The Fate of Farringale: 14

You’re saving Farringale,’ I repeated, with perhaps an unwise emphasis on the first word. I was conscious of a stir around me: a reaction from the assembled Society, but I couldn’t turn to gauge what it was. I kept my attention on Fenella.

‘Of course,’ she said grandly. ‘Urgent work, I am sure you must agree. The Court won’t thank you for getting in the way of it.’

‘Oh? You’re here on the authority of Mandridore, are you?’

‘Of course,’ she said again, to my great surprise. I’d expected hedging, deflection, excuses, but not a bare-faced lie.

For an instant, I wondered if it might be true. The king at Mandridore had tasked us with rehabilitating Farringale, if we could; might they have contracted Ancestria Magicka to do the same? From their perspective, the end goal was important, not the tool they used to achieve it. It was plausible.

But I remembered the patent horror with which the Court had heard the news of Fenella’s incursion. The urgency with which they’d appealed for aid. It was possible they had employed Ancestria Magicka, and that grubby organisation had betrayed them—but I didn’t think so. More likely a lie.

But a believable one. Now I understood how Fenella had recruited trolls to her cause.

‘That is untrue,’ I said. ‘We’ve just come from Mandridore, and they certainly didn’t send you.’ Futile, really; my word against hers; their word against ours; people would go on believing whatever they wanted to believe.

Fenella waved this away with visible scorn. ‘I suppose you’d like me to believe they sent you.

As though it was so far-fetched a possibility, considering she’d called me Merlin herself. ‘What’s your plan?’ I said, tiring of the tit-for-tat.

Fenella, off-balance, blinked at me. ‘What?’

‘Your plan. For saving Farringale.’ I swept an arm out, indicating the sorry state of the noble griffins, the clusters of her people guarding the mews, and the expanse of our people ranged in opposition. ‘This is all part of it, I suppose?’

I was curious to see whether the whole story was a lie; the “saving Farringale” a story spun to justify the looting, the thieving. Or was there some truth to it after all?

‘I’m sure you don’t need me to explain it to you,’ she answered, which was a cop-out, but also true. I didn’t.

I was looking at everything they’d done in Farringale with fresh eyes. What they’d done to the griffins.

If we—I—wanted to restore Farringale, we had to neutralise its wild magick, which meant neutralising—temporarily—the griffins. Is that what they were doing?

And what of the library? Had they been looting it, or extracting it prior to potentially damaging magickal procedures?

They’d stolen our regulators from Silvessen, but not, apparently, to sell them, or even to copy them (though I’d be willing to bet they’d be doing the latter at some point). They’d brought them here, to Farringale, and—used them. Hmm.

‘And what happens once you’ve saved it?’ That was Jay, his tone ringingly sceptical. ‘Who gets control of it?’

‘Why, Mandridore, of course,’ said Fenella, sweetly.

I sighed, frustrated. It might have been true; it wasn’t hard to imagine the kind of fame and favour they could win by such a feat. The Troll Court would owe them for generations.

It might have been a lie, too; I wouldn’t put it past Fenella to covet a small kingdom of her own, given half a chance.

We had no way of knowing, and we were wasting time arguing about it. I opened my mouth to say—I don’t even know what, I was running out of ways to counter such slippery insincerity from Fenella—but at that moment Milady materialised, as if from nowhere (and, being Mab, she might have).

Her abrupt appearance caused a fresh stir, on both sides—and stopped Fenella cold. It helped that she was laying it on rather thick, hovering at near eye level with the proud leader of Ancestria Magicka, her wings a glittering blur. She shimmered with myth and magick, a palpable power beyond anything most of us had ever experienced. She inspired the purest awe—and, I hoped, a modicum of fear.

For the first time, I detected uncertainty in Fenella’s face. She knew a great many things she shouldn’t have, but she had not discovered this secret.

Milady spoke, and her voice rang with all the power and majesty of a legendary queen. ‘Fenella Beaumont.’ The syllables rolled and echoed, like suppressed thunder. ‘This is not your task to perform.’

Fenella straightened her spine, lifted her chin, and stared right back at Mab. ‘I say the task belongs to anyone who can perform it successfully.’

‘And can you?’

‘Yes,’ said Fenella, without hesitation. Bravado? Or did she truly have a workable method?

A pause. Then Milady spoke—Milady again, not Mab; those low, calm, soothing tones I’d heard so often at the top of the tower at Home. ‘In that case, you will agree to a co-operation pact.’

‘We require no assistance,’ said Fenella, instantly, and with scorn.

‘You may enjoy our assistance or endure our opposition,’ replied Milady coolly. ‘You will, of course, make the wisest decision.’

I wanted to object. They were not to be trusted; they had not honour enough to keep to their promises. They would pretend cooperation, and then betray us at the first opportunity.

I needn’t have worried, however. Fenella had not the wisdom Milady credited her with, nor the guile I’d expected. ‘There will be no cooperation,’ she declared. ‘Farringale is in safe hands. Ours.’

Another pause. This was not the response Milady had expected; she did not have an immediate answer to offer. Tension built; Rob and his team shifted, gathering themselves, preparing to oppose Fenella with force, if necessary.

A terrible prospect, and one Milady had always dedicated herself to avoiding. The Society did not cut swathes through our opponents, maiming at will; we certainly did not kill.

But we could not simply walk away, and leave Farringale in their hands. Theirs were not safe hands; never that. If they would not work with us, then we would have to remove them—by any means possible.

Rob lifted his Lazuli Wand, letting Fenella see it. He was legendarily fearsome with it. ‘Release the griffins,’ he said, deadly quiet.

Fenella levelled her own Wand at him, stared defiance. Giddy gods, had she such unshakeable faith in the might of her own people? Or was this foolish recklessness, an inability to admit herself bested?

Was she bested? I felt a creeping sense of unease, felt it radiating from Jay beside me. We didn’t know the extent of either her forces or the powers they mustered between them. We’d seen giants at the bridge, and trolls; we knew she had the likes of Katalin Pataki and George Mercer at her disposal. As to what, or who, else… we were woefully underinformed.

What if we were the ones outmatched, and unable to see it?

‘Stop,’ I blurted. ‘Please. Wait.’

Everyone looked at me. The combined weight of so many surprised, shocked, wondering, tense, frightened, enraged gazes made me shrink, for a moment, bowed under the combined pressure.

And it made it so much harder to continue. Milady wasn’t going to like what I had in mind; the glimmers of a plan so risky I felt nauseated from the strain of it.

But it was that, or—disaster.

‘You’re right,’ I said to Fenella. ‘The important thing is that Farringale is saved, and if you’ve got a surefire way to do that then you should go ahead and do it.’ I was babbling a bit, not at my most eloquent by a long shot: but I was committed now, and rushed on. ‘I expect you’ll be wanting to take the griffins out of here, and we won’t oppose you, but as a gesture of good faith we would like to offer you the assistance of one of our best agents. She’s a world expert on the care and handling of magickal beasts, including mythical ones, and will assist you very creditably in keeping them safe and well.’

There, let her refuse that without losing face. She could hardly reject my offer, not without undermining her own claim to be “safe hands” for Farringale—and the griffins. I couldn’t see Miranda in the crowd, but knew she must be somewhere nearby. She’d stay as close to the beleaguered griffins as she could.

Jay was silent at my side, rigid with tension and (probably) anger. He wasn’t questioning me, he wouldn’t undermine me in front of Fenella. But he had, must have, grave doubts. I could only hope he—and Milady—would trust me.

I could only hope I deserved to be trusted.

Fenella took several long, terrible moments to consider my proposal, and I couldn’t breathe for fear that she would decline, this too—or that my own people would break, that Milady would publicly overrule me.

‘Very well,’ said Fenella, though the questioning look she cast at Milady showed how well she understood the limits of my authority.

I waited in fresh agonies for Milady’s response. Would she trust me this time? Could she? What I asked required a huge leap of faith, and I couldn’t explain why

‘Stand down, Society,’ said Milady, softly, and I could almost have wept with relief—and panic.

We were committed. Now I had to make it work.

Miranda went past me, heading straight for the griffins, now she had official leave—directing at me a tense, questioning look en route. I met that gaze squarely, trying, probably futilely, to telegraph reams of thoughts with a mere glance: keep the griffins safe. Stay close to them. Tell us exactly where they’re being taken.

I knew she would perform the first two without question, but the latter? I was gambling on Miranda, too, on the chance that her confused loyalties had settled: that she was a Society agent again, through and through.

Nothing in her face told me whether or not I was right to put faith in her. Time would tell.

A great deal happened after that, and quickly. Milady mustered our people, and pulled them back; Fenella consolidated hers around the griffins, now surrendered into her dubious care.

Jay bristled with something: either rage or fear, I couldn’t tell. I followed him over to Milady, and Rob, and about thirty other Society agents all staring at me like I must be crazy. Or a traitor.

We fell all the way back, leaving the mews to Ancestria Magicka, and regrouped at a safe distance. Handsome townhouses rose on either side of me, looming in judgement, empty windows staring out of stuccoed facades.

‘Well?’ said Milady.

Jay, beside me, didn’t move, or barely so. But he’d stopped very close to me: his arm pressed against mine, a reassuring pressure. He might think I was crazy, but he was standing beside me anyway.

My courage rose.

‘The thing is,’ I began. ‘She’s right. Someone’s got to save Farringale. We can’t just leave it like this, and now we have the technology to—’

‘Our objective in coming,’ interjected Milady, severely, ‘Was to eject Ancestria Magicka, and reverse any damage they may have caused. That is all.’

‘I know, but we can’t do that without a fight, a very damaging one, which nobody wants, and we might be—we might be the ones driven out. But if the griffins aren’t here—’

Rob said, in a voice of controlled anger, ‘Ves, the griffins are not safe in Fenella Beaumont’s hands. She’ll never return them. You cannot conceive how priceless they are—’

‘I know, which is why I sent Miranda with them. She’ll see to their safety and make sure we know how to get them back, later. We didn’t come prepared to remove them, but they did, so it’s actually quite perfect. And in the meantime—’

‘Later? She could take them away and kill them and there would be no later—’

‘She won’t. Not when they’re so priceless. Please, Rob. I’m going to need your help.’

He eyed me with a look of frank disbelief, a boundless exasperation, and my heart sank.

Milady hadn’t relented either, and I couldn’t blame her. At last she said, ‘Ves. Are you certain you can do this?’

I was silent for a second, in consternation, the full enormity of what I proposed to do settling over me like a leaden cloak. Was I sure? Truly?

‘With the right help,’ I said, mustering my courage. ‘Yes, I think I can.’

Milady nodded once, and that was it. We were committed. I was committed.

Giddy gods. What had I done?

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‘Ves. Thank goodness—I think? Are you okay? Gods—’ Jay was babbling, most unlike him, but he swept me into a fierce hug and somewhere in there I managed to stop screaming.

‘I’m okay,’ I said thickly against his chest, and I was—mostly. I was feeling an odd mix of profound relief and a strange desolation. For while the baroness had saved me from eternity stuck as a Fairy Stone, she’d also torn me out of the most profound peace I’d ever experienced in my life.

And now here I was, in Farringale, with a lost city to save and a few hundred people embroiled in fervid struggles around us while we did it.

It took me a few deep and tremulous breaths to pull myself together. Jay too, probably.

‘Any chance you could stop turning yourself into inanimate objects?’ said that gentleman after a while.

‘I may not have looked it, but I was fairly animate,’ I protested. I’d held a conversation, at least. A bit. Sort of.

‘That was not animated. This—this­­—is animated.’ Jay grasped both my arms and moved them about, most illustratively. ‘I prefer this.’

‘Me too,’ I sighed, meaning it more than I didn’t. I straightened, gently disentangling myself from Jay. ‘Right. Where are we at.’

‘Farringale Dell,’ Jay answered promptly, all business again. He pointed. ‘City’s that way.’

For once, I didn’t even need him to tell me. I could feel it, the deep, irresistible pull of Farringale’s wild and roiling magick, a lodestone I couldn’t have missed if I’d tried.

I took a proper, long look around, having scarcely noticed my surroundings before. Peaks and valleys, the sort they  had in mind when they coined the phrase “rolling hills”. Landscape like a rumpled blanket, lusciously green, and—intriguing, this—laced still with that latent sense of ancient power, a tapestry of memory and magick. Would I always be so alive to these things from now on? Or was it the temporary effects of having played the—

‘The lyre,’ I blurted, rigid with horror. ‘I’ve lost the lyre.’

‘At your feet,’ said Jay calmingly.

There it was, indeed, and being a magickal object of indescribable power and unimaginable antiquity it wasn’t just lying there on its side, patently dropped by a careless hand (mine). It stood tall and proud atop a nicely flattened rock, as though I had placed it there myself with tender care, and it was playing some silent melody to itself: its glittering strings visibly vibrated.

‘I’m not sure I should be trusted with any more irreplaceable artefacts,’ I decided, though this one seemed to be able to take care of itself. ‘Will you carry it?’

Jay picked it up, gingerly, and stood frowning. ‘I think,’ he said after a moment, ‘that you’ll have to take it after all.’ He held it out to me.

I eyed it doubtfully. It shone at me, enticingly, radiating magick in most tempting fashion; but then it tends to do that. Nothing unusual there.

‘It’s singing at me,’ Jay elaborated.

‘And that isn’t a good thing.’

‘Emphatically not a good thing.’ Jay winced as he spoke, as though his teeth hurt.

The fact that I’d dropped it apparently didn’t mean that the lyre and I weren’t still all tangled up together. I took it from Jay’s hands feeling only slightly aggrieved. It played me a joyous ode, which mollified me—a little. ‘Everyone’s gone,’ I observed, for we were entirely alone on the windswept hillside.

‘Gone into the city, and we should follow. Are you ready?’

‘Of course not.’

‘Me neither.’

Jay set off, striding grimly over hill and dale like a modern-day Heathcliff. Breathless with magick and panic and admiration, I trotted in his wake.

***

Heading into the teeth of that magickal mess was like wading into the ocean against the incoming tide. It beat at me, waves of it, relentless as the sea—and all the while, the sense of irresistible force, an undertow waiting to sweep me up and drown me in it.

If it weren’t for Jay just ahead of me, advancing upon it like a human wrecking ball, inflexible as death itself, I might have turned tail and fled like a frightened hare, lyre and all. We could’ve been happy, me and the Yllanfalen Lyre. In Barbados, possibly, or the Seychelles.

But if Jay could face Farringale, so could I. We could face it together.

We had to.

The gate into Farringale city looked so much like an actual entrance I was almost disappointed. No cunningly disguised rocks or airy archways of subtle magick; this one was obviously and unabashedly a door. A grand one, to be sure: ten feet tall and wrought from solid granite, with a set of double doors occupying an ornately carved frame. They looked like they’d been there since the dawn of time, and hadn’t been opened in almost as long.

I wondered how the first teams to reach them had contrived to get them open, but they had: one stood far enough ajar for a human to slip through, if not a troll. I glanced through, and saw nothing but a white mist, like dense fog.

‘I’ll go first,’ said Jay, and went, without even waiting for me to reply.

‘Wait—’ I began, but too late. He was gone, leaving me alone with the hills and the doors and the lyre and the mist.

‘Damnit,’ I muttered. Nothing for it. I grabbed what passed for my courage with both hands, and stepped into the fog.

Jay caught me on the other side, physically grabbed me. Presumably before I could manage to wander off and get myself lost (plausible). ‘The doors lead right into the centre,’ he told me. ‘We’re near the library.’

Or what was left of it, after Ancestria Magicka and I were finished with it. I blushed a little at the recollection: had I knocked down a wall on my way out? I might very well have.

‘Which also means,’ he continued, ‘we’re near the mews where the griffins were being kept.’

I read the unspoken question in there. Now that we’d made it inside, what did we want to do? Milady hadn’t assigned us to any particular unit, nor given us any particular task.

I knew why. My not-so-secret personal mission, mad as it was: I’d personally declared war on the ortherex. Milady hadn’t endorsed it, but she hadn’t forbidden it either. She’d left Jay and me free to choose where we placed ourselves and our talents.

I chose to conclude that a lack of active opposition from Milady was as good as support, as far as Jay’s reservations were concerned. And I’d go on thinking so unless and until he clearly stated otherwise.

I chewed a thumbnail, thinking. If I wanted to purge Farringale of its infestation, how would I even do that?

They were feeding off its wild flows of magick, or so we had theorised. It was those surges of power that kept them here, oddly static, like the rest of the city. If I wanted to remove them, I’d have to take away their source of sustenance.

I’d have to take the magick out of Farringale. All of it.

A thought I’d been shying away from ever since the emergency council at Mandridore. It was too insane, even for me; too vast, surely, to be accomplished, even with all the magick of Merlin at my disposal.

I didn’t want to consider the possibility that I couldn’t do it, at all—that it wasn’t within my power, or anyone’s. Because that would mean accepting defeat. There wasn’t a way to save Farringale for the trolls without clearing the ortherex, and as long as they had all the deep power of ages to feed upon, they’d be here forever.

We had to find a way, or give up on Farringale. And I wasn’t prepared to do that.

I looked at Jay, and his face told me he knew. He hadn’t mentioned the griffins at random. ‘We’ve got to get them out of here, haven’t we?’

‘Yes,’ he said.

The griffins, bound up inextricably with the magickal ebbs and flows of Farringale. The very heart and soul of it, the core; without them, magick would wither and die, and Farringale Dell with it. And they’d been resident here for more centuries than I could imagine.

Taking them out—all of them—I didn’t even know what that would do to the city. But I knew that I couldn’t perform my nigh-impossible task in the face of all their terrible power.

‘Miranda’s team went straight there,’ Jay said. ‘With Rob’s. They’ll be—I don’t know what they’ll have done by now.’

‘And Indira?’ I asked.

‘Retrieving the regulators. Plus she’s got two more that Orlando rushed.’

Good. We’d be needing those. Four might be… enough. Perhaps.

‘Right,’ I said. ‘Let’s go.’

***

We passed few people on our way through the contested streets of Farringale, at least at first. The combated areas were elsewhere; nobody had cause to care about the library anymore, not now I’d emptied it of its treasures.

Nonetheless, the atmosphere of the city couldn’t be more different from our first visit. A palpable tension set my teeth on edge, a sense of urgency, of menace; and the magick of Farringale tossed and roiled like the sea in a storm. It dizzied me, threatened to overwhelm me—what in the name of all the gods had they done with the regulators? Not to mention the griffins—Jay had to steady me several times when I threatened to topple under it.

The lyre wasn’t much help. I felt like a tree trapped betwixt two hurricanes, each of them trying to tear me to pieces.

When we neared the griffins’ makeshift prison, the fraught peace quickly shattered. I heard a tumult of voices raised in conflict, and a terrible, sharp, raucous cry that could only have come from a griffin. Jay and I quickened our steps down a widening street, passing towering townhouses of brick and stone at a near run.

The mews had become a battleground. We tore into an open square, lined on three sides with large, brick-built stable blocks. I counted four griffins still captured, chained and enchanted, unnaturally placid. People were everywhere, I couldn’t tell how many were ours, and how many Ancestria Magicka.

I recognised Fenella Beaumont, however, poised beside her imprisoned griffins like a queen holding court. She was dressed all in black, tight trousers and jacket, with her grey hair tied back: practical attire for taking over a city.

She had a Wand out, something emerald, by the look of it, and she was pointing it at Rob.

Rob, unmoved, had his own Wand trained on her right back. He was flanked by his entire team, but then so was Fenella. We had a stand-off going on.

I looked for Indira, or Zareen, but didn’t see them.

‘Release the griffins,’ Rob was saying, calmly but firmly. ‘You are surrounded. Reinforcements are imminent. You cannot win this.’

Fenella looked by no means ready to accept defeat, and I wondered afresh what her plan had actually been. If her only goal had been to empty the library, well, she and her organisation should be long gone by now. They’d have no further reason to stay.

But they’d seized control of the gate, and the griffins. Something else was afoot, something much larger. Surely she hadn’t thought she could get away with occupying Farringale?

‘We’re so close,’ Fenella said angrily, which wasn’t an answer to anything Rob had said. ‘Let us work, Rob Foster. We’re doing great things—things the Society can only dream of—’

‘Oh, balderdash,’ I interrupted, and stepped forward. ‘What could you possibly be doing that involves imprisoning the—’ I stopped, because as I spoke a horrible thought entered my head.

Fenella’s eyes glittered with rage at sight of me. ‘Ah, the great Merlin,’ she said nastily. ‘You should have joined us when you had the chance.’

I didn’t waste any time wondering how she’d heard about my new role: expecting to keep anything much from the knowledge of these sneaks was clearly futile. Ignoring her remark, I said, warily, ‘What exactly is it you think you’re doing?’

She smirked at me. ‘Can’t you guess?’ And I could guess, of course I could: for weren’t the Society and Ancestria Magicka like opposite sides of the same coin? I heard, with a horrible sense of inevitability, the expected words fall from Fenella’s smirking lips: ‘We’re saving Farringale.’

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‘I don’t think you’ll like what I’m going to do with it,’ I felt obliged to add, as Jay’s face broke into a smile of relief.

The smile vanished. ‘All right, break it to me gently.’

‘No time.’ The sight of so many of Fenella’s people guarding the bridge had rattled me. What were they doing in there, that required so heavy a defence? The Society would be arriving any time now—they’d got royal permission to use the old troll roads; they’d be practically flying along—and they needed to be able to get straight in. I didn’t have time to negotiate with Jay.

By the time those two terse words left my lips, I was already at work. The gate was entirely defunct—no surprise there. I couldn’t tell what had functioned as the portal, long ago; probably a boulder or some other, like object, those were popular choices. Doubtless it had been cleared away when Farringale was sealed up. Nothing remained, then, for me to reawaken, and I had neither the time nor the knowledge necessary to create a fresh new gate here.

But we had encountered a similar problem recently, and I’d solved it. Inadvertently, yes, by way of an involuntary burst of magick I did not immediately know how to replicate. But if I’d done it once I could do it again.

I did as I had then, and sat down, putting the greater part of myself in direct contact with the ancient earth and its faded memory of magick. Not so difficult, really, to imagine myself a part of it; to lose myself in the peaceful sway of verdure, the soft and sharp smells of loam and sap; to join the dulcet notes of my lyre and my magick to those lacing the landscape around me. I heard, and felt, Jay shift beside me: an attempt to stop me, hastily suppressed. He would guess what I proposed to do, wouldn’t like it; would nonetheless accept, as I had, that the need was great and options few. I felt a stab of compunction as he settled again, and I turned my attention from him: how often had I cast him into torments of worry on my behalf? How often had I outraged his sense of caution, worn out his patience, ignored his fears—I’m sorry, Jay, I thought distantly, but I couldn’t say so, couldn’t even think about it right then, for I was shifting—bleeding into the landscape bit by bit—soon I was scarcely Ves any longer, naught left of me but a stray wisp of awareness, like a dream fraying away upon the wind.

***

It happened fast. Too fast. One minute she was Ves, seated at my feet, smiling apologetically at me with that damned lyre in her lap and magick wreathing round her like moths to a flame—and then she was gone, and there sat a Ves-sized rock, a craggy old boulder that looked for all the world as though it had been there since the dawn of time.

No ordinary boulder, of course. This one had motes of a purplish crystal laced through it, with flecks of silver—and, incidentally to its appearance, a profound magick about it, as old as Farringale itself (apparently) and very much functional.

‘A Fairy Stone,’ I sighed, and felt a stab of pain lance through my temples: a migraine on the approach. Perfect.

‘Okay,’ I said, and laid a hand against the cool, rough stone where Ves’s head had so recently been. ‘It’s okay. I’ll get you out of this—later.’

The incident with the chair, not to mention the tree, had proved all too clearly that the risks of Ves’s latest methods remained considerable. She could get herself into these messes; she needed me—us—to get her out of them again.

Later. She’d done this for good reason, and the next part was my task.

I called the number Milady—Mab—had recently given me, for just this purpose. She answered in seconds. ‘Jay?’

‘We’ve got a way in,’ I said without preamble. ‘She’s done it. I’m sending you co-ordinates.’

‘Thank you.’ Brief words, but a world of relief lay behind them.

‘Hurry,’ I said. ‘And avoid the main gate. It’s heavily guarded. Don’t let them see you.’

Nothing to do, then, but wait: and worry. About the progress of Ancestria Magicka’s plans, inside Farringale where they were, for the moment, unopposed. About my colleagues at the Society, about to face a unique challenge we may or may not be truly prepared for.

Most of all, about Ves, inert at my feet, so bound up in her myriad magicks that she might not, this time, ever get out of them again.

Not the most tranquil hour of my life.

Time moved agonisingly slowly, but Milady, thankfully, didn’t. I heard sounds of approach, and tensed, alert, heart pounding—ready to defend Ves and Farringale both to the limits of my ability—but it was Rob, striding over the heath towards me looking grim as death, and around him some twelve or fifteen of our colleagues. He’d trained every one of them, I knew: they were the best of us at the direct arts. By any other name, fighting. The advance force. Of course they’d be going in first.

Rob nodded at me, and looked around, nonplussed. Expecting to see either Ves or something that obviously looked like a gate, if not both.

I indicated the Fairy Stone, and Rob stared at it, frowning. ‘Ves hasn’t gone in alone, has she? She’s extremely competent but it’s far too dangerous—’

‘That’s Ves,’ I said. ‘She’s the gate.’

Rob was silent a moment, and then said: ‘You seem to be taking it well.’

‘It does seem that way, doesn’t it?’ I answered tightly.

He gave me another terse nod, this one tinged with sympathy. ‘We’ll be quick.’

And then he was gone, one hand planted firmly atop the stone-that-was-Ves, once. Magick surged as the members of his unit went in after him, one after another in a steady stream. By the time they were through, another group were arriving, and streaming into Farringale; faces blurred together as they went by me, too many to note, and I wondered whether it hurt Ves, whether she was even aware. She was strong, but she’d only done this sort of thing for a few of us before; now for fifty, seventy, a hundred…

Milady was among the last to arrive. Rob was her general, leading the charge: she was the shepherd, keeping everyone together, watching the rear.

She had Miranda with her, which was interesting. Miranda looked pale, tense and resolute. I wondered whether Milady kept her close out of trust, or its opposite, and perhaps she was wondering the same thing.

‘Thank you,’ Milady said again, to me, just before she went through. ‘Dear Ves. I hope she has not overreached herself.’

So strange, still, to look Milady in the face—and such a face; not young, not old, not human—more distinct by its lack, of anything I could call familiar.

Queen Mab indeed; I could have cast myself at her feet, and gladly. ‘She has,’ I answered. ‘She always does. I hope you won’t need the gate again, because I’m getting her out of there.’

Milady nodded. ‘Follow when you can,’ she said. ‘I’ll have need of you both.’

A grace period for Ves, then, albeit a small one. Good. Had I been ordered to haul her straight into the fray, I wouldn’t have been obeying it.

Milady awaited no response. In an instant she was gone, Miranda with her, leaving me alone with the inert lump of stone that was my maddening, alarming, adored and magnificent Ves.

I crouched down by her, set a careful hand to her lichen-covered surface, and spoke low and soothingly. She would be suffering, right about now. ‘I’m going through. And then we’re done. Okay? Just a couple more minutes and we’ll get you out of there.’

No response, of course: I wasn’t expecting any, though a faint hope withered and died. One last surge of magick, and magick took me, whirled me away: I entered Farringale Dell.

I looked around, oblivious to the landscape, to the knots of Society agents still in the process of disbursing. My only thought was for Ves: specifically, the appalling and impossible absence of her.

The Fairy Stone was not here.

How was that possible? Surely it could only function as a gate because it spanned the gap between the outer world, and the Dell: like a door, or a bridge. It had to be here—she had to be here—but it wasn’t. She wasn’t.

And because the stone wasn’t there—the gate wasn’t there—I couldn’t go back through and find her, either.

She was stuck, lost, and I’d lost her.

***

It occurred to me, distantly and belatedly, that we really ought to have warned Baroness Tremayne before we returned in force.

Not that the thought caused me much alarm. It’s difficult to feel distress, as a rock. There’s a stolid placidity to stone that one cannot help but absorb, even when one is only mostly a rock.

I had forgotten her altogether—Jay, too—everything, really, beyond the perimeter of my own boulder. A peaceful interlude, altogether. But a voice intruded upon my dreaming serenity, an insistent voice that vibrated through the core of me, demanding attention.

Cordelia Vesper, it said, over and over again, and I remembered that was my name.

Yes? I answered, cautiously.

Is that you?

Was I Cordelia? Distantly, I thought so. Ves, I answered. I’m Ves. I think.

Palpable relief; the voice made some wordless sound, a swiftly expelled breath. A sigh. Thank goodness. I had thought—there are so many of you.

I focused, gradually, and remembered. Many of us. Yes. Milady, and the Society, in force. It’s all right. Those are Mab’s troops. They’re here to help.

I should have said “we”, I suppose, for I, too, was there to be useful. Hopefully. But stone feels no sense of either agency or urgency, and mine were all gone somewhere. I drowsed in a lake of my own magick, lulled and sun-warmed; in seconds, I’d forgotten the baroness again.

Cordelia Vesper, came the voice again, with the insistent note of one who has repeated the same phrase several times, and failed to win a response.

I gave myself a strong mental shake. Yes! Sorry. I’m Ves.

We have established that.

Right.

Think you to remain a Fairy Stone all your days?

I thought about that, a bit. Not so terrible a prospect, honestly: quite peaceful. No? I ventured.

Your duty is fulfilled, methinks. None now linger about you, save one, at a remove.

One lingered. One! Jay must be the one.

At a remove? What does that mean?

She did not answer me, precisely, only said: Is it your wish to follow in Mab’s train?

Yes, I said, thinking of Jay more than Mab. I hesitated, struck at last by my predicament: I was a Fairy Stone, and my body seemed to think it had always been a Fairy Stone.

The same problem I’d encountered at Silvessen, not to mention the chair incident. And the tree. How easily my body and mind resigned their customary state, and adopted another’s; how difficult it was, afterwards, to think my way back into me.

Ophelia might have some idea as to why, but I didn’t. I’m stuck, I admitted. I needed Jay, or Zareen, or somebody, to pull me out of it again. And Jay was there—at a remove.

Excruciating pain, suddenly: my thoughts dissolved into agony. I felt uprooted, as though grabbed by the hair, and pulled.

And I burst out of the stone, the land, the magick, like a weed wrenched out of a vegetable patch—and woke up, screaming, to find Jay’s terrified face looming above me.

The Fate of Farringale: 8

It took me altogether too long to remember a couple of things—which, I might as well add, would have been immediately apparent to Jay (not to mention Indira).

One: I was travelling with a small forest, yes, but said forest had one of the greatest libraries in the world dangling from its swaying branches.

Two: I might not have been similarly festooned with knowledge, but I did still have Mauf somewhere about my person.

‘Does anyone know the way to Mandridore?’ I’d said, not really expecting a response.

Response, however, there had been: an immediate susurration of rustling leaves—tree chatter—had gone up, with a babble of ancient, learnèd voices mixed up somewhere therein.

—thou’rt a fool; it is not westerly, thou hast the pages upside down—

—manner of nonsense is this. Ha! Mandridore! There is no such place, nor has ever been—

—past Mount Battle and over the River Winding—

And over the top of this babble, Mauf’s refined accents raised to a near roar: ‘My good tomes and volumes—my very dear lexicons and folios—WE are the greatest library this world has ever known. Such conduct is highly unbecoming of our situation in life.’

The chatter did not appreciably lessen, but Mauf went on, inexorably shouting over them: ‘IF you would be so good as to hold your tongues, all of you, I believe we may swiftly find our way to a resolution of Merlin’s little difficulty.’

I didn’t immediately recognise myself by the name Merlin—I required a moment’s reflection, for that—but it was clever of Mauf to use it. These ancient volumes could never have received any information about the Society, nor would they care; but Merlin, that was another matter. The books’ quarrelling stopped, became instead an excited babble in which that hallowed name, Merlin, was many times repeated.

‘Precisely,’ said Mauf, at a more decorous volume. ‘Merlin. Shall you now comport yourselves with some dignity?’

The books, duly shamed, fell largely silent, barring an occasional rustle of pages—and one, slightly disturbing giggle.

‘Thank you. Now then. Mandridore, as most of you will not know, is as Farringale once was: the great, and very grand home of Their Majesties, Queen Ysurra and King Naldran, noble heirs as they are to Their  Majesties Hrruna and Torvaston; seat of the Troll Court, and therefore, home to the current Great Library of Magick. And if you would like to be restored to your rightful places upon such august shelves, you will assist me in directing Merlin to the gates of Mandridore forthwith, and without further ado.’ Mauf paused, and added, ‘The next volume to giggle shall instead be cast into the nearest brackish stream.’

The giggling, mercifully, cut off with a choking sound.

‘Thank you. Now. Which among you contain maps of England?’

Several books piped up.

‘And which among you contain some manner of reference to the Old Roads of the Court?’

‘The what—’ I put in, but stopped as the answer occurred to me. The Troll Roads. He was talking about the magickal Ways I’d once or twice travelled over of late, usually with Baron Alban. ‘Oooh, that’s clever,’ I said instead.

Mauf radiated a quiet, smug pleasure. ‘Yes, it is. Do not worry, Miss Vesper. We shall have you in Mandridore in a trice.’

***

They did, as well. I was obliged to promise, later, that I would not say exactly how; such knowledge is for the rarefied few, and those tomes whose pages offer some useful clue will doubtless disappear very quickly into Mandridore’s protected archives.

I can only say that our little ambulatory forest was very soon in motion again, and it was not long before we were out of England Proper and sauntering joyously down the wide, rose-strewn boulevards that the trolls built long, long ago.

Had I been obliged to walk those Ways as myself, I would have tired in due time, for despite the Way-wending magicks infused into the white stones of those roads, the journey was a considerable one. I did not tire, though, as a tree; a tree has no muscles, that can grow weary with use. I was powered by magick, and not only my own: the fizzing, ferocious magick of over-burdened Farringale was in me still, and wafted me with the greatest ease all the way to Mandridore.

We caused rather a stir, let me tell you. It’s not every day an entire copse of English trees in full and varied leaf trundles en masse through the gilded gates of the Court Enclave. We accumulated curious followers as we went, and by the time we stopped outside the palace we had an entourage at least as large in number as we were.

Things became somewhat confused after that. I recall being ushered, by what means I know not, into the vast formal gardens that lie behind the palace, into which my arboreal fellows cheerfully dispersed. I must have dropped into a doze, I suppose, for such an excess of magick cannot help but weary a woman eventually.

I drifted out of slumber again to find myself parked in a quiet corner of the queen’s garden, flanked by fragrant orange trees, and with an ornate stone bench positioned under my eaves. Two people were seated upon it: the soft murmur of their conversation had woken me.

‘—most spectacular thing I’ve ever seen,’ Jay was saying. ‘I haven’t the slightest idea how she thought of it.’

‘She’s Ves,’ answered Alban. ‘Her mind works in mysterious ways.’

‘Turned the whole damned library into a forest and walked off with it.’ Jay was shaking his head. ‘Some damage to the building in the process, of course, but nothing the Court can’t fix.’

‘They won’t object to that. Not when Ves has brought them the entire lost library of Farringale.’

Not the entire library, I tried to say, without success: my leaves rustled frenetically, but no words emerged.

Both faces looked up into my branches. ‘Have another go,’ said Jay, laying a hand against my trunk.

I did, with much the same result.

‘I hope you aren’t planning to remain a tree forever,’ Alban said. ‘Not that you aren’t a splendid, majestic tree, of course.’

‘The very best of trees,’ Jay agreed. ‘But there’s a cup of tea with your name on it, Ves, and it’s getting cold.’

‘And a plate of pancakes,’ Alban added. ‘The enormous ones, with the fruit and the ice cream.’

I rustled a bit more, dropping a purple fruit into Jay’s lap, which burst juicily.

Jay looked at it in silence, then said to Alban: ‘It’s not the entire library. That’s probably what she’s worried about. Ancestria Magicka took some books before we could stop them.’

‘Excellent,’ said Alban, in an uncharacteristically grim tone. ‘Those books are lawfully the property of the Troll Court. We’ll prosecute them for theft.’

‘Later. The griffins need help first.’

Griffins? What was amiss with the griffins? My brain exploded with questions; several more fruits sprayed juice over the pristine gravel walk.

‘Maybe have those pancakes brought out here,’ Jay suggested. ‘Where she can see them.’

With careful intent and precise aim, I dropped a fruit on Jay’s head.

‘You’re welcome to do something terrible to me,’ Jay correctly interpreted, ‘but you’ll have to turn human again first.’

I sagged, my branches drooping. I’d love to turn human again, I told him (rustle, rustle).

Jay patted my trunk soothingly. ‘I know. But if you conquered the chair problem, you can do this, too.’

‘Chair problem?’ Alban queried.

Jay shook his head. ‘Best not to ask.’

***

They brought out the pancakes. And when those turned cold and congealed, another plate of pancakes—not to mention huge, troll-sized pots of tea. Jay and Alban sat with me for an hour straight, and then another, swapping stories of our escapades, reminding me of my human self.

I chafed under the delay, and so did they, I’m sure, though they hid it well. Something was gravely amiss with the griffins of Farringale; Ancestria Magicka had got away with a lot of the library’s books; who-knew-what other mischief was brewing; and I was stuck in the shape of a tree.

Trying to perform difficult, unfamiliar magicks under a sense of intense pressure isn’t my preferred way of doing things.

At length—at very great length—my bark softened and became cloth; my leaves and withies dissolved into jade-green coloured hair; and I had eyes again, lips to talk with, arms to wrap around Jay and Alban in the hugest, bone-crushing bear hugs I (in my diminutive frame) could manage.

And questions. I had a lot of questions. ‘What do you mean about the griffins—thank you, by the way, for all this—this—but what’s afoot in Farringale—oh, did you find out what became of the regulators?—can we get the lost books back—’ I uttered all this in bursts, in between enormous gulps of tea (sweet, and milky), and forkfuls of pancake.

Jay apprised me, fairly succinctly, of the Griffin Problem, which made my blood boil with impotent rage. ‘Rob’s back at Home, updating Milady,’ he concluded. ‘I came here to find you, I hoped, and also to report to the Court. We’ll need help, at this point. We couldn’t take on all of Ancestria Magicka with just the two of us.’

Perhaps he’d read a certain mulish accusation in my face, for that last bit came out slightly defensive. ‘I know,’ I assured him. ‘I wish you could’ve, but—’

‘So do we,’ Jay said bleakly, and I saw what it must have cost him to walk away and leave those noble griffins in captivity.

‘Their Majesties are holding an emergency council soon,’ Alban told me, and checked his watch. ‘In about half an hour, in fact.’ I burst into speech, and he held up a hand to forestall me. ‘Your presence is required, don’t worry. We’ll need you and Jay to explain the situation at Farringale, and you’re to represent the Society while we debate how best to launch a sensible opposition.’

Sensible meaning: they couldn’t send many of their own people with us. No troll could safely enter Farringale, not yet. Maybe not ever.

But they were a large, cosmopolitan Enclave: they had people who weren’t trolls, and besides that they had some of the brightest minds in the country. We wouldn’t have to handle a problem of this magnitude alone.

‘That being so,’ I said, ‘I’d better fortify myself with plentiful comestibles. I’m hungry.’ In fact I was ravenous: a tree may thrive on sun and water alone, but I couldn’t.

Jay handed me another mug of tea, and downed the dregs of his own. ‘We’re as ready as milk and sugar can make us,’ he proclaimed.

Which, I hoped, would be enough.

The Fate of Farringale: 3

I know this may seem hard to believe but I am actually the very soul of discretion, most of the time.

Not that my new status as the current Merlin is a secret, exactly. But I haven’t broadcast it to the far corners of the earth (or, at least, the Society), and neither have my nearest and dearest. I’d like to hang on to my identity, I suppose: I’m Ves, most of all.

That being so, I had no intention of instantly spreading the news of Milady’s secret identity all through the House (or Baroness Tremayne’s, either). In fact, I was incredibly restrained; I told absolutely no one at all.

Well: no one except for Val, anyway. Sort of.

ALERT, read the text I sent her the second I was at liberty. Code reddest of RED: urgent information requisition. What have you got on Morgan le Fay and Queen Mab?

Note that I didn’t say why I was asking. I felt quite proud of myself.

OH! Came Val’s response. Been wondering about that for the LONGEST time.

SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED.

Stand by: information overload incoming.

I didn’t ask her which suspicions, or to whom they pertained. I didn’t dare.

So much for subtlety.

Morgan le Fay. Said to be one of the most powerful enchantresses in British history. Connections to the supposed King Arthur, etc. Unlike the aforementioned probably did exist in some form—known archetype but hasn’t been heard of in ages and I mean literal ages, Ves.

Trust Val to text in words of several syllables.

Known or at least reputed powers: shape-shifting, especially into animal forms. Also illusions, famously castles-in-the-air or like mirages.

I filed those thoughts away: maybe there’d be something we could use.

Mab: info sparse, Val went on. Famously mentioned in Shakespeare; facility with dreams implied; once monarch of a now defunct faerie kingdom.

Mention in same bracket with Morgan suggests subjects related?? Never heard of Mab as an archetype but could be. Would explain a lot.

I hastily wrote back. I don’t know what you mean nothing is explained I’m explaining nothing.

Lol, said Val, most uncharacteristically. I took this unusual utterance to be expressive of profound sarcasm.

Nothing to see here, move along, I returned, and put my phone away before I could compromise myself—or Milady—any further.

I’m practiced at packing light and packing fast, and these days—to Ornelle’s relief—I don’t tend to need much from Stores. I was ready to go in under an hour, buzzing with energy and alarm, and with nothing to do but wait for go time.

I went out to the Glade.

I don’t know if you’ve ever tried it, but nothing soothes the spirit like a tranquil hour or two in a magickal grove littered with unicorns. Extra points for being One with the Horn Squad yourself. I was feeling rattled when I came in, head all awhirl, nerves on highest alert; not the ideal state in which to undertake a top secret mission of the greatest importance. I needed the prismatic calm of a mountain lake, especially if I was going to have to go in there and Merlin all over the place. People expect more from the living embodiment of the most famous wizard in Britain than they do from a mere, common-or-garden Ves (including me).

An hour or so of sweet, juicy grass, dulcet spring sunshine, and (inevitably) fragrant roses and I more or less had it. Serene, smooth waters, fathomlessly blue. Doves cooing peacefully as rose-stained dawn breaks over a softly rippling meadow. The unearthly tones of panpipes at—

‘VES!’

My head shot up, several half-chewed stems of grass falling out of my gaping jaw. That was—that was not Jay, that was another male voice, a familiar one—I was off at a gallop before I’d even finished the thought, and so much for the mountain lake.

Baron Alban stood at the mouth of my sacred glade, inflating his lungs in preparation for another earth-shattering bellow. I ran at him full-tilt and planted my nose into his massive chest, almost knocking him over (and with a person of Alban’s stature this is no mean feat).

‘Oof,’ declared he, grabbing my face. He planted a smacking kiss on my nose, and glowered at me: a confusing combination. ‘I’m here to deliver a key,’ he informed me as I went questing through the pockets of his jacket (I could smell baked goods somewhere in there, I swear). ‘Which means I’m here to dispatch you on a mission of probable danger and I can’t go with you.’

Alban had been part of our first, only minorly disastrous mission to Farringale. It could have been catastrophic: Alban could have fallen prey to the ortherex, the malignant creatures infesting the depths of Farringale (and several other Troll enclaves). They were deadly; they’d have eaten Alban alive, if we had been unlucky.

We wouldn’t—couldn’t—risk that again.

‘I wish you could come with us, too,’ I informed him, though little of it emerged past my equine teeth.

Alban patted my neck. ‘I would understand you better if you were Ves-shaped. Just saying.’

I felt a curious reluctance to step out of my glade, my sanctuary. Once I did, I was committed—off to Farringale, and whatever fresh disaster awaited us there. Off to wield some of the most ancient and powerful magick in the country, in one of the most ancient and powerful magickal courts in the country, and try desperately not to mess it all up.

Courage, Ves.

I took a deep, whinnying breath, and stepped over the invisible threshold of the glade. The moment I did so, the transformation began: within a few shuddering, uncomfortable seconds I was myself again, with arms as well as legs, and fabulous hair.

The hug I immediately received was, I felt, recompense enough. It was engulfing.

‘Mmf,’ I said against Alban’s grey silk shirt.

‘Sorry.’ He eased the pressure of his massive arms, and I could breathe again.

‘It may sound shockingly ungrateful,’ I told him, ‘but I wish just a little bit that I’d got Morgan’s magick rather than Merlin’s. The Baroness showed up as a griffin, Alban. A griffin! And flashed out of it again easy as pie. Imagine that.’

‘Ves, two minutes ago you were an actual unicorn. Four legs, horn, everything.’

‘I know. Exactly. That only happens when I step into the glade, and fades again as soon as I step out. And I’m only ever a unicorn. I have no control over it.’ I indulged myself in a few moments of green-eyed envy, picturing myself soaring over the land upon the wings of a creature of legend.

‘Surely you’ve accomplished something equally marvellous as Merlin?’ said Alban, proving himself as superb a diplomat as ever.

‘This morning I turned myself into a chair,’ I concurred. ‘That’s not nothing.’

‘A chair.’ Alban twinkled at me, wordlessly.

‘I didn’t mean to,’ I admitted. ‘I haven’t really got the hang of this Merlin thing.’ Merlin’s magick seemed to be of the land: the magick of tree and stone, of air and water, and the vastness of it appalled me almost as much as the poeticism of it enchanted me. I probably needed a solid decade of practice before I could call myself a creditable Merlin—if then.

‘You’ll be marvellous,’ Alban replied, apparently reading my thoughts.

I put away my anxious face, replacing it with a set expression of firm resolve. ‘Marvellous or not, I’ve got to go.’

He nodded, and dug a hand into a pocket in his trousers. The keys, when he handed them to me, were blissfully cool against my hot fingers: thoughts of that serene lake returned. They were gold and bronze, exquisitely worked, and set with rubies and emeralds: the fanciest of fancy. Typical of the Troll Court. ‘I half expected to hear they’d been stolen,’ I told Alban, tracing a finger over a glimmering ruby.

‘I don’t know how these intruders got into Farringale, but it wasn’t with the keys,’ Alban confirmed.

I sighed, and carefully vanished the keys into an air-pocket: Indira’s trick. It’d taken me much longer to master it than I liked to admit, and I might never have been able to do it at all without Merlin’s magick. ‘I’ll take the best care of them,’ I said.

‘And of yourself, too, please.’

I nodded. ‘Always. All right, here I go.’ I dropped a hasty kiss on Alban’s cheek, flashed a beaming, confident smile, and took off at a run for the House.

***

Jay and Rob were already waiting for me. I found the pair of them in the cellar, pacing in circles around the Way-henge House keeps for our resident Waymaster’s particular use. Jay displayed a key for me the moment I stepped in: wrought silver and gleaming sapphire-blue: the third key we needed to open the gate into Farringale, the one House has in its keeping.

‘I’ve got the other two,’ I told him. ‘Alban just brought them.’

Jay nodded. He was tense and terse, barely speaking: I was oddly reassured to learn that it wasn’t just me feeling the pressure.

Rob, though, smiled at me. I was even more reassured by his presence, and it’s partly because he’s a big, visibly capable man, the exact sort you’d like to have around if there’s trouble in the offing. But he’s also the collected type, radiating calm and cool, and I breathed a little easier in consequence. ‘All set?’ he asked me.

I patted my satchel. It wasn’t as burstingly full as it used to be, my need for paraphernalia being somewhat diminished. But it held an article of supreme importance: Gallimaufry, or Mauf, our semi-sentient encyclopaedia of everything. We had acquired the book from Farringale in the first place (or its predecessor: Mauf was a clever copy). I didn’t know for sure that we would need his extraordinary reserves of knowledge, but it never hurts to have a know-it-all along, now does it? ‘I’ve got two magickal keys and one remarkably well-mannered tome,’ I informed Rob. ‘All set.’

‘Then we’re going,’ said Jay, in a tone one doesn’t argue with. But he squeezed my fingers when I took his hand, a note of affection I very much welcomed.

‘Wait, we’re forgetting Baroness Tremayne,’ I pointed out.

Jay shook his head. ‘She’s already gone back. Griffin shape. She’s waiting for us.’

Right. Great. I stayed quiet as he mustered the Winds of the Ways: he’s well practiced at it by now, but it seems a delicate process. A strong breeze circled about the henge, tossing my hair; the world began to turn around me; I shut my eyes.

A vast, slightly sickening whoosh, and we were gone.

The Fate of Farringale: 2

Jay and I stayed frozen like that a moment longer—and then ran, full tilt, down the corridors and stairways to the ground floor—to the nearest of the many side-doors—I reached it first, hurled it open, pelted out onto the lawn, breathless and staring. A few others were spilling out of the House around me, and the griffin, when it came to land, had an audience of adepts readying Wands and spells and hexes—

‘Wait!’ I shouted, half involuntarily, hardly knowing what I was saying, but—

‘Ves, are you crazy?’ That was Marian, readying a devastating blast of something aimed to kill, or at least maim, and she was good, she’d hurt it for certain—

‘Don’t,’ I pleaded. ‘Just give it a moment.’ I’d seen griffins when they were intent on destruction and this didn’t look at all like that. There wasn’t nearly enough lightning.

‘She’s right,’ said Jay from right behind me. ‘I don’t think we’re in danger.’

The griffin loomed right over us by then, unthinkably huge; a long shadow fell, the sun momentarily hidden behind enormous, feathered wings.

‘You’re both crazy,’ Marian opined, and I could see her point: if the griffin had attacked us from such a vantage point we’d all have been dead in seconds.

It didn’t. Its desperate speed slowed; it drifted lazily down, wafted like dandelion seed, until its great, taloned feet connected with the rich green grass—

Light flashed—

I blinked rapidly, my eyes streaming—and when the blindness faded and I could see again, the griffin had gone.

Before us, statuesque, and making a grand, sweeping curtsey of effortless elegance: a lady of unmistakeable troll heritage, and a great, grand lady at that.

I knew her. I’d seen her before.

‘Baroness Tremayne? Surely not—it can’t be—’

Jay said: ‘Wait, Baroness Tremayne? The one you met in Farringale—’

‘Yes.’ I returned the lady’s curtsey; she isn’t so much old-fashioned as old, impossibly so, survived somehow since the days before Farringale’s fall, and she’s an aristocrat. One shows respect.

She nodded to me, and to Jay, her gaze sweeping unseeingly over the crowd assembled around us. She looked: harried. Her white hair formed a dishevelled halo around her troubled face, and her gown, as handsome and rich as ever, was soiled with cobwebs and grime.

I’d never quite seen her in the flesh before; not like this. She lived—or existed—a step outside of time; “between the echoes”, she called it, a hazy, indistinct state that preserved her indefinitely. A lonely existence: she watched over Farringale, had done so down the long ages since its fall.

Previously I would have said nothing could have brought her out of Farringale.

Now: only the very direst emergency could have done so.

A stab of profound unease unfurled within.

She spoke, her voice rusty with disuse. ‘I must—I bring dire news. I must see Mab.’

She hadn’t come all this way looking for me, then. I smothered a twinge of disappointment. ‘Mab?’ I echoed. ‘I don’t think we know anyone by that name—’

She interrupted me; the heights of rudeness in so grave, so courteous, a woman, but she could not wait for me to finish my trailing, unhelpful syllables. ‘She is here. I know her to be. I must see her.’

‘I—’ I began, and stopped, for at that moment my phone, tucked into a pocket in my dress, began to buzz. Not an unusual occurrence, but a feeling of foreboding swept over me, and I hurriedly fished it out.

An ornate, silver chocolate pot dominated the screen: Milady calling. As Jay interrogated the baroness about the identity of “Mab” (assisted, or impeded, by numerous interpolations from others), I stepped away to answer the call. ‘Milady?’

‘Ves,’ she said crisply. ‘We have a problem.’

‘It seems so,’ I agreed. ‘Although this particular griffin isn’t a danger to us—’

‘Griffin?’ Milady uttered the word sharply, with a snap: unmistakeably a question.

‘You… you aren’t calling me about the griffin?’

‘I am calling about Silvessen,’ Milady said. ‘You will have to explain to me what you mean about the—’

‘I’m coming up,’ I said, shamelessly interrupting in my turn.

‘Quickly,’ Milady agreed, and hung up.

I grabbed Jay’s elbow. ‘This morning grows ever more interesting,’ I informed him. ‘Baroness? I believe you should come with us.’

***

House took pity on the ancient baroness—or perhaps its attendant colony of obliging fruit-fanciers had grasped the sheer urgency of our various missions;. Either way, we entered the House via a side-door and emerged, with a single step, into Milady’s tower-top chamber. A plump arm-chair materialised almost immediately, and I assisted the baroness into it: she, winded and weak, sank into its comfortable embrace with a sigh. Her eyes closed, briefly: when they opened again, she said, ‘Ah, Mab.’

The air sparkled frenetically. ‘Who is—I don’t quite—Ves, enlighten me.’

Having never before encountered anything but a perfectly self-possessed Milady, I could only gape; my uneasy feelings deepened into a yawning crater of alarm.

It was Jay who said: ‘Milady, this is the Baroness Tremayne, of Farringale. Baroness, Milady is the leader of our Society. Whatever has occurred at Farringale, I am sure she will be able to assist—’

‘Morgan,’ said Milady. ‘Ves, you never mentioned the baroness was also Morgan le Fay—’

‘I didn’t know,’ I put in, distressed.

At the same time, Baroness Tremayne said, again, ‘Mab. I did not know these were emissaries of yours.’

Jay said, ‘You mean Milady—’

‘What’s happened with Silvessen?’ I interjected, my head whirling.

‘The regulators are gone,’ Milady said, clearly, into a sudden silence.

‘From Silvessen?’ I said, recovering my wits. ‘The regulators are gone from Silvessen?’

I hadn’t had occasion to visit Silvessen for a few weeks, but when I’d last been there, everything had been progressing beautifully. Our artisans (including my father) had rebuilt large parts of the village; a small but enthusiastic population of Yllanfalen were moving in, most of them from my mother’s kingdom; and the regulators were doing a resoundingly good job of restoring and balancing the magickal flow in Silvessen Dell.

My head began to whirl again. ‘You mean they’ve—they’re faulty, or—’

‘I mean that someone has taken them,’ said Milady.

Someone had dug out the regulators from Silvessen Dell—and, just as that news reached us, so had Baroness Tremayne.

Surely, not a coincidence.

Jay and I, silent with consternation, looked at the baroness, and waited.

‘Farringale is no longer inviolate,’ Baroness Tremayne told us. ‘There has been—an incursion.’

‘Who,’ I said, faintly.

‘I hardly know,’ said the baroness—Morgan, as she also was—that explained her griffin shape, legends claimed Morgan le Fay could take the form of any animal, and surely that would include the magickal ones—my brain was spinning; I forced it to focus.

Milady had been silent, absolutely silent. At last she spoke: ‘These things cannot be unconnected.’

My thoughts exactly. ‘Baroness, did these intruders bring devices with them—they are made from argent, highly potent things—’

‘I do not know what it is they have done, but it has—the disruption is—severe. The city stands in sore need of aid.’

I could well imagine what kind of disruption might afflict Farringale, if someone had taken Silvessen’s regulators there.

Well, scratch that: I couldn’t imagine it, nobody could. We had tested the devices in a town where magick was, had been, dead; drained away down the ages, its Dell dormant and inert. We hadn’t yet tested what the regulators could do, would do, in a place like Farringale: potent still, disordered, chaotic. Dangerous.

Ideally, they would help restore balance: the lost city would be calmed, settled, by them. But if that had been the case, would Baroness Tremayne have come here, desperately seeking help? No.

Besides, there had been only two regulators installed at Silvessen: nobody knew, no one could guess, how many might be required in so gravely disordered a place as Farringale. More than two, anyway.

A question circled in my gut, sickening me with foreboding: I had to ask it. ‘When you speak of an “incursion”, Baroness. Just…how many people do you mean?’

‘I hardly know,’ she said again. ‘You must understand. It is—chaos.’

I did understand. Farringale was subject to great surges of magick; when such chaos as that held sway, there could be no maintaining any sound grip on reality whatsoever.

‘Have you an estimate?’ said Milady. ‘I must have some idea of the extent of the problem before I can decide how best to help.’

‘They are…’ Baroness Tremayne shook her head. ‘They seemed to be everywhere.’

My hopes, feeble as they were, lay in pieces. She wasn’t talking about the kind of minor incursion I had made into Farringale, once or twice in the past; just me and a few others poking at things and taking notes. This was on another scale.

She wasn’t talking about an incursion so much as—as an invasion.

‘Giddy gods,’ I breathed. ‘This is some kind of war.’

‘I do not know what their goal may be,’ answered the Baroness. ‘I did not show myself to them—yet.’

She had got straight out in search of help, and had come to us.

Well, who else could she go to? The Troll Court couldn’t intervene; the ortherex infesting half of that city were supremely dangerous to them.

Wait, though. She hadn’t come to ask the Society for help.

She’d come to ask Mab for help.

A living archetype herself, when faced with an unanswerable threat, she had fled to another—the only other, perhaps, that she knew.

Milady.

‘I’ll help,’ I blurted. ‘I mean, I’m only a new Merlin, but there must be something I could do—’

 ‘Ves,’ said Milady.

‘Yes ma’am.’

She was quiet for a moment. Jay and I, and possibly Baroness Tremayne, sat in breathless silence, awaiting her decision.

‘We will, of course, assist in every way we can,’ she decreed. ‘But first we must understand what we are up against. Ves.’

‘Yes ma’am!’

‘And Jay. As two of the very few who have set foot in Farringale at all, I will be requiring you to conduct reconnaissance.’

‘Anything,’ I said.

‘It appears that this assignment may be dangerous, so you will be taking Rob with you.’

Jay seemed about to speak, but Milady forestalled him: ‘Not Indira. Not yet. I would like you to go unseen by these interlopers, if you can, and I am therefore inclined to limit this assignment to the three of you. Ves, any special assistance you are able to offer as Merlin will be fully necessary.’

In other words, I had a carte blanche.  

‘I will requisition the appropriate keys from Mandridore immediately. You will leave as soon as they arrive.’

Which begged an interesting question: how had these interlopers got in? There was only one known way into Farringale at present, and it took three separate keys, one of which we held. If that were missing, Milady would have known about it already.

One of the several questions we would have to find answers to, and quickly.

‘Baroness,’ said Milady. ‘Will your state of health permit you to—’

‘I shall return with your representatives,’ said Baroness Tremayne, firmly.

‘That would be ideal,’ said Milady, with palpable approval. ‘Rest assured they will attend to your safety.’

‘And I, to theirs,’ answered she, with just cause. She was Morgan le Fay: what strange and ancient arts might she have at her disposal?

‘Please, prepare yourselves,’ concluded Milady. ‘And quickly. You may requisition anything you require from Stores.’

Meeting adjourned. Jay and I filed out in a tense silence, leaving the Baroness to confer with Milady further.

Outside, I stopped, momentarily overwhelmed.

Someone had plundered our prized new tech from Silvessen, Farringale was under some kind of attack, and Milady turned out to be the living embodiment of a faerie queen.

‘Shit,’ I observed.

Jay said, ‘Verily.’

The Fate of Farringale: 1

At Home in Yorkshire (or Derbyshire, one is never so impolitic as to specify), spring is, at last, springing, and deliciously. I don’t know whether House is celebrating something, but there are early roses everywhere, and most of them are pink. The air smells like heaven; I’ve taken to leaving my bedroom window open all the time, though it’s only April. It’s warm enough.

Over the course of the winter, two possibilities have emerged:

Either the voices behind the wallpaper are holding an interminable greengrocer’s market, or—

I am, at last, going quite mad.

If I sit, as I often do, on the floor in some out-of-the-way corner of the House, with my face pressed inelegantly to the wall and my eyes closed, I can hear….something. Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb, says somebody. Several somebodies.

I mentioned this to Jay, once or twice (which was brave, wasn’t it? If anyone is going to imagine me stark raving bonkers I’d rather, above all, that it wasn’t Jay). He didn’t seem appalled so much as… tired. ‘Oh?’ said he, mildly enough. ‘Is this to be the beginning of another whirlwind magickal adventure?’

I don’t know that he was ecstatic at the prospect, which is fair enough. It isn’t so long since I contrived to drag him into a dance-off with a horde of the unquiet undead, and a man doesn’t get over a thing like that in a hurry. ‘I don’t know,’ I answered, honestly enough. ‘They really do seem to be talking about comestibles.’

‘Comestibles,’ Jay echoed. ‘There are voices in the walls and they’re talking about provender.’

He said this with a certain flatness in his tone, and a hint of the wary side-eye. Bad signs. ‘Rhubarb, mostly,’ I hastened to assure him. ‘Nothing particularly bizarre.’

‘Very reassuring,’ agreed Jay. ‘No one has ever launched a bloody rebellion over fruits and vegetables, but confectionery, now. That would be a different matter entirely.’

I nodded enthusiastically. ‘Who among us hasn’t at least thought about it, occasionally? Let’s overthrow the government and install the Pastry Queen.’

‘Armies of ladyfingers and eclairs,’ Jay concurred. ‘Brutally efficient, and really rather sweet about it.’

‘No, but really,’ I persevered. ‘That is what it sounds like.’

Jay attempted no further remonstrance. I suppose, given everything that has occurred of late, the notion that there are voices chatting behind the wallpaper and they’re partial to summer fruits isn’t particularly strange. ‘Let me know if there’s any mention of cucumbers,’ he said, wandering off. ‘Then we should definitely be concerned.’

There hasn’t been, that I’ve been able to discern. Just the rhubarb.

The thing is that I’ve learned how to listen, and I mean really listen. It’s part of being the new Merlin. Even rocks have something to say for themselves, if you can catch the trick of their language. Houses, now: houses have a lot going on.

And our beloved House is a positive hive of industry and conversation, if only I could catch the trick of that language. I can’t, quite, and I’m convinced House is doing it on purpose.

I began this morning in fruitless (so to speak) communion with the ladies and gentleman behind the wallpaper, as I too often do; parked, this time, in the first-floor common room, cross-legged upon the floor by the window and with my face pressed to the wainscot.

Rhubarb rhubarb, whispered someone.

The fine folk of the Society have ceased to question me on this behaviour, which can only mean I am developing a reputation for such eccentricity there is no further use in even trying to understand me. I can’t say that I mind. Where’s the fun in being the living embodiment of Albion’s most ancient magick if you can’t be battier than a belfry at Halloween?

Today’s adventures progressed, shall we say. The process of deep-listening to the land (as Ophelia, previous caretaker of Merlin’s magick, would have it), is delightfully mindful: I sit and breathe and listen and absorb until I am one with the world around me. Not quite literally, although sometimes very literally, and in this case—

Rhubarb rhubarb, the voices uttered, tantalisingly just beyond the range of clear hearing, and I pressed my face closer to the wall with eyes closed and mind very much on another plane of reality; listened to our beloved House in its every feature: the gentle creak of its timbers, the wordless steadiness of its stones; the warm, spring breeze wafting through its open windows; the rattle and clatter of its occupants, busily engaged with the nothings and somethings of the day. I felt myself sinking, by slow degrees, melding my consciousness with that of the House until I could almost have been one of those voices behind the wallpaper; I could almost reach them, almost distinguish real, whole verbiage—there were words in the midst of the garble—I had only to stretch a fraction farther and I’d have it—

A sense of sudden pressure assailed me, fracturing my concentration. A weight, resting heavily upon me, stopping my breath: I twitched, and then heaved.

The pressure lifted; somebody uttered a surprised syllable.

Then I heard my name.

‘Ves!’ said the somebody, and as my consciousness separated from the House and drifted slowly back into its rightful spot I realised that it was Jay. ‘Ves, is that you? What the—’

I stretched, or tried to. My limbs did not cooperate; seemed, in fact, to be warped into some unfamiliar configuration; I shook myself mightily.

Jay thumped my head, or what had taken the place of my head: it came to me, dimly, that I had developed upholstery.

‘Ves,’ Jay said again, impatient now. ‘This is ridiculous, even for you.’ Rather irritable, for Jay: I detected in the irascible words a strong note of concern.

‘To be fair,’ I uttered, manifesting vocal chords from somewhere, ‘this isn’t as bad as it could have been.’ I referred, of course, to a prior escapade, in which I had turned myself (inadvertently, I hasten to add) into a large rock; a Fairy Stone, to be precise; an object so impervious to human interference that I might, were I unlucky, have remained in said shape eternally.

‘Come out of that,’ Jay said severely. ‘Or I’ll be forced to sit on you again.’

‘You wouldn’t!’

‘You’re an exquisitely comfortable armchair.’

I felt obscurely pleased by this tribute. ‘Exquisitely! No, am I really?’

‘The living replica of my own, very favourite chair, except for the general purpleness of you. A discrepancy I might have noticed sooner, were I not very absorbed in this treatise on Yllanfalen architecture.’

Ooh. ‘I want to read that,’ I said, instantly.

‘It’s just arrived. Your mother sent it over.’ Jay, curse him, was smug.

My mother—being the current queen of an ancient Yllanfalen kingdom (don’t ask)—has access to all sorts of delicious intellectual goodies, though I usually have to twist her arm rather hard before she’ll share them.

Of course, if I wanted to read anything ever again, I’d have to stop being a chair first.

‘Jay,’ I said in a small voice.

‘Yes.’

‘I think I’m stuck.’

‘Do you want me to fetch Zareen?’

I never did learn exactly what Zar had done to me, on the occasion of the Fairy Stone debacle. I only knew that it had hurt, even when I was a slab of rock. ‘No,’ I said hastily. ‘I can do this.’

Jay waited. He did a creditable job of appearing coolly unconcerned by my plight, like a man whose confidence in my capacity to get myself out of the absurd fixes I get myself into can only be described as “boundless”. But I can detect an aura of supreme, if suppressed, tension from a hundred paces, even as a chair.

‘I’ll be all right,’ I told him.

 ‘I’d be glad if you could demonstrate that in more tangible fashion. Fairly soon.’

‘Is that Jay-speak for “I’d like to hug you so tight you can’t breathe?”’

‘I might crack a rib. Possibly two.’

An enticing prospect. Hm.

If I’d thought myself into an involuntary oneness with the House, surely I could think myself into a voluntary restoration of Self. I could start with that purpleness Jay had mentioned, my favourite colour; the moment I was Ves again I’d switch my hair to something vivaciously violet. I thought about cuddling Goodie, the unipup; the soft, velvet feel of Adeline’s gorgeously equine nose; my best dress, and – of course – the relatively new, but perfectly delightful sensation of being wrapped in the arms of Jay.

And when that didn’t work, I went on to hot chocolate – the kind Milady served in silver pots, if she was pleased with me; to stacks of pancakes with ice cream; to laughing with Jay over some trifling joke, and the thunderous expression on Val’s face if she thought I might have dog-eared a page in one of her precious tomes (and I would never).

‘Jay,’ I said, in an even smaller voice. ‘I really am stuck.’

‘Okay,’ he said, with forced calm. ‘Wait one moment, I’ll get help—’

I didn’t have time to prevent him from dashing away (don’t leave me, the small, frightened part of my soul pleaded). I was kicked; not physically but psychically, somehow; as though some obliging, never to be enough revered personage had delivered a swift clout to the insides of my brain; and there, I had eyeballs again, and hands, and limbs with which to cling (a little shamefully) to Jay.

‘What happened,’ said he against my hair.

I attempted a breath, and achieved a slight one; he hadn’t been joking about the cracked ribs, quite. ‘I think—I think House helped me,’ I managed; and at the back of my mind, as though uttered from a great distance away, came the immortal words: Rhubarb, rhubarb.

Thank you, I responded, and added, for good measure: strawberry, strawberry.

‘This Merlin thing,’ said Jay, without in the slightest degree loosening his grip on me. ‘Are you sure you’re getting it right? I mean, legend says he was capable of shape-shifting, but he tended to choose useful things, like birds. Never heard anything about chairs.’

A fair question.

All the inherited wealth that is Merlin’s ancestral magick was now mine entirely (until I chose to retire, and pass it on). Ophelia had deemed me ready a month or so prior—or perhaps she had simply grown weary of carrying it all around herself; it is no inconsiderable burden.

I wasn’t ready, of course. We’d both known that. But no one’s ever ready, not really; not for the thorny, meaty, complex challenges of life. One merely throws oneself in, and manages, somehow—or hovers on the bank for eternity, never quite mustering up the nerve to step off.

I was managing, sort of. And I still had Tuesdays with Ophelia; I’d ask her about the Chair Debacle next time—

My train of thought ended there, for Jay had gone tense again—was positively rigid with it, it was like cuddling an ironing board—‘What’s the matter?’ I prompted.

‘There’s a—’ He stopped.

I poked him in the ribs: no response.

I tried, then, to withdraw myself from the circle of his arms, but that proving ineffectual, I turned us both about, so I was facing the window, and he had his back to it.

A familiar, placid scene met my searching gaze: the prismatic green lawn that is House’s pride and joy stretching away to a horizon clustered with old oaks, one or two of my esteemed Society colleagues strolling about upon it; those roses, roses everywhere, in a thousand shades of pink and peach; the vast, fathomless expanse of the sky soaring above, lightly streaked with wafts of drifting cloud—

And a shape there, a shadow, a distant winged form coming closer—

Jay released me and spun, visibly shaking himself. ‘Sorry,’ he said. ‘It’s odd, but for a minute there I thought I saw—’

‘Griffin,’ I croaked.

‘Yes, I thought I saw a griffin, but that can’t possibly be…’

We fell into a mutual silence, for the dark little silhouette bombed over our beloved old oaks and shot towards the lawns: and there could be no mistaking it, as the seconds passed, no mistaking it at all. We had seen these before, these glorious, majestic beings, the kings and queens of mythical creatures, in undisputed possession of lost Farringale; had declined absolutely to tangle with them, unless obliged; and now here—here came one of them, at speed.

Dancing and Disaster: 19

My errand was of a peculiar nature. It related to employing my Merlin magick at Home, in ways that hadn’t occurred to me to do before. Ophelia had only loaned me that power, but she had made no move to take it back, yet. We’d agreed on a week, so I had time.

And I had questions. Lots of them. I’d had questions ever since I had joined the Society, of course; everyone did. But I’d learned a lot since then, and I finally had an idea about the nature of our Home and how it worked.

And that being so, I was curious, so I had to test it. Right? Who could possibly resist temptation like that?

It couldn’t be done just anywhere, though. I made my way, slowly and uncertainly, through the winding corridors of our beloved and enormous House, and after wrong turns aplenty (even superpowered, I still have to be me), I found myself at the door to House’s favourite room.

I knocked.

‘Dear House. I know it is a trifle rude to arrive uninvited and unannounced, but this is important. Would you be so kind as to let me in?’

Silence.

Then, a click. The door had unlocked.

I turned the handle, and went in.

The room stood quiet and empty. I closed the door behind me, and took a seat on one of the upholstered ivory chairs. A fire flared to life in the grate, and a comforting warmth began to permeate the October chill in the air.

I sat in comfortable silence for a while, enjoying the ambience of the parlour. The grandfather clock tick-tocked to itself in the corner, a peaceful sound, and I began to relax.

The portrait of the troll lady in court dress was still there, above the chair Emellana had lately occupied. I studied it more closely than I’d had occasion to do before. She was of Emellana’s age, I judged: fairly elderly, but still spry. Her gown was an extravagant blue velvet creation, seventeenth-century in style, with a wealth of lace and ruffles and jewels. She was a court lady, no doubt about it. But: which court?

I looked around at the rest of the paintings. There were five more: two depicting figures in seventeenth-century dress, one male, black and Yllanfalen, one female, white and human. Another showed a young man with dark brown skin wearing the plain garb of an eighteenth-century tradesman. The final two depicted a little girl in a plain white Edwardian dress, and an elderly, blue-eyed lady in an eighteen-thirties day dress and sun bonnet.

The child’s portrait didn’t fit my theory, but the rest just might. My gaze lingered in particular on the older lady in the sun bonnet.

I closed my eyes. Time to listen; time to feel. I’d connected with the odd, old house at Silvessen in deeper ways than I’d ever connected with anything before; could I do the same at Home?

I sat there enveloped in near silence, breathing deeply, listening to every slight sound that reached my senses. The tick, tick of the clock. The soft crackle of flames in the hearth. I breathed in the dust of hundreds of years with every inhalation; I felt the softness of carpet under my feet and silk under my hands, a cold wind in my eaves, the chatter of birds sheltering from the weather somewhere under my roof. A comfortable babble of voices, the warmth of many bodies gathered under my embrace. The odd cocktail of smells from the kitchens, from the lab, from the surrounding woods and fields.

A knock came softly from somewhere; a door opened in response, and closed again. Not the parlour. Somewhere farther off.

I gathered my strength, and pushed gently against the door that had just closed.

It opened again.

Sorry,’ I gasped, surprised, and retreated, slamming the door behind myself again.

There was a pause.

Hello?’ I said into the silence.

I felt a palpable surprise exceeding even my own. Then a questing, curious touch on my senses, all my senses: they were exploring me.

I come in peace,’ I offered. ‘I’m just— interested. In who you are.’

An answer came, finally. Merlin, uttered a voice in the depths of my mind. It has been a long time.

‘I’m only a new Merlin,’ I explained. ‘Brand new. I’ve been here at the Society for a while, though.’

We know you, Cordelia Vesper.

We. That tallied with my suspicions.

I felt a rising excitement, and had to take a breath. Focus, Ves. Don’t get overexcited and ruin everything. ‘May I know who I am addressing? Are these your portraits?’

The faces we once wore are here commemorated, answered the voice. They are but echoes, now.

‘Memories,’ I supplied.

Yes.

Time for the million-pound question.

‘You recognise me as Merlin. Is that because you are archetypes, too?’

A fresh wave of surprise. Not now, came the answer.

‘Former archetypes. And when you passed on the role, and passed away, you chose to remain here.’

Not all of us chose to remain. Some journeyed on.

I felt thrilled, the delight you get from solving a fiendishly difficult puzzle. For more than a decade, I’d wondered how House came to be so — animated. Everyone had. And now I finally had something like an answer.

The spirits of former archetypes resided here. They were haunting the House, after a fashion; the way the Greyer sisters had haunted their cottage after death, and the way the Yllanfalen women of Silvessen haunted the craggy old house on the edge of the town. Except, not like that. They didn’t linger out of bitterness and rage, and they hadn’t been enslaved. They were here because they had loved the House in life, and they chose to remain with it after death.

I thought of the painting of Cicily Werewode, the way some part of her spirit was bound into it. Probably some part of those arts was employed here, too. The people depicted were dead, and yet they weren’t; they lived on, their consciousness laced through canvas and oils, through brick and stone and tile. Bound to the House, and to each other, but bound in love, not hatred.

‘Greetings,’ I said brightly. ‘It’s an honour to meet you. Which archetype did you embody, if I may ask? Were you all the same archetype, at different times? Or different ones? Is it the same one Milady currently embodies?’

Too many questions. I knew it as I uttered them, but they poured out of me anyway. I was just so interested, and Milady was so maddeningly vague.

I felt a flicker of something like amusement. More than just a flicker. A wave of it, coming from everywhere at once.

So much curiosity, said a voice, and it felt like a different person speaking. An enquiring mind.

I hoped I wasn’t imagining the approval that came with the statement.

I have more,’ I offered. ‘Lots more.’

There followed a pause. Were they thinking? Don’t think, I silently pleaded. Just answer!

The next voice, though, was very recognisable to me. It sliced through my thoughts with enough force to give me a blinding headache. Ves. Leave this alone.

Milady.

Curses.

I’m sorry,’ I said quickly, and not altogether sincerely. ‘Can’t I ask?’

It is rude to pry, came Milady’s somewhat flabbergasting answer. Kindly remember your manners.

My manners?

I ground my teeth in silent frustration. I could see her point, more than I liked. I was poking and prying, trying to find my way through to secrets about Milady’s identity which she hadn’t chosen to share. I did not have that right.

Even so, it was maddeningly frustrating to have to leave it alone and back away. I was so close to solving the mystery!

I know, Ves, said Milady. It is very disappointing. But I remain unmoved.

I sighed, and relinquished the argument. I withdrew my senses from the dear old House, returning to the Ves I’d left behind: a pint-sized human with fabulous hair, slumped in an ivory silken chair. My limbs had gone dead in my absence; I shook life back into them, and took some care as I stood up.

I made a curtsey, to Milady and also to the various souls inhabiting the House. ‘Thank you for your time,’ I said, scrupulously polite. ‘I’ll show myself out.’

The door didn’t quite slam shut behind me, but it did lock in a manner I’d term decisive.

I wouldn’t be getting back into House’s favourite room any time soon.

***

My last errand for the day was of a less pleasant nature. As if bearing Milady’s disapproval (twice over) wasn’t enough, I was going to have to put up with my mother’s, too.

Oh well. I’d dropped myself in it, and had nobody else to blame.

I trailed back to my room, and picked up my phone.

Taking a deep breath, I dialled my mother’s number.

She picked up after the first ring, taking me by surprise. Normally she ignores my calls. ‘Cordelia. What do you want?’

‘Can’t I be calling just to say hel—’

‘Don’t bother. Get on with it.’

‘Right. Fair cop. I’ve got a problem.’

‘And?’

‘Well, to be accurate I’ve created a problem.’

‘And now you’re making it my problem.’

‘Sort of. A little bit. Are you disposed to help me or not?’

‘Depends what it is.’

So I launched into the Tale of the Dance Battle yet again, though I offered Mother a somewhat curtailed version.

Despite this, the silence when I’d finished was liberally flavoured with incredulity.

‘Yes, I know, I’m a complete screw-up,’ I said, before she could have a chance to say it herself.

‘Did it work?’

‘Well, it did. More or less.’

‘Then it wasn’t a screw-up, was it?’

‘Are you being supportive? Because I’m not sure I can take any more surprises today.’

‘Did we get to the part where you tell me what you want yet?’

‘Right. So Silvessen was probably an Yllanfalen town, and if we’re going to rebuild it sensitively then we need Yllanfalen aid.’

‘That can probably be arranged.’

‘And materials. Lots of those.’

That gave her pause. ‘I can’t just spirit up sufficient building materials to reconstruct an entire town, Ves.’

‘I know, but I’m stuck, so whatever you’ve got I’ll take.’

‘Noted. Oh, call your father.’

‘What? Why?’

‘Because it’s his birthday tomorrow.’

‘Right. I know stuff like that, of course, because I’ve had a long and rewarding relationship with him up until now.’

‘Also, he’s a stonemason.’

‘He’s what?’

‘Did you not hear me, or are you just being difficult?’

A stonemason. Whose birthday was tomorrow. I realised afresh how little I knew about my father. ‘I don’t have his number,’ I said.

‘I’ll send it. Tell him I told him to help you.’

‘Will that work?’

‘It will if he knows what’s good for him.’

She hung up.

A moment later, my phone buzzed with a message. Dad’s number unfurled across my screen.

All of this was rather unexpected. I took my time over saving his number to my contacts, and adding his name. Thomas Goldwell. Tom.

I was procrastinating, probably because I was nervous. He hadn’t seemed super pleased to learn of my existence before, and though I had given him my number the one time I’d met him, he had yet to call me.

That suggested he didn’t want anything to do with me, didn’t it?

Still. I wasn’t calling him to propose a happy family gathering. I was calling him to engage his professional services for Silvessen. Mostly.

The phone rang several times before he answered. ‘Hello?’

I swallowed a flutter of nerves, and pasted on a smile. ‘Hi. Thomas Goldwell? Tom? This is Cordelia Vesper. You might not remember me—’

‘Of course I do,’ he interrupted. ‘Adult women claiming a near relationship with me don’t show up every week.’

‘Right. Well, Dad, I have to tell you happy birthday. For tomorrow. Mum said so.’

‘Thank you.’

That seemed to be it, so I went on. ‘Also, I hear you’re a stonemason.’

‘I don’t practise the trade much any more, but I do have that skillset, yes.’

‘Okay. Then I’ve got a job for you.’

‘Oh?’

‘It’s important. We’re restoring an Yllanfalen town, and we need people with the right skills and insight.’

‘Interesting, but I’m busy.’

‘Also, Mum said you have to help me.’

‘She said what?’

‘I’ll quote: “Tell him I told him to help you, if he knows what’s good for him.” Those exact words.’

He might have sighed, or there might have been a passing gust of wind, I couldn’t be sure.

‘Fine,’ he said. ‘Tell me when and where.’

I was speechless with shock, too much to muster more than a strangled ‘thank you’ in reply.

He hung up on me without saying goodbye, demonstrating that he and my mother had at least one thing in common.

‘Great,’ I said into the phone. ‘See you soon.’

I put my phone away, uncertain as to the state of my feelings.

Mum was helping me out, and she hadn’t even argued that much.

And I would finally get to meet my dad again, even if he didn’t seem too excited about it.

Things among Family Ves were looking up. Vaguely. A little bit.

Sod it. If I didn’t need a husband, I didn’t need a mother or a father either. I’d managed just fine without those things.

Still, a girl can hope. Right?

Right.

And in the meantime, there’s Jay, who’s everything my family isn’t, and presently waiting to whisk me away to a dream dinner that I hadn’t even been able to scare him out of.

I dismissed my mountain of problems from my mind, opened my wardrobe and devoted myself to choosing a dress.

Enough work, Ves. Time to enjoy life a bit.

Dancing and Disaster: 18

Explaining the dance party to Milady wasn’t as hard as you might think. She’s met me before.

‘So the only conceivable way to avert total disaster and certain death was to challenge the tormented and wronged inhabitants of Silvessen to a dance battle,’ Milady said, just to make sure she had it straight.

‘Exactly,’ said I.

It was the next day, which was nice, because we’d had a free evening before we’d been summoned to make our report. An evening in which to get clean, and warm, and fed (again), and hugged (thank you Jay), and then to sleep the deep, peaceful slumber of Society agents who aren’t being mercilessly tortured by a quartet of unhappy glaistigs.

I had, however, been summoned particularly bright and early: it was barely seven o’clock, I hadn’t had breakfast yet, and was it my imagination or was the light getting steadily brighter in Milady’s tower-top interrogation room? Searingly bright, like I was under police questioning and nobody wanted me to feel very comfortable anytime soon.

I shifted nervously, and made myself stop.

‘And this worked out… well,’ Milady continued.

‘I mean, we lost,’ I admitted. ‘But I sort of did that my own self, so it’s not the same as actually being beaten, and the results were—’

‘Ves,’ Milady interrupted. ‘You’ve committed us to single-handedly restoring an entire town to its former glory. A town uninhabited for centuries, I might add, with no functional buildings and a magickal status best described as bleak.’

‘Yes! Isn’t it an exciting opportunity?’

There was a long and awful silence.

I didn’t even have my staunch and trusty comrades to back me up, because I’d been brought up here alone.

‘It’s not exactly single-handed when there are a couple of hundred of us at the Society,’ I ventured. ‘And I’d be happy to lead this project myself.’

‘Cordelia Vesper,’ said Milady, in a terrible voice. ‘If you think I will be landing anybody else with this — project, you are very much mistaken.’

‘Understood,’ I said quickly.

‘It is fortunate that some parts of the… necessary undertakings will dovetail, to some extent, with Orlando’s proposed programme of magickal restoration via the regulator.’

‘That’s what I was hoping.’

‘And the Troll Court may take an interest, considering that this restoration is similar to their hopes for Farringale.’

‘Exactly!’

‘As for the rest.’

I waited.

‘Do you have the first idea what it will cost to rebuild a town, Ves?’

‘Not really, but—’

‘And this is a heritage site of historical interest, so we cannot merely level the town and build whatever we’d like. Each of those buildings will have to be carefully restored, and rebuilt in a fashion that’s respectful to their origins. Which means special materials, expertise—’ She stopped with a gasp, as though the mere thought of everything had exhausted her.

I waited in meek silence for her to continue.

And when that didn’t work, I piped up with: ‘We have people for that!’

Which, in my defence, was true. It wouldn’t be the first time we’d had to intervene to save ancient buildings of magickal import, and among the permanent employees at the Society were a range of people with exactly the sorts of skills in woodcarving, thatching, stonemasonry and ironworking that Milady was talking about.

‘And the materials?’

This was a question I didn’t have a smart answer for, a fact I betrayed with a lengthy and unpromising silence.

‘I’ll think of something,’ I finally said.

‘I would consider it advisable that you do,’ said Milady, still rather awfully, and I trailed away feeling chastened.

***

Explaining the dance party to Ophelia was considerably more challenging.

I hadn’t had the courage to face her straight after my grilling at Milady’s hands, so I took refuge in the first-floor common room.

Where she found me, an hour later, nursing a cup of tea and staring sadly out of the window.

Tea, note. Not chocolate. Milady was definitely not quite pleased with me.

‘You’re back,’ Ophelia observed, sitting down opposite me in the chair Jay usually occupies.

It wasn’t that I was unhappy to see Ophelia; she’s a nice lady. But I wasn’t pleased to see her right then, before I’d had chance to recover from my undignified drubbing at Milady’s hands. As I watched her sit down, cool and calm and full of questions, I may have actually quailed a bit.

I forced a smile. ‘As you see. How are you?’ At least the common room was empty apart from the two of us. Nobody else would have to witness my attempts to explain the inexplicable to Merlin.

‘Very well, thank you,’ she said serenely, but I didn’t miss the narrow look she shot me as she spoke. As usual, she saw through me. ‘Why don’t you tell me what happened?’ she went on.

I heaved a sigh, finished the dregs of my tea, and set down the emptied mug. ‘So. Silvessen was uninhabited, except not quite so uninhabited as we were expecting.’

The story took a while to get through, rather longer than I’d had to spend recounting everything to Milady. This was partly because Ophelia had questions. Lots of questions.

‘You did what?’ came up fairly often.

And twice she said: ‘Oh?’ in that dangerous way parents adopt while their children try to explain why they’re covered in chocolate spread from head to foot (example entirely hypothetical, definitely not something drawn from the storied experience of Tiny Ves).

Jay came in while I was about halfway finished. Finding his chair occupied, he took the seat next to me instead, and sat there in supportive silence while I stumbled through the rest of the story.

When I was finished, Ophelia looked at both of us in silence.

Finally, she spoke.

‘So you used the ancient magick of Merlin to hold a dance competition.’

I suppressed a sigh, and nodded. Take it like a queen, Ves. ‘It seemed the best thing to do,’ I offered.

Her eyes widened at that. ‘Did it?’

‘What would you have done?’

She just stared helplessly at me. ‘I don’t know,’ she said. ‘But definitely not that.’

I waited, but nothing else was forthcoming. She seemed shocked speechless.

‘Ves did great,’ Jay interjected. ‘The mission objectives were fulfilled, a rapport was established with the incumbents of Silvessen and a deal reached which will be of mutual benefit. Above all, no one was hurt.’ He smiled slightly, wryly, and amended that. ‘Save for a few pulled muscles all round.’

Ophelia was shaking her head. ‘To call it an unorthodox approach would not begin to cover it.’

‘That’s Ves for you.’

‘I see that.’

The look on her face. I tried not to feel like she was experiencing a crushing regret at having picked me for her successor.

Her next words dashed those hopes.

‘I chose you as the best candidate to inherit Merlin’s magick. Would you like to explain to me how that’s still true?’

I opened my mouth, and closed it again. I had a surplus of smart answers I could’ve given, but this was serious. For once, I had to be serious too. Why was I the right person to be the next Merlin?

Was I, even? I wasn’t certain of that myself. How could I convince Ophelia?

In the end, Jay saved me.

‘Permit me to point out a couple of things,’ he said. ‘For one, Ves has a boundless imagination and an inexhaustible supply of creative solutions to difficult problems.’

Ophelia snorted with laughter, which seemed favourable, and shook her head, which didn’t. ‘Demonstrably true.’

‘And for another. Let’s consider the hazards of this kind of a power handover. The greatest danger has to be that you’ll pick someone who won’t prove trustworthy. Someone who’ll abuse Merlin’s magick, turn it to ill effect. Someone who’ll be corrupted by it. Right?’

The ghost of a smile crossed Ophelia’s face. ‘I see where you’re going with this line of thinking.’

Jay smiled, too, much more widely. ‘So you gave Ves the opportunity to test drive Merlin’s magick, and what did she do? She figured out right away that she could use it to influence, if not outright control, other people’s behaviour, but what does that mean to Ves? The idea that she could enslave people to her will wouldn’t even occur to her, let alone interest her. There’s no puppeteering, no power tripping, and definitely no bloodbaths. No, you give Ves awesome cosmic powers and what does she do? She holds a dance party. That’s Ves. And that’s why she’s the right person to be Merlin.’

I felt tears pricking behind my eyes, and had to swallow a lump in my throat. I couldn’t even speak, so Jay had to be contented with a look of heartfelt gratitude. He smiled back, his eyes lingering on my face with an expression of such tenderness I had to look away.

Ophelia digested Jay’s words in silence for longer than I was comfortable with. I felt like my fate hung in the balance here; if she didn’t accept Jay’s argument, she’d take back all the beautiful, ancient magick and go find someone else to embody the archetype.

I wasn’t deeply committed to becoming the next Merlin; my life would go on even if I was passed over for it. But failure stings. And besides, I had stuff to do with those powers. I had heritage to save, people to help, magick to revive.

‘A dance battle.’ Ophelia was shaking her head again, but then, to my intense relief, she began to laugh.

She laughed and laughed until tears streamed from her eyes, and when she’d finally finished laughing she said: ‘I’ll say this: your turn as Merlin is going to be a lot more colourful than mine.’

Colourful. Good point. I touched a fingertip to a lock of my hair, and with a wisp of magick I turned it into a fluid purple-blue ombre. ‘I’ll consider it a point of honour,’ I told Ophelia, who smiled, so that was all right, then.

Later, when Ophelia had gone back to her cottage-out-of-time, Jay and I lingered a while in the common room. I had a great many things to do: arrange for a burial crew to tend to the remains of the deceased at Silvessen; negotiate with the Troll Court for assistance with the rebuilding, via Emellana; exercise my Yllanfalen contacts in hope of further aid; and figure out where in the world I was going to get a town’s worth of rare and expensive building materials.

But I didn’t feel motivated to work on any of it. I was tired, which was fair; yesterday was a long, long day, and I’d exercised my physical and magickal powers in all manner of unusual ways.

I was also feeling a little deflated. Nothing had turned out quite the way I was hoping, and I wasn’t sure what to make of where I’d ended up.

I must have heaved a little sigh, for Jay looked over at me and said: ‘All okay?’

I gestured at the emptied teapot. ‘I can’t remember the last time Milady gave me tea.’

Jay knew what that meant; he grimaced. ‘You deserved chocolate, though.’

‘I think it’s the rebuilding that she’s unhappy about. It is going to be expensive, for sure.’

‘That’s fair.’

‘And it is good tea. I think there was even some cream in it.’

‘Not entirely in the doghouse, then.’ He smiled at me, in a way that was probably supposed to be encouraging. I tried to smile back.

Jay leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees so he could give me one of his long, intense looks. ‘Ves. I meant what I said. You did a great job.’

‘Thanks.’ I managed a better smile. ‘I hope Orlando’s happy with us, at least?’

‘Reckon so. Indira vanished into the attic last night, and I haven’t heard from her yet. They’re probably up to their eyeballs in data.’

‘That’s good. Probably be another test mission going on soon.’

‘Maybe. Indira’s going to be busy monitoring Silvessen for a while yet. All we’ve established so far is that the regulator’s basic functions appear to work. What the effects will be on the Dell is a whole other question.’

‘So we’ll all be busy down at Silvessen for a while yet, thanks to me.’

Jay smiled and shrugged. ‘Yes, but I for one am looking forward to it. I don’t think anyone’s ever brought an entire town back from the dead before. And if we can do something like that at Silvessen, what does that mean for Farringale?’

I nodded. ‘I’m hoping the Troll Court will see it that way, too, and help us out.’

‘Em will get them on board.’

I tried to picture anybody standing up to a serenely determined Emellana and prevailing. I couldn’t. Even Their Majesties were outmatched there.

‘Em and Alban,’ I amended. ‘Pretty sure he’ll support us.’

Jay frowned slightly, and hesitated over his next words. ‘About Alban.’

‘Yes?’

He straightened again and leaned back in his chair, watching me. I wasn’t sure what for. ‘Are you… are you and he definitely not—?’

He didn’t seem disposed to finish the sentence, so I took a guess. ‘Going to be a thing? No. Definitely not.’

He scrutinised me with a rather dark gaze. I couldn’t read his expression. ‘I’m sorry,’ he said.

‘Are you?’

‘Maybe. Are you?’

I thought about it, but I didn’t need to think for very long. ‘A little,’ I admitted. ‘But not as much as I might have expected. I think I was… dazzled.’

‘He is pretty dazzling.’

‘I doubt it would ever have worked out.’ Saying that out loud hurt, a little. Part of me had really wanted it to work out, but that was probably the dazzled and stupid part. ‘Anyway,’ I went on. ‘I so rarely date. I don’t have time, or… inclination, much.’

‘Really? You don’t want to date?’

‘I know that sounds weird.’ I tried not to feel defensive; it wouldn’t be the first time someone’s reacted badly to the idea. ‘I don’t hate dating, but it’s a lot of trouble and I don’t feel in need of a relationship.’

Jay nodded slowly. ‘I see.’

‘That’s what I meant when I said I was dazzled. I was so swept away by Alban that I forgot who I am, for a little while.’

‘And who is that?’

I hesitated.

‘If I may ask,’ Jay said quickly. ‘I don’t want to pry.’

I eyed Jay for a moment in silence. How much could I tell him? How much did I want to tell him?

‘I’m fine on my own,’ I answered. ‘I know people say that and sometimes it isn’t true, it’s a pose adopted against the loneliness that comes from wanting a relationship and not finding one. But in my case it’s the truth. I’ve never felt a strong drive to get into romantic or sexual relationships, and if I go through the rest of my life without one, I’ll be happy with that.’

Jay just nodded, giving me space to say more, if I wanted to.

I found that I did.

‘I don’t think I feel… attracted to people, the way others do,’ I said. ‘Not even Alban. I mean, he’s aesthetically delightful, and I might’ve liked to be kissed a bit, maybe, but that’s… that’s all.’

Jay nodded again, silent with a watchful attention which felt welcoming, not condemning. There was warmth in his gaze.

So I went on. ‘It’s hard to talk about, because… because people think that you must be broken, you know? They say you just haven’t met the right person yet, or that you must be damaged somehow. And maybe I’ve wondered, sometimes, if they’re right. You know how people talk about love and sex and soulmates — like it’s the crowning experience of all of humankind — and I’ve felt, sometimes, like I must be missing out on all that magic and beauty and — that my life must be the poorer for it.

‘So when Alban showed up and I was a bit starry-eyed over him I thought… maybe this is it, maybe this is the “right person” who’ll change those things about me, and I’ll finally learn what all the fuss is about. My life will finally be right and healthy and complete, in all the ways people talk about.

‘But that didn’t happen, because it isn’t that I haven’t met the magical person who’ll change me. It’s that I don’t need to change. My life isn’t broken and I’m happy as I am. So, no, I’m not too disappointed about Alban. I have a fantastic life and I don’t need a romance to complete me.’

I realised as I was speaking that I was trailing into defensiveness after all, but hey ho. I’d said it.

And far from condemning me, or recoiling from me, or arguing with me, Jay was smiling. ‘You’re dazzling,’ he said. ‘Never mind Alban. You’re the complete package all by yourself, and I agree: you don’t need a soulmate. Your soul’s perfect as it is.’

That sunk in all the way down, and lighted a little glow around my heart. ‘Thanks,’ I managed, through a fresh wave of threatened tears. Twice in one day, I must be tired. ‘It’s not that I don’t love people,’ I added. ‘I do. Deeply. You can love people completely even without sex or romance. I don’t think they’re the same things, at all.’

‘I have no trouble believing that,’ said Jay.

‘So… why were you asking about Alban?’

‘Um, well…’ Jay looked away, looked back at me, shifted in his seat. Uncomfy. What can of worms had I opened? ‘I had thoughts of… asking you to dinner. Or something. If you were free.’

‘You mean if I wasn’t hanging my heart on Alban like a coatrack.’

‘Something like that. But if you don’t want to date—’

‘I’d like to,’ I said quickly.

Jay hesitated, perhaps waiting for a “but something” to follow.

‘That’s it,’ I clarified. ‘I’d like to.’

A smile, somewhat relieved. ‘Let’s rephrase what I was going to ask,’ he said. ‘Would you like to have dinner with me with a view to developing a deeper relationship in a largely non-romantic way, and which certainly isn’t intended as a prelude to sex?’

‘Would that be… okay?’

‘Completely. Wonderfully.’

I smiled, too — then stopped as a thought occurred to me. ‘But wait. Weren’t you dating someone?’

‘Briefly. Not now.’

‘I’m sorry.’

‘I’m not. The idea was of interest to our parents, so we gave it a chance. But we found it wasn’t of similar interest to us.’ He shrugged. ‘We’re friends. It’s okay.’

‘And your parents are okay with that?’

‘Of course. They aren’t tyrants.’

‘Dinner’s on, then.’

Jay beamed. ‘How about tonight? Are you too tired?’

‘Tonight’s great. I do have something I want to do before then.’

‘Oh? Do you need backup?’

I shook my head. ‘Thanks, but not this time.’

Dancing and Disaster: 17

‘Zareen,’ I said, clearly and warily, as she approached me with that odd, jerky gait. Whoever was wearing her skin hadn’t had to operate a real, living body in a long time, I judged. She’d lost the knack of it. ‘Zar. Snap out of it. Please.’

There was a definite pause, or at least a slowing of the inexorable approach. Zareen was still in there somewhere. Good.

I danced back a few steps, searching my weary brain for an idea. Dealing with misbehaving spirits is Zareen’s job; what are we supposed to do when she’s the one who gets possessed?

‘Jay,’ I said. ‘I have no idea what to do here.’

‘Then it’s time for some of your trademark brilliant improvisation, because neither do I.’ We were backing up together, which worked fine until we ran out of street.

Zareen was closing on us, and— here came Indira and Emellana, neither of them in their right minds either.

‘We need Zareen back to fix this,’ I muttered to Jay. ‘Can you keep the other two busy while I work on that?’

‘Right.’ He took off at a run.

I didn’t see how he chose to carry out my somewhat peremptory request, because Zareen was getting in my face and I had more urgent problems. ‘Zareen, come on,’ I said, sharply clapping my hands. ‘You’re a boss and a queen and you’ve got this.’

She hadn’t got it. I could tell from the way she tried to grab my face with her red-lacquered fingernails (rather chipped).

Merlin time. What do I do, Ophelia, what do I do?

Go deep? Somewhere inside Zareen’s commandeered head my friend was still lurking, but how could I reach her? I didn’t have time to sit and commune with the elements, not while she was determinedly trying to claw out my eyes.

I tried anyway. I focused and I listened, and for a few seconds, I thought I had it. An echo of the Zareen I knew, something that felt like her. Yes. I grabbed hold of Zareen and I pulled.

And when that didn’t work, I lost my shit for a moment and tried the age-old art of headbutting. Why, you might ask? Did I think I could shock the ghost out of her by sheer brute force?

Hey, it was worth a try.

She shrieked, so did I (headbutting hurts), and nothing changed, except that on the next swipe she got hold of my face. Her thumb shoved into my mouth and her fingers were in my eyes and I was mad.

‘Oh, for goodness’ sake—’ I spat, and bit.

She shrieked again, and released me.

I took immediate advantage.

I opened my mouth and, with a wisp of Merlin-magick, amplified my typically dulcet tones to impossible volume. ‘SILVESSEN!’ I roared, and the syllables split the air with the force of a thunderclap, echoing off the bowl of the sky. ‘THIS IS SOMEWHAT CONTRARY TO THE SPIRIT OF OUR AGREEMENT, DON’T YOU THINK? PLEASE RECALL YOUR ESTEEMED COLLEAGUES TO A SENSE OF DECORUM OR WE DO NOT HAVE A DEAL.’

Jay shot past, high-tailing it to gods-knew-where. Pursued, a moment later, by Emellana and Indira, and then Jay came back around again.

Okay. Playing chicken with the glaistigs. That’s one way to distract them.

‘SILVESSSSSEEEN,’I screamed again, because Zareen wasn’t much daunted by my voice-of-the-gods routine and was coming at me again. ‘Don’t make me hurt Zareen or I WILL HURT YOU.

I would have, too, in that mood. It had been a difficult day, I was tired, and worst of all, I was hungry. And the carrier bags containing my carefully chosen repast were lying scattered in the street getting rained upon because Silvessen’s miserable cronies fancied a possession party, I mean, who’s got time for this?

Thankfully, I wasn’t obliged to do either of those things because she’d heard me. Well, she could hardly help it.

Another voice rolled through the heavens, almost as thunderous as mine. ‘Alaiona. Celaena. Fanessel. Desist.’

Zareen stopped dead. Behind her, Indira and Emellana came to an equally abrupt halt, so sharply they almost toppled over. All three shuddered convulsively, and then all three screamed, which was super fun.

And then all three of my colleagues and friends collapsed in the dirt.

‘Thanks,’ I muttered weakly, and dropped to my knees beside Zareen.

She was already coming around; her eyes were open, and when she looked at me I knew it was Zar because she was angry.

She came up spitting with fury. ‘Bitches tricked me,’ she snarled. ‘And they teamed me, too, because they knew I was the threat. Let me at them.’

‘Nope,’ I said, planting a palm on her chest when she tried to jump up. ‘Silvessen recalled them because walking your carcasses around rather contravened the terms of the deal we just made. I’m afraid forcibly exorcising her only friends would have much the same effect.’

Zareen’s only response was a wordless snarl, but she made no further attempts to tear off in a murderous rage, so I let her be while I checked on Emellana.

‘Why does my head hurt,’ I heard Zareen mutter as I left her.

Em was on her feet by the time I reached her, brushing mud off her coat.

‘I’m sorry,’ I said. ‘I feel like we shouldn’t have left you.’

Unruffled as ever, she twinkled at me. ‘Food was important. Where is it, by the way?’

‘Over there.’ I pointed. ‘You seem remarkably unperturbed for a recently possessed woman.’

‘It’s happened before. Never pleasant, but you can get used to anything.’ With which wisdom, she ambled away in the direction of food, leaving me to unhappy contemplation of her words.

What do you have to go through to get used to malevolent possession?

Did I want to know?

I did not.

I turned in search of Indira.

No need. Her big brother had her in a big hug, which was good, because even from here I could see she was drawn and shaking. Poor girl. She was so young, she’d had none of the experience Emellana benefited from.

‘I shouldn’t have left you,’ Jay was saying, echoing my own words. ‘If I’d been here—’

‘If you’d been here, what?’ Indira interrupted, and pulled away from him. ‘What were you going to do?’

Jay seemed at a loss for an answer. Fair, because it was a really good question. ‘I don’t know,’ he finally said. ‘Something to protect you—’

Indira became icily dignified, unconsciously mirroring Emellana’s gestures as she brushed herself down. ‘Bad things happen sometimes. You can’t prevent that.’

‘Even so—’

No. It isn’t up to you to protect me from the world, and it wouldn’t help me much if you could. How am I supposed to become competent myself if you never let me experience anything that might be challenging?’

‘There’s challenging, and then there’s forcible possession by a dangerous spirit—’

‘Jay.’ Indira looked him dead in the eye, ice-cold. ‘Resilience is the product of encountering adversity, and surviving. You do want me to grow into a strong and capable adult?’

There was no good comeback to that, and Jay didn’t try. Wise man. ‘Okay,’ he said, ‘I hear you. I’m sorry.’

She nodded, and that was that.

‘Thanks for the hug,’ she said. ‘It helps.’ And then both of them were looking around for me, and for food, possibly in that order or possibly not.

The mood as we tore through our repast was subdued. I don’t know what had led any of us to expect a nice, easy mission; when did that ever pan out? But we had, and instead we’d been emotionally tortured, our wits were tested, our physical bodies were pushed to their limits (and beyond), and finally several of us had been used as sock puppets.

And we hadn’t eaten all day. At least that was a problem we could fix.

We ate huddled inside one of the more intact of Silvessen’s cottages, which at least kept the rain and some of the wind off us. But a half hour sitting in one place left us shivering with cold and very ready to be going home.

I made the last morsel of my second eclair last, savouring the sweetness and the cream.

And when it was finished, and the last drops of cooling tea drained, I — and Jay and Zareen and even Emellana — turned a hopeful look upon Indira.

‘Let’s have a look,’ said she, rising (a little stiffly) to her feet.

She crossed the street and sat in the dirt next to the regulator, sat there for a while with her palms to the earth and her brain on some other plane of reality. I don’t know what she was doing, but after ten minutes she stood up, made a hopeless and ineffectual attempt to wipe the mud off her trousers, and shrugged. ‘It seems to be okay,’ she said.

Which is as good a way of tempting fate as any I’ve ever heard, and she really ought to have known better.

Because that was when the horde of carnivorous unicorns showed up.

Okay, just kidding about the unicorns. What actually happened was nothing, which at that point could scarcely have surprised me more.

‘It’s okay?’ I repeated dumbly.

Indira nodded. ‘I think so. Nothing anomalous is going on, and it seems stable.’

‘Can you… get it out of there?’

‘No.’

‘Milady won’t be happy.’

Indira looked pained. ‘I know, and I would prefer to remove it, but I can’t.’

‘So we leave it here.’

‘Yes. It’ll have to be checked regularly for a few weeks to monitor the results, tweak and recalibrate as necessary, but for now it’s fine.’

‘And we can go home.’

‘Yes,’ said Indira, and added, fervently, ‘please.’