The Magick of Merlin: 5

I was later comforted to recall that I still had an appointment with “the best fence in the industry.” Hey, you never know how things are going to turn out. If Sally had fenced the stolen grimoire, or knew who had, we could have answers right away. We wouldn’t need Jay’s fake auction. I left for the meeting with high hopes.

And Sally turned out to be nothing like I expected.

I mean, really. You talk of a legendary dealer in stolen magickal artefacts, I picture somebody shady-looking, possibly rather greasy. Someone used to a life of skulking in the shadows, evading the law. Someone who in some way looks the part.

I arrived — alone — at the location Val gave me for the meeting, dressed in my best meeting-master-criminals ensemble. That being a dark-coloured dress, smart but not too smart, and power heels. I didn’t bother changing the powder-blue colour of my hair. The best fence in the business had to have a strong stomach. She couldn’t be easily perturbed by little things like eccentric hair choices.

Sally had agreed to meet me at a tiny coffee shop in a remote town I’ve agreed to leave nameless. Partly because it isn’t far from Home, the location of which is not for public consumption; partly because it isn’t far from Sally’s base of operations either. The meeting was set for ten in the morning, and when I arrived, the shop was duly deserted. Only one other patron was in evidence when I walked in: a stout man parked in a far corner, laptop open, headphones on, a tall latte set at his elbow.

Probably not Sally, I decided, and sat down with my mocha on the other side of the room, right by the window. We were hurtling towards September, and the weather was beginning to reflect that: the morning was overcast and drizzling with rain, and I watched a procession of miserable-looking people in drenched t-shirts pass by.

Sally turned out to have one characteristic one might expect of a master criminal: stealth. Intent as I was upon the people out on the cobbled street, I still didn’t notice anybody turn in at the door to the coffee shop, and make her way over to my table. I merely became aware, all of a sudden, that I was no longer alone.

I slowly turned my head.

My new table-mate was Yllanfalen. That shocked me more than it ought; after all, just because they’re improbably beautiful doesn’t mean they can’t be morally compromised, does it? Sally was about my mother’s age, at least in appearance, but not one iota less gorgeous for it. Her silver hair was upswept, and secured with jewelled combs; she wore the wrinkles around her mouth and eyes with superb grace; and the smile she directed at me might be called devastating.

I was intrigued to notice that she had totally eschewed the smart-but-not-too-smart look that I’d chosen, opting instead for a dazzling peacock-blue dress and the most stunning black velvet coat.

Okay, nothing about Sally suggested she had any interest in skulking. Far from trying to pass unnoticed, she positively invited attention.

‘Sally?’ I said, realising belatedly that I had no idea of her surname.

She inclined her head, and sipped delicately at the coffee I hadn’t seen her purchase. Espresso. Strong, black and uncompromising.

‘You are Valerie’s friend?’ she said, in one of those melodious Yllanfalen voices.

I tell you, these people make you feel like such a crow. I cleared my throat. ‘That’s me. Thank you for agreeing to meet with me.’

She nodded, subjecting me to a casual scrutiny that didn’t fool me for a second. Her seemingly idle gaze swept over me and missed nothing. ‘And how may I help you, Ms. Vesper?’

I tried not to glance theatrically around the coffee shop to check for anyone listening in, then stagily lower my voice to talk to my companion. Honestly, nothing says “we are up to no good” more obviously than that. But it is so hard to help it when you’re up to your eyeballs in nefarious deeds.

Emulating her effortless poise instead, I said: ‘We are attempting to track down an item that went missing four years ago. It’s of some importance that it is retrieved.’

‘And when you retrieve it?’ she said. ‘What then will you do?’

‘We aren’t particularly interested in how the, er, transferral of ownership was effected, or by whose hand,’ I said, conscious that she might have friends and contacts to protect. ‘The item must return into the possession of its original owner. That’s all we want.’

‘Are you the original owner?’

I shook my head.

‘Then what is in it for you?’ She looked me over again. ‘You are not an investigator of crimes, I think?’

‘I work with Valerie,’ I said. ‘I’m not usually for hire in such cases, this is true. But the owner of this missing thing made us an offer we couldn’t refuse.’

There was a pause. I imagined her weighing up the option of pumping me for further information, which I very much hoped she wouldn’t. I could not tell her about the argent; what might not such a person demand, if she understood its existence?

‘The Society’s goals are ever enigmatic,’ she murmured, sipping coffee.

‘Not really. We rescue endangered magickal things. If we have to bend a few rules to do it, we will.’

Something like amusement sparked in her limpid green eyes. ‘And you have no such questions to put to me?’

‘I could ask you why you agreed to this meeting,’ I conceded. ‘And I could express all manner of curiosity as to your business. But all I really want to know is: were you involved in finding a new home for a certain priceless grimoire, about four years ago?’

‘Grimoires often come up,’ she said, setting down her empty cup. ‘Some more valuable than others. A priceless one, however? I take it you do not exaggerate.’

‘Only a little. It has been sold in living memory, so someone has put a price on it.’ When I named the price in question, her eyebrows lifted. Just a fraction.

‘I know of only a few spell-books that could command such a price,’ she said.

My curiosity fired up at once. A few? What were the others? Where were the others?

But I controlled myself. Stick to the mission, Ves. Get the job done. ‘Have any of them changed hands in the last few years?’

‘Not to my knowledge.’

My heart sank. ‘Nothing linked to a rather famous chap known as Merlin?’ I tried.

The eyebrows went up again. ‘That one, was it?’ She pursed her lips, an expression of — strangely — displeasure crossing her serene face. Then she said, very softly, ‘I did not know it had been stolen.’

The fact that so major a theft had occurred outside of her range of influence evidently irritated her.

‘Something like that would normally reach your ears, would it?’ I said.

She inclined her head. ‘So much so that—’ She stopped, and after a pause, went on. ‘You are certain that it was stolen, are you?’

‘Its owners have asserted that it was.’

‘No private sale? With these old families, there can be embarrassment about straitened circumstances. Perhaps they might rather term it stolen, than admit it was sold for cash?’

‘You might be right,’ I allowed, not choosing to go into the question of the Elvyngs’ wealth. ‘But if so, why would they contract us to find it again? Why not let it quietly be forgotten?’ And they offered a truly princely reward, too. That the Elvyngs might be strapped for cash must be unthinkable.

Her brow contracted into a frown. She said nothing, appearing abstracted. I suppose she was questioning how such a spectacular theft could have been conducted without her ever hearing of it.

That she was genuinely nonplussed was beyond question. I’d completely stymied her.

‘I have nothing to tell you,’ she said abruptly. ‘And that ought not be possible.’

I didn’t know what to say, so I drained the dregs of my mocha and waited.

‘I will make enquiries,’ she decided. The dark frown hadn’t lifted from her brow. ‘If I hear of anything relevant to you, I shall inform Valerie.’

She gave me scant opportunity to respond to this, for in another moment she was gone, whisking out of the coffee shop with the straight-backed, bristling posture of a seriously displeased woman.

Did she imagine someone had been deliberately hiding things from her? I had no idea what her operation might be like.

Clearly, though, someone was in for a bad afternoon.

‘Well,’ I said aloud, and looked about me. The meeting hadn’t gone as I was hoping, but perhaps it had not been a total loss either. If anybody could find out some titbit of information about that theft, it must be someone with connections like Sally’s.

In the meantime, we had a pretend auction to launch.

‘Indira,’ I said late that evening. ‘You’re a genius. I hope your brother tells you that every day.’

Jay’s insanely talented sister ducked her head, unable to hide her pleased smile, but unwilling to show it off either. ‘Thank you,’ she muttered.

Honestly, the girl is amazing. She must be twentyish, but seems much younger — partly due to that persistent shyness, and a tendency to try to be invisible. But young as she is (or looks), there’s no end to her brilliancies. Someday she’s going to be a magickal legend.

On this occasion, she had thrilled me by bringing our new “Merlin’s Wand” to the first-floor common room, where Jay and I were holed up for the evening. There are two particularly excellent arm-chairs in there, positioned on either side of a long window. They’re plushy and huge and one of them is mine. The other is Jay’s. We often sit up there in the evenings, watching the sun sink over the verdant grounds at Home, and drinking more chocolate than is good for us.

Indira has obviously figured us out by now. I spotted her slip into the room, and thread her way unerringly through the various clusters of chairs and coffee-tables, some of them occupied, on her way to our corner. She hadn’t even checked to make sure we were there before she headed our way.

‘It’s perfect,’ Jay said, excellent big brother that he is. He had it in his hands as he spoke, and I swear I could believe that exquisite thing had once belonged to someone extraordinarily powerful. Amber and bone. Rich, deep gold, and aged ivory-white. She’d crafted these materials into a Wand of remarkable beauty: slender, tapering, coiled and embossed, mounted into a gold filigree handle. Magick radiated from it, together with a palpable sense of antiquity. How had she contrived that?

No wonder she’d been recruited straight into Orlando’s secret lab.

‘I want to keep it,’ I said. ‘Can I keep it?’

Jay rolled his eyes at me.

‘Um, maybe after the auction’s finished,’ said Indira.

I sat up. ‘Really. Really? I could?’

She blinked, alarmed. ‘Um — maybe if Milady says…?’

Right. Milady’s call. I sank back down again. ‘Well, you’ve outdone yourself, and I applaud you. We shouldn’t have too much trouble passing off this beauty as Merlin-ware.’

Jay snorted with laughter. ‘Merlin-ware? Watch out for her, Indira. She’ll have you crafting up an entire line of Merlin-themed paraphernalia in no time.’

‘The Society’s always in need of more funding,’ I said. ‘You can’t tell me Indira-designed Merlin-ware wouldn’t fly off the shelves.’

‘Someone’s been spending too much time in the Elvyng Emporium,’ Jay muttered.

‘I maintain that they’re onto something with that place.’

Indira bent over our glass-topped coffee table, and made an imperious gesture in the direction of the velvet-lined box she’d brought the Wand in. Jay, to my fascination, obediently put the pretty thing back.

‘You’re taking it away?’ I said. ‘Already?’

‘Valerie needs it,’ she said. ‘It’s got to be photographed and filmed.’

Right, for the fake provenance records Val would be industriously spreading around online. ‘Pics for the rumour mill!’ I said. ‘I love my job.’

Jay exchanged a look with Indira. I could not flatter myself that it was a look of shared admiration for me. ‘I get results,’ I said defensively.

‘Are we forgetting that this particular mad plan was my concoction?’ said Jay.

‘You’re right.’ I picked up my empty chocolate cup and toasted Jay with it. ‘Here’s to my unholy influence rubbing off on you.’

Indira, surprisingly, grinned.

The Magick of Merlin: 4

I mentally banged my face against the steering wheel. Expressions of implicit and unshakeable confidence are a lot nicer when you’ve got something to work with. Otherwise, it’s the high road to disappointing your friends.

‘What would Nancy Drew do,’ I muttered.

Jay shook his head. ‘No good. Being fictional, Nancy Drew always had a convenient lead.’

‘How do you know?’

‘I may have read some of them.’

‘Uh huh?’

‘Or a lot of them.’

I grinned. ‘I knew there was a reason why I liked you.’

‘Hopefully there are one or two more.’

‘We can discuss that some other time.’

‘I look forward to it.’

‘All right, what would Poirot do? He didn’t need leads. He just needed to think.’

Jay made a show of consulting the watch he didn’t wear. ‘Right. Some people work best under pressure, so I’m giving you five minutes to think.’

‘Five?!’

‘You’ve already wasted three seconds.’

I gulped. ‘Thinking.’

And I did. For real.

‘Time’s up,’ said Jay, what seemed like thirty seconds later. ‘What have you got?’

‘Motive.’

‘More specifically?’

‘Why would somebody steal this particular grimoire?’

‘For one thing, it’s incredibly valuable.’

‘That’s one possible reason. In which case, we’re looking for a way someone might manage to sell a unique, priceless and recognisable grimoire for a fabulous sum without attracting notice.’

‘For another thing, it’s famous.’

‘Right. It might be because of its purported author, in which case we’re looking for someone with a Merlin obsession strong enough to consider it worth the manifold obstacles and risks involved with stealing it. I didn’t think to ask Mr. Elvyng if anyone had ever offered to buy the book from him. I’ll do that.’

‘There’s also hatred of the Elvyngs as a possible motive,’ said Jay. ‘So, spite.’

‘I think we covered that one, though. If there’s anyone out there with that level of a grudge against the family, they’ve been so quiet about it that we’ve no idea where to look for them.’

Jay nodded. ‘Last option is the contents. Is there a charm in there someone would just about kill to get their hands on?’

‘Possible, but tricky. For one thing, nothing either of the Elvyngs have said suggests they publicised the contents at all; indeed, they’ve had the strongest of motives not to. So who could even know what was in it?’

‘They didn’t always own it. Who had it thirty years ago?’

‘Possible line of enquiry, but low priority. Thirty years is a long time. Why wait so long to steal it? Anyway, if it’s someone who was familiar with it thirty years ago, they know the contents already. Why would they need the grimoire now?’

‘So you’re thinking it’s most likely either the money or the cachet.’

‘Yes. It’s time to go consult with our favourite book-sleuth. I want to know about any known fences of rare and illegal spell-books.’

‘You think Val would know?’ Jay sounded shocked. Adorably so.

‘Picture this. A woman — indeed, a Society — absolutely dedicated to rescuing beleaguered magickal paraphernalia wherever it may be found. And a world full of people eager to get their sticky hands on valuable artefacts, by means legal or otherwise. How many irreplaceable tomes end up changing hands on the black market, do you think? And how many would end up disappearing forever into the dubious care of unsuitable people, if somebody didn’t intercept them?’

‘Giddy gods,’ said Jay. ‘Val’s a library superhero.’

‘You should definitely tell her that.’

‘No. She’ll raise her brows at me.’

‘You’re scared of Val?’

‘No!’ said Jay, and coughed. ‘Er. Aren’t you?’

‘Not in the least.’

‘I knew you for a brave woman, but that beats everything.’

I didn’t kick him, because I was driving, but he had a narrow escape.

Upon sharing my flashes of brilliance with Val, I found myself regarded — keenly — in a fashion I might term “surprised and impressed in equal measure”.

‘That’s actually a great idea,’ said she, patently astounded. What, was it so unlikely I’d come up with a good idea?

I swallowed my sense of injury. ‘About the fence?’

If there was an eye-roll going on in response, I opted not to notice it. ‘No. What do you think I’ve been scouring the dark web for, all this time? I’ve got an appointment set up for you already. Best fence in the business. Been working in the industry for twenty years.’

I chose not to contest Val’s terming of black-market book trade as an “industry”. ‘And you just… made an appointment?’

‘She’s a friend.’

‘Of course.’

Val closed the heavy old book she’d had spread open on her desk when we came in. ‘No, I meant about the collectors. Lots of treasures vanish into private collections, and they don’t always go through a fence, either. An occasional enterprising soul has been known to hire people especially for the purpose of acquiring some special piece, with or without the consent of a given artefact’s present owner. And Merlin’s just the type to attract that kind of crazy.’

‘Question is,’ I mused, ‘if I were Merlin-obsessed and determined to possess his personal grimoire — or something said to be so — well, I can imagine I might be able to trace the sale of said grimoire into the Elvyngs’ possession a few decades back. And I might guess that they wouldn’t part with it again, not for mere cash. Supposing I’d resigned myself to a more questionable transfer of ownership, then, how would I go about hiring a team to steal it?’

‘And without bringing the police straight down on my head,’ added Jay.

‘I’m not aware of a convenient yet somehow top-secret forum for thief hire, if that’s what you’re driving at,’ said Val.

‘I actually mean it literally. I’m not speculating. I want practical advice.’

‘Ves?’ said Jay. ‘Don’t say it.’

I said it. ‘Forget scouring four-year-old records for traces of a spectacular book heist no one seems to know anything about. I want to hire a thief.’

Val stared at me. ‘To steal what?’

‘Something rare and Merlin-related, obviously.’

‘Ves. From where?’ That was Jay again, not quite expressing such deep-seated confidence in me as he had earlier.

‘From here. Obviously.’

‘Obviously.’

‘I don’t know if you knew, but we happen to have a priceless piece of Merlin memorabilia right here at the Society.’

‘We do?’ A flat stare from Val.

I nodded enthusiastically. ‘His very own Wand, made from ancient amber and bone—’

‘Ves. We have no such thing.’

‘As far as the world is shortly going to be concerned, we do. It’s in Ornelle’s care and we’ve done our best to keep it a secret all this time because obviously it’s precious, but some thoughtless person with a blabbing mouth will set all our care at nought, and broadcast its existence far and wide.’

Jay’s face had gone into his long-suffering look.

‘And whenever someone investigates they’ll find a neat trail all over the magickal web pertaining to just such a Wand, indubitably the property of Merlin.’

‘They will?’ said Val. ‘How’s that to come about?’

‘I’m sure you’ll find a way.’ I smiled seraphically.

Val’s eyes narrowed. ‘Then what?’

‘Then I pose as a Merlin-crazed collector of near inexhaustible means, whose attempts to purchase the Wand have been brutally rebuffed. That greedy Society has to pay. They’ve no right to keep Merlin’s Wand for themselves. It will serve them right to lose it!’

Silence.

‘What?’ I said. ‘Jay! I asked you how we were going to be different from all those failed investigators. This is how.’

‘By getting yourself arrested for instigating a robbery?’

‘That won’t happen.’

How not?’

‘Because we’ll be careful.’

‘We?’

‘Come on! How can I be expected to pull this off without the help of my improbably musical sidekick?’

‘You know you’re not exactly popular with Ornelle already, right?’

‘Right. She hates me anyway, nothing to lose.’

‘There’s still one problem here,’ said Jay.

‘Just the one?’ said Val.

‘How are we going to hire this legendary and as-yet unidentified thief team?’

‘I’m guessing… word of mouth,’ I said.

‘What?’

‘Rumour! No one just hangs out an ad for grand larceny—’

‘You think?’

‘—but if we were to let it be known, quietly, in certain circles, that we’re in the market, word might get around.’

Which certain circles?’

Poor Jay. I did exasperate him so. ‘We do have an appointment with a notable fence?’

‘Two Society employees have an appointment with a notable fence.’

‘Not quite true,’ said Val. ‘I only told Sally I’d be sending a friend over. I didn’t say what friend, or why.’

For all his supposed wariness of Val, Jay didn’t pull any punches when he saw a problem. ‘Do you think she’s likely to believe you’d collude with said friend to commit a robbery against your own employer?’

‘Why not?’ said Val. ‘People with shaky morals rarely have any difficulty believing in other people’s.’

‘So many years stuck at your desk,’ I said. ‘Slaving away for the Society. Long hours, low pay. You deserve the handsome fee you’re going to get for helping me get hold of this Wand.’

Val smiled. ‘Right. And the prospect of a job with inside help might be quite attractive to a professional thief, no?’

‘Oh?’ said Jay. ‘Why aren’t you just stealing the thing yourself, then, and selling it directly to the-collector-who-most-certainly-isn’t-Ves-in-disguise?’

‘First-time thief,’ said Val promptly. ‘I have qualms. Also mobility issues. No daring getaway in the nick of time for me.

‘She’s sold you on this idea, hasn’t she?’

‘There was one true thing Ves said in all this nonsense. I do spend a god-awful amount of time at my desk. Wouldn’t you fancy a change?’

Jay groaned. ‘You’re both getting arrested.’

‘Ye of little faith,’ said I. ‘If you’ll excuse me, I have an identity to prep.’

‘I realise I’m making myself Mr. Unpopular here,’ said Jay. ‘Again. But you’re overcomplicating this.’

‘Please don’t rain on my parade,’ I said.

‘If you want a parade, throw a birthday party,’ Jay said brutally. ‘This is an important mission for the future of magick.’

‘And you’ve a better idea?’ I said.

‘Actually, I do.’

‘Oh.’

‘We aren’t looking for whoever extracted the grimoire, are we? We’re looking for whoever ended up with it afterwards.’

‘What if they’re the same person?’ I said.

‘They might be. Might not. Point is, we aren’t actually the police. We’re here to retrieve the grimoire, not to punish the burglars. There has to be an easier way to cut straight to whoever has the grimoire now, not whoever took it out of William Elvyng’s house four years ago.’

‘And that way is what?’

‘If I might borrow the clever part of your plan—’

‘Jay.’ I gave him a wounded look. ‘All of it was clever.’

Jay ignored that. ‘Hold an auction.’

‘I’m not following.’

‘A Wand has recently come to light, purported to have belonged to Merlin himself. It’s in the hands of a private citizen at this time, and said (anonymous) person would like to flog it for the highest possible return. Supposing we establish convincing credentials for the thing, that ought to bring the collectors out in force, no? And nobody runs the risk of arrest.’

I felt a little deflated. It was a much better plan. ‘Can I still dress up?’

‘As whom?’

‘I could be the private citizen flogging the shiny thing.’

‘Which part of “anonymous” isn’t getting through?’

I sighed. ‘Party pooper.’

‘I do foresee a problem,’ said Val. ‘We don’t actually have a Wand that once belonged to Merlin. Forgive me if I’m wrong, but there are probably a few laws regarding deliberate fraud?’

‘We aren’tgoing to sell anything,’ said Jay. ‘We could have a kind of silent auction. Let people register to bid, and then at the last minute cancel it.’

‘Cancel it why?’

‘Our anonymous seller has had a fit of capriciousness and changed her mind.’

‘Still smells strongly of fraud.’

Jay stared both of us down. ‘Two minutes ago you were happy to hire a team of professional thieves to steal an equally fake artefact. Now you complain about a little misdirection?’

‘We’re disappointed about the grand larceny,’ I said. ‘It’s only natural.’

Jay rolled his eyes. ‘Right. If we’re agreed, I’m going to talk to Indira about manufacturing a certain fake but convincing Wand of Merlin.’

Jay exited stage left without another word.

Val busied herself shuffling papers.

‘I suppose he’s right,’ I said forlornly.

Val grunted. ‘I liked our plan better.’

‘Me too.’

The Magick of Merlin: 3

‘I see what you are thinking,’ said Mr. Elvyng, looking at me. ‘I realise what the obvious solution must appear to be. But I beg you to believe it impossible. What motive might either I or my daughter have, for faking the theft of our own grimoire?’

A good question. I wanted to ask about insurance money; Crystobel had mentioned that there had been an insurance valuation made of the grimoire, which suggested a policy also. But the Elvyngs were rolling in wealth. Everything about them proclaimed as much. Why go to such lengths for even more?

‘We made no claim upon the insurance policy,’ continued Mr. Elvyng, and I began to feel unnerved. Were my thoughts written so clearly upon my face? Or was he actually reading my mind?

‘Thank you for clearing that up,’ I said crisply. ‘One has to consider all the possibilities, of course.’

‘Of course.’

All right, so if they hadn’t even tried to claim the insurance then it wasn’t a scam. But why hadn’t they? Purely because it might look suspicious?

Well, they had no need of the money, and obviously hadn’t purchased the grimoire as an investment. But then why have an insurance policy at all?

‘Mr. Elvyng,’ said Jay. ‘Do you have any idea who might have taken the grimoire? Was there anyone who had shown signs of excessive interest in it, or who might have a grudge against your family?’

Mr. Elvyng was shaking his head. ‘You must understand, a family in our position will always have its detractors. There are those who envy our prosperity, or who disagree with our values, and who are quick to say so. But I am not aware of anyone with any serious grudge. As for interest in the grimoire… again, such an acquisition must attract interest, but we have never widely publicised our possession of it. I doubt that many people even knew that we had it.’

‘And what about within your own household?’ I said. ‘Who had access to this house four years ago?’

Mr. Elvyng gave a sigh. ‘Yes, I understand the direction of your thoughts. I have had the same ideas, but I have of necessity dismissed them.’

Charming naivety, or just wishful thinking? ‘I believe it must be considered our first line of investigation,’ I said gently. ‘Someone knew when you and your daughter would be away from home. Someone has managed to get past the charms placed upon the case, arguing a familiarity with the enchantments. And someone has got hold of a key, either one of the original two or an excellent copy. It must have been someone who had access to you or your daughter — more likely both of you — and opportunity enough to purloin your keys.’

‘Perhaps also someone who could move about this house without exciting comment,’ added Jay. ‘Someone whose presence here would not be questioned. No one broke in, did they?’

‘The police found no signs of forced entry,’ agreed Mr. Elvyng. He looked diminished suddenly; tired? Or weighed down with regret?

‘Who was here four years ago?’ I prompted. ‘Had they been with you for very long?’ I had a feeling Mr. Elvyng had a good idea who might have taken the grimoire, and he didn’t like it.

‘I cannot fault your logic, Ms. Vesper,’ said he. ‘The problem is, there was no one else with access to this house, four years ago.’

My mouth opened in surprise. I had not seen that coming. ‘No one?’ I echoed dumbly. ‘But what about that nice butler who admitted us?’

‘My health has deteriorated in the past two years, enough that Crystobel has persuaded me to add to my staff here. Mr. Baker and his associates save me a deal of effort and they are trusted employees, but they are all of recent hire. I had no need of such, four years ago.’

‘Cleaners?’ said Jay. ‘Gardeners?’

Mr. Elvyng’s faint, crooked smile appeared again. ‘Accomplished by magickal means, Mr. Patel. Then, and now.’

The Elvyngs had so much magick to throw around as to keep this entire manor — and its grounds — in perfect order without a single human employee? Giddy gods. What a glittering magickal heritage and a supply of raw argent couldn’t do.

I cleared my throat. ‘Er — and what about friends? Family members?’ I hesitated to ask the question; no one wanted to consider that their nearest and dearest might have betrayed them.

‘I have a sister,’ said Mr. Elvyng. ‘Her name is Anna Mason. She lives in America with her husband and children, and does not often come back. At the time of the theft, neither she nor her family had been near this house for at least a year.’

‘Forgive me,’ I said, ‘but you are certain of that?’

‘Yes. We have hired other investigators in the past few years. One of them conducted an exhaustive investigation into every connection of ours, and their traceable movements at the time. Anna was at home in Washington, together with Crystobel’s uncle and cousins. My own cousin — Jessica — was in London. None of my friends or Crystobel’s — few enough as they are — were seen anywhere near here that week, and I believe alibis were established for them all. So you see, it proved a fruitless line of enquiry.’

I exchanged a look of consternation with Jay. Everything Mr. Elvyng had said suggested a culprit known to the family, intimate with them; and yet, by this account, that was impossible.

What next, then? Could it really be the case that someone totally unconnected with the Elvyngs had pulled off such a seamless crime?

If so, we were dealing with — as Val had put it — a considerable power.

Mr. Elvyng did not conduct us himself to the grimoire’s annex. Considering his obvious ill health, I had not expected it of him. It was the butler (or whatever he was), Mr. Baker, who extracted us from William Elvyng’s fireside, and took us to the library. We left the Elvyng patriarch with a great many thanks (on both sides), and an invitation (from him) to call anytime we found ourselves with further questions.

The library at William Elvyng’s manor was (dare I say it) slightly disappointing. I suppose I had got carried away with my imaginings, considering the illustrious nature of the erstwhile star of the Elvyngs’ book collection. I’d expected a library to rival that of the Society. Instead, we were conducted into a handsome enough room, with a full complement of mahogany bookshelves, glass cases, polished desks and silken reading-chairs, but the actual quantity of books was rather modest. Probably they kept a great deal of their collection at the Academy, either for the daily use of the students, or in that cellar repository Jay had once talked of. These were just Mr. Elvyng’s own books.

I took note of the environs as we walked among those immaculate shelves. Only one door lead into the room, and that opened onto a panelled corridor connecting the library to the drawing-room and whatever lay beyond. We were on the first floor, one level removed from the ground; I made a note to ask, later, about the staircases.

A second door occupied space on the far wall, but that led into the grimoire’s annex. There was, as Mr. Elvyng had said, no other door there; certainly no way to get straight into that room from the outside. Whoever had taken the grimoire must have gone through a few other rooms at least, in order to reach this one. But then, I’d been working on the assumption that there must have been someone else in this sprawling pile of a manor at the time of the theft, even if Mr. Elvyng was away. But if that wasn’t true, the thief had enjoyed the luxury of waltzing through an empty house on their way to steal the grimoire; there hadn’t been anyone here to challenge them. All they had to do, then, was get in and out, without leaving any obvious signs that they had done so. Once inside, they would have had totally free rein.

Which made it strange that they hadn’t taken the opportunity to empty the house of valuables while they had been inside. But the police report had clearly stated that nothing else was reported missing.

The annex proved to be tiny. It had space enough only for the sizeable glass case, set upon a sturdy and ornate carved-oak pedestal, within which the grimoire had once been housed. Besides that, there was nothing; only polished wood panelling and the window Mr. Elvyng had mentioned, which I saw at once was too small for anyone to fit through, unless they had done so by magickal means. But again, why would anybody need to do that, if the house was empty? They could come through one of the doors, and wander up the stairs at their leisure. Provided they managed to switch off or disable the house alarms, which such a manor would certainly have. 

Jay, having prowled optimistically around the compact annex as though he might trip over something noteworthy, leaned over the grimoire’s case until his nose almost touched the glass. ‘Was all this built just for the grimoire, Mr. Baker?’ he said. ‘That you know of?’

‘I’m afraid I couldn’t say,’ said Mr. Baker, who had taken up a discreet post just inside the door, and stood waiting with hands folded. ‘It was before my time.’

Jay nodded. Whatever he was doing with his face two inches from the glass, I hoped he was uncovering something useful about the charms upon it.

‘This must have been,’ I said, patting the corner of the great glass box. ‘It looks sized for a specific book.’ There was an indentation in the velvet-covered interior, a perfect little nook in which a certain priceless grimoire could nestle. ‘Maybe the whole annex, too. It has the appearance of a converted airing cupboard.’

‘I was thinking the same thing,’ said Jay. ‘I wonder who built it?’

‘And when? Was it done around the same time the grimoire was purchased, or more recently?’

Whoever had constructed the annex might never have known what it was intended to house. But then again, they might have — or made some guesses about it, later. Or perhaps whoever had stolen the grimoire had been able to consult with the builders, and gained some information from them, as to the location and security of the room. I made a note to enquire with Mr. Elvyng shortly as to the date of the annex’s construction. If it had been thirty years ago, perhaps it was of no relevance now.

Jay and I left William Elvyng’s manor feeling discouraged.

‘I can see why multiple unnamed investigators abandoned the case,’ I said despondently as we got into my car. ‘There are no leads here at all.’

Jay shook his head, and sat staring sightlessly through the glass as I backed up and turned around.

‘You didn’t detect anything interesting about the glass case?’ I prompted.

‘Nothing. Whatever charms used to be on it are long gone.’

I sighed. ‘So someone outside the Elvyngs’ circle somehow managed to get into the house, past the alarms, and through the impenetrable enchantments on the glass case, which they somehow unlocked; proceeded to extract the grimoire, and then left again without leaving any trace behind?’

Jay said, ‘Apparently.’

‘Fingerprints?’ It was a faint hope.

Swiftly dashed. ‘Police report says no.’

‘Footprints?’

‘Nothing.’

‘Jay. We’re actually going to fail at this, aren’t we?’

‘No.’

‘The police and three different investigators came up with nothing. What have we got that’s going to make us different?’

Jay began ticking things off on his fingers. ‘The finest, if untried, magickal sleuth in England, and her improbably musical sidekick.’

My eyebrows went up. ‘That’s us?’

‘Resources of an unusual nature, presided over by the best librarian and book-sleuth in England.’

‘Val and the magickal dark web.’ I nodded. Fair.

‘Breathtakingly high stakes.’

‘You mean the inevitable and total decline of magick in all of Britain if we don’t find Crystobel’s crummy grimoire?’

‘Motivating, no?’

I muttered something incomprehensible, even to me.

‘Exactly when did it go from the most exciting book in the world to a “crummy grimoire”, by the way?’ said Jay.

‘About halfway through our fruitless meeting with the obliging William Elvyng.’

‘I wouldn’t say it was fruitless. We have discovered several ways not to investigate this crime.’

‘That would be more helpful if either of us could think of a single way to investigate this crime.’

‘You’re the great detective,’ said Jay, tapping out some unrecognisable melody on the dashboard of my car. ‘You can do this.’

‘You believe in me.’

‘I do.’

‘Thanks.’

‘Anytime.’

The Magick of Merlin: 2

William Elvyng lived less than fifteen miles from the city of York, which was the home of his emporium and his academy.

Naturally, he had an entire stately home all to himself.

‘Don’t ask about his wife,’ I said, as Jay and I drove up the driveway towards the house. The damned thing was huge — not so enormous as our House, of course, but crazily oversized for just one man. He had one of those elegant eighteenth-century piles, with a gorgeous symmetrical façade, formal gardens, stucco, a lake; everything.

‘Why not?’

‘She died, eleven years ago. According to the papers, William Elvyng never recovered.’

‘Do you know everything about these people?’

‘If I didn’t before, I do now.’

Jay, still in his not-quite-a-suit, looked sharp. He’d done something to his hair, too, some kind of windswept-but-orderly style that rather suited him.

I felt a moment’s envy; not over William Elvyng and his wonderful house, but the fortunate few towards whom Jay had directed his charm earlier in the day. I’d never seen him so well turned out.

I pulled up and parked just outside the handsome columned portico. I kid you not; as I got out of the car and smoothed my cream cotton dress, an actual butler appeared at the door to welcome us.

He even bowed. ‘Miss Vesper and Mr. Patel?’ he said.

‘That’s us.’ I walked over, smilingly intent upon not turning my heel on the gravel driveway. The Elvyngs’ butler was on the younger side, fortyish perhaps, with elegantly greying hair immaculately arranged, and a perfect dark suit, not too expensive.

‘Is that William?’ hissed Jay in my ear.

I shook my head. I’d seen pictures enough of Crystobel’s father, and this wasn’t him. ‘Butler, I think,’ I breathed.

Jay gave a tiny, almost inaudible snort.

Well, indeed.

I liked Mr. Butler, though, however incongruous his existence seemed in this day and age. He ushered us into the house as though we were honoured guests arriving for a garden party, and immediately promised to bring refreshments to the drawing-room. ‘Mr. Elvyng is expecting you,’ he said, and conducted us thither at once. He discreetly withdrew as soon as we were fairly through the door, presumably to fetch the aforementioned refreshments.

The interior of the manor matched its beautiful exterior, of course, in that it was perfectly maintained, and sumptuously decorated. The Elvyngs hadn’t made a museum of the place, and filled it exclusively with period-appropriate antiques. Instead, they’d had a top-notch interior designer in. That fortunate soul had created a look obviously inspired by fashionable décor of the seventeen-hundreds, but with a modern update. The house was plush, luxurious and gorgeously coloured and I entered William Elvyng’s drawing-room with a strong feeling that I could really make myself at home in his house.

My questing eye also detected more than one magickal trinket of interest and (no doubt) high value, artfully poised upon shelves and console tables. How the other half live, right?

William Elvyng was ensconced in an elegant, brocade armchair near the fire when we came in (an actual fire, despite the late summer heat beyond the walls of the manor). He rose upon seeing us, and came forward with outstretched hand and affable expressions of welcome. I admit to being agreeably surprised, though I don’t know why. Had I expected a repellent personality to go with all this wealth and ease?

‘So good of you to lend us your skills,’ said Mr. Elvyng. ‘Crystobel and I have always felt the greatest respect for the Society’s work.’

Crystobel’s father had an air of frailty about him, which perhaps explained the fire. He was rather older than I’d expected, considering Crystobel was only a few years off my own age. His pictures in the media I now realised were inaccurate, on the flattering side; he was well into his seventies and not in good health. His paper-white face, softened as it was with smiles, still had a pinched look about it, and his shoulders stooped. Someone had carefully arranged his thinning white hair to disguise an encroaching baldness.

‘It’s our pleasure,’ I was saying smoothly, and with perfect truth. Everything about the mission appealed to me, from the sleuthing to the visiting notable people in their spectacular houses. Did I have a taste for splendour? Apparently. Was that somewhat inconvenient considering my profession and prospects? Rather.

I resolutely turned my eyes away from a beautiful gilded clock enthroned upon the mantel, and fixed them instead upon Mr. Elvyng.

‘Is it all right if we ask you some questions about the grimoire?’ Jay said. ‘And the theft?’

‘Certainly, certainly,’ said Mr. Elvyng, gesturing us to take seats. He restored himself to the embrace of his own armchair with some care, and sat there looking as though a crane might be required to haul him out of it again. I felt rather touched that he had gone to the trouble of rising to greet us at all.

I installed myself upon the matched brocade sofa, conscious of a desire to move with an elegance to match the house, and folded my hands primly in my lap. ‘The police reports were lacking,’ I began. ‘Can you tell us what happened on the day of the theft?’

Mr. Elvyng’s lips twisted at my mention of the police. Clearly they had fallen some way short of impressing him. ‘The problem was, Crystobel gave them too much information,’ he said.

‘Too much?’ I repeated.

He nodded. ‘She should never have mentioned Merlin’s name. The officer who came to the house, well, he visibly stopped listening from that moment. Thought it some kind of publicity stunt, I believe. As though we need any more of that.’

I made a sympathetic noise.

‘I kept the grimoire here, under my eye,’ Mr. Elvyng continued. ‘Perhaps that was foolish of me, but you understand — an irreplaceable item — I couldn’t entrust it to one of the public buildings, with people going in and out all the time. And I couldn’t be comfortable with it lying in a vault somewhere, either. I wanted it where I could personally see to its safety.

‘Well, perhaps I could have prevented its theft — had I been here. But once or twice every year I pay an official visit to the Academy in York. It’s expected. I go there to talk to the teachers, meet a few of the students, permit my photograph to be taken. That kind of thing. That year, when I returned, the grimoire was gone.’

‘How soon did you discover it missing?’ I said.

‘Within a day or two of my return. It is — was — my regular habit to go into the room where it was kept, and look at it. Read a few pages. You understand, perhaps.’

‘Absolutely,’ I murmured, and I did. If I owned something that spectacular, I’d have a hard time leaving it alone.

So would Val.

‘Well, I did so, perhaps, the day after I arrived home, and that’s when I knew it was gone.’

‘Where was it kept?’ said Jay.

‘You will be shown, shortly,’ said Mr. Elvyng. ‘But I kept it in its own annex off the library here at the house. The room has no access to the outdoors, and only one, small window, which is kept secure. I had a glass case created for it. It had every charm we could muster between us for its security, as I’m sure you can imagine. The thing is unbreakable, and kept locked at all times.’

‘Was it broken?’ said Jay.

Mr. Elvyng shook his head. ‘Perfectly intact. The lock as well.’

‘So someone had a key.’

‘It appears so. Before you ask, there are two known keys in existence: one in my possession, and one in my daughter’s. Both keys were accounted for at the time. Mine was with me at the Academy — I always carry it about with me — and Crystobel was travelling in France that week, her key with her.’

‘So either someone managed to make a copy,’ I mused, ‘or the lock was opened by some other method.’

‘Magickal, do you mean?’ said Mr. Elvyng. ‘It is not impossible, but nearly so. Believe me when I say the charms laid upon the case, lock included, were immensely powerful.’

I had no trouble believing him on that point. ‘Was the lock made from argent, by any chance?’ I asked, struck by a sudden insight.

His smile was faint. ‘Very insightful, Ms. Vesper. The lock itself is made from commoner materials, but some of the mechanisms were worked from argent.’

‘The keys, as well?’

Mr. Elvyng nodded.

The argent workings would be amplifying the effects of any charms laid upon them, which meant that the lock behind which Merlin’s Grimoire had been kept was probably the most secure in the whole of England, if not beyond.

Interesting.

‘Is there any way those charms could have been changed?’ Jay said.

‘If they were, they were changed back again before I discovered the theft,’ said Mr. Elvyng. ‘I noticed nothing amiss with the case.’

I wondered if the thoughts wandering through my own mind reflected Jay’s at all. If Mr. Elvyng was right, and the case was so impregnable, what did that suggest? Either someone had managed to copy one of the two known keys without their owners knowing it, and that would be difficult indeed, if both of them were made from pure argent. Who but the Elvyngs have a supply of magickal silver lying about?

The alternative must be that the case showed no signs of being broken into because it hadn’t been. Could it be possible that the apparent suspicions of the police had some truth to them after all? By Mr. Elvyng’s account, the only people who could so neatly have made off with the grimoire were either himself or his daughter. If this was the tale they had told to the police, no wonder they hadn’t been taken seriously.

The Magick of Merlin: 1

I could tell you just how much the Elvyng family, in the person of William Elvyng (Crystobel’s father), had paid for Merlin’s Grimoire back in the eighties. I could also tell you how much the spell-book had been valued at, about eight years ago.

Believe me, you don’t want to know.

You’d spit chips. Like I did.

How do people get so wealthy?’ I complained to Val, as I sat one morning in the library at Home, perusing the Elvyngs’ photos and documents pertaining to the impossible spell-book.

‘The argent operation can’t hurt,’ she said, without looking up from her laptop. ‘And you’ve seen the prices at the Emporium.’

Right. If you happen to be the only family in the country with a secret supply of the most important magickal substance known to man, and therefore sole rights to stock a shop with souped-up magickal artefacts, you would be rolling in it.

History had rather favoured the Elvyngs.

I sighed.

Val looked up, and directed at me the Quizzical Brow. ‘Suffering some envy?’

‘Aren’t you?’

Val shrugged. ‘What would you even do with that kind of wealth, if you had it?’

‘Well, I…’ I had to pause, and think about it. I could live in my own personal castle, with a swarm of servants to wait upon me hand and foot. I could have a private plane, and go anywhere I liked. I could eat every day at the finest, Michelin-starred restaurants in the country.

None of which sounded much like me.

‘I’d become the Society’s secret benefactor,’ I decided. ‘Oodles of funding, every year, and nobody would know where it came from.’

‘Like Ancestria Magicka.’

I grimaced. ‘Right.’

‘It’s too bad you’ve just told me, then, isn’t it? Cover blown.’

I sniffed. ‘You would never give away my secrets.’

‘Not without handsome compensation, anyway.’ Val missed the wounded look I sent her, having returned her attention to her laptop. Presumably she was still deep in the magickal dark web, scouring the online world for any mention of lucrative book heists, or the sale of improbably expensive grimoires.

I went back to Crystobel’s documents. I’d already lingered a long time over her photos of the grimoire itself, torn between wonder and horror. The book was old, and by that I mean old. Hand-stitched bindings, scrubby leather covers, crumbling pages — the works.

So far, so convincing.

I may have been a little disappointed at how ugly it was. I was definitely disappointed by its poor condition. Didn’t people know to take care of priceless artefacts?

My mind drifted back to the book-box that had stolen Jay’s heart, back when we’d (unwisely) paid a visit to the Elvyng Emporium. The box was enchanted; slowly, gradually, anything placed in it would be restored to a better condition, some of the deleterious effects of time reversed. I had no doubt the Elvyngs would have kept Merlin’s Grimoire in just such a box, which suggested it had reached them in a still worse state.

Merlin would’ve been crushed.

If there ever was a Merlin.

On this point, I remained profoundly sceptical. Merlin was a myth. Besides, while his purported grimoire was scarily old, it still wasn’t old enough. As near as anyone can determine, a hypothetical real Merlin would have lived something like fifteen hundred years ago, and possibly rather more; surely no book, however magickal, could have survived in legible condition for so long?

But all this might be immaterial. Crystobel had said, I am less concerned with the precise identity of the book’s author than I am with the contents. Whoever had written it, the grimoire contained charms and enchantments the likes of which most of us would kill for. That’s why the Elvyngs wanted it back — at almost any price.

‘Surely,’ I said aloud, struck by a sudden thought, ‘they’d have copies of every page.’

Val looked up, frowning. ‘What?’

‘Of the grimoire. The Elvyngs, I mean. Why do they need it back so badly? They wouldn’t be so careless as to keep only one source of such important magicks. They would have records. Photos. Transcriptions.’

‘No doubt, but now they also have competition. Potentially, someone else could be using all that secret magick.’ She blinked sightlessly at me. ‘That’s a good point, Ves.’

‘What point did I make?’

‘Whoever stole the book. Did they just want to own it because it’s valuable, or did they want to use it?’

‘Both?’ I ventured.

‘Maybe. Maybe not. Anyone suddenly coming out with copies of magicks only the Elvyng family have been able to produce would attract a certain attention, no?’

‘If it were known. The thieves could be out there, working marvels in secret.’

‘So they could. The question remains: was it the book itself that was wanted, or was it something in the book that was important? A charm or something, that the Elvyngs wouldn’t share?’

‘Good questions all, Val, but I don’t see how they can be answered until we find the thieves.’

She sighed, and her mind came back from wherever it had gone. ‘Probably not. Still, it’s something else to search for. Accounts of unusual feats performed by unlikely parties.’

The laptop once again swallowed her attention whole.

I stared, a little hopelessly, at my pile of papers. I’d covered the desk in them. I had not only Crystobel’s documents, but sheaves of print-outs I’d squirreled up from all over the internet. Every mention I could find of the Elvyng family’s doings for the past several years (lots of attending-of-events and sightings-at-magickal-libraries, plus the various accomplishments of the individual family members, and the doings of their prestigious academy). Val had been hoping for reports of bad blood between them and someone else — another family, or organisation. Something.

No luck. They were perfect. Everyone loved them.

I had also struck out on the subject of Merlin’s Grimoire in the media, in that there was almost no mention of such a thing. Ever. All I’d been able to dig up was scant reference to the auction at which William Elvyng had purchased the book, and the account consisted of exactly three lines: a minimal description of the book, its purported provenance, and to whom it had been sold.

It hadn’t mentioned who had sold it, and when I had called the auction house to find out, they’d claimed they no longer had access to those records.

Considering we were at a distance of some decades from that sale, that was probably even true.

There had been no reports on the theft. The Elvyngs had kept that one very quiet. Why?

I heard the heavy clunk of one of the library’s ancient brass doorknobs turning, and the door to the main reading-room swung open.

Jay stood upon the threshold, eyes wide.

‘Hi,’ I said, beaming.

Jay stared at me like I was some kind of apparition.

‘What?’ I said.

‘How did I get here?’

‘You… were expecting to end up somewhere else?’

Jay released the door, and composed himself. ‘Actually, yes,’ he said, ambling in. ‘I’ve just left my room.’

So he’d expected to find the usual panelled passageway beyond, and instead had been neatly whisked straight downstairs. ‘House thinks you should visit us,’ I suggested. ‘I was thinking the same thing!’

It struck me that he was looking unusually smart. His beloved leather jacket was nowhere in sight; instead he wore a pair of neatly-pressed navy trousers and a matching jacket, with a white shirt underneath. Not a suit, but a far cry from jeans and leather.

‘Been somewhere interesting?’ I said, having looked him thoroughly up and down.

‘Police station.’

What?’

He grinned. ‘I went voluntarily.’

‘Jay, you’re the last person I’d suspect of getting yourself arrested, ever. For any reason.’

‘I can’t decide whether you say that as a good thing.’

‘I mean, I know I’m a rebel but I’m not that bad—’

‘What did you get?’ Val, impatient with our nonsense, firmly interrupted. Indeed, she directed her if-you-don’t-mind look at Jay, the kind that sets new recruits all a-quiver.

Even Jay, a little, for he snapped to attention. ‘Right. I wasn’t getting anywhere trying to talk to them on the phone, so I went in person. Looking respectable.’ For some reason, he appeared to be directing that last comment at me, for he frowned in my general direction. ‘After some fast talking and a deal of flirting—’

‘Flirting?’ I blurted.

‘Having taken a leaf or two out of the Book of Vesper—’

Me? I’d never flirt my way into classified information.’

I got the raised eyebrows look from Jay and Val.

‘Fine,’ I sighed. ‘Did it work?’

By way of answer, Jay pulled a notebook from a pocket and flipped through it. ‘I did manage to blag my way into a look at the case file for the grimoire theft. I think. The Elvyngs weren’t too open about which book it was or why it was important; the incident report listed it merely as “a valuable book”, taken from the home of William Elvyng. Or, reported missing. Apparently there were no leads.’

‘None? Not one?’

‘No signs of forced entry, nothing else taken, no traces of any strangers in the house that day. I got the impression whoever responded to the call might have thought the Elvyngs were wasting their time.’

‘You mean they might have made a false report of theft?’

‘Which seems unlikely, before you get carried away with the idea,’ Jay cautioned. ‘Why would they do that? Insurance fraud? They have more money than they can spend already. It’s more likely that, finding themselves stymied, the police were only too happy to declare it hokum and set the case aside.’

‘And the Elvyngs let it go?’ I stared. ‘That’s spectacularly unlikely.’

Jay restored the notebook to his pocket. ‘They didn’t chase the police about it, at any rate.’

‘They hired a private detective,’ I said. ‘They must have.’

‘You mean, besides us?’

‘Definitely. It’s been four years. We need to find out who that was, and whether they discovered anything.’

‘Agreed.’ Jay leaned against the nearest desk, hands in his pockets. ‘What have you two dug up?’

‘While you were charming paperwork out of the police? Not much,’ I said. ‘The theft wasn’t picked up by the media, as there’s no mention of it, and the book wasn’t much talked about before, either. It seems to have been kept a deep, dark secret. And as far as I can tell, the Elvyngs have no enemies.’

Jay looked at Val.

‘Don’t look at me with the eyes of hope,’ she said. ‘So far I’m turning up nothing.’

‘No four-year-old shady auctions purporting to be selling off the most remarkable spell-book in the world?’

‘Not a one. Nor any chatter about thrilling heists pulled off against the most powerful magickal family in England.’

I gave a disappointed sigh, and laid my cheek upon my desk. ‘Reality is so disheartening.’

‘But there was a thrilling heist,’ Jay said encouragingly. ‘And it’s the best kind.’

‘The incredibly secret, no-one-could-possibly-track-us-down kind?’

‘Exactly. Challenge accepted?’

I sat up again. ‘Challenge accepted.’ I withdrew my phone, and dialled the number I had wrung out of Crystobel. I hadn’t yet had occasion to call her since she’d given us our unusual mission. I felt a curious flicker of anticipation — nerves? — upon doing so now.

She answered quickly. ‘Miss Vesper?’

‘Ves,’ I said. ‘Hi, Crystobel.’ After the obligatory exchange of pleasantries, I said: ‘Listen, we’re going to need an invitation to your dad’s house.’

‘My father? Why?’

‘We’d like a look at the place the grimoire used to be stored, and I’d really like to ask Mr. Elvyng a few questions about it.’

‘I can arrange that,’ she said.

‘Great. Also, do you happen to know if anyone else was ever contracted to go after the grimoire?’

‘Oh, yes. We went through three agencies at least. Father would have all the reports, I’m sure.’

‘Three? And nobody found anything?’

‘Nobody found enough, certainly.’

‘I’m touched by your faith in us.’

‘It’s desperation, Miss Vesper. If the regular investigators have failed us, I am forced to look elsewhere.’

‘So we’re the wild card?’

‘Something like that, yes.’

The Heart of Hyndorin: 20

Some unknowable time later, I was dozing by the lily-pool when an unusual scent caught my nostrils.

I lifted my head, so fast as to crack my crown against the low-hanging branches above me. I snorted in annoyance.

Addie pretended she hadn’t noticed, but I could tell by her studiedly serene posture that she had. And she was laughing at me.

Addie!’ I hissed. ‘Do you smell that?’

She lifted her nose, and inhaled.

Then she bolted up right, and shot away from the pool at a full gallop.

I followed at a (slightly) more sedate pace, laughing.

I caught up with her at the mouth of our perfect little glade. She had her rump turned to me, her tail swishing, nose-down in a bag of chips. I poked my nose over her shoulder to have a look. They were the fat-cut kind, her favourite. Crispy on the outside, pillowy in the middle, and translucent with grease.

The bag was held by Jay.

‘Okay, this one’s Adeline,’ he called, and I saw somebody else behind him. Somebody tall, and broad-shouldered, with green-tinted skin, emerald-bright eyes, and bronzed, artfully-windswept hair.

My nose informed me that he, too, had brought an offering.

I swarmed past Addie and almost knocked the Baron over in my enthusiasm. Whether it was his presence that awoke such feelings, or the enormous plate he carried in his hands, I couldn’t have said. I mean, that sounds bad, but he’d brought pancakes. Not just any pancakes, either, but troll-sized pancakes; the kind we’d eaten that day at breakfast, when he had taken me out on what turned out to not be a date.

Well, at least the pancakes had been good. Seriously good. And these were the same: dripping in syrup, laden with ice cream, and tooth-achingly sweet.

I was halfway down the plate before it occurred to me to wonder what they were doing in our Glade, or how they had found it.

‘So we’ve found Ves,’ said Jay, laughing.

Alban winced, and steadied himself, almost bowled over by my attack on the pancake plate.

That was new. I, scrawny Ves, was big and muscly enough to knock over a troll.

‘Ves?’ said Alban. ‘That is you, isn’t it?’

I lifted my head, chewing an enormous mouthful of crisp pancake batter and mixed-fruit ice cream. ‘Obviously?’ I said, spraying syrup.

The word emerged as a whinny.

‘Damnit,’ I sighed. Another whinny.

‘It has to be Ves,’ said Jay. ‘You sent her off with Addie, and Addie’s here. How likely is it that there are two pancake-obsessed unicorns living on the Society’s doorstep?’

‘Obsessed?’ I objected. ‘I’m not obsessed. I can stop anytime I want.’ I punctuated this statement with an emphatic gulp of sweet, delicious food, and then took a determined step back, shaking my head.

This was real heroism, I thought, mournfully eyeing the plate. Forget precision-strike raids on ancient magickal towers, and wresting vital magickal history out of the proverbial grave. Refraining from eating the last mouthfuls of pancakes and ice cream? That was the stuff of legend.

‘Fine, I take it back,’ said Jay, grinning. ‘You aren’t in the least bit obsessed with pancakes.’

I nodded my satisfaction, made a lunge for the plate, and swallowed the last morsels in two bites.

‘Right, so,’ said Jay, patting my neck. ‘We’ve found Ves. Now what?’

Alban set the plate down in the grass, and I devoted myself to licking it clean of every last drop of syrup. ‘Milady said to bring her in, no?’

‘I have no idea how we’re going to get her up all those stairs.’

‘Maybe House can help with that.’

‘Might do,’ Jay agreed. Then he added, ‘Come to think of it, I have no idea how we’re going to get her out of this glade.’

‘She does look comfortable,’ Alban agreed.

I beamed. I was comfortable. ‘I was born to be a unicorn,’ I informed them both.

‘Uh huh.’ Jay looked a little wide-eyed as he stared at me. ‘I possibly don’t want to know what you just said.’

I bumped Addie with my shoulder, rubbed my nose against her side, and waited. If I stood here and looked pretty, would someone show up with more pancakes? This approach had been working pretty well for Addie.

‘You want to come with us, Ves?’ said Jay. ‘Milady wants to see you.’

I twitched my tail, thinking it over. Or, I tried. Memories slipped away like the water-weeds I’d tried to eat from the lily pond. I knew these men; they were dear to me. But they belonged to another time, one that faded like a dream whenever I tried to fix my thoughts upon it.

Stray memories of chocolate-pots and endless stairs floated through my mind; of velvet-clad wingback chairs, and heavy piles of books; of a huge desk in a huge library, Val sitting behind it; of a long avenue of trees, sometimes upside-down, and Zareen with a poison-green streak in her hair.

‘I don’t know,’ I said, licking syrup from my lips. ‘It’s peaceful here.’

‘Come on,’ said Jay. ‘Please? The Society needs you.’

I snorted.

‘We need you,’ added Jay.

‘True,’ said Alban. ‘We do. Pup’s lost without you. Val told me she’d chop off your horn if you didn’t come home. And Zareen sent this.’ He held up his phone. Letters on the screen swam about a bit, and came into focus: Ves, get your sorry butt back Home or you’ll be SORRY.

My ear twitched. Nobody wanted to get in the Queen of the Dead’s bad books.

‘The thing is,’ I said, sidling about a bit. ‘I don’t seem to have any hands.’

Jay sighed. ‘I wish we knew what she was saying.’

‘Or feet,’ I continued. ‘Or arms. You can’t be much of an agent without a few things like that, and I’ve kind of lost mine.’

Jay and Alban blinked blankly at me.

‘Do you happen to know how to de-horn me?’ I said. ‘Not in the way Val said. Do you have any idea how to make me Ves-shaped and humanoid? Because damned if I do.’ I wasn’t altogether sure I wanted to be Ves-shaped and humanoid again; I had the vague but settled sense that I had been making a right royal mess of being Ves, lately. I’d been okay as a unicorn. I was good as a unicorn.

‘Why don’t you just come with us?’ said Jay. ‘And we’ll see what happens? Nod once for yes. Shake for no.’

I stamped a foot.

‘Is that yes?’ said Jay.

I gave a horsie sigh, nipped affectionately at Addie’s neck, and stomped off towards the Glade’s entrance.

‘Ooh, we’re going,’ said Jay, and ran after me.

I left the Glade with a dual escort, Jay’s hand resting on the left side of my neck, Alban’s hand upon my right. I felt fine. I felt great.

Only, once we were over the threshold, everything fell apart. The lovely, fizzy feeling of magick-down-to-my-bones faded away, and with it, my flowing, shampoo-advertisement mane. When I tossed my head, the satisfying thwoosh of my horn slicing through empty air abruptly disappeared. I put up a hand, and groped around atop my own head.

‘Damnit,’ I sighed. ‘Did it have to be that easy…?’

‘Welcome back, Ves,’ said Jay, and I waited in general expectation of being hugged by somebody.

It didn’t happen. My gentleman companions were, if anything, edging away from me.

‘Oh, come on. I don’t get a welcome-back-to-two-legged-kind squish?’

‘Clothes,’ Jay coughed.

I looked down.

There weren’t any.

‘It did feel a bit draughty out here,’ I said nonchalantly. ‘Anybody lend me a something?’

Jay looked helplessly at Alban. Here in the height of summer, nobody needed coats much, and neither of them was wearing one. A jaunty sun bathed us in such balmy warmth, I wouldn’t have minded proceeding without clothes, except that I was clearly making my gentlemen uncomfortable.

‘Alban,’ I said, beaming. ‘I could wear your shirt like a dress.’

I could, too. The hem would probably hit me somewhere around mid-thigh, which was enough to preserve modesty until I could pick up some of my own clothes.

My request had nothing whatsoever to do with a desire to see a certain dishy troll without his shirt. Honest.

‘All right,’ said Alban, and my heart leapt.

But instead of stripping off his white, long-sleeved shirt, he plucked at it with both hands, and made a peeling motion. Another shirt came away in his hands, identical to the first. He shook this second shirt out, and gave it to me.

‘Nice trick,’ I said, and put it on. It might not be Alban’s real shirt (I guess?), but it was still faintly warm from his skin. I rolled up the sleeves a bit more.

‘I don’t have a lot of magick,’ said Alban, with a wry smile. ‘And I can’t do anything useful with it. But sartorial quandaries I can certainly solve.’

‘My hero,’ said I, and Jay rolled his eyes.

‘Welcome back, Ves,’ said Milady a little later.

I’d been delivered up to her tower by my joint escort, and they had left me there for a no-doubt minute debriefing. I’d dived past my own room on the way up, and grabbed a summer dress out of my wardrobe, plus a pair of sandals. It wouldn’t do to present oneself before Milady in nothing but a borrowed man’s shirt. I’d also found my shoulder-bag lying upon my bed, with all my stuff in it. No Mauf, though.

‘How long was I gone?’ I asked.

‘About three weeks.’

‘That’s… longer than I thought.’

‘And how did you enjoy your sojourn among the unicorns?’

‘It’s like I was one of them.’

‘Indeed.’ The air sparkled with her mirth. ‘Do you feel… in health?’

‘You mean, am I still an out-of-control magickal fountain, causing chaos wherever I go? No. I think… I think I’m okay.’

And I was. I still fizzed oddly with magick from time to time, and I couldn’t absolutely swear that weird things wouldn’t happen around me once in a while. But I felt more… centred. Less like a storm in a teacup. More like the old Ves. Kind of.

My bond with Addie, formed through the unusual and unexpected expedient of adopting her shape, her lifestyle and her company for three long weeks, held strong even when I was back in my regular configuration. I felt it, close to my heart, an invisible link across which magick flowed like the cool waters of the lily stream.

‘The Glade is a safe repository for the excess,’ said Milady with approval. ‘It is fortunate that you were able to bond with Adeline.’

‘Fortunate,’ I agreed, thinking of all the “fortunate” things that tended to happen around Milady. I hovered on the brink of asking her about my clairvoyance theory, and… didn’t. Did I lack the courage?

Apparently.

‘The lyre has been delivered back to your mother,’ Milady continued. ‘Jay has submitted a full report of its effects upon you. This is under investigation.’

‘Great.’

‘You may also like to know that Miranda is back with the Society.’

‘Ah…?’

‘She has not yet been restored to her former privileges and position, but I have hopes that this may come to pass in time.’

I said nothing.

‘Do you disapprove, Ves?’

‘I don’t trust her,’ I said bluntly.

‘We will all need time to rebuild our trust.’

‘Hmph.’ I swallowed my disgruntlement, and set the matter aside. Milady, invariably, knew best. ‘What about Torvaston’s research?’

‘Ah! Yes! You are all to be congratulated for such an exciting discovery. Your book — Gallimaufry — is with the library at present; Valerie is consulting him regarding the various records and copies he was able to make during your mission. Jay’s pictures also. The Court, meanwhile, has been loud in its praise of you all. They are extremely pleased with the results you were able to produce.’

‘Cool,’ I said. ‘And?’

‘I don’t precisely understand the question.’

‘Are we building a new Heart of Hyndorin?’

‘The Court appears to favour the term magickal modulator.

‘Snappy. How nicely it alliterates.’

‘Quite. It is not yet known whether we will be able to recreate Torvaston’s work, but naturally we are prepared to try. Once the plans have been suitably processed, studied and stored, they will be delivered to Orlando. The Court will also be sending us one or two of their own inventors, to assist with the work.’

‘We do seem to be forging close links with the Court these days.’

‘Our goals happen to align.’

I fiddled with my own fingers, and shifted from foot to foot.

‘What is it, Ves?’ said Milady.

‘Can I come Home?’ I blurted. ‘Can we come home? It’s been wild working for the Court, but…’ I couldn’t put my homesickness into words, and I didn’t try. Milady must know how I felt.

‘I believe the project may now be declared out of your hands,’ said Milady. ‘There is no need for any repeat missions to the fifth Britain at this time.’

‘And if the Ministry takes exception to the pursuit of Torvaston’s project, we’re calling it Mandridore’s fault?’

‘It is entirely their fault,’ said Milady serenely.

‘Does that mean yes?’

‘Yes, Ves, I think it does.’

I fist-bumped the empty air.

‘Though,’ said Milady. ‘You will find that Zareen is not presently in residence.’

‘Is she all right?’

‘She is in poor health. I have sent her for treatment.’

Probably she had gone back to the School of Weird, or some related facility. My heart twisted with regret. Poor Zar had taken a serious beating; worse than the rest of us. Had it been worth it?

‘I believe she will make a full recovery,’ added Milady. ‘But it will be some time before she will rejoin us.’

‘Soooo,’ I said, smiling in sheer relief. ‘Everybody’s okay.’

‘More or less.’

‘And we’re all Home. Or will be.’

‘I hope that you will all remain so.’

‘What’s my next assignment, Boss?’

‘Take some rest.’

I blinked. ‘That’s not very fun.’

‘But it is necessary. You are almost as much in need of restful recovery as Zareen.’

‘No way. I’ve had three weeks in unicorn paradise. I’m fine.’

‘Rest,’ said Milady firmly. ‘After which, I will have an exciting new job for you.’

My ears pricked up at that. ‘Ohhh?’

‘I cannot share too many details at present, but—’

‘Come on,’ I pleaded. ‘Don’t leave me in suspense!’

‘Well. If Orlando, and his team, conclude that a new modulator may be successfully created from Torvaston’s plans, then of course the Court will put such a project into immediate development.’

‘Yes!’

‘And that means that materials will be required.’

‘Materials… oooh. You mean magickal Silver.’

‘What the Yllanfalen refer to as moonsilver. Yes.’

‘Or skysilver. I can never remember which. Is that what we’re calling it?’

‘I think “suitable materials” will suffice.’

‘I suppose it’s as good a code word as any.’

‘As you must be aware, this kind of suitable material is in short supply,’ said Milady firmly, towing us back on track.

‘Yes. It’s supposed to be mined out, even on the fifth.’

‘I believe we can conclude that there are no more accessible, naturally-occurring sources of this material remaining.’

‘Maybe on one of the other Britains?’

‘There is little reason to think so. And if there were, I cannot in the least imagine how we would find them. Can you?’

‘Well… no. There— did Jay tell you? There is a stash of it in Torvaston’s tower.’

‘Yes, but he is not of the opinion that it would be possible, or indeed desirable, to try to take it.’

He had a point. Luan would never give it up willingly, certainly not for such a purpose. The Earl strongly disapproved of the whole idea of recreating Torvaston’s invention. And to flat-out steal it… no. We, the Society, were better than that. We had to be.

‘I do have another idea,’ said Milady.

I perked up. ‘Is this one of your hunchy-things?’

‘My what?’

I coughed. ‘Er, nothing.’

There was a slight pause.

‘The fact is,’ Milady resumed. ‘I have consulted Val.’

‘Always a good move!’

‘She reports the existence of one or two ancient resources which suggest an interesting alternative. It may no longer be possible to pull natural Silver out of the ground, but if history is to be believed, one or two individuals have undertaken serious attempts to create it.’

‘Alchemy?’ I blurted.

‘Exactly.’

‘But— but— alchemy’s a dead art. Nobody’s bothered with transmutation in years.’

‘No one has publically attempted alchemical transmutation in years,’ Milady corrected.

‘You know I’m a sucker for a nice, dark secret.’

‘Indeed. Let me worry about who is going to perform this transmutation. Your job is to discover the means.’

‘I’m on the hunt for a long-lost recipe?’

‘Yes. I want you and Val to find out if these documents are authentic, and their accounts reliable. If they are, then your next task is to unearth further resources.’

My heart performed a weird flutter of excitement. Library mission! Yes!

‘So,’ I said. ‘When you say “rest”…’

‘If some part of this period of recovery involves your spending time in the library, I shall be quite satisfied.’

‘Attended, perhaps, by a duvet and a pot of chocolate?’ I said hopefully.

‘I believe that will be acceptable.’

I whipped out my phone, now blessedly functional again. Val, I typed. Weeks-long library slumber party. You and me. Starting now.

‘I’ll get right on that,’ I told Milady.

The air sparkled again. ‘I thought you might.’

My phone buzzed. Message from Val. It said: Get down here, slowpoke.

I kicked up my heels, and got going.

Milady spoke once more as I wrenched open the tower door. ‘Ves?’ she called. ‘There’s chocolate in the pot.’

The Heart of Hyndorin: 19

Let it be noted: there are drawbacks to radiating magick like some kind of arcane halogen heater.

It might sound like a good deal, and it certainly has its upsides (see: Zareen’s casual exorcism of a ten-strong haunting team, with a flick of her cadaverous fingers).

The downsides, though? For one, it should not be possible for other people to soak up magick like a sponge, just by touching me. It meant I wasn’t so much a magickal battery as a broken tap, spewing precious magickal resources every which way with no semblance of control. And if I wasn’t in possession of enough hangers-on to take some of the magickal overload, I’d probably burst.

That was really going to play hell with my social life.

For another thing, magick is super fun and all (see: never-ending chocolate pots, and rainbow hair), but it’s also scary as hell and dangerous beyond all reason. Give a furious and exhausted woman access to a convenient magickal reservoir, let her be possessed of terrifying necromantic powers, and top it all off by putting her in immediate danger, and… the results are not pretty.

Here’s what happened to Fenella Beaumont.

‘Shit,’ said Zareen, as Fenella rampaged in our direction, wearing the expression of a woman intent on nothing but our total destruction.

It was hard to blame her, even. We did have a regrettable way of wrecking her stuff.

‘Do you have any idea what you have just done?’ she screamed, mostly at Zareen, but her rage certainly included me. ‘Ten waymaster spirits! There probably aren’t another ten left in Britain! All that work — what we’ve expended — the rarity — my castle! Ruined!’

I listened, faintly intrigued. I’d never heard anyone literally splutter with fury before.

It occurred to me that I ought to be more worried, but I felt spacy and detached, like I existed on a different magickal plane to everyone else. Perhaps I did.

Zareen, though, was in no way detached. She squared up to Fenella, our own personal Queen of the Dead versus the woman who enslaved spirits, hauled entire castles from world to world, and had built a magickal organisation to rival every other known to man.

They ought to have been evenly matched.

They would have been, if it wasn’t for me.

‘Stop there,’ said Zareen, icy-cold, and her voice boomed and echoed, as though she spoke from the middle of a thunderstorm. Or as though she was the thunderstorm.

‘Or what?’ spat Fenella. ‘You’ve already done your worst.’ She whipped out a rose-quartz Wand, and power built around her in waves. Pressure built. Two elemental forces faced off against one another.

‘Ves,’ hissed Jay, and hands pulled at me. ‘You need to get out of here.’

I understood where he was coming from. Any bystanders to this particular fight were likely to end up smashed to smithereens, and I was already in a vulnerable state.

But, leaving Zar to face Fenella’s wrath alone was not an option. I shook my head, resisting his — and Alban’s — attempts to peel me away.

‘My worst?’ said Zareen, and smiled. ‘Not quite.’

I braced myself for an explosion of some kind, but… nothing happened.

Instead, I felt a faint woosh. A small ocean of magick poured out of me; Zareen took it, and with a tilt of her head and a blink of her coal-black eyes, she directed it with devastating force.

Fenella keeled over backwards, and lay inert as a stone.

For about five long seconds, no one spoke.

‘You’ve killed her,’ said Jay, and ran to kneel beside Fenella. He peered into her eyes, shook her, and finally checked her pulse. ‘She’s dead.’

‘She is not dead,’ said Zareen, and the thunder had yet to fade from her voice.

‘Stone dead,’ Jay said. ‘See for yourself.’

I, drained, slithered to the ground in an inelegant heap. As I released Zareen, the cadaver began to fade from her appearance. Her skin regained a little of its normal colour; flesh returned to her bones, and some of the black drained out of her eyes. She began to shake, but when she spoke again, her words emerged like steel bullets. ‘All right, she’s temporarily dead.’

‘Temporarily?’ I said, faintly. ‘What did you do to her?’

‘Soul-ripped her.’ Zareen spoke with awful casualness, and shrugged.

‘Which is what—’ I began.

Em said, ‘Her spirit is separated from her body.’ She gestured with one large hand, in a direction slightly removed from Fenella’s prone body. ‘She is, in ordinary parlance, a ghost.’

‘Zar.’ I sat up, my head spinning. ‘You can’t do that to people.’

Zareen gave a faint, huffy sigh. ‘I didn’t quite mean to. It isn’t something I can do, ordinarily.’

And so I learned that it was my fault. ‘Oh,’ I said, sagging. ‘Sorry.’

‘It isn’t something anybody can do,’ Zareen added, and now she sounded wondering and intrigued. She approached Fenella’s body, and eyed the dead woman with interest. ‘I’ll have to write an essay on it.’

‘It is in contravention of at least six magickal laws,’ Emellana pointed out.

‘Right,’ said Zar. ‘Maybe not the essay.’

‘In the meantime,’ said Jay, with emphasis. ‘What do we do about it?’

‘Do?’ Zareen echoed, blinking.

‘We can’t just leave her like this.’

Zareen shrugged. ‘It takes a lot to keep soul and body separate, if the body hasn’t actually died. She will soon find her way back. Or George will do it for her.’

‘Are you sure the body hasn’t died?’

‘I didn’t do anything to it, so I don’t see how it would’ve.’ Zareen began to sound annoyed.

And exhausted.

Me, I was losing all the good-in-a-bad-way feelings I’d had, and was coming to feel just plain bad. Like I needed to run up a mountain without stopping, and at the same time sleep for about twelve years. ‘Um,’ I said.

Nobody heard me. An argument flared up between Jay and Zareen, he (not unjustifiably) condemning her for her lack of concern over Fenella’s death, she hotly defending her conduct. Emellana, apparently appointing herself as mediator, oversaw the debate; I heard her calm voice chime in from time to time.

It was Alban who picked me up off the floor, where I’d been reclining in a most undignified posture, and steadied me on my feet. ‘Are you all right?’ he said.

‘No,’ I whispered, though his touch soothed a little. ‘I think… I think I’m going to need Addie.’

‘Right.’

‘And quickly.’

Here’s a little secret.

When I first met Adeline, quite a few years ago, she’d been hanging out in a proper Unicorn Glade situated surprisingly close to Home.

When I say “unicorn glade”, I mean that the place was hidden deep inside a tucked-away magickal Dell; it had the full complement of enchanted waters (smelling of nectar), jewel-green grasses, endless sunshine, and singing bees; and its unicorn residents numbered at least five, one of which had been Addie.

No one at Home had ever mentioned there being a Unicorn Glade on the doorstep. Even Milady had never made reference to it, despite knowing all about my friendship with Addie. To this day, I don’t know whether that’s because it is considered to be a deep, dark secret, or whether no one else actually knows about it.

Anyway, I haven’t been back since that one day I went there with the bag of chips, and came out with a new friend. I tried once, but I could not find it again.

Alban got me out of Ashdown Castle. I don’t really know how; I wasn’t entirely with it, anymore. There was rapid motion as I was swept out into the darkening evening beyond the castle’s gates, half-carried by my long-suffering friend, for I was too fascinated by the effects of my overabundant magick to remember quite how to keep putting one foot in front of the other. Every time I took a step, something happened. Flowers bloomed beneath my feet, grew toothy mouths, and tried to bite my ankles. Sparks flew up from the ground, and did their best to set fire to our clothes. I almost drowned in chocolate, when the grass under my feet abruptly turned molten and cocoa-scented, and I had to be hauled out — only to emerge with no trace of chocolate on my shoes.

It went on in this style, proving that while the effects of my peculiar state might be unpredictable and inconsistent, they were certainly going to be persistent. And inconvenient. I definitely heard Alban swearing, at one point.

‘Ves,’ he said, after a little while, and we stopped. We’d gone far enough away from Ashdown as to be out of sight. ‘The pipes? Time to summon Addie.’

‘Right.’ I dug around in my blouse, fumbling everything with trembling fingers.

Politely, Alban looked away.

‘Ha.’ I found the pipes, and held them triumphantly aloft. A stray beam of dying sunlight caught them, and they lit up like… well, like a magickal artefact of indescribable power.

‘Good,’ said Alban, and waited. When I remained where I was, gazing in frozen wonder upon the beauty of my syrinx pipes, he cleared his throat and said: ‘Go on. Play them. Play Addie’s song.’

I did that. The song got a bit more complicated than usual, as though the pipes were more or less playing themselves. ‘Wow,’ I said, when I/we had finished. ‘I’ve never been that good!’

Alban grinned. ‘You’re a mythical creature of limitless power. You’ll have to get used to that.’

‘That isn’t the idea, though, is it?’ I said, watching in fascination as the pipes morphed in my hand. ‘I’m to be drained of magic, like a wet dish cloth.’ The pipes became a conch shell in mother-of-pearl; a magickal Silver thimble; a miniature kingfisher, clad in gold; a rose the size of my fist, made of pure ruby.

In came Addie with a swoosh of her pearly-white wings, and a quadruple thud as her silvery hooves hit the turf. She dashed over to me and shoved me with her nose.

‘I’m fine,’ I lied, and all but fell on her.

She shoved me again, rudely. This wasn’t concern. This was anger.

‘Fine, I’m sorry,’ I babbled. ‘I know I took you far away from home, and got you captured by nefarious evil-doers, and then kind of ignored you for a while afterwards—’

She stepped on my foot. I paused to emit a faint shriek.

‘—but it isn’t that I don’t love you,’ I gasped, my eyes watering. ‘And I don’t even have any fried potato products with me to prove it, but I swear I will make up for that, Addie.’

Carefully, Alban extended a hand and patted Addie’s silky mane. Under his touch, she calmed maybe just a fraction.

‘I need help,’ I told her. ‘Look.’ I held out my left hand to show her. I still had a hand, which was nice, only the skin and muscle and bone was gone. I had a jewelled claw of a hand instead, and if I wasn’t crazy to even imagine it (always a possibility) I might have said it was wrought out of magickal Silver. My fingernails had a most attractive Silvery sheen.

‘This kind of crap is not going to stop,’ I said to Addie. ‘I also may have helped rip a woman into two separate pieces not long ago — physical and corporeal — and though Zar swears she’ll be fine I’m not sure, Addie. I’ve become a danger, old girl, and I don’t like it.’ A tear ran down my cheek, turning to something solid on its way down, and fell into the grass in a brief flash of bright gold.

‘No one’s going to blame you, Ves,’ said Alban, reaching for me.

I’m blaming me,’ I retorted. ‘I may not be at fault for my present condition — it’s not like I asked for it — but I am responsible for the outcome.’

‘Okay, but still—’ said Alban.

‘And what kind of a life can I have in this state? I can’t even hug a person without turning them into a sodding hippogriff.’

Alban, unable to produce a rational response, merely raised his brows.

‘It’s happened,’ I assured him. ‘Well, kind of. At the tower Jay was growing feathers and all that, so I hugged him out of it. But we’re all backwards out here, and it isn’t that Jay isn’t magickal enough for the environment, it’s that I am far too much so, so probably the effects will be the other way around too, right?’

‘Ves,’ said Alban, gently. ‘You’re stalling.’ He looked at me with such heart-melting compassion, I could’ve cried.

Forget that. I did cry, especially when he pushed me gently in Addie’s direction. ‘She’s waiting for you,’ he said, and he was right: she’d stopped tossing her head and snorting and stood patiently waiting for me to stop procrastinating and get my act together.

‘I’m afraid,’ I said, twining my fingers through Addie’s mane.

‘It will be all right,’ said Alban.

Then I was up on Addie’s back, and with powerful beats of her wide, beautiful wings, she bore us both up into the skies.

I stared down at Alban’s big, big frame as he dwindled to dwarfish proportions beneath us, and then vanished altogether. He was waving.

‘Take me somewhere safe, Addie,’ I pleaded, and buried my face in her mane.

She took me to her Glade. We came down softly in a carpet of thick moss, cool beneath my feet in the gathering twilight. I smelled nectar and fresh grass, and heard the soothing ripple of running water somewhere near.

I calmed at once, for the magick of Addie’s Glade had a depth to it; an ancient potency which somehow soothed the runaway chaos inside me. I stamped once, flicking an ear, as the night-time sounds of the peaceful Dell seemed to jump into sharper focus.

A dulcet breeze swept back my mane, and starlight glittered off the tip of my horn.

‘Addie!’ I called, for she was trotting away from me. The sound emerged as a penetrating whicker. ‘Wait for me!’

She looked back over her shoulder, one ear pointed straight up, and whickered back. Hurry up, then.

I hurried.

The Heart of Hyndorin: 18

‘And where, exactly, are we going?’ Jay said coldly.

‘I think we are all feeling a little homesick, are we not?’ said Fenella pleasantly.

‘No!’ I blurted, and backed away — as if that would help. ‘I can’t go home yet!’

Fenella looked oddly at me.

‘So the plan is to kidnap the lot of us?’ said Jay disgustedly. ‘We work for you, whether we will or no?’

‘That remains to be seen,’ said Fenella. Her hostess smile had gone; her tone was now all business. ‘The fact is, I can’t have you trailing back to Mandridore with the copies of that research you have no doubt made. Or perhaps with an intact artefact you’d like me to imagine no longer exists. Ancestria Magicka will bring back British magick, and no one else.’

So that was it. Pure, naked ambition. I wasn’t surprised, but I was… out-manoeuvred. My mind blanked, and I couldn’t think. What could we do? Run for it? I made a break for the door, but Jay was there before me.

‘Locked,’ he said. ‘Give me a moment.’

Okay, he was going to punch one of his void-space holes in it. Fine, but then what? We might be able to subdue Fenella, but that would do us little good. We were in her territory. We wouldn’t get two steps beyond the door without running into more of her agents; overpowering them would slow us down. And George could be anywhere in the castle. We would never be able to find him in time to prevent him from dragging the building home.

‘Quickly,’ I said to Jay. Alban was at my elbow, and I caught a glimpse of Emellana’s purple shirt out of the corner of my eye. If we could make it to the main doors in time—

The floor began to shake. I grabbed hold of Alban to steady myself, as my heart sank and terror turned my knees to water. This was it. The castle was moments away from a potentially fatal removal to the sixth Britain — fatal for me, because all the magick in me would go off like a firework and I’d burst like a rotten melon.

Ves,’ said a calm, but firm voice in my ear. Emellana. ‘Help Zareen.’ Her capable hands grasped my arms; she turned me to face Zar, and gave me a gentle shove.

Help Zareen with what? My brain gibbered helplessly, and I gulped down panic. Curse it. You’d think I could face my imminent demise with a bit more grace.

Hands steadied me again, and this time they were Alban’s. ‘Calm, Ves,’ he said softly. ‘Em is right. Zareen can’t block George on her own, but with your help, perhaps she can.’

My help? I was no necromancer.

No, but I was presently functioning as a magickal power source all on my own. I was a human griffin. A magickal battery. I grabbed hold of Zareen, and tried to focus on emptying my unwanted magickal overflow into her. ‘I have no idea what I’m doing,’ I gasped.

Alban chuckled. ‘And you’ll pull it off anyway. You always do.’

But I wouldn’t. Not this time. Because we were too late.

Even as I struggled to pump Zar full of all the power she’d need to wrest the castle away from George, the shaking of the floor intensified, and the walls began the slow, deep rumble of agitated brickwork. Someone screamed, a tearing noise that turned my insides to goo.

Zareen. She shrieked again, and began to babble, and I realised it wasn’t her screaming; she was a conduit for the dead waymasters locked into the walls. She spoke — and keened — with their voices, all ten of them at once. Her face was a mask of agony. As I watched in horror, blood began to pour from the corners of her eyes.

‘Shit,’ I said. Never mind my imminent demise. Zareen was breaking into pieces before my stupid, helpless eyes.

I didn’t have time to think. I just grabbed hold of her in a clumsy bearhug, my hands circling her wrists, and tried to make one entity of the two of us. We were not Zareen and Vesper, necromancer and magickal energiser bunny. We were Veseen, or Zaresper, one uber powerful necromancer. George was nothing to us.

The shuddering intensified. With a deep, unhappy groan, the tormented stones of Ashdown Castle tore themselves free of the Hyndorin Enclave. We vanished out of the fifth Britain in the blink of an eye.

And arrived in the familiar, deteriorated sixth. Our own, dear, magickal backwater.

I might’ve preferred to be hit with a sledgehammer.

The way I’d felt in the Other Scarborough — strained, tense, hyperactive, buzzing with prickly, stinging energy — was nothing to this. I was eight hundred Vespers crammed into one skin. I was a lit firework, my fuse burning down, explosion imminent. My overwrought brain reeled, my skin burned, my eyes leaked enough tears to fill a small lake.

I could’ve made a small lake, with a flick of my shimmering fingers.

And that was the part I really did not like. The fact that I did. Burn though I might in the fires of my own magickal potential, hurt though it did, I didn’t want to let it go. I felt as I had in Farringale, when we’d wallowed in our first magickal surge. Only better, because now I was in control. I was the surge. I could do anything I wanted — at least until I shattered into a thousand pieces.

I’d have welcomed that disintegration rather than voluntarily relinquish all that power.

Vesper, I said in the silence of my fevered mind. We are in big trouble.

I passed out, I suppose. When I was able to wrest my awareness away from the bubbling well of magick taking over my soul, I found myself still in Fenella Beaumont’s crummy drawing-room, though I was now receiving a rather different view of it. Too much ceiling.

I lay cradled in Alban’s arms, which was humiliating and delicious at the same time. I smiled dreamily up at his dear face, bent over me with so much concern.

‘High as a kite,’ said Jay from somewhere nearby. ‘Don’t let go of her, Alban.’

‘Never,’ he solemnly agreed.

I watched in fascination as Alban’s appearance changed before my eyes. His hair, skin and eyes washed through several colours, and he began, gradually, to grow. Then he shrank. Then he grew.

‘You’re an inconsistent size,’ I informed him. ‘Sorry.’

He grinned. ‘Actually, it’s you that’s changing.’

‘Oh.’ I thought, as best I could past the fog in my head. What had happened when I’d hugged Jay, back at the tower? He had absorbed some of my magickal overflow, which had been a good thing at the time.

Alban was now doing the same, and it wasn’t such a good thing this time. But he was bearing it.

Someone had hold of my wrist, too. I’d thought it was Alban, but when I checked I saw Jay’s slim brown fingers wrapped around my hand.

Miranda sat at my feet. She had a grip on my ankle, and she didn’t look too pleased about it. But between the three of them, they were siphoning enough off me to keep me in one piece.

‘Thanks,’ I said.

‘Anytime,’ said Jay.

I watched for a second as waves of magick pulsed through all three of them, doing some decidedly weird things. I’d really have to get a better grip on all that. I didn’t suppose Jay much appreciated growing feathers, though the silvery eye thing was pretty cool.

I looked around.

Em had done something to Fenella. I couldn’t tell what, but I did not imagine Ms. Beaumont had taken a seat in Emellana’s enormous armchair by choice. She sat with rigidly upright posture, her face fixed in her hostess smile, her hands gripping the chair’s tapestried arms. She did not move a muscle.

I caught Em’s eye. Somewhere at the back of my mind, beneath the chaos, a feeling of foreboding stirred. Whatever Em had done, it looked eerily like a total subjection of Fenella Beaumont’s will. The kind of binding the enchanters of Vale had used upon their unicorns and griffins. The same thing, I suspected, that Fenella had done to both Em and Alban, though with less effect.

Utterly illegal in our Britain, of course.

Emellana met my gaze calmly. Had she winked? Was that my imagination? ‘Ves,’ she said. ‘Help Zareen.’

Again with the helping Zareen? Hadn’t I done that enough? I’d already ascertained that Zar was still alive and breathing, which was about as much as I’d hoped for by then. She sat slumped against the wall, white as a sheet, but the blood had ceased to spill from her eyes.

Those eyes, though, were still coal-black, and she was breathing too quickly. ‘Yes,’ she said, hearing her name, and her gaze settled on me. ‘Help me, Ves.’

She spoke far too calmly, under the circumstances, and those eyes gave me the shivers. Nonetheless, I sat up. ‘What are we doing?’

‘Mass exorcism.’

‘Oh.’

She came slowly to her feet, and steadied herself against the wall. ‘George was supposed to help me, but since he’s otherwise occupied…’

I tried to get a look out of a window. ‘Where are we?’

‘Back in the castle grounds. And here it shall stay.’

‘Make some haste,’ said Emellana. ‘She is a strong woman. I cannot hold her indefinitely.’

I wanted to just bomb out of there and go Home, but Zareen was right. We had some housekeeping to do.

I held out my hand to Zareen. ‘The rest of you had better let go,’ I suggested. ‘For a bit. Zar gets the lot.’

Alban set me on my feet, and released me, to my distant regret. I focused my attention on Zar, who, with my infusion of raw magick, was rapidly turning scary-as-hell. Again.

And I’m really not kidding. It wasn’t just the eyes. She’d been way too pale before, but now she turned stark white in an instant, and sort of ethereal, like she was half-ghost herself. She radiated an icy frigidity, cold as the grave, and my fingers froze in her grip. Magick swirled around us both, ice-cold, smelling of fresh earth and decay.

The bones stood out in Zareen’s face. She was half cadaver, a creature of nightmares.

I hung grimly on, and shut my eyes to block out the sight.

But instead of the soothing blackness I’d expected, I received a different vision. I saw — or sensed — the outlines of the castle, magick glimmering in every brick. Shadowed motes blossomed all over the beleaguered place, grave-cold, trailing miasmas of despair. Were these the dead waymasters? I saw why Zareen had been so enraged. Every scrap of light or warmth had been wrested from them; they cowered, shattered and exhausted.

They deserved peace.

But peace was not quite what Zareen delivered. I felt her beside me, radiating icy fury. She was stronger than ever before; we were strong. We were one again, for an instant, and she was a queen of the dead as she stretched out her will and took hold of every one of those dark presences.

Then, with the negligent twist of a gardener uprooting a weed, she ripped them free of their earthly bindings and sent them sailing into the void.

With something like a gusty exhalation, Ashdown Castle settled around us, brick by brick, its animating forces dispatched.

‘No,’ gasped Fenella, twitching. ‘My castle.’ She was moving, slowly but surely, and though Em fought to hold her, she’d lost her grip. Fenella Beaumont, powerful as she was arrogant, wrested herself free of Emellana’s magick and surged to her feet. Ignoring Em, her face twisted with fury, she made straight for Zareen — and me.

The Heart of Hyndorin: 17

The last time I’d seen Fenella Beaumont, she had been wearing a flashy designer evening-gown and too many diamonds. She’d hosted a massive party for a large group of magickal invitees — including us — in this very castle, specifically for the purpose of breaking the news about the fifth Britain. Jay and Zareen and the Baron and I had wrecked her little coup, which hadn’t exactly made us popular with her.

Her smiling friendliness unnerved me. So angry had she been about our interference, she’d taken an axe to poor Millie’s doors and windows. Now she welcomed us to her ancestral castle with impeccable manners and a smooth smile — the same castle Zareen had lately endeavoured to wrest from her entirely, with the help of George Mercer, supposedly one of her own employees. Was her friendliness purely because we had the answer to all her wildest magickal dreams in our possession? Fenella’s stated ambition was to revive magick in our own Britain, no doubt for nefarious purposes of her own. Torvaston’s invention would be as exciting to her as it was to us.

Still, I would have expected at least a genteel insult or two, delivered through that smiling mouth. Her elegant self-possession was out of character for a woman capable of hacking through solid oak doors in a fit of temper, and her air of gracious welcome was over the top.

And her captives now included all the people responsible for the collapse of her carefully-nurtured plans.

‘I do believe we’re in for a double crossing,’ I murmured to Jay and Zareen, as we followed Fenella through Ashdown Castle’s great hall.

Jay agreed. ‘I don’t think it’s going to be as simple as hand over the scroll and high-tail it out of here.’

Zareen’s only response was a black look of pure hatred. I wondered briefly what had passed between them during the days they’d been stranded in some other Britain together, and decided not to enquire.

‘You okay, Zar?’ I said.

‘No,’ she said shortly.

Fair enough.

Mission Objective: Retrieve Alban, Emellana and Miranda from Fenella Beaumont’s clutches, preferably without handing over any part whatsoever of Torvaston’s ancient research, then fly like bats out of hell. Before any of us went stark raving bonkers (again), or did anything we might regret; and without falling prey to any of Ms. Beaumont’s inevitable schemes for our downfall.

Easy.

The long drawing-room turned out to be a vision in sage-coloured silk and brocade, and in surprisingly good shape considering the tumbling-down state of the castle. It had the pristine, polished look of recent refurbishment, though since the room’s historic character had been meticulously preserved, it had to have been expensive. Very expensive.

Was the entire castle scheduled for a similar upgrade? The money it would take to restore Ashdown to its original condition would run into breath-taking sums, and I wondered, once again, where Ancestria Magicka’s cash came from. The Beaumont family had sold the castle to the corporation, which Fenella claimed to have founded. But that sale had been made because the family was virtually destitute. Either Fenella had somehow made eye-watering sums of money while she’d been somewhere off the radar (and if so I seriously wanted to know how); or they had an incredibly wealthy backer somewhere. We still didn’t know who that might be.

‘Nice paint job,’ I said lightly as we walked in. ‘Must’ve cost a bit.’ I scanned the room as I spoke. Alban stood near the fireplace, leaning one arm against the mantelpiece. He looked up at the sound of my voice, and smiled, but there was tension in every line of his body, and the smile was strained and forced. Emellana sat in a huge armchair a few feet away, ostensibly her usual serene self, though with a watchfulness about her that I hadn’t before seen. She looked at me without smiling, and I could not read what might be going on in her mind. Both of them looked oddly docile, considering their predicament. Either they were under some kind of enchantment courtesy of Fenella, or they were planning something, and waiting for the right moment to strike. Which was probably our arrival.

Things could get interesting, pretty soon.

Miranda stood by the window, looking thunderous. She glanced at me, and looked away, but not before I’d got a glimpse of the terror that lay behind her rage. Hardly surprising either. She’d lately betrayed the Society in favour of Ancestria Magicka, then betrayed Ancestria Magicka in order to help the Society, and now she was surrounded by representatives of both. Not an enviable position to be in.

Her own fault. I hardened my heart, at least for the present, and set that matter aside. We would get her out. What she did after that would be up to her.

‘It cost quite a bit,’ said Fenella drily, and waved a hand, indicating the glittering contents of her drawing-room as though she was personally responsible for the lot. ‘Like what you see?’

Actually, I did. The room was a vision of possibility. All the castles and great houses of Britain could look like this, if only there was money enough. But there never was. Most of them mouldered away under minimal maintenance, and too many fell into ruin. ‘It’s magnificent,’ I said, with total honesty.

She smirked. ‘What if I told you it wasn’t money that did this? Or, not only money.’

‘Then what was it?’

‘Magick.’ She stood between me and her hostages, watching me like some kind of widow spider. She was more casually dressed than she’d been the last time we had met, in a blouse and trousers, her silvery hair caught up in a simple knot. But she still reeked of money, and she had the predatory air to match.

‘So it’s illusion?’ I said, disappointed. Fakery was of little practical use.

‘No. Everything that you see here is real.’

‘I’m confused. You used magick to reupholster some chairs…? I suppose, if you’ve got the manpower—’

‘You aren’t thinking, Ves.’ Fenella cut me off.

‘Don’t call me Ves,’ I snapped.

‘Ves,’ said Alban. ‘They’ve used magick to regenerate everything in this room.’

Regenerate?’

He met my eyes, and nodded. He didn’t have to say anything else. My mind was already reeling.

See, regenerating damaged or decayed objects — or creatures — is one of the many arts we’ve just about lost. If it ever existed within the realms of possibility at all, and there are multiple schools of thought on that topic. It’s why the Society employs ordinary doctors, like Rob, despite having some of the most powerful magickal practitioners alive on its payroll. It’s why the team Miranda used to head up included a couple of veterinarians, and why we have conservators and restorers on the staff. Regenerating anything that’s broken or injured would require such huge expenditures of magick, it hardly bears thinking about. I mean, can you imagine what it would take, to turn back the clock like that?

There simply isn’t magick enough left in the world.

‘That has to be a lie,’ I said.

‘Why?’ said Fenella. ‘Possibilities abound beyond the borders of our own Britain. You have seen that for yourself.’

That silenced me. I hadn’t previously had any clear idea as to what Fenella and Co might want to do with Torvaston’s magick-regulating project, but I’m fairly sure the word “nefarious” passed through my thoughts.

This wasn’t nefarious. This was brilliant.

And exactly the right thing to wave in front of me, curse her.

‘Well, great,’ I said briskly. ‘Good for you. Anyway, about our colleagues?’

‘Perhaps they would like to remain here,’ said Fenella, in her silkiest voice. ‘Perhaps you might, too.’

‘No,’ said Jay briefly.

I rolled my eyes. ‘Another subversion attempt? No, thank you. We are never going to be interested.’

‘Oh?’ said Fenella politely. ‘At least one of your number has not been quite so impervious, has she?’ She looked at Miranda, whose face darkened even further. ‘And your own loyalties have proved to be more… flexible, than might have been expected.’

Damnit. Here was the backlash from Milady’s clever, Ministry-dodging schemes. As far as Fenella knew, we had abandoned the Society some weeks ago: ostensibly in favour of founding our own rival organisation, though now we were here under the Troll Court’s aegis. If we appeared unreliable, it was kind of our own fault.

‘We are not interested,’ I said firmly. ‘We want to make the exchange and then leave. Please.’

Sadly, Fenella shook her head. ‘How heart-breaking it is, to watch so remarkable a group waste your talents on such backward-thinking organisations. Bring Torvaston’s work to us. Give us exclusive control over it. We will do all the beautiful, magnificent, world-changing things the Court would never countenance. And you can be a big part of that, Ves.’

Don’t call me Ves.’

She gave a tiny sigh, and looked at Jay, and then Zareen. Both of them shook their heads.

I felt a moment’s unease. Clearly she had been having this conversation with Alban, Em and Miranda before we had arrived. They had refused — surely?

Of course they had. Emellana was as steady as a rock, and she’d been loyal to Mandridore all her long life through. And Alban’s devotion to his adoptive parents could not be questioned, considering everything he had taken on — and given up — for them.

I wasn’t sure about Miranda, and she would not meet my eye.

‘You’re getting Torvaston’s research anyway,’ I said to Fenella. ‘Just as soon as you release our friends. And then we will be leaving.’

‘I would prefer to have… everything.’

‘That is not going to happen.’

‘A pity,’ said Fenella, her smile still in place. She held out her hand. ‘I will take whatever it is you retrieved from that tower, then.’

‘The artefact no longer exists,’ I told her. ‘Torvaston destroyed it. But we have his plans.’ I withdrew the delicate scroll from my bag, and offered it to her. ‘Release our companions, and you may take it.’ And please don’t look at it now.

She made no move to do so. ‘Lovely,’ she said, regarding me with narrowed eyes. ‘But what a pity that the artefact no longer exists.’

‘Isn’t it?’ I agreed. If she imagined we were hiding the thing from her, well, that was a species of red herring. Perhaps it would keep her too busy to think of inspecting the scroll.

‘Well!’ said Fenella, turning to smile brightly at Alban, Emellana and Miranda. ‘It appears we are finished here.’ She inclined her head to them, apparently in respect, and something changed. Emellana sat up, blinking, and Alban straightened.

Miranda bolted, straight for the door. Alban and Em followed. Once all my friends were safely on my side of the room, with an open door behind us, I tossed the scroll to Fenella, who caught it with a flourish.

‘Perfect,’ she said, and waved the scroll in dismissal. ‘Delightful of you to visit. We must do this again sometime.’

Did that mean we were free to go? All of us? Without interference? I hesitated, alarms blaring in my mind. This was far too easy.

‘Ves,’ said Zareen. ‘She’s up to something. The ghosts— they’re—’ She broke off, crossed quickly to the nearest wall, and laid a palm against the silk wallpaper, her eyes closing.

The drawing-room door abruptly slammed shut behind us, with a resounding boom, and I heard the tumblers rattle as the lock turned.

Crap.

‘They’re what?’ I said. ‘Zar?’

George,’ she hissed, and her eyes flew open again, to settle accusingly on Fenella. ‘You made him do this.’

Fenella smiled. ‘George has remembered which side his bread is buttered. Shall we say that?’

Zar,’ I said. ‘What’s going on?’

‘They’re agitated. George is waking them up, making them—’ She paused for breath. ‘They’re preparing to move the castle.’

Uh oh. ‘Can they do that so soon?’

‘George is forcing them.’ These words emerged as a growl. ‘You can’t do this,’ she said, fixing Fenella with a wrathful stare. ‘This is why none of us wants to work with you. You use people for your own ends, and you use them until they break. You’ve broken George, and you’ll destroy these waymasters.’

‘They are dead,’ said Fenella.

‘They’re still people.’ Zareen’s eyes went ink-black from lid to lid, and she snarled something I couldn’t decipher. She was fighting back, trying to block George’s efforts to whip up the waymasters Fenella had enslaved.

She didn’t have the strength for that. Not now. She’d break, too, and I wasn’t at all sure if she would mend.

But I didn’t know how to stop her, or George either.

The Heart of Hyndorin: 16

‘By the looks of it, Ashdown Castle is lying in wait,’ said Jay.

‘For us,’ I groaned. ‘This is what Alban meant, when he said Ancestria Magicka had some kind of a spy at Court. They knew we were headed out here.’

‘And they hoped we would be coming out with something priceless.’

‘Which we are.’

‘We can’t let them get hold of those plans,’ said Jay.

‘But that’s why they’re here. And they’ve got Alban and Emellana and Mir. They must do. And they’re waiting for us to walk right into the trap, which we are presently in the process of doing.’

‘Hostage situation?’ said Jay.

‘Right. They’ll try to trade our friends for our loot. And ordinarily I wouldn’t hesitate to go for a trade like that, but this is no ordinary loot.’ I backed up until Ashdown Castle disappeared from sight, then dumped my bag on the floor and crouched over it, rummaging through the contents. ‘Mauf, speak,’ I said, locating my precious book at the bottom. ‘Tell me you’ve got a grip on that scroll.’

‘I have done my best, madam.’

That would have to be enough. ‘The fate of the world rests in your hands,’ I informed Mauf as I drew out the scroll.

‘Regrettably, I have no hands,’ Mauf pointed out.

‘Your capable pages, then,’ I said, but absently, for I was busy eyeballing the scroll. ‘Or, maybe not entirely. Jay, got your phone handy?’ I’d let mine fall into the depths of my jumbled bag of paraphernalia, and it could take way too long to find it.

Jay however whipped his out in seconds, and was already snapping pics the moment I had the scroll unrolled. ‘But this isn’t helpful,’ he objected. ‘Keeping our own copies is good. Giving Ancestria Magicka the original is unthinkable.’

‘I know.’ My hands trembled as I gripped the aged vellum of that priceless scroll, and I had to take a moment to get a grip on myself. What I was about to do went as badly against the grain as defacing library books, or torching Orlando’s lab.

It took very little power, in the end. I watched sadly as the inked lines of Torvaston’s elaborate drawings began to fade.

‘Ves, no—’ Jay began, but it was already too late. I held a blank sheet of parchment in my hands. The original plans for the Heart of Hyndorin were gone forever.

Quickly, I rolled the scroll back up and secured it, then placed it back into the bag with Mauf. ‘Guard that phone with your life,’ I told Jay, and without speaking he zipped it into an inside pocket in his jacket.

‘Right,’ I said, straightening up. ‘It’s time for an exciting game of chance. Are you ready?’

‘You’re going to bluff your way through a hostage exchange?’ Jay said.

‘Do you have a better idea?’

Jay looked at me like I’d grown a second head. Again. I felt a twinge of disappointment, for it had been a while since he’d looked at me with such naked horror. I’d thought I was making some progress in his esteem.

Well. I had just callously erased the contents of a priceless academic artefact. And if we didn’t play our collective cards right, we’d either get our friends back but lose all trace of the plans, or we’d lose the lot. Including Alban, Em and Mir.

I tried not to think that way. Ancestria Magicka may be thoroughly unscrupulous, but they’d yet to show signs of murderous tendencies.

Still, the stakes were high. Dangerously high.

‘Are you with me or not?’ I said, skipping over the soothing platitudes. I wanted Jay to trust me, but we didn’t have time for long, self-justifying conversations just then.

‘Lead on,’ said Jay briefly, without the professions of faith and loyalty I was hoping for.

Oh well. When I set off in the direction of Ashdown Castle, Jay came with me, and that was the important part.

‘Are we just going to walk right up to the door?’ said Jay a moment later, as we approached the castle in full view of the windows.

‘Why not? They knew we’d come. They are waiting for us.’

‘It doesn’t seem right. No sneaking? None?’

‘What would be the point? It’s very hard to sneak past a castleful of people on high alert, looking specifically for you. Anyway, I want them to think they’ve won. That’s the whole point.’

‘Right.’ I detected more than a trace of doubt in the word, but Jay strode on beside me. ‘Where did Pup go?’ he said.

‘That… is a very good question.’ I’d momentarily forgotten about Pup’s headlong gallop, while I was grappling with the morality of erasing an irreplaceable scroll versus leaving my friends to an unknown fate. What had Goodie been haring towards?

Then something barrelled into me, something heavy, and knocked me flat. ‘Ves!’ said a familiar voice. ‘Don’t go in there!’

‘Zar?’ I pushed her off me, and tried to sit up, but she shoved me back down again. She had contrived to do the same to Jay, and we all three lay prone in the grass.

Something tickled my ankle. When I lifted my head to investigate, I beheld a bundle of tufty yellow fur and an enormous nose, the latter in pursuit of an enchanting scent relating to my left foot.

Ah. Pup had caught a whiff of Zareen on the wind, and boldly tracked her down.

‘Zar,’ I said again. ‘What the dickens are you doing here?’

‘Same as you,’ she said. ‘I was drawn here by wicked, deceitful arts, courtesy of our best friends Ancestria Magicka.’ She spoke with a vicious bitterness most out of character for her, and when I looked at her I beheld her usually calm face creased into a dark scowl. Her green-streaked hair was in a state of wild disorder; deep shadows under her eyes proclaimed her exhaustion; and she was pasty-pale, which wasn’t usual for her either. She’d had a hard week, clearly. But she was alive.

I felt a knot of tension ease somewhere inside. I’d been worried about Zareen for some time, but with no idea where she had ended up and no way to follow, I hadn’t been able to do anything about it. ‘What happened to you?’ I said, but when I tried to sit up she pushed me back down again.

‘Ves, you can’t let them know you’re here. That’s what they want. They’re waiting for you.’

‘We know.’

She blinked. ‘Then what the hell are you doing?’

‘Tell you in a minute. First, fill us in.’

She sighed, and let her head fall back into the grass. ‘George and I were working on those trapped spirits in the castle, trying to calm them down. Get them together. Build them up for one last jump, to a permanent new location for the castle. Then we were going to release them.’

‘I remember that part,’ I said. ‘No joy?’

‘Actually, we were doing pretty well. Until Fenella Effing Beaumont showed up, with her miserable crowd of cronies. Apparently they remembered a few things.’

‘Ah. Then Melmidoc happened?’

‘Right. He got pissed, and banished the entire castle to the worst Britain ever, do not go there, I am not kidding. The entire castle, Ves, with me and George in it, and Fenella and co as well.’ She paused for an instant, then continued, ‘George declared himself “done” with being dragged around after me, and the “stupid” stuff we were doing, and abased himself before Fenella, who graciously welcomed him back into the fold. Which left me, hiding in the walls while the lot of them played hunt-the-chicken, and George tried to coax me to throw in my lot with them.

That explained both her exhaustion and her anger. I sensed a lengthy rant pending, but Zar got a grip on herself. ‘Long story short,’ she said. ‘It was some days before the castle could return to the fifth. In that time, I heard a few snatches of conversation between Fenella and some of her ratty disciples. They knew far too much about what you were doing, Ves. They probably knew about your current mission before you did. They had a plan to get hold of a certain scroll-case, which fell through; I didn’t catch why. The new plan was to lie low for a while, let you do the work while imagining yourselves unopposed, then swoop in at the end and swipe the goods.’

‘Which is where we’re at,’ said Jay, and gestured at the castle. ‘Swooping in progress.’

‘Yes, but you don’t have to just walk in there like a pair of idiots! Why do you think I risked discovery, in order to wait here for you?’

I patted her arm. ‘It was brilliant of you, Zar, and we’re both grateful and admiring. But they have Alban, and Miranda, and Emellana.’

‘Emellana. That the troll lady with the purple shirt?’

‘Right.’

‘Mm. That wasn’t anticipated, I think. Did you have to leave three associates on the outside, standing around by themselves, just waiting to be kidnapped? They were sitting ducks.’

‘Actually yes, it was necessary. We would have much preferred to take them with us.’

‘Well, I hope whatever you got was worth it. They’re all in there, and it won’t be easy to get them out.’

‘Yes, it will. We just have to do whatever they want.’ With which words, I stood up again, resisting Zareen’s attempts to render me prone, and dusted grass seeds off my clothes. ‘Which I intend to do without delay.’

‘You can’t.’ Zareen stared at me, appalled. ‘I don’t have a clear idea what you two got a hold of, except that it’s game-changing.’

‘World-changing,’ I said, nodding. ‘Don’t worry. I have a plan.’

Zareen rolled her eyes.

‘She’s going to bluff,’ said Jay.

Bluff?’ repeated Zareen.

‘The timing will be tight,’ I said. ‘We need to make the trade, then get the lot of us out of there before they discover our sneaky double-cross.’

Zareen stared at Jay, as if to say, are you going along with this madness?

Jay shrugged. He’d gained his feet, too, and now fell in beside me. ‘Onward, captain.’

Zareen groaned, and said distinctly, ‘Fuck my life.’

‘It’s a good life,’ I said, smiling. ‘It may not feel like it right now, but someday you’ll remember what food and sleep and friendship are like, and it’ll be okay again.’ I held out my hand to her, and with another muttered curse she grasped it, and permitted herself to be hauled up. ‘How long has the castle been lurking out here?’

‘A couple of days.’

‘Right. Let’s go.’ We set off towards Ashdown Castle, me trying to walk like a woman of confidence and not like a woman whose legs felt like jelly and whose guts were churning with unease. What if I was wrong?

No time to worry about that now. I lifted my chin, and sailed towards the castle like I’d never heard the words reckless, mission-wrecking insanity in my life.

Some distance still lay between us and the front door. As we crossed it, walking at a brisk but leisurely pace, I had ample opportunity to observe the effects of repeated teleportation upon the crumbling old castle. It had been in poor shape to begin with, due to centuries of insufficient care. Three or four jumps across worlds had not been good for it. Some of its chimneys were gone, tumbled into pieces; windows were a mess of broken glass and warped leading; holes had opened up in the walls, where its mortar had crumbled and brown bricks had fallen away. A building on its last legs, so to speak. It wouldn’t be long before the walls collapsed and ceilings caved in.

I tightened my resolve. Ancestria Magicka had no respect for history, magickal or otherwise. No doubt they would do their utmost to justify themselves, and cajole us into taking their side. They wouldn’t receive an ounce of sympathy from me.

Throughout that nerve-wracking stroll, I had the prickly feeling of eyes upon me. Lots of eyes. And here came the proof, for as we neared the great oaken doors, they swung slowly open.

Fenella Beaumont herself stood upon the threshold, smiling graciously at us.

‘Welcome, Miss Vesper, Mr. Patel,’ she said smoothly. ‘And Miss Dalir. How charming of you to join us at last.’

Zareen’s scowl deepened. Before she could say anything, I cut in. ‘Ms. Beaumont. How about we glide past the chit-chat, and get down to business? We’re here to retrieve our friends.’

‘Do you know, I thought you might be?’ Her smile widened, and so did the doors. ‘Do come in. They await you in the long drawing-room.’

Invoking my Nerves of Steel, I followed Fenella Beaumont into the depths of enemy territory, Jay and Zareen and Pup right behind me.