Alchemy and Argent: 7

‘As waiting rooms go,’ said Jay, ‘This one isn’t bad.’ He reposed himself upon the grass once more, shut his eyes, and apparently dozed off.

I stood watching him for a few minutes, undecided about whether or not to interrupt his nap. As opportunities for R&R went, the locale was ideal but the timing was pretty bad.

But he looked so comfortable lying stretched out in the verdure, with a tiny half-smile on his sun-bathed face, that I didn’t have the heart.

He didn’t seem to mind that he was exhausted, yet expected to soldier on; nor that Milady kept him hopping, week in, week out. He never complained. Either he loved the job that much, or he had one hell of a work ethic.

Which made me wonder, once again, about the Jay behind the workhorse façade. Though we’d been working together for some weeks now, I was aware that I still didn’t know him very well. There had hardly been the time to try.  The Jay I knew was tireless, unbelievably dedicated, magickally remarkable, and very self-contained. He’d occasionally got a little irritated with me (my fault, always), but his temper rarely frayed, he never panicked, and he hardly ever worried. A cool cucumber, you might say.

But nobody was like that all the time. Em Rogan had called him “controlled”, and she was right. Where was the real Jay, behind the top-of-the-class star student of the Hidden University? What did he care about, besides his studies and his mission with the Society? The only glimpses I’d really had into his inner world were disparate things like his dress sense (that jacket didn’t quite go with the image), the motorbike (ditto), and…

Nope, that was about it.

Might have something to do with the family, I mused. The only time I really saw him animated was when he talked about his siblings, of which there were at least three—

‘You’re staring at me,’ said Jay, and I realised with a start that his dark eyes were open.

‘Was not,’ I said automatically.

‘And you had that pensive look on your face.’

‘Pensive?’ I tried my best smile on him. ‘Wasn’t thinking anything, I swear.’

‘One might even say, inquisitive.’ Jay sat up with a slight groan, and brushed grass seeds out of his hair. ‘Whatever I’ve done to deserve such scrutiny, I beg mercy.’

‘I was just wondering,’ I began, but with a whoosh of magick — tasting like clear air after a thunderstorm, and smelling of white wine — our not-so-friendly local sprite was back.

She’d developed a smile.

‘My name is—’ she said, followed by several unpronounceable syllables I will not attempt to recreate. ‘It means flow of bright water in your tongue.’

‘…Is it all right if we call you that?’ I said.

‘Maybe just “Flow”,’ Jay amended.

Flow bowed her assent. ‘You are welcome in Aylligranir, Cordelia Vesper and Jay Patel,’ she announced. ‘Her Majesty is eager to meet the envoys of Queen Delia. If you will follow me?’

Her manner being far more gracious than before, I was somewhat surprised, and a shade uneasy. Obviously, our ruse had succeeded better than I had expected. Hopefully, anyway. That, or this was a counter-ruse, and upon accepting Flow’s gracious invitation we were to be thrown into a deep, dark dungeon.

And how was it that she knew our names? I didn’t remember telling her mine, let alone Jay’s.

‘Our fame has preceded us,’ I whispered to Jay, as Flow walked, stately and straight-backed, towards the sheer hillside.

‘Can’t decide if that’s a good thing or bad,’ Jay muttered.

Neither could I.

Instead of coming to an abrupt halt at the base of the emerald-green hill, Flow wavered like the water whose namesake she was, and vanished.

‘Um,’ said Jay. ‘What do we do?’

I eyed the impenetrable verdure, no less confused. ‘When in doubt, follow suit,’ I said, and walked after Flow, putting my feet, as best I could, exactly where she had stepped.

It’s hard to walk face-first into a slab of rock, so I shut my eyes.

No impact. No grazed nose. I took two steps, then three, then five, and when I still felt free-flowing air around my face I hazarded a glance.

‘Oh,’ I said, and stopped.

Flow had walked us into the middle of a city. Right into the middle: we stood in the centre of a wide street, paved in pale, silver-touched stone. To my left and right, and all around me, stupendous buildings soared. They were tall, they were graceful, they were pale and interesting, yet touched here and there with bright motes of colour. Starstone liberally glimmered, everywhere I looked. Pointed arches embraced grand, clear windows bordered in stained glass; engraved pilasters and carved friezes graced every façade.

I heard music: faint, ethereal, enticing. Faerie bells upon a summer breeze.

It reminded me, sharply, of the music I had twice heard Jay draw forth from a piano, or a spinet, and I looked keenly at him.

‘What?’ he said. ‘I can’t possibly be more interesting to look at than all of this.

‘Nothing. Sorry.’ I needed to put a lid on my curiosity. Jay wasn’t a mystery to solve.

Flow, oblivious alike to our awed wonder and our conversation, floated away down the street. I hurried to catch up. There were not many other Yllanfallen abroad; our footsteps echoed in the quiet, and the distant music teased insistently at me.

Ahead of us loomed a structure of such size and splendour as to put all the rest to shame: a palace, in other words, set in gardens of such verdure, such ethereal beauty, I could have lived there forever.

And as such, I was obliged to stifle an intense desire to turn tail and run away.

We were here on one errand: find out what the Yllanfallen knew about magickal silver, or indeed about Mary or Cicily Werewode, if the two things proved to be connected. But in posing as envoys from my mother, we would now be obliged to be envoys from my mother. And who knew what seductive magick this deliriously gorgeous place would work on our senses while we were at it? Aylligranir was like Ygranyllon, only… better. More beautiful. Less wrecked.

I glanced behind me. Jay walked at my left elbow, and several feet behind both of us strolled a pair of Yllanfallen men. They looked innocuous enough at first glance, but something about their demeanour, the matching dark-blue raiment they wore, and the incidental fact that they were armed tipped me off. These were guards. Either Flow had summoned them to keep us in order, or they had fallen in with us once we’d passed through the palace gates.

So much for my stirrings of a plan to sneak away. Not that it would have availed me very much, this time; it’s not like Flow wouldn’t notice.

No, we would have to brazen it out.

Palaces are never of meagre proportions, and this one was a fair specimen of its kind, in being far too big and improbably convoluted. Once through the soaring double doors, another ten minutes’ walking had to be gone through before we at last arrived at an audience chamber. Presumably. Flow liked the palace; I judged this from the dancing gait she’d adopted once inside the pale, cool walls, and the way her sea-foam gown frisked around her legs. She stopped before a tall, narrow door of solid starstone, the stuff gleaming pale and faintly blue even at this early hour, and bestowed upon us a smile of such angelic exaltation I began to wonder who we were to meet. A queen, or a god?

She said nothing, however, only faded away, as she had before: and the starstone door swung slowly open.

No throne-room lay beyond. No grand, imposing chamber of any sort, in fact; more of a salon, sumptuously decorated but surprisingly comfortable. A carpet the colour of rose quartz covered a silvered floor. Matching, gossamer curtains framed the tall, slim window of clear glass overlooking a profusion of yellow rose bushes below. Velvet divans with plump, embroidered cushions and deep armchairs made up the furniture, surrounding a low table of silvery stone.

The room’s only occupant was a slim woman seated at a birchwood desk near the window, pen in hand, eyes fixed upon something faraway. Her black hair was bound back in a simple plait, with a ribbon threaded through, and she wore a loose jade-green robe. Her skin was the colour of amber-touched honey. She looked a little out of place in the pale, elegant room; her vivid colouring washed out the delicate tints of the furnishings. In contrast with her, everything looked a little faded.

She did not look up as we entered the salon, nor did she make any sign that she had noticed us.

I paused a moment, uncertain. Would Flow return? Were we not to be introduced? Even the guards did not seem disposed to assist, having taken up positions upon either side of the door — on the outside.

The door had decided no further visitors were required, and quietly closed itself behind us.

When a couple of minutes passed in silence, I finally cleared my throat. ‘Um, good morning. We—’

‘Oh!’ said the lady, and jumped. She looked at us in round-eyed surprise, and dropped her pen. ‘Oh,’ she said after a moment. ‘The envoys? I had quite lost myself in thought, hadn’t I? Please.’ She stood up, came towards us with an eager step, and shook my hand heartily, and then Jay’s. ‘Do tell me your names,’ she said. ‘I am sure I was told, but I am afraid I was only half listening, and have forgotten.’

I repressed an urge to steal a look at Jay. Was he as confused as I? Who exactly had we been delivered to meet? Flow had implied that the queen would receive us, but this vibrant, daydreaming woman surely could not be her.

‘Cordelia Vesper, my lady,’ I said, with a curtsey. I could have no idea of her title, supposing she possessed one, but it never hurts to be polite.

‘Delia’s daughter.’ It was not a question, more of a statement, and came with a considering look that took in everything about me, from my hair to my shoes.

‘Jay Patel,’ said Jay, with a trace of diffidence rather unlike him. Had the splendour of Aylligranir and its palace intimidated him? Surely not, after our sojourn at Mandridore.

‘Patel,’ repeated her ladyship — the queen? She was, if anything, as arrested by Jay’s name as by mine, and subjected him to a fresh scrutiny.

Which did not appear to surprise Jay, though it did discomfit him. He endured it in silence, though his jaw clenched.

‘Yes,’ she said at last, and with one last, keen look, she released Jay from the pressure of her regard, and looked once more at me.

Llirriallon the Gentle, my hat. Welcoming she may be, but something about her was beginning to scare me.

‘Now then, what has my sister-queen to say?’ said she, confirming once and for all her identity. Did they not do pomp and ceremony?

I straightened, as if that would help. ‘Erm. Her Majesty, Queen Delia of Ygranyllon, has sent us to— er, to convey her greetings and respects, and—’

‘But she has not, has she?’ interrupted Queen Llirriallon, gently enough, but the words stopped me dead.

‘I beg your pardon?’ I stammered.

‘Two envoys from Ygranyllon arrived not three days ago,’ said the queen calmly. ‘The business they arrived to transact is already in hand; therefore I cannot imagine why Delia would trouble to send another, and so soon.’

Alchemy and Argent: 6

Aylligranir. Courtesy of Jay, we whooshed up into West Yorkshire in no time, and courtesy of Addie we arrived at the historic entrance to the ancient kingdom of Aylligranir within about an hour.

So far, so good.

Next problem.

‘How do we get in?’ I said, gazing hopelessly at the sheer hillside before us. We were deep in the Yorkshire Dales, and all those people who claim that Yorkshire is the most beautiful county in England are really onto something. The sky positively glittered with sunshine; the grassy slopes were the vivid green of summer dreams; and the air smelled of… I don’t know, heaven.

I wasn’t an unhappy woman in that moment, except for the fact that I had no idea what to do next. For the hills, while beautiful, were also impenetrable, and though I strained every magickal sense I possessed, no sign of a way forward could I detect.

Reclusive, huh? I’m not sure that quite covers it.

‘I’ve… no idea,’ said Jay, dashing my hopes. When even the navigator is stumped, what does one do?

I sat down in the grass, cross-legged, and unwrapped one of the sandwiches we’d brought with us. Maybe I thought the comforting flavours of egg mayonnaise and cress might help me think.

‘Oh, we’re eating?’ Jay stood regarding me in some exasperation, though he was not absolutely devoid of a smile.

It occurred to me that he looked tired. Nothing serious; just a slight droop in posture, an extra shadow or two about the eyes. But while I had been firmly ensconced in the library for weeks in order to “get some rest”, albeit the scholarly kind, Jay had been working as usual. As our sole Waymaster, was that always going to be the case?

I patted the grass beside me. ‘If you can’t beat them, join them,’ I said, offering him a sandwich.

He took it, and sat holding it, and staring at the hillside. The verdant slope was criss-crossed with those unfathomable drystone walls, the kind that consist of stones piled atop one another and which by some mysterious force do not fall down again. There were sheep, woolly and dozing in the sun. Lovely.

‘Sandwiches taste a lot better if you put them in your mouth,’ I suggested.

Jay ignored that. ‘Did you find anything in all those books you were drowning in?’

‘No. Lots about how much they don’t like visitors, though.’

‘The lack of signposts was a bit of a clue there.’

‘Ring the bell for Aylligranir,’ I intoned, picturing a sign bearing this very legend in glowing magickal lettering.

Jay took a bite of egg mayo.

‘Then again,’ I said, a stray wisp of thought stirring somewhere within. ‘A bell. Maybe I’m onto something. They are primarily known for musical magicks.’

‘I see no bell,’ Jay observed.

‘Me neither, but for a community of hermits that would be far too obvious.’ I packed away my sandwich wrapping, and leapt to my feet.

‘That was energetic,’ said Jay, notably not following my example.

‘I am on fire with possibility,’ I informed him, retrieving my syrinx pipes from the bodice of my dress. I hadn’t thought to bring my Yllanfallen sheet music, the songs I’d had pressed on me by an obliging shopkeeper in Ygranyllon. But while my memory for directions is abysmal (and for lyrics, ditto, to my eternal regret), my memory for melodies — and obscure trivia — is something else.

I began to play Yshllyn Ara Elenaril first, but after three notes I changed my mind. Jay wouldn’t thank me for raining all over his sandwich, and what self-respecting Brit would ever ruin a rare day’s sun? I played Syllphyllan instead, a rippling, jaunty piece said to be beloved of sprites. I had not noticed any popping out of the woodwork at Home to admire me and my music, but if we were in — or near — Yllanfallen territory out here, then maybe…

‘That’s pretty,’ said Jay, sandwich-free and rather recumbent. Lucky I didn’t choose Llewellir. He’d be snoring by now.

I was about to retort — something along the lines of pretty is as pretty does — but I felt a faint stirring on the edge of my magickal senses. Something unfurled, like flower petals in the sun. It was the barest whisper of a sense, nothing so profound as an invisible magickal gateway opening. But it felt… familiar.

I played on, until I had gone through my entire repertoire of Yllanfallen songs — including Llewellir, Jay would have to take his chances with the soporific melody. I added Addie’s song on top, just for luck, and before I had got halfway through its beloved tones Adeline herself appeared again, ears pricked up, pale tail streaming like a banner in the wind, and the pearlescent spiral of her horn glinting in the sun.

Excellent. It wouldn’t hurt one’s credibility to show up with a unicorn once beloved of an ancient Yllanfallen king. Addie had serious connections.

When at last I ran out of music, I slowly lowered my pipes from my lips and half turned.

There, crouched in the long grass about twelve feet away, was a sprite. She was distinct from the others I had seen in Mum’s kingdom: this creature was lovely, a young one perhaps, with smooth, pearly skin touched with sky blue, tumbling pale-gold hair and an intriguing sea-foam gauze dress I really wanted to ask her about. Her eyes were wide and entranced, and she was staring at — Addie.

‘Hello,’ I said cautiously, and smiled my best smile.

I was prepared for her to dash away, but she did not. She made no movement at all, only stared fixedly at Addie. It was as though I had not spoken at all.

I cleared my throat. ‘Um, where do you live?’ I tried. ‘Aylligranir?’

Her gaze flicked briefly to me as I spoke the kingdom’s name, and at once she began to fade, her outline turning misty.

‘Wait!’ I said. ‘Don’t go. We aren’t here to cause trouble.’ On an impulse, I waved my syrinx pipes, letting the pallid skysilver catch the sunlight.

She looked at them, and frowned. ‘Had I known it was a human playing our songs,’ she said, and did not seem minded to finish the sentence. I supposed the implication was clear enough.

‘I’m an unusual human,’ I said hastily. ‘Daughter of Queen Delia of Ygranyllon.’ I made her my best curtsey. It hurt a bit to effectively credit Mum with my syrinx pipes, and indeed the presence of Addie in my life, but needs must.

The sprite looked hard at me, and she was no longer entranced. ‘And what does Her Majesty of Ygranyllon wish of us?’

‘Nothing,’ I began.

But Jay, on his feet again, came up beside me, and nudged me powerfully with his elbow. ‘We are here as envoys,’ he said. ‘With messages for Her Majesty, Llirriallon.’

The sprite folded her thin arms. ‘Then how is it that you linger here at the gate? Did not Delia, Her Majesty, grant you means of entry?’

‘Er, Delia’s only just taken the throne,’ I said. ‘And Ygranyllon was without a ruler for some time, as you may know. We are here to re-establish lost links with Aylligranir.’

The sprite checked out Adeline again, who unwittingly played her part by looking both deeply magickal and wholly unperturbed at hanging around with us.

I wished, briefly, that I had the power to be a unicorn myself outside of the borders of Addie’s glade. That might impress Miss Suspicious Sprite.

But at length she dropped the prickly attitude, and returned my curtsey. Hers, of course, was infinitely more graceful. ‘Doubtless Aylligranir will welcome the envoys of Ygranyllon,’ she said.

‘Tha—’ I began.

‘I will go and check,’ she said, ignoring me, and disappeared.

Alchemy and Argent: 5

Dear Mum, ran my text. Can we please borrow a couple of your best alchemists. URGENT.

‘Think she will answer?’ said Val.

‘There’s almost no chance of it.’

Val had been waiting in the Academy’s entrance hall when I had finally made it downstairs, the tour having ended several minutes before. Denise must have noticed my absence then, if not sooner, but Val did not seem perturbed. She sat serenely near the door, unruffled. Only I knew her well enough to detect the signs of extreme boredom.

‘Riveting tour, then?’ I murmured as I hurried to join her.

Val gave me a sour look. ‘I hope you appreciate the sacrifice I’ve made for you.’

‘For us, Val. For the cause! Wait ‘til you hear what I found.’ I grabbed her chair and whooshed us out the door, waving cheerily to the woman on reception as we passed. Fortunately, there was no sign of Denise.

‘It had better be good,’ Val said once we were back outside in the sun. ‘I had to hear every sodding detail of Crystobel Elvyng’s life.’

‘Academic career?’

‘If she isn’t the single most brilliant woman in magick, it isn’t for lack of trying.’

‘Childhood exploits?’

‘Avid tree-climber, isn’t that adorable?’

‘Favourite brand of underwear?’

‘Calvin Klein.’

I stopped. ‘Really?’

‘No.’

‘Small mercies. Anyway, here’s the scoop. I found zero promising-looking boxes of papers dumped at the back of a forgotten garret, but—’ I ran quickly down my discovery and my list of not-quite-conclusions, or nearly baseless speculations by any other name. When I said them all out loud, they suddenly sounded ridiculous.

But Val nodded along, her head bobbing with each of my major points as we trundled around the square. When I’d finished, she said (to my secret relief): ‘You really might be onto something there, Ves.’

I punched the air.

‘Milady requisitioned some alchemist from the Court at Mandridore, no?’ she continued.

‘Yes, and maybe she ought to purloin a few from some other Court, too. Like Mum’s.’

‘Just what I was thinking.’

So I sent the text, just in case Mum was paying attention. And since she almost certainly wouldn’t be, I also sent a note to Rob. It read: Ves & Val reporting. Strongly advise Milady requests a prominent Yllanfalen alchemist to attend at Home.

On second thought I added: If there are any. After all, I’d never heard of anyone bothering with alchemy in recent memory; but Milady had claimed the contrary. No one publicly bothered with it anymore, but that said nothing about private endeavour.

I wondered whether secret alchemical endeavour had played a part in the Society’s recent history, and why no one had told me about it if it had. Van der Linden had never fully succeeded at turning worthless rubbish into priceless magickal jewels, and had eventually abandoned the project; his having done so was generally credited as the turning of the tide, the point where the magickal community turned away from alchemy, and began to see it as foolish.

But what if some part of his work had borne some kind of fruit after all, and was even now being employed across Britain? Or even just at Home?

Cursed secrets. I mean, I do get why alchemy’s such an enthralling idea. Who wouldn’t love to turn ordinary pebbles into ethereal rubies? Or lead into gold?

A reply came. Rob.

Why am I playing messenger boy?

Because Jay isn’t Home.

Nothing else after that. I hoped he would pass the message along, but if not, I could do that myself soon enough.

First, though: the Emporium.

What, you thought Val and I would pass up the chance to break our hearts over the Elvyngs’ unaffordable luxury goods?

Val might manage to be that sensible, but I certainly couldn’t.

‘About my chair,’ said Val, veering in the direction of the Emporium’s glittering doors.

All right, maybe not.

I made one last, feeble attempt to assert my inner sense of self-preservation. ‘Val, you know we can’t afford anything in there.’

‘Speak for yourself,’ said Val, and then she was through the doors, and what could a poor, weak Ves do but follow?

‘Hi,’ said Jay, and smiled.

‘Argh,’ I replied, jumping back about a foot.

‘Did I startle you? Sorry.’ He stood just inside the shining doors, hands in the pockets of his ever-present leather jacket, which was a wise move. Safely pocketed hands cannot reach longingly for impossible things.

‘I thought you were…’ I racked my brains. ‘Somewhere else?’

‘Wales. We pulled a charmed seventeenth-century chalice out of a crumbly local museum. They had it stuffed at the back of an exhibit called Women at home in the fifteen hundreds.’

My lips twitched. ‘Did you have any trouble liberating it?’

‘Not once they heard what we were offering.’

‘Show me a museum that isn’t strapped for cash and I’ll show you…’ I paused, struggling to think of something more improbable than that.

Jay grinned. ‘Flying pigs?’

‘I could actually show you flying pigs.’

‘I don’t think the pigs would like it.’

‘Might depend on the pig. Anyway, what are you doing in York?’

‘Waiting for you. I got back this morning, and Rob said you were headed for Elvyng Lane.’

‘Uh huh. How did you know we’d come in here?’

Jay just looked at me.

‘In my defence, it’s Val who lost her head over a levitating green brocade chair.’ I looked around, but couldn’t see her around the milling shoppers. That, and my eye snagged on a glittering grimoire crusted with jewels, and everything else went out of my head.

‘Do you need a security escort?’ said Jay.

‘Urgently.’

Jay saluted. ‘What are we shopping for?’

‘Whatever my greedy little heart desires.’

‘So in other words, everything.’

‘Just about.’

I emerged with nothing in hand, and about five hundred new additions to my wish list.

‘I’m sort of proud of you,’ said Jay as we hightailed it back to the relative safety of the square.

‘For not buying anything?’

‘Looks like self-restraint to me.’

‘Are you implying I’m bad at that?’

Jay coughed. ‘Er, not at all.’

Jay hadn’t made any purchases either, though he had been as enchanted by a bespelled book box as I had been by my bejewelled grimoire. I couldn’t blame him. The box’s charms not only proposed to keep the contents preserved against the deleterious effects of time, but would actually restore them to freshly-printed perfection, albeit very slowly. Imagine that. Ten years or so in Jay’s box and even the crumbliest tome might be brand new again. Or at least, less decrepit.

The price tag was about half my yearly salary.

Sorrowfully, we left it untouched.

‘That box reminds me a bit of what Fenella was talking about,’ I mused, not at all reluctant to change the subject away from my personal weaknesses.

‘You mean her restoration magick? Right. Though the box does it in a small way and at a snail’s pace.’

Out on the Fifth, Fenella had achieved a similar effect upon an entire room, and quickly too. I sighed a little, wistful once more for the potency of magick in that far-off Britain.

‘Have we lost Val?’ said Jay, turning cautiously towards the Emporium again.

I risked a glance. No Val.

‘Possibly for all of time,’ I said. Then a glimpse of a familiar spring-green colour caught my eye, and there came Val, sailing out of the shop in the arms of the brocade chair she’d fallen in love with a few hours before.

I swear, I’ve never seen so smug a smile before in my life.

‘Mortgaged house and home?’ I said as she drifted up. I wasn’t even joking, either. Up close, the chair’s craftsmanship was exquisite, the fabric was expensive with a capital E, and a glance was enough to tell me that its levitation charms far outstripped my own, not inconsiderable efforts. She glided up, smooth as silk, and I imagined the word “comfortable” didn’t even begin to cover it.

‘I may have to sleep on the street,’ Val said. ‘But it was worth it, Ves. It was worth it.’

I had no trouble believing that.

Back at Home, we hit the library again, hard. Val wanted to scour the catalogues — yet again — for anything about the Werewodes or, indeed, the Elvyngs. I wanted to research the kingdoms of the Yllanfalen, and any historical proclivity for alchemical pursuits that I fervently hoped to uncover.

We both came up empty. Val found nothing but the usual info about the illustrious magickal family: much the same spiel that we’d been given on the tour. They certainly had their public image down pat.

I found far too much about the Yllanfalen, little of which looked relevant, but who could tell? It might take weeks to dig up and read every word of every available resource, and with no guarantee of coming up with any answers.

So I went back to badgering my mother. Seeing as she hadn’t replied to my previous message, I attacked her again.

What’s the use of being a faerie princess if I can’t cadge favours off Her Majesty, my Mum?

I set my phone on the edge of my desk, and went back to my book. The Yllanfalen were secretive and reclusive, I discovered (you don’t say), and while their kingdoms had been relatively welcoming in some halcyon past, the modern kingdoms rarely granted access to outsiders (perfect for my mother, then). They excelled at music-based enchantments and charms—

My phone buzzed.

Cordelia, Mum had written. You are not a faerie princess. Remember? You refused.

I know, I returned. I just wanted to annoy you so you’d talk to me.

Mum: What do you want with alchemists?

Me: Something nefarious and deeply disturbing.

Mum: We don’t have any.

Me: Okay, something heroic and spectacular.

Mum: Ves. Why the hell would I have an alchemist at court?

Me: You really don’t have any?

Mum: I. Don’t. Have. An. Alchemist.

Damn.

Mum: Nobody’s done alchemy since about 1781.

Me: Fine, get me an Yllanfalen alchemist from 1781.

Mum: You do know that the elixir of immortality was a crock of shit?

Me: You are no help whatsoever.

Mum: Maybe I would be if I knew what this was about.

Me: We want to make magickal silver.

Mum: What?

Me: Magickal silver. You know, moonsilver. Or skysilver, whichever.

Mum: Make it? You can’t make it. That’s absurd.

Me: Why is it absurd?

But that, apparently, was it. I’d exasperated my mother beyond enduring, and she’d thrown her phone down the toilet in disgust.

If I wanted an Yllanfalen perspective on alchemy, I’d have to look beyond my mother’s kingdom.

On a hunch, I turned to a map of Yllanfalen territory from 1562, or a facsimile thereof. Val wouldn’t let me have the original, for some reason. I’m sure it had nothing whatsoever to do with my habit of eating sweets at my desk.

The Yllanfalen had several kingdoms back in the day, and—

‘Ves.’ Jay had come in; I hadn’t noticed.

‘Huusshh,’ I whispered. ‘I’m on the brink of an exciting breakthrough.’

‘You mean like this one?’ Jay put a piece of paper down in front of me, half covering my map.

I flicked it aside, pointing. ‘If the Werewodes were part Yllanfalen, that suggests there was probably one of their kingdoms in the Yorkshire area in the medieval era. Right? And look, there’s one not all that far from York itself, at least in 1562—’

‘Aylligranir,’ said Jay.

I looked up, blinking. ‘Right. How did you—?’

‘Apparently our ideas were running along similar lines.’ He tapped the page he’d given me, which I had disgracefully dismissed.

At the top was written Aylligranir in Jay’s neat handwriting. It was underlined. Below it followed a list of facts: Mentioned 1442 by Amhar Edris, and similar entries; and at the end of the list, Current monarch: Llirriallon the Gentle.

Being Jay, he had also noted the locations of a known entrance, together with directions from the nearest henge.

‘Star pupil,’ I said, beaming.

‘I’m not really a p— never mind. Ready to go?’

‘Uh. Now?’

‘If we don’t go now, we don’t go at all. It’s only a matter of time before I’m dispatched to Land’s End, or possibly Timbuktu.’

‘What does Milady say?’

‘She hasn’t found an Yllanfalen alchemist yet.’

‘In that case,’ I said, rising from my chair. ‘Let’s swoop in and save the day.’

Alchemy and Argent: 4

To my surprise, when we entered the illustrious Academy building we found the entrance hall full of people. And I do mean full. They weren’t students either, or they didn’t look like it. Most were at least my age or older, and only about half were human. The rest were fae of various tribes and cultures, including a couple of spriggans, a troll, and a willowy silver-haired man who would’ve looked right at home in the kingdoms of the Yllanfalen. I’d expect to see such a rabble pouring through the doors of the Emporium, but what were they doing here at the Academy?

A petite woman with a blonde ponytail and a thousand-watt smile spotted us as we came in, and leapt to clear room for Val’s chair. ‘Are you here for the tour?’ she asked us.

‘N—’ began Val.

Yes,’ I said firmly. ‘We’d love to join the tour.’ Not only were tours sometimes surprisingly informative, but the general chaos they caused was also perfect for surreptitiously sneaking off. Nobody would notice if a tour of twenty-plus people suddenly shrank by, say, one or two.

‘Great!’ said the tour guide, displaying enough energy for twelve people as she herded us all into a roughly organised group, and took up a position at the front. She placed Val front and centre, which was both considerate and convenient. We got a clear view of everything, even in the crowd.

The Academy building was not quite what I had pictured. It was small, relatively speaking, and I had no trouble believing that it had once been a private residence. The walls were built from that lovely, dark-red brick they favoured in the 1500s, at least those who could afford it; those things were painstakingly crafted by hand, after all. The leaded windows looked original, and the place had the eccentric, poky structure of antiquity; none of the clear, open spaces and featureless décor one would expect to find in a modern educational establishment. The Elvyngs hadn’t stinted on ornaments, either. Oil paintings hung in ornate frames upon every wall, probably depicting former scions of their line, and I spotted more than one artefact of great age and value prominently upon display.

They must have good security at the Elvyng Academy — and a charming confidence in the rectitude of their students.

Hopefully the security wasn’t going to get in my way later. I had nothing like so much faith in my own rectitude. Oh, not that I was planning to walk off with a fourteenth-century enchanted music box (tempted though I might be). But a little sneaking and stealthing might well be in order.

‘Welcome to the Elvyng Academy!’ roared our tour guide, and the low babble of chatter and rustling of fidgeting people slowly ceased. ‘Over the next half-hour I’ll be showing you the highlights of this remarkable, early sixteenth-century building, home to generations of the brightest minds in magick. The Elvyng family’s contributions to magick are deservedly legendary, and you’ll be hearing all about those today.

‘It is the summer holidays so most classes are suspended this week. There may be one or two study groups still in session, so I must ask you please to keep the chatter to a minimum as we proceed. Okay?’ Tour Guide Lady beamed upon us.

We were an obedient tour group, for nobody spoke.

‘Okay, let’s begin!’ Tour Guide Lady led us out of the main hall and into a kind of salon, its contents correct for the sixteenth century: heavy, English oak chests and cabinet chairs, tapestries, etc. More paintings, the largest of which we halted in front of.

‘The Elvyng family legacy began with Ambrose Elvyng in the late fourteen hundreds,’ said Tour Guide Lady. I caught a glimpse of her nametag. Denise. ‘An early pioneer of the arts of charm-binding, he’s said to have been among the first to lastingly imbue inanimate objects with magickal properties. Isn’t that impressive? But it was his son, Wauter Elvyng, and his daughter Godlefe who founded the Elvyng Academy…’

Blah blah blah. I stopped listening, having already read much of this information off the internet. Keeping half an ear open for any mention of Cicily or the Werewodes, I devoted myself to a surreptitious study of the contents of an impromptu bookcase set up atop a heavy oak chest behind Denise. Between two weighty bookends of imbued crystal were half a dozen reasonably aged-looking books.

Great Expectations, Gulliver’s Travels, Jane Eyre…

Novels.

I suppose it was too much to hope that a book titled Magickal Silver and How to Make it would be lying there waiting for me, but was an interesting magickal tome or two just too much to ask of the Elvyngs?

Feeling obscurely piqued, I folded my arms.

‘What about Cicily Werewode?’ Val said, firmly interrupting Denise as she streamed smoothly onto the next topic. ‘She married Degare Elvyng, didn’t she?’

‘I believe so,’ beamed Denise.

‘What can you tell us about connections between the Elvyng family and the Werewodes?’ said Val.

Denise’s smile faltered. ‘Uh, there are no known connections with a family of that name, but I believe there is a portrait of Cicily Elvyng in the house. Perhaps in one of the bedchambers?

‘We would like to see that,’ declared Val.

Denise’s smile returned. ‘I’m afraid that won’t be included as part of this tour. Now! If you’ll follow me into the conservatory…’

Val shot me a meaningful look. Probably it said, so much for your bright idea of joining the tour.

‘Sorry,’ I mouthed.

Val shook her head, rolled her eyes, and made an awkward jerking motion in the direction of the upstairs. Then she sailed after the vanishing crowd of tourists.

Oh. Right.

Val couldn’t hope to sneak away without her absence being noted; not after she’d been given so prominent a position at the front of the tour, and being the only person in a wheelchair at that. But I could.

Portrait of Cicily Werewode. Right.

I waited until the rest of my tour group had disappeared through the far door after Denise, then quietly retreated back the way we’d come in. I’d glimpsed a set of stairs leading off one of the passageways we had passed through, which to my relief proved easy to find again (this is me we’re talking about, here. If anyone could get lost in the space of two rooms and a couple of passageways it would be me). I stole up to the first floor, blessing my random choice to wear flat, sneaking sandals instead of the heels I’d briefly considered. Thanks to the summer holidays, I encountered no one as I wandered into room after room.

I soon concluded I was still on the wrong floor. If any of these chambers had been bedrooms once, they were classrooms now, and none of them featured portraits on the walls. It took me ten minutes to find more staircases up, and I began to feel a little nervous of the time. How long would the tour take? Would anybody notice I was no longer in the group? Val could cover for me, but still… I darted up more stairs, and found myself at last on a floor with a certain air of neglect about it. Dustier than the floors below, and much less decorated, it looked little used and little valued; the deep blue carpets covering the floors were faded and threadbare, and nothing had benefited from a coat of paint in a while.

It was also much more cramped. I was entering the roof space, I judged, for the ceilings were lower and sloping. Servants were probably housed here, once, and now? Storage space. The kind of place boxes of old papers might be kept. And old, forgotten bedchambers nobody now had a use for.

I opened a door at random — and stopped, arrested. I’d found a bedchamber, but so small it bordered upon classifiable as a garret. The furniture, simple and inexpensive, included a narrow bed with faded green tapestry curtains, a lone oak chest, and a couple of blue plastic chairs incongruously dumped in a corner.

A portrait hung by the window. Circular, mean in proportion and poorly maintained, the image was darkened with age and dirt; however, the subject matter shone through to my interested eye. It showed a woman’s face in profile, her pale hair crimped and braided according to the fashions of the fifteen hundreds. The portrait itself excited no especial remark, being a merely workmanlike piece of art; but the subject matter had me across the room in seconds, examining it more closely with breathless interest.

The woman was not human.

Or, not only human. The shape of her face was human enough, and though only her head, neck and shoulders were depicted, nothing suggested she was of other than ordinary human stature. But that hair was unusual: still pale blonde, despite the layers of grime coating the image. Were it cleaned, the woman’s hair would likely prove to be silvery in hue. Her eyes, too, could pass for blue, but were shaded with amethyst. I couldn’t have said what else it was about her that gave her ancestry away; something about her bone structure, perhaps, or even just some species of intuition with which we’re all occasionally blessed. But like the willowy man I’d seen below, the woman in the painting would not have looked too out of place among the Yllanfalen.

The Elvyngs had an Yllanfalen ancestress.

And somehow, I knew in my heart that this was Cicily Werewode. The era was right, the clothes she wore, everything.

‘Cicily,’ I breathed, lightly touching the carved oak frame. What was she doing, exiled all the way up here? Why was her husband so celebrated, and not she? Doubt washed over me. Were we right to think that Cicily Werewode had been onto something with her ancestress’s work? Or that she had continued to pursue it even after marriage? Perhaps she wasn’t, or hadn’t. Perhaps she had got married and given everything else up, as so many women had chosen to — or been obliged to.

But her obvious Yllanfalen ancestry suggested otherwise. I paused, thoughts awhirl, as disparate pieces of this puzzle swirled around my mind.

The Yllanfalen. At least one of their kingdoms — my mother’s, at present — had a magickal silver artefact that was of paramount importance to their culture. The lyre was so old, nobody really knew where it had come from, save that a mythical king out of legend was said to have created it. Well; had he used mined magickal silver, or had he — or someone of his court — created the silver, too? The possibility hadn’t crossed my mind before. But in my (admittedly not exhaustive) experience, the Yllanfalen were the only people who seemed to remember the Silver at all.

Mary Werewode. If Cicily had Yllanfal blood, had Mary also? How closely linked were the Werewodes to the Yllanfalen?

Mary and her moon-bathing. Moonsilver.

Skysilver? What had Mum actually called the stuff?

Both, I realised. She’d spoken of both. The lyre she talked of as made from “moonsilver”, and the syrinx pipes — like my own — were “skysilver”. I hadn’t asked what those things were, at the time, nor what the difference between them was supposed to be. But perhaps there was no difference. The names were a matter of legend only, they sounded good in a story — but in essence they were both the substance we were now calling (rather drearily, in contrast) magickal silver.

Hmm.

Had Mary Werewode favoured silver because she was Yllanfalen? That would explain why she had gone in so different a direction to every other alchemist of her era, eschewing mere gold in favour of a “Silver” far more valuable, to those who realised it. But most didn’t, hence the lack of respect in which she and her work were held.

Cicily had realised it. Had her husband? Had any of the Elvyngs? I’d never heard that the Elvyng family had any Yllanfalen connections. The influence of Cicily’s other heritage had long since disappeared.

I chewed a fingernail, my eyes still fixed to the strange, pale face of Cicily Werewode. Had the sixteenth-century Elvyngs had any idea what Cicily was talking about, or not? Had any of them taken her work seriously? Had she been permitted to pursue it at all? If so, where were the results of it now?

These were questions that urgently needed answering.

Then again, maybe it didn’t matter. Maybe alchemy alone wasn’t the answer. Maybe we needed to go looking for the Silver among the Yllanfalen.

Moved by some strange (and reprehensible) impulse, I stretched out my hand once more, and let my fingertips lightly rest upon the surface of the canvas. One does not, ordinarily, go about feeling up delicate articles of great age; even the slightest interference can damage them. I cannot say why I so violated all such principles this time; only that I felt an odd desire to link myself with the enigmatic figure of Cicily Werewode, even if only for a moment.

And what a moment for my fingers to fizz.

Fffupht. Magick spurted. I snatched my hand away, but too late: a ripple of eerie light flooded Cicily’s face, momentarily obscuring her features. When it faded, it left traces behind: a faint glimmer here and there, like motes of moonlight woven in her pale hair.

The dirt of centuries was gone. Cicily’s face smiled at me, clear and vivid, fresh as the day her image was captured in paints.

I waited, breathless with anticipation. But the seconds ticked by and nothing else happened, save that the light faded from Cicily Werewode’s hair.

I turned away at last, reluctant to leave so alluring, so vibrant a woman alone in this dingy little garret.

Alchemy and Argent: 3

‘Ves,’ snapped Val the following morning, ten o’clock sharp, somewhere in the midst of the city of York. ‘Calm down. They aren’t going to be there.’

‘They might be,’ I protested. ‘Well, maybe not all of them. One of them? It could happen.’

‘The Elvyngs have more important things to do than hover about in The Shambles signing autographs.’

‘Hovering,’ I beamed. ‘Literally.’

‘No.’

‘I don’t want an autograph. I just want to…’ I paused. ‘I don’t even know.’

‘Gush about how amazing they are, knowing you.’

‘You think me absurd. I knew it.’

‘Ves, everyone thinks you’re absurd.’

‘Except Alban. He thinks I’m impressive.’ I wanted to add Jay’s name to the (incredibly short) list; he’d shown signs of looking up to me when he’d first arrived. But I had pretty much put paid to that by now. Nobody who’s seen me and a plate of cake in the same room together could hold me in respect for long.

‘He does,’ said Val, widening her eyes at me. ‘That’s a thought. Think your Baron could get us an introduction to Crystobel Elvyng?’

‘He isn’t my Baron, and no.’

‘No?’

‘He isn’t here.’

‘Where is he?’

‘Touring Europe with his wife.’

‘Ah.’ Val, wisely, let the subject drop. ‘No matter. If we need to talk to the Elvyngs, Milady will arrange it.’

The car drew to a stop in a side street, and our driver came round to let us out. Val used a proper wheelchair outside the grounds of Home, and we spent the first few minutes of our sojourn in York getting her set up in it. I’d witch it as soon as we got out of the regular city, so she wouldn’t have to roll the thing around.

‘Right,’ I said as our driver — her name was Candice — departed again with the car. I took hold of the handles of Val’s chair, ready to wheel. My fingers fizzed, and the chair jumped a foot in the air and began to levitate.

‘Ves,’ hissed Val. ‘Not yet.’

‘Sorry, I didn’t mean to—’ I spoke softly to the chair and it settled down, permitting me to wheel it like a normal person once more.

This has been happening lately. Ever since I’d soaked up all that excess magick on the Fifth, in fact (almost blowing myself up in the process). A surge of something jazzy happens; there’s a fizz of magick; and anything I touch is in for an interesting time.

I made a mental note to spend an afternoon at Addie’s glade somewhere over the weekend.

‘Which way?’ I said, grasping the wheelchair’s handles firmly. My fingers had stopped fizzing. Probably it would be fine.

‘Why are you asking me?’ she said.

‘Because you know everything.’

The shameful truth was, I’d only been to Elvyng Lane once before, about a year after my induction into the Society. It wasn’t lack of interest that had prevented my ever making a return visit. It was lack of everything else. Impulse control, willpower, funds…

Val consulted her phone, then pointed. ‘That way, and turn left.’

We made slow progress in this fashion, pausing from time to time to check our bearings. The streets of York were busy, surprisingly so for the early morning. Summer holidays, of course. At length we made it to The Shambles, which is a crooked little street dating back something like a thousand years. Timber-framed buildings overhang the street, some of them pretty old — as in fourteenth century, Mary Werewode’s era.

Val and I quietly slipped between a chocolate shop and a tiny gallery, and, as far as the other shoppers were concerned, disappeared.

Don’t ask me how. I’m sorry, but it is a deep, dark secret and I’m not allowed to share.

Elvyng Lane is a bit of a misnomer by now. Maybe it was just an alley, once, but these days it’s more of a courtyard. We emerged from the secret snickelway into an airy square, lined on all four sides with buildings. The most imposing of them is the Elvyng Academy, a three-storey pile built in Elizabethan red brick with those wonderful twisty chimney-pots. It was founded (according to my hurried swatting on the way) in 1557 by Wauter Elvyng, father of Degare. Cicily’s father-in-law.

Ranged around the rest of the courtyard were such delights as the Magickal Archives of the City of York (whither we were bound), Gryffen’s bookshop (legendary for grimoires), and of course the Elvyng Emporium. The place that almost bankrupted me about nine years ago.

I resolutely turned my face away from the latter’s inviting façade and marched off in the direction of the Archives.

‘Ves,’ hissed Val when we were halfway across the square. ‘They’ve got new chairs.’

‘Don’t tempt me,’ I begged, ‘or we may never get out of here alive. I’ll just move in and stay there forever and ever until I die of thirst. Or maybe longing.’

‘Chairs,’ said Val again, and gasped. ‘Green brocade — Ves, that chair is waving at me. Stop. Stop!’

I gritted my teeth. ‘What was it you said about serious scholarly field trip?’

Very serious,’ said Val. ‘Right after we get me a new chair.’

‘No. Work first, shopping later.’

‘Who are you and what have you done with Ves?’

‘This is the new Ves. The old one was absurd, remember?’

We were by this time safely across the square, the mesmerising Emporium behind us. Once we had passed through the grand doors of the Archives, and were out of sight of the magick shop, I judged it safe to charm Val’s chair. It rose a couple of inches, hovering nicely.

Val needed a couple of minutes to recover her dignity. I didn’t interrupt.

At length she gave a tiny sigh, and said: ‘Do you think it’s possible I spend too much time in libraries?’

‘No.’

‘Do you think it’s possible you spend too much time in libraries?’

‘I—’ I stopped. I wanted to say no again, but hadn’t I been complaining about exactly that only just yesterday? ‘We’re here for a good reason,’ I said instead, chickening out.

‘I finally get out of the House,’ grumbled Val, floating off towards the reception desk. ‘And the first thing I do is disappear into the Archives.’

This was unlike Val, so I ignored it. She was just grouchy about the chair. And maybe some other things too, for all I knew. She floated up to the desk — and stopped three feet short, before abruptly turning around again and making for the door.

‘Val!’ I took off after her, reaching her only as she sailed out into the street. ‘Forget the chair! You already have a great one.’

‘No,’ said Val. ‘This is not where we need to be.’ She paused on the doorstep, her eyes scanning the square. To my relief, she did not seem inordinately interested in the Emporium this time.

‘Er,’ I said. ‘If we want information, the Archives are always a good port of call. Surely?’

‘Not this time. Think about it, Ves. We aren’t here just to poke into the history of the Elvyngs, interesting as it no doubt is. We’re here about Cicily Werewode-Elvyng’s work, specifically anything derived from Mary Werewode. And, of course, anything the Elvyng descendants might have accomplished since. I already asked the archivists for anything else with the Werewode name, and they have nothing. The other thing they do not have is an Elvyng archive. I know this, because it’s frustrated me before. That family is secretive.’

‘There might be books from after her marriage in there—’ I began.

‘No. If the Elvyngs had developed a way to make magickal silver and they were interested in bragging about the fact, we’d already know. Everyone would know. They’re famous, and moonsilver is exactly the kind of expensive rarity they’d sell in the Emporium if they were minded to profit from it. If they have any materials on this subject at all, they’ve been sitting on them for generations. They aren’t going to be lying around on a shelf in the public archives.’

‘All right,’ I allowed. ‘That makes sense. But then, why did we come?’

‘To do some digging, right at the heart of the Elvyng empire. For once, Ves, we must be strong, and ignore the big, beautiful library.’

‘It’s okay,’ I said. ‘I like digging.’

‘So. If you were a scion of a famous magickal family with limitless resources at your disposal, where would you put a library of secret alchemical research?’

‘Why would I bother having it at all if I wasn’t going to use it?’

‘Good point. Then they’re using it — somehow.’

‘Or, it doesn’t exist.’

Val shook her head. ‘Cicily was a dedicated scholar, and alchemy was her subject. Mary Werewode favoured silver as her focus, Cicily did too, and I can’t believe she would have abandoned her work.’

‘After marriage? She wouldn’t have been the first woman to do so.’

‘True,’ sighed Val.

‘Especially likely,’ I added, after a moment’s thought, ‘if she was championing the work of a woman history remembered as a crank. Would her husband and father-in-law have taken it seriously, either? If not: would that have stopped her, or might she have gone on in secret?’

‘She might have,’ said Val slowly. ‘Either because the work was considered risible, or — because it was not. Look at that place.’ She waved a hand at the glorious Emporium, inviting as it was, and dripping with money and magick. ‘All this wealth and grandeur had to come from somewhere, and the Emporium’s four hundred years old. They had an eye for valuables, to say the least.’

‘And a talent for profiting from them,’ I agreed. ‘Could she have feared that they’d do the same with her own and Mary’s work?’

‘Who knows. But altogether, I think it plausible that Cicily Werewode might have had a cache of secret research somewhere, which the Elvyngs may or may not know about.’

‘I wonder,’ I said slowly, going off on a minor mental tangent, ‘if they have any magickal silver artefacts in stock today?’

Val sucked in a breath. ‘Surely not. Do you know how rare such things are nowadays?’

‘Yes, but only as of recently. I don’t really know where I’m going with this, but… magickal silver seems to be a lost idea in general, no? Not only do we have no idea how to make it — if there was ever a way — but the magickal world in general has forgotten that it exists. Including the Elvyngs?’

‘If they knew about it and knew how to make it, we’d all know,’ Val agreed, and nodded towards the Emporium. ‘Look at that place. The windows would be full of the stuff.’

‘So either, Cicily’s work never bore fruit and we’re chasing a red herring. Or, whatever she achieved was lost somewhere in the past five hundred years.’

‘Pessimistic, Ves,’ chided Val. ‘We’ve got Cicily’s journal. She must have produced other documents over her lifetime. Where would they have gone?’

‘They would have been absorbed into the Elvyng papers, most likely,’ I said. ‘Which, if they’re not in the Archives, must be…’

‘In one of the other Elvyng buildings,’ said Val. ‘Of which there are several.’

‘And!’ I said, not entirely listening. ‘Val, how did Cicily know about Mary Werewode’s work in the first place? She must have had something of Mary’s, too, something that indicated what she was doing. And if those things aren’t in the Archives, then—’

‘Then those might be with the Elvyng papers, too,’ said Val, sitting upright. ‘Yes! These ancient old families have boxes and boxes of such records lying about, and nobody ever cares to go through them. Anything important would be locked away, but crumbling notes on improbable subjects written by women nobody remembers or respects?’

‘What we want could be lying in an attic somewhere, just waiting to be found.’

‘So back to my earlier question,’ said Val.

‘If I was impossibly rich and spectacularly magickal, where would I store my junk?’

‘Exactly.’

‘I wasn’t actually joking about the attic.’

As one, we turned to look at the Elvyng Academy.

‘It’s said to have been founded in Wauter Elvyng’s own house,’ I said. ‘They had only four students to begin with, and they weren’t that rich yet. They didn’t have the means to buy a whole new property for it.’

‘Cicily might have lived there,’ said Val.

‘Almost certainly did,’ I agreed.

‘Do you think it’s too late to be admitted as students?’

‘Yes.’ I said this with some regret. As a child I’d dreamed of attending the Elvyng Academy — we all did — but the entry requirements would make your eyes bleed to look at them. I hadn’t been up to it. ‘We can, however, wave the Society flag and hope they find us impressive,’ I added.

‘If you can impress the Prince of Mandridore, you can impress the Elvyngs.’

‘Or their head teacher, anyway. Got your Important Person face on?’

Val drew herself up in her chair. I don’t know about me, but she can be imposing as hell when she wants to be. ‘Let’s go.’

Alchemy and Argent: 2

‘Where,’ I said plaintively, some twenty minutes later, ‘is Jay?’

I’d searched most of the building for him, and then the gardens, too, and found no sign. Ending up at last in the first-floor common room, just in case I’d missed him before, I posed my question to the room at large.

Three people were there: Dave from the treasury (accounts, by any other name; Milady despises modern corporate-speak); lovely, Scary Rob; and a newcomer (she looked about five minutes old) that I didn’t know.

Rob, parked by the open window with a tall glass of water at his elbow, looked up from the magazine he was reading. ‘He’s not here,’ he said.

‘I discovered that for myself just now.’ I flopped into a chair, disconsolate. Searching the premises for Jay had only made me hotter, and without the satisfaction of sharing Val’s breakthrough with him. ‘So where is he?’ I’d checked my phone, too, in case of missed messages from him, but there was nothing.

‘He’s off on assignment.’

I blinked. ‘Without me?’

‘He’s with Melissa’s team on some kind of artefact retrieval.’

 ‘Oh,’ I said.

Rob smiled, kindly enough, at my disappointment. ‘He’s the only Waymaster we have, Ves. You do realise how in demand he is? Every department at Home has been clamouring to borrow him for weeks.’

‘Oh,’ I said again.

‘You were lucky to monopolise him for so long.’

I waved this away, duly humbled. ‘Any idea when he’ll be back?’ I asked, super casually.

‘Miss him?’ said Rob.

‘It’s not that,’ I said quickly.

‘Mmhmm.’ Rob went back to his magazine.

‘It’s just that we’re starting to make a bit of a breakthrough on the alchemy thing, and we might need him soon.’

‘Oh?’ Rob looked up. ‘Where are you going?’

‘Possibly, York.’

‘York isn’t that far away.’

‘You mean we should drive places? In a car? Old school.’

Rob grinned. ‘You’re getting spoiled.’

‘I like my personal Waymaster service.’

‘Uh huh. But you’re in no way missing Jay.’

‘I miss my Waymaster,’ I sniffed. ‘Who happens to be Jay.’

‘Yes, and he isn’t yours.’

What that meant, of course, was that Jay had graduated from the position of new boy and no longer particularly needed my guidance. He was a fully-fledged agent in his own right, and in great demand. Popular, too. I couldn’t help noticing that everybody liked Jay.

‘Lonesome?’ said Rob.

‘I am not lonely,’ I said with imperious dignity.

He gave me much the same sceptical look I’d been getting from Val. He didn’t say anything else, but he didn’t need to. Val’s essential point held. I’d spent months rattling about the world(s) with Jay, frequently Alban and Zareen, and more recently Emellana Rogan, too. Now Alban and Em were gone back to Mandridore, Zareen was in recovery at the School of Weird, and Jay was off saving the magickal world without me.

Maybe I was just the teensiest bit lonely.

At least I had Val. And Addie. I could feel my link with my unicorn pal, wrapped tenderly around my heart. She was my familiar, and I suppose I was hers; I always felt her near me, even when she probably wasn’t. I’d taken more than one secret (hopefully) trip back to her glade to visit, and don my unicorn horn and tail myself. It felt good.

Possibly too good.

Rob was scrutinising me in that doctorly way of his. Looking for signs of ill-health, probably; Milady had given me stern instructions to rest. ‘Do I need a check-up?’ I asked him.

‘I don’t know,’ he said easily. ‘Are you feeling well?’

‘Completely.’ I flashed him my sunniest smile.

He was visibly unconvinced. ‘Look,’ he said, putting his magazine aside. ‘If you want to talk to someone, I’ve given Grace notice to give you an appointment anytime. She’ll see you whenever you want.’

‘Grace?’ I blurted. ‘Why?’

He shrugged. ‘Just in case.’

‘Did Milady put you up to this?’

‘She might have mentioned it.’

I said nothing more, fuming quietly. It wasn’t that I had anything against Grace personally. It was just the fact that Grace Clement is our resident psychologist. When Rob spoke of an appointment, he meant an intake interview. Or in other words, Milady thought I might be losing my marbles.

I don’t know quite why I felt offended by that, but I did.

Rob was waiting for an answer.

‘I’ll bear it in mind,’ I said.

His dark eyes twinkled at me. ‘You’re annoyed.’

‘Wouldn’t you be?’

He thought about that for a moment. ‘Only if I thought Milady might be right.’

‘About what? That I’m a sandwich short of a picnic?’

‘No, nothing like that. But, Ves, you’ve been through a lot lately. Things nobody knew were even possible. It would not be surprising if you were feeling a little… stressed.’

‘I’ve had plenty of rest,’ I said. ‘I’m fine.’

Rob nodded. ‘You should know that Jay saw her, before he left with Melissa.’

‘Jay? What? Is he all right?’

‘He’s fine. He just needed a little help processing a few things.’

Small wonder. Jay had joined us only in April, and as luck would have it he’d arrived just in time to be dropped in at the deep end. Way at the deep end. He didn’t have my ten-year experience of mad Society missions to help buffer the impact; he was fresh off the farm, so to speak. It was probably a good thing that he’d got some help.

I pushed aside some few, small, unworthy feelings — if Jay had been struggling, why hadn’t he talked to me? — and focused on feeling glad that he was okay.

‘Just think about it,’ said Rob. ‘Nobody’s going to push you, so don’t get mulish about it.’

‘Mulish? Me? Never.’ I stood up. ‘You don’t happen to know when Jay will be back, by any chance?’

‘I don’t think anyone does. He’ll be back when they’ve finished whatever they’re doing.’

I permitted myself a tiny sigh. ‘Thanks, Rob.’ I trailed off towards the door.

‘Ves?’ Rob said.

I stopped. ‘Yes?’

‘You can also just talk to me, if you feel more comfortable with that.’

I mulled that over. Maybe I would. I’d known Rob much longer than I’d known Grace, and we had been on several missions together. He had a solid, calm air about him that I found soothing, at least when he had his doctor hat on; not so much when he was in Scary Rob mode.

‘I’ll think about it,’ I said. ‘Thanks.’

I went up to my room. Someone had taped a page torn from a glossy mag onto my door.

Prince Alban Wows Europe, shouted the headline, and my heart quickened. He looked gorgeous, all princely splendour as he paid a state visit to some foreign troll kingdom or other.

He also had an unusual accessory. A woman almost as tall as he was stood at his side, decked in jewels and every inch a royal. Princess Marit, his wife.

My stomach dropped.

I snatched the page off my door and disappeared inside with it, retreating to my bed. I stared at the picture, hoping to find something to criticise. No luck. Marit was lovely, almost as beautiful as Alban was handsome, and with nothing of hauteur about her. Alban had implied that she was of a chilly disposition, but she didn’t look it. She was smiling, a real smile, not a fake, gracious-princess grimace. They looked good together.

I wondered who had left the page for me.

‘Right,’ I told myself after about ten minutes of this. ‘Get a grip, Ves.’ I screwed up the page and threw it in the bin, then sauntered into the bathroom. Enough pining. I’d deal with my used-dishcloth status with a cool shower, head down to the cafeteria for lunch, then get back to the library. My break hadn’t been quite the refreshing interlude Val had envisioned, and I’d about had enough of it.

Four hours later found me back in the library and glued to a computer. Val had reserved to herself the task of combing through Cicily’s journal again, looking for any clues she had missed. She also had three other books with her, the contents of which she would not tell me about. ‘Not until I’ve had a look,’ she’d insisted. ‘I don’t want to raise your hopes. Or mine.’

I didn’t mind. My job was to scour the secret internet archives pertaining to magickal history, the kind that only Val had full access to. I’d been at it for hours already, and I had a long list of notes forming. None of them especially pertinent, but notes nonetheless. Notes are good.

‘Any and all mentions of the Werewode family,’ Val had said. ‘Write them all down, Ves, especially any pertaining to the York area. Check family history records, too. I want to know if there were any other Werewodes of interest, and I really want to know what became of Cicily.’

‘Probably marriage,’ I’d suggested.

Hours later, I stuck by that surmise, with one modification: marriage or death. That’s because I had found zero references to a Cicily Werewode after 1583, which was approximately when she had been writing her journal. And when the women of history disappeared off the historical record like that, it usually meant they’d died — or undergone a marital name-change.

Unfortunately, marriage records don’t really go back that far. We could consult the parish register for the area she had got married in, but for that we’d need to know where she came from. Sadly for my theory, that had not proved to be York.

Half an hour later, I had it. I didn’t even have to dig through the magickal archives for this one; I found it in an obscure collection of birth and christening records from 1538 through to 1672. No marriage record for Cicily Werewode — but there was a birth. In the Yorkshire parish of Kirkby Malzeard, in 1590, a Godfrey Elvyng was born to Degare Elvyng and his wife, Cicily.

Elvyng. Middle name: Werewode.

I stared open-mouthed at the screen for fully a minute, barely breathing.

Then I rocketed out of my chair, and high-tailed it to Val’s desk.

‘Val,’ I said. ‘I’ve got it.’

She looked up, noted my expression of euphoric excitement, and sat straighter in her chair. ‘Go on,’ she said.

‘Cicily Werewode was an Elvyng.’

What?’

‘She must’ve married Degare Elvyng — I couldn’t find a marriage record for them but I found a birth record, there’s a son—’ I babbled on, probably making a confused mess of it but Val, to her credit, managed to follow me.

When I’d finished, she looked as electrified as I felt. ‘And is this the Elvyng family?’ she said.

‘How many magickal families called Elvyng can there possibly be in Yorkshire?’

She nodded slowly, her face alight with an excitement echoing my own. ‘Ves, you’re amazing. This is huge. We have to be onto something.’

Onto something we were. See, York looms large among magickal communities of the modern age. It’s been a centre of magick for centuries. It’s home not only to the aforementioned Magickal Archives which Val has already been plundering, but also to the Elvyng Academy, an ancient school for certain magickal disciplines which everybody who’s anybody has graduated from. And more. Lots more. There’s an entire street called Elvyng Lane right in the heart of York, and it’s a spot any magick user would kill to visit.

‘Val,’ I breathed. ‘Tell me we’re going shopping.’

‘We are not going shopping.’

‘Damnit.’

‘We are going on a serious, scholarly field trip.’

‘Yes.’ I adopted a suitably serious expression.

‘And if we should happen to pass by the most famous magick shop in Britain on the way, we cannot be held responsible for the consequences.’

‘Now you’re talking.’

Alchemy and Argent: 1

‘Cordelia Vesper,’ said Valerie, in the resonant tone of a disapproving headmistress. ‘You are bored.’

‘I deny it,’ I said instantly.

Val looked pointedly at my desk, and all the evidence to the contrary strewn across it. I’d adopted an out-of-the-way nook in the library at Home, tucked under one of the big, bright windows overlooking the sun-baked grounds. The window was wide open, letting in all the intense heat of mid-August and an occasional, desultory stir of air. Not enough of a breeze to cool me down. More than enough to cause havoc among the thousand or so sweet wrappers littering my desk top.

‘I got hungry,’ I said, as a faint puff of wind whisked a few more onto the floor.

Val folded her arms. Ordinarily stationed at her enormous desk at the entrance to the library — where she was on guard as much as on duty, nobody touched Val’s books without permission and expected to get away with it — she had floated through in her imposing green velvet chair to come check on me.

If only she could have done so back when I’d still been industriously employed. Like, about three days ago.

I gazed back at her innocently, and thumped the top of my respectable-looking stack of books. ‘Lots of good stuff happening.’

‘Excess of sweets,’ said Val, pointing. ‘Dearth of notes. Phone. Far too much staring out of the window. Need I go on?’

She was right on all points. My notebook, optimistically opened at a clean page, had exactly three words written in it (“Nicolas Flamel sucks”). My phone lay on top, screen on, currently displaying an ongoing text conversation between me and Alban that had not, to my regret, received any new instalments since Monday.

And I had been staring out of the window. It was the heat that did it, I swear. I wore the airiest summer dress I possessed (pale blue silk), and my hair (silver this week) was scraped up off my neck, but nothing could keep me cool in thirty-four degree heat. Not even in the great stone pile that is Home.

I drooped in my chair. Busted. ‘All right, all right. I’m bored out of my skull. It’s been two and a half weeks, Val.’

Her brows rose. She looked cool as a proverbial cucumber, her dark skin free of the perspiration so unbecomingly glimmering upon my own, her black hair elegantly swept up and frizz-free. Is there a charm to keep cool in summer? Why hasn’t anyone ever told me? ‘Whatever happened to Library Fiend Ves?’ said she.

She had a point. The old me would never have got bored in a library like this. What was wrong with me.

I opened my mouth to defend myself, came up with nothing, and shut it again. ‘I’m the worst person alive,’ I said instead. ‘All that time complaining that I wanted to come Home, and now look at me. Bored.

Val softened. ‘It is understandable. After weeks on end of wild adventures and daring deeds, the change of pace has been abrupt.’

Maybe that was it. Out on the Fifth Britain, chasing down the clues we need to halt the decline of magick, I’d felt like I was really doing something. Something important.

It was harder to feel the same way about combing through dusty old books, considering that the vast majority proved to have nothing useful in them at all.

‘I’m addicted to danger,’ I sighed. ‘Hooked on adventure. The new Ves needs peril and adversity to thrive.’

‘I think you were getting tired of that, too,’ Val justly observed.

‘You’re right. Nothing pleases me. I’ve become a monster.’

She grinned. ‘Why don’t you take a break?’

‘Nooooo.’ I sat up, wielding my pen with intent.

‘Why not?’

‘This is an important job, and we haven’t made much progress on it. I just need to focus.’ All this started a few weeks back, when Val uncovered no fewer than two ancient alchemists — self-professed — who claimed to have performed wonders regarding ordinarie metals such as sylver or gould given magycke beyond their common bounds. Sounds promising, no? But one turned out to be about as magickal as a lump of plastic; his books were essentially fiction. The other had been a trail that simply dried up. Only the one reference to magycke sylver was ever made in Valentine Argentein’s book, and Val had drawn a total blank on finding out anything else about him at all. It was as though he had existed only to produce one weedy little pamphlet and then vanished into thin air.

That and the improbably pertinent surname meant that the name Valentine Argentein was probably a pseudonym of some kind, but for whom? Nobody knew.

 ‘No progress?’ Val sniffed. ‘Speak for yourself.’

I dropped the pen again. ‘What? What did you find out?’

Val’s chair drifted nearer. ‘Nicolas Flamel,’ she began.

‘Argh,’ I said.

Nicolas Flamel,’ Val repeated, ‘May be of some use after all. Yes, I know he’s credited with far more than he probably achieved, almost certainly did not create any “philosopher’s stone”, and is highly unlikely to have discovered an elixir of immortality.’

‘I wish people would stop obsessing about him,’ I grumped, sourly eyeing my book stack. You read about alchemy, you’re going to read about Flamel. Every. Single. Time. And no one can even agree about whether or not he had any magick. He was most likely irrelevant to our entire investigation, but continued to obtrude, like a fourteenth-century French wall I couldn’t see around.

‘He is insufferably boring and cannot be defended for his omnipresence,’ Val agreed, possibly with a shade of sarcasm. ‘But, his connections are beginning to interest me. For example, did you know he was acquainted with Mary Werewode?’

‘Mary Werewode— hang on—’ I groped for my notebook, and flipped feverishly through its pages. I’d come across that name before, buried in an otherwise underwhelming book called The Principles of Alchymistry. ‘Right. The lady laughing stock.’ She’d been a low-ranking noblewoman in the late 1300s with an interest in natural philosophy. Society at the time wasn’t so forgiving of women taking an interest in anything but home and hearth, so that might have been reason enough for her reputation. But what I’d read of her did sound pretty bizarre. For example, she believed that bathing naked under the full moon would restore her youth — something about absorbing the gentle radiance through her bare skin.

I can tell you, there’s nothing in either science or magick that would allow for that. More’s the pity.

Val, though, was grinning, a rather devilish expression. ‘You should know, Ves. The shining lights of history were often considered cranks in their own time.’

‘So Mary Werewode wasn’t a crank?’ I perked up. If there was the smallest possibility that a spot of naked moon-bathing would take a few years off me, I was up for it.

‘I don’t know yet,’ Val cautioned. ‘But Flamel is said to have corresponded with her, which means maybe she wasn’t just spouting hot air. None of those letters seem to have survived, but there is one point of possible interest.’ She set before me a slim volume, leather-bound and crusty with age. It had the delicate, feminine look of a ladies’ journal.

‘This is nowhere near old enough to be Mary Werewode’s,’ I said.

‘It actually belonged to Cicily Werewode, who identifies herself as Mary’s descendant. She appears to have been a great admirer of her great-great-grandmother’s work, and expressed a strong desire to reproduce it.’

I eyed the book, sceptical. ‘And Mary Werewode corresponded with Flamel. Are we talking more elixir-of-immortality nonsense?’ Alchemists of the past seem to have come in two kinds, according to my reading. The kind that chased after elixirs and philosopher’s stones — Flamel-style — and who possessed no actual magick with which to do it; and the kind we were more interested in, the witches and magicians of the past who had some magickal talent to bring to bear. It was the latter kind I’d been chasing, and failing to uncover. The lead-into-gold crowd had completely co-opted the term Alchemy, and even hundreds of years later that’s all anyone talks about.

I suppose the big question is: was there any overlap between the two? I couldn’t answer that one either.

‘According to what she says,’ insisted Val, perhaps noticing my slight abstraction. The heat, I tell you. It turns my brains to cotton-wool. ‘Mary had no interest in the elixir of life, or any of that guff.’

‘I find that hard to believe. She was known for trying to spin youth from moonlight.’

‘Yes, but Cicily claims she deliberately spread these absurd notions about, in order to conceal what she was really doing.’

‘You mean she wanted to be known as a crank?’

‘The practice of alchemy didn’t always make a person popular,’ Val said. ‘That might be one motive.  And then, she may not have wanted to run the risk of someone else taking credit for her work.’

‘You mean like somebody male.’

‘It was a thing that happened.’

‘Tell me about it.’

‘Anyway, if Cicily is to be believed, nothing we’ve read about Mary Werewode had any basis in reality. Cicily was certainly a practitioner of magick, and she says Mary was, too. She claims her great-grandmother was a pioneer of magickal alchemy, preceding James Fryelond and Florian van der Linden by almost fifty years. And her speciality?’ Val paused for effect.

‘Yeeeees?’ I said.

Silver,’ said Val. ‘Which, according to Cicily, was another reason why Mary was laughed at. What kind of an alchemist wants to make silver when you could be making gold, or better yet diamonds?’

‘The kind who knew about moonsilver!’ I grabbed for the little book. Carefully. ‘Hey, I wonder if her moon-bathing had some kernel of truth to it, too. Maybe she wasn’t spreading absurd stories about herself. Maybe they were the truth, but they sounded so insane nobody believed them.’

‘The word moonsilver seems to be specific to the Yllanfalen,’ Val said, shaking her head. ‘Cicily never uses it, and we have no reason to think Mary did either. So, probably not.’

‘Damn.’ Something about the very craziness of the idea appealed to me. ‘Val, I swear you’re a marvel. Where did you dig up this gem?’ The two men she’d named, Fryelond and van der Linden, were legends in magickal alchemy (as far as that ever went) and as such had been our starting points. We’d both read their books from cover to cover, forwards and backwards, hoping to find something about magickal silver. But neither of them had even touched upon the subject, preferring only marginally successful attempts to turn pebbles into the kinds of imbued jewels Wands are made out of. We’d hit a wall. Again.

Had Val found a way forward?

‘An obscure mention of an obscure mention,’ said Val, shrugging. ‘You know how that goes. I followed a trail through some journals and treatises, tracked down a surviving copy of this book in the catalogue of the Magickal Archives of the City of York, and requested a loan. It arrived this morning.’

And there you have it. Val is the best historical detective in the known world. ‘Can I read it?’ I asked, tenderly stroking the cover.

‘You can, but I’ve already compiled notes about the salient parts. And I really think you should take a break.’

I looked sadly at the little book. I still wanted to read it, but Val was right. With cotton-wool for brains, I probably wouldn’t achieve much by doing so.

‘I take it the answers we want aren’t in here,’ I said. ‘That would be far too easy.’

‘No, that’s the frustrating part. We know from Cicily that Mary Werewode devoted many years to the alchemical study of silver in some fashion, but Cicily is vague on the details.’

‘Damn.’

‘But.’

I held my breath. I love it when Val says something fabulously erudite, if disappointing, followed by a qualifying but. Some marvellous twist is always coming.

‘This journal was written when she was a very young woman,’ said Val. ‘Scarcely twenty. She’d been investigating Mary’s work for less than a year, and as yet I have no idea what became of her afterwards.’

‘Ooooh.’ My imagination raced away, picturing all the fabulous things Cicily Werewode might have gone on to do in the 1600s or whenever it was she’d lived. Perfected her ancestor’s moon-bathing technique. Created reams upon reams of magickal silver, and helpfully left the recipe lying around somewhere for us to find. Discovered the elixir of immortality, and used it.

Regretfully, I discarded all my ideas. If she had done any such things, she would be a legend.

Unless… unless she, too, had kept her endeavours a secret.

Never mind. We had a trail to follow, and Library Detectives Val and Ves were on the case. I perked up. ‘Why was it in York?’ I said. ‘Is that where the Werewodes lived?’

‘Pertinent question, Ves,’ said Val. ‘I wondered that, too, and I’m looking into it.’

‘I could look into it!’ I beamed hopefully.

‘You could, if you weren’t just about to take a break.’

‘But—’

‘Go get some air, Ves. You look like a wrung-out dishcloth.’

‘Ouch.’

‘Harsh, but fair.’ Val retrieved Cicily’s journal, smoothly rotated her chair, and floated off back to her desk.

I hauled myself up from my chair, paused while my overheated head swam and my vision blurred, and finally stumbled my way towards the door. If I had to take a break, well then Jay was going to take a break with me.

The Heart of Hyndorin: 20

Some unknowable time later, I was dozing by the lily-pool when an unusual scent caught my nostrils.

I lifted my head, so fast as to crack my crown against the low-hanging branches above me. I snorted in annoyance.

Addie pretended she hadn’t noticed, but I could tell by her studiedly serene posture that she had. And she was laughing at me.

Addie!’ I hissed. ‘Do you smell that?’

She lifted her nose, and inhaled.

Then she bolted up right, and shot away from the pool at a full gallop.

I followed at a (slightly) more sedate pace, laughing.

I caught up with her at the mouth of our perfect little glade. She had her rump turned to me, her tail swishing, nose-down in a bag of chips. I poked my nose over her shoulder to have a look. They were the fat-cut kind, her favourite. Crispy on the outside, pillowy in the middle, and translucent with grease.

The bag was held by Jay.

‘Okay, this one’s Adeline,’ he called, and I saw somebody else behind him. Somebody tall, and broad-shouldered, with green-tinted skin, emerald-bright eyes, and bronzed, artfully-windswept hair.

My nose informed me that he, too, had brought an offering.

I swarmed past Addie and almost knocked the Baron over in my enthusiasm. Whether it was his presence that awoke such feelings, or the enormous plate he carried in his hands, I couldn’t have said. I mean, that sounds bad, but he’d brought pancakes. Not just any pancakes, either, but troll-sized pancakes; the kind we’d eaten that day at breakfast, when he had taken me out on what turned out to not be a date.

Well, at least the pancakes had been good. Seriously good. And these were the same: dripping in syrup, laden with ice cream, and tooth-achingly sweet.

I was halfway down the plate before it occurred to me to wonder what they were doing in our Glade, or how they had found it.

‘So we’ve found Ves,’ said Jay, laughing.

Alban winced, and steadied himself, almost bowled over by my attack on the pancake plate.

That was new. I, scrawny Ves, was big and muscly enough to knock over a troll.

‘Ves?’ said Alban. ‘That is you, isn’t it?’

I lifted my head, chewing an enormous mouthful of crisp pancake batter and mixed-fruit ice cream. ‘Obviously?’ I said, spraying syrup.

The word emerged as a whinny.

‘Damnit,’ I sighed. Another whinny.

‘It has to be Ves,’ said Jay. ‘You sent her off with Addie, and Addie’s here. How likely is it that there are two pancake-obsessed unicorns living on the Society’s doorstep?’

‘Obsessed?’ I objected. ‘I’m not obsessed. I can stop anytime I want.’ I punctuated this statement with an emphatic gulp of sweet, delicious food, and then took a determined step back, shaking my head.

This was real heroism, I thought, mournfully eyeing the plate. Forget precision-strike raids on ancient magickal towers, and wresting vital magickal history out of the proverbial grave. Refraining from eating the last mouthfuls of pancakes and ice cream? That was the stuff of legend.

‘Fine, I take it back,’ said Jay, grinning. ‘You aren’t in the least bit obsessed with pancakes.’

I nodded my satisfaction, made a lunge for the plate, and swallowed the last morsels in two bites.

‘Right, so,’ said Jay, patting my neck. ‘We’ve found Ves. Now what?’

Alban set the plate down in the grass, and I devoted myself to licking it clean of every last drop of syrup. ‘Milady said to bring her in, no?’

‘I have no idea how we’re going to get her up all those stairs.’

‘Maybe House can help with that.’

‘Might do,’ Jay agreed. Then he added, ‘Come to think of it, I have no idea how we’re going to get her out of this glade.’

‘She does look comfortable,’ Alban agreed.

I beamed. I was comfortable. ‘I was born to be a unicorn,’ I informed them both.

‘Uh huh.’ Jay looked a little wide-eyed as he stared at me. ‘I possibly don’t want to know what you just said.’

I bumped Addie with my shoulder, rubbed my nose against her side, and waited. If I stood here and looked pretty, would someone show up with more pancakes? This approach had been working pretty well for Addie.

‘You want to come with us, Ves?’ said Jay. ‘Milady wants to see you.’

I twitched my tail, thinking it over. Or, I tried. Memories slipped away like the water-weeds I’d tried to eat from the lily pond. I knew these men; they were dear to me. But they belonged to another time, one that faded like a dream whenever I tried to fix my thoughts upon it.

Stray memories of chocolate-pots and endless stairs floated through my mind; of velvet-clad wingback chairs, and heavy piles of books; of a huge desk in a huge library, Val sitting behind it; of a long avenue of trees, sometimes upside-down, and Zareen with a poison-green streak in her hair.

‘I don’t know,’ I said, licking syrup from my lips. ‘It’s peaceful here.’

‘Come on,’ said Jay. ‘Please? The Society needs you.’

I snorted.

‘We need you,’ added Jay.

‘True,’ said Alban. ‘We do. Pup’s lost without you. Val told me she’d chop off your horn if you didn’t come home. And Zareen sent this.’ He held up his phone. Letters on the screen swam about a bit, and came into focus: Ves, get your sorry butt back Home or you’ll be SORRY.

My ear twitched. Nobody wanted to get in the Queen of the Dead’s bad books.

‘The thing is,’ I said, sidling about a bit. ‘I don’t seem to have any hands.’

Jay sighed. ‘I wish we knew what she was saying.’

‘Or feet,’ I continued. ‘Or arms. You can’t be much of an agent without a few things like that, and I’ve kind of lost mine.’

Jay and Alban blinked blankly at me.

‘Do you happen to know how to de-horn me?’ I said. ‘Not in the way Val said. Do you have any idea how to make me Ves-shaped and humanoid? Because damned if I do.’ I wasn’t altogether sure I wanted to be Ves-shaped and humanoid again; I had the vague but settled sense that I had been making a right royal mess of being Ves, lately. I’d been okay as a unicorn. I was good as a unicorn.

‘Why don’t you just come with us?’ said Jay. ‘And we’ll see what happens? Nod once for yes. Shake for no.’

I stamped a foot.

‘Is that yes?’ said Jay.

I gave a horsie sigh, nipped affectionately at Addie’s neck, and stomped off towards the Glade’s entrance.

‘Ooh, we’re going,’ said Jay, and ran after me.

I left the Glade with a dual escort, Jay’s hand resting on the left side of my neck, Alban’s hand upon my right. I felt fine. I felt great.

Only, once we were over the threshold, everything fell apart. The lovely, fizzy feeling of magick-down-to-my-bones faded away, and with it, my flowing, shampoo-advertisement mane. When I tossed my head, the satisfying thwoosh of my horn slicing through empty air abruptly disappeared. I put up a hand, and groped around atop my own head.

‘Damnit,’ I sighed. ‘Did it have to be that easy…?’

‘Welcome back, Ves,’ said Jay, and I waited in general expectation of being hugged by somebody.

It didn’t happen. My gentleman companions were, if anything, edging away from me.

‘Oh, come on. I don’t get a welcome-back-to-two-legged-kind squish?’

‘Clothes,’ Jay coughed.

I looked down.

There weren’t any.

‘It did feel a bit draughty out here,’ I said nonchalantly. ‘Anybody lend me a something?’

Jay looked helplessly at Alban. Here in the height of summer, nobody needed coats much, and neither of them was wearing one. A jaunty sun bathed us in such balmy warmth, I wouldn’t have minded proceeding without clothes, except that I was clearly making my gentlemen uncomfortable.

‘Alban,’ I said, beaming. ‘I could wear your shirt like a dress.’

I could, too. The hem would probably hit me somewhere around mid-thigh, which was enough to preserve modesty until I could pick up some of my own clothes.

My request had nothing whatsoever to do with a desire to see a certain dishy troll without his shirt. Honest.

‘All right,’ said Alban, and my heart leapt.

But instead of stripping off his white, long-sleeved shirt, he plucked at it with both hands, and made a peeling motion. Another shirt came away in his hands, identical to the first. He shook this second shirt out, and gave it to me.

‘Nice trick,’ I said, and put it on. It might not be Alban’s real shirt (I guess?), but it was still faintly warm from his skin. I rolled up the sleeves a bit more.

‘I don’t have a lot of magick,’ said Alban, with a wry smile. ‘And I can’t do anything useful with it. But sartorial quandaries I can certainly solve.’

‘My hero,’ said I, and Jay rolled his eyes.

‘Welcome back, Ves,’ said Milady a little later.

I’d been delivered up to her tower by my joint escort, and they had left me there for a no-doubt minute debriefing. I’d dived past my own room on the way up, and grabbed a summer dress out of my wardrobe, plus a pair of sandals. It wouldn’t do to present oneself before Milady in nothing but a borrowed man’s shirt. I’d also found my shoulder-bag lying upon my bed, with all my stuff in it. No Mauf, though.

‘How long was I gone?’ I asked.

‘About three weeks.’

‘That’s… longer than I thought.’

‘And how did you enjoy your sojourn among the unicorns?’

‘It’s like I was one of them.’

‘Indeed.’ The air sparkled with her mirth. ‘Do you feel… in health?’

‘You mean, am I still an out-of-control magickal fountain, causing chaos wherever I go? No. I think… I think I’m okay.’

And I was. I still fizzed oddly with magick from time to time, and I couldn’t absolutely swear that weird things wouldn’t happen around me once in a while. But I felt more… centred. Less like a storm in a teacup. More like the old Ves. Kind of.

My bond with Addie, formed through the unusual and unexpected expedient of adopting her shape, her lifestyle and her company for three long weeks, held strong even when I was back in my regular configuration. I felt it, close to my heart, an invisible link across which magick flowed like the cool waters of the lily stream.

‘The Glade is a safe repository for the excess,’ said Milady with approval. ‘It is fortunate that you were able to bond with Adeline.’

‘Fortunate,’ I agreed, thinking of all the “fortunate” things that tended to happen around Milady. I hovered on the brink of asking her about my clairvoyance theory, and… didn’t. Did I lack the courage?

Apparently.

‘The lyre has been delivered back to your mother,’ Milady continued. ‘Jay has submitted a full report of its effects upon you. This is under investigation.’

‘Great.’

‘You may also like to know that Miranda is back with the Society.’

‘Ah…?’

‘She has not yet been restored to her former privileges and position, but I have hopes that this may come to pass in time.’

I said nothing.

‘Do you disapprove, Ves?’

‘I don’t trust her,’ I said bluntly.

‘We will all need time to rebuild our trust.’

‘Hmph.’ I swallowed my disgruntlement, and set the matter aside. Milady, invariably, knew best. ‘What about Torvaston’s research?’

‘Ah! Yes! You are all to be congratulated for such an exciting discovery. Your book — Gallimaufry — is with the library at present; Valerie is consulting him regarding the various records and copies he was able to make during your mission. Jay’s pictures also. The Court, meanwhile, has been loud in its praise of you all. They are extremely pleased with the results you were able to produce.’

‘Cool,’ I said. ‘And?’

‘I don’t precisely understand the question.’

‘Are we building a new Heart of Hyndorin?’

‘The Court appears to favour the term magickal modulator.

‘Snappy. How nicely it alliterates.’

‘Quite. It is not yet known whether we will be able to recreate Torvaston’s work, but naturally we are prepared to try. Once the plans have been suitably processed, studied and stored, they will be delivered to Orlando. The Court will also be sending us one or two of their own inventors, to assist with the work.’

‘We do seem to be forging close links with the Court these days.’

‘Our goals happen to align.’

I fiddled with my own fingers, and shifted from foot to foot.

‘What is it, Ves?’ said Milady.

‘Can I come Home?’ I blurted. ‘Can we come home? It’s been wild working for the Court, but…’ I couldn’t put my homesickness into words, and I didn’t try. Milady must know how I felt.

‘I believe the project may now be declared out of your hands,’ said Milady. ‘There is no need for any repeat missions to the fifth Britain at this time.’

‘And if the Ministry takes exception to the pursuit of Torvaston’s project, we’re calling it Mandridore’s fault?’

‘It is entirely their fault,’ said Milady serenely.

‘Does that mean yes?’

‘Yes, Ves, I think it does.’

I fist-bumped the empty air.

‘Though,’ said Milady. ‘You will find that Zareen is not presently in residence.’

‘Is she all right?’

‘She is in poor health. I have sent her for treatment.’

Probably she had gone back to the School of Weird, or some related facility. My heart twisted with regret. Poor Zar had taken a serious beating; worse than the rest of us. Had it been worth it?

‘I believe she will make a full recovery,’ added Milady. ‘But it will be some time before she will rejoin us.’

‘Soooo,’ I said, smiling in sheer relief. ‘Everybody’s okay.’

‘More or less.’

‘And we’re all Home. Or will be.’

‘I hope that you will all remain so.’

‘What’s my next assignment, Boss?’

‘Take some rest.’

I blinked. ‘That’s not very fun.’

‘But it is necessary. You are almost as much in need of restful recovery as Zareen.’

‘No way. I’ve had three weeks in unicorn paradise. I’m fine.’

‘Rest,’ said Milady firmly. ‘After which, I will have an exciting new job for you.’

My ears pricked up at that. ‘Ohhh?’

‘I cannot share too many details at present, but—’

‘Come on,’ I pleaded. ‘Don’t leave me in suspense!’

‘Well. If Orlando, and his team, conclude that a new modulator may be successfully created from Torvaston’s plans, then of course the Court will put such a project into immediate development.’

‘Yes!’

‘And that means that materials will be required.’

‘Materials… oooh. You mean magickal Silver.’

‘What the Yllanfalen refer to as moonsilver. Yes.’

‘Or skysilver. I can never remember which. Is that what we’re calling it?’

‘I think “suitable materials” will suffice.’

‘I suppose it’s as good a code word as any.’

‘As you must be aware, this kind of suitable material is in short supply,’ said Milady firmly, towing us back on track.

‘Yes. It’s supposed to be mined out, even on the fifth.’

‘I believe we can conclude that there are no more accessible, naturally-occurring sources of this material remaining.’

‘Maybe on one of the other Britains?’

‘There is little reason to think so. And if there were, I cannot in the least imagine how we would find them. Can you?’

‘Well… no. There— did Jay tell you? There is a stash of it in Torvaston’s tower.’

‘Yes, but he is not of the opinion that it would be possible, or indeed desirable, to try to take it.’

He had a point. Luan would never give it up willingly, certainly not for such a purpose. The Earl strongly disapproved of the whole idea of recreating Torvaston’s invention. And to flat-out steal it… no. We, the Society, were better than that. We had to be.

‘I do have another idea,’ said Milady.

I perked up. ‘Is this one of your hunchy-things?’

‘My what?’

I coughed. ‘Er, nothing.’

There was a slight pause.

‘The fact is,’ Milady resumed. ‘I have consulted Val.’

‘Always a good move!’

‘She reports the existence of one or two ancient resources which suggest an interesting alternative. It may no longer be possible to pull natural Silver out of the ground, but if history is to be believed, one or two individuals have undertaken serious attempts to create it.’

‘Alchemy?’ I blurted.

‘Exactly.’

‘But— but— alchemy’s a dead art. Nobody’s bothered with transmutation in years.’

‘No one has publically attempted alchemical transmutation in years,’ Milady corrected.

‘You know I’m a sucker for a nice, dark secret.’

‘Indeed. Let me worry about who is going to perform this transmutation. Your job is to discover the means.’

‘I’m on the hunt for a long-lost recipe?’

‘Yes. I want you and Val to find out if these documents are authentic, and their accounts reliable. If they are, then your next task is to unearth further resources.’

My heart performed a weird flutter of excitement. Library mission! Yes!

‘So,’ I said. ‘When you say “rest”…’

‘If some part of this period of recovery involves your spending time in the library, I shall be quite satisfied.’

‘Attended, perhaps, by a duvet and a pot of chocolate?’ I said hopefully.

‘I believe that will be acceptable.’

I whipped out my phone, now blessedly functional again. Val, I typed. Weeks-long library slumber party. You and me. Starting now.

‘I’ll get right on that,’ I told Milady.

The air sparkled again. ‘I thought you might.’

My phone buzzed. Message from Val. It said: Get down here, slowpoke.

I kicked up my heels, and got going.

Milady spoke once more as I wrenched open the tower door. ‘Ves?’ she called. ‘There’s chocolate in the pot.’

The Heart of Hyndorin: 19

Let it be noted: there are drawbacks to radiating magick like some kind of arcane halogen heater.

It might sound like a good deal, and it certainly has its upsides (see: Zareen’s casual exorcism of a ten-strong haunting team, with a flick of her cadaverous fingers).

The downsides, though? For one, it should not be possible for other people to soak up magick like a sponge, just by touching me. It meant I wasn’t so much a magickal battery as a broken tap, spewing precious magickal resources every which way with no semblance of control. And if I wasn’t in possession of enough hangers-on to take some of the magickal overload, I’d probably burst.

That was really going to play hell with my social life.

For another thing, magick is super fun and all (see: never-ending chocolate pots, and rainbow hair), but it’s also scary as hell and dangerous beyond all reason. Give a furious and exhausted woman access to a convenient magickal reservoir, let her be possessed of terrifying necromantic powers, and top it all off by putting her in immediate danger, and… the results are not pretty.

Here’s what happened to Fenella Beaumont.

‘Shit,’ said Zareen, as Fenella rampaged in our direction, wearing the expression of a woman intent on nothing but our total destruction.

It was hard to blame her, even. We did have a regrettable way of wrecking her stuff.

‘Do you have any idea what you have just done?’ she screamed, mostly at Zareen, but her rage certainly included me. ‘Ten waymaster spirits! There probably aren’t another ten left in Britain! All that work — what we’ve expended — the rarity — my castle! Ruined!’

I listened, faintly intrigued. I’d never heard anyone literally splutter with fury before.

It occurred to me that I ought to be more worried, but I felt spacy and detached, like I existed on a different magickal plane to everyone else. Perhaps I did.

Zareen, though, was in no way detached. She squared up to Fenella, our own personal Queen of the Dead versus the woman who enslaved spirits, hauled entire castles from world to world, and had built a magickal organisation to rival every other known to man.

They ought to have been evenly matched.

They would have been, if it wasn’t for me.

‘Stop there,’ said Zareen, icy-cold, and her voice boomed and echoed, as though she spoke from the middle of a thunderstorm. Or as though she was the thunderstorm.

‘Or what?’ spat Fenella. ‘You’ve already done your worst.’ She whipped out a rose-quartz Wand, and power built around her in waves. Pressure built. Two elemental forces faced off against one another.

‘Ves,’ hissed Jay, and hands pulled at me. ‘You need to get out of here.’

I understood where he was coming from. Any bystanders to this particular fight were likely to end up smashed to smithereens, and I was already in a vulnerable state.

But, leaving Zar to face Fenella’s wrath alone was not an option. I shook my head, resisting his — and Alban’s — attempts to peel me away.

‘My worst?’ said Zareen, and smiled. ‘Not quite.’

I braced myself for an explosion of some kind, but… nothing happened.

Instead, I felt a faint woosh. A small ocean of magick poured out of me; Zareen took it, and with a tilt of her head and a blink of her coal-black eyes, she directed it with devastating force.

Fenella keeled over backwards, and lay inert as a stone.

For about five long seconds, no one spoke.

‘You’ve killed her,’ said Jay, and ran to kneel beside Fenella. He peered into her eyes, shook her, and finally checked her pulse. ‘She’s dead.’

‘She is not dead,’ said Zareen, and the thunder had yet to fade from her voice.

‘Stone dead,’ Jay said. ‘See for yourself.’

I, drained, slithered to the ground in an inelegant heap. As I released Zareen, the cadaver began to fade from her appearance. Her skin regained a little of its normal colour; flesh returned to her bones, and some of the black drained out of her eyes. She began to shake, but when she spoke again, her words emerged like steel bullets. ‘All right, she’s temporarily dead.’

‘Temporarily?’ I said, faintly. ‘What did you do to her?’

‘Soul-ripped her.’ Zareen spoke with awful casualness, and shrugged.

‘Which is what—’ I began.

Em said, ‘Her spirit is separated from her body.’ She gestured with one large hand, in a direction slightly removed from Fenella’s prone body. ‘She is, in ordinary parlance, a ghost.’

‘Zar.’ I sat up, my head spinning. ‘You can’t do that to people.’

Zareen gave a faint, huffy sigh. ‘I didn’t quite mean to. It isn’t something I can do, ordinarily.’

And so I learned that it was my fault. ‘Oh,’ I said, sagging. ‘Sorry.’

‘It isn’t something anybody can do,’ Zareen added, and now she sounded wondering and intrigued. She approached Fenella’s body, and eyed the dead woman with interest. ‘I’ll have to write an essay on it.’

‘It is in contravention of at least six magickal laws,’ Emellana pointed out.

‘Right,’ said Zar. ‘Maybe not the essay.’

‘In the meantime,’ said Jay, with emphasis. ‘What do we do about it?’

‘Do?’ Zareen echoed, blinking.

‘We can’t just leave her like this.’

Zareen shrugged. ‘It takes a lot to keep soul and body separate, if the body hasn’t actually died. She will soon find her way back. Or George will do it for her.’

‘Are you sure the body hasn’t died?’

‘I didn’t do anything to it, so I don’t see how it would’ve.’ Zareen began to sound annoyed.

And exhausted.

Me, I was losing all the good-in-a-bad-way feelings I’d had, and was coming to feel just plain bad. Like I needed to run up a mountain without stopping, and at the same time sleep for about twelve years. ‘Um,’ I said.

Nobody heard me. An argument flared up between Jay and Zareen, he (not unjustifiably) condemning her for her lack of concern over Fenella’s death, she hotly defending her conduct. Emellana, apparently appointing herself as mediator, oversaw the debate; I heard her calm voice chime in from time to time.

It was Alban who picked me up off the floor, where I’d been reclining in a most undignified posture, and steadied me on my feet. ‘Are you all right?’ he said.

‘No,’ I whispered, though his touch soothed a little. ‘I think… I think I’m going to need Addie.’

‘Right.’

‘And quickly.’

Here’s a little secret.

When I first met Adeline, quite a few years ago, she’d been hanging out in a proper Unicorn Glade situated surprisingly close to Home.

When I say “unicorn glade”, I mean that the place was hidden deep inside a tucked-away magickal Dell; it had the full complement of enchanted waters (smelling of nectar), jewel-green grasses, endless sunshine, and singing bees; and its unicorn residents numbered at least five, one of which had been Addie.

No one at Home had ever mentioned there being a Unicorn Glade on the doorstep. Even Milady had never made reference to it, despite knowing all about my friendship with Addie. To this day, I don’t know whether that’s because it is considered to be a deep, dark secret, or whether no one else actually knows about it.

Anyway, I haven’t been back since that one day I went there with the bag of chips, and came out with a new friend. I tried once, but I could not find it again.

Alban got me out of Ashdown Castle. I don’t really know how; I wasn’t entirely with it, anymore. There was rapid motion as I was swept out into the darkening evening beyond the castle’s gates, half-carried by my long-suffering friend, for I was too fascinated by the effects of my overabundant magick to remember quite how to keep putting one foot in front of the other. Every time I took a step, something happened. Flowers bloomed beneath my feet, grew toothy mouths, and tried to bite my ankles. Sparks flew up from the ground, and did their best to set fire to our clothes. I almost drowned in chocolate, when the grass under my feet abruptly turned molten and cocoa-scented, and I had to be hauled out — only to emerge with no trace of chocolate on my shoes.

It went on in this style, proving that while the effects of my peculiar state might be unpredictable and inconsistent, they were certainly going to be persistent. And inconvenient. I definitely heard Alban swearing, at one point.

‘Ves,’ he said, after a little while, and we stopped. We’d gone far enough away from Ashdown as to be out of sight. ‘The pipes? Time to summon Addie.’

‘Right.’ I dug around in my blouse, fumbling everything with trembling fingers.

Politely, Alban looked away.

‘Ha.’ I found the pipes, and held them triumphantly aloft. A stray beam of dying sunlight caught them, and they lit up like… well, like a magickal artefact of indescribable power.

‘Good,’ said Alban, and waited. When I remained where I was, gazing in frozen wonder upon the beauty of my syrinx pipes, he cleared his throat and said: ‘Go on. Play them. Play Addie’s song.’

I did that. The song got a bit more complicated than usual, as though the pipes were more or less playing themselves. ‘Wow,’ I said, when I/we had finished. ‘I’ve never been that good!’

Alban grinned. ‘You’re a mythical creature of limitless power. You’ll have to get used to that.’

‘That isn’t the idea, though, is it?’ I said, watching in fascination as the pipes morphed in my hand. ‘I’m to be drained of magic, like a wet dish cloth.’ The pipes became a conch shell in mother-of-pearl; a magickal Silver thimble; a miniature kingfisher, clad in gold; a rose the size of my fist, made of pure ruby.

In came Addie with a swoosh of her pearly-white wings, and a quadruple thud as her silvery hooves hit the turf. She dashed over to me and shoved me with her nose.

‘I’m fine,’ I lied, and all but fell on her.

She shoved me again, rudely. This wasn’t concern. This was anger.

‘Fine, I’m sorry,’ I babbled. ‘I know I took you far away from home, and got you captured by nefarious evil-doers, and then kind of ignored you for a while afterwards—’

She stepped on my foot. I paused to emit a faint shriek.

‘—but it isn’t that I don’t love you,’ I gasped, my eyes watering. ‘And I don’t even have any fried potato products with me to prove it, but I swear I will make up for that, Addie.’

Carefully, Alban extended a hand and patted Addie’s silky mane. Under his touch, she calmed maybe just a fraction.

‘I need help,’ I told her. ‘Look.’ I held out my left hand to show her. I still had a hand, which was nice, only the skin and muscle and bone was gone. I had a jewelled claw of a hand instead, and if I wasn’t crazy to even imagine it (always a possibility) I might have said it was wrought out of magickal Silver. My fingernails had a most attractive Silvery sheen.

‘This kind of crap is not going to stop,’ I said to Addie. ‘I also may have helped rip a woman into two separate pieces not long ago — physical and corporeal — and though Zar swears she’ll be fine I’m not sure, Addie. I’ve become a danger, old girl, and I don’t like it.’ A tear ran down my cheek, turning to something solid on its way down, and fell into the grass in a brief flash of bright gold.

‘No one’s going to blame you, Ves,’ said Alban, reaching for me.

I’m blaming me,’ I retorted. ‘I may not be at fault for my present condition — it’s not like I asked for it — but I am responsible for the outcome.’

‘Okay, but still—’ said Alban.

‘And what kind of a life can I have in this state? I can’t even hug a person without turning them into a sodding hippogriff.’

Alban, unable to produce a rational response, merely raised his brows.

‘It’s happened,’ I assured him. ‘Well, kind of. At the tower Jay was growing feathers and all that, so I hugged him out of it. But we’re all backwards out here, and it isn’t that Jay isn’t magickal enough for the environment, it’s that I am far too much so, so probably the effects will be the other way around too, right?’

‘Ves,’ said Alban, gently. ‘You’re stalling.’ He looked at me with such heart-melting compassion, I could’ve cried.

Forget that. I did cry, especially when he pushed me gently in Addie’s direction. ‘She’s waiting for you,’ he said, and he was right: she’d stopped tossing her head and snorting and stood patiently waiting for me to stop procrastinating and get my act together.

‘I’m afraid,’ I said, twining my fingers through Addie’s mane.

‘It will be all right,’ said Alban.

Then I was up on Addie’s back, and with powerful beats of her wide, beautiful wings, she bore us both up into the skies.

I stared down at Alban’s big, big frame as he dwindled to dwarfish proportions beneath us, and then vanished altogether. He was waving.

‘Take me somewhere safe, Addie,’ I pleaded, and buried my face in her mane.

She took me to her Glade. We came down softly in a carpet of thick moss, cool beneath my feet in the gathering twilight. I smelled nectar and fresh grass, and heard the soothing ripple of running water somewhere near.

I calmed at once, for the magick of Addie’s Glade had a depth to it; an ancient potency which somehow soothed the runaway chaos inside me. I stamped once, flicking an ear, as the night-time sounds of the peaceful Dell seemed to jump into sharper focus.

A dulcet breeze swept back my mane, and starlight glittered off the tip of my horn.

‘Addie!’ I called, for she was trotting away from me. The sound emerged as a penetrating whicker. ‘Wait for me!’

She looked back over her shoulder, one ear pointed straight up, and whickered back. Hurry up, then.

I hurried.

The Heart of Hyndorin: 18

‘And where, exactly, are we going?’ Jay said coldly.

‘I think we are all feeling a little homesick, are we not?’ said Fenella pleasantly.

‘No!’ I blurted, and backed away — as if that would help. ‘I can’t go home yet!’

Fenella looked oddly at me.

‘So the plan is to kidnap the lot of us?’ said Jay disgustedly. ‘We work for you, whether we will or no?’

‘That remains to be seen,’ said Fenella. Her hostess smile had gone; her tone was now all business. ‘The fact is, I can’t have you trailing back to Mandridore with the copies of that research you have no doubt made. Or perhaps with an intact artefact you’d like me to imagine no longer exists. Ancestria Magicka will bring back British magick, and no one else.’

So that was it. Pure, naked ambition. I wasn’t surprised, but I was… out-manoeuvred. My mind blanked, and I couldn’t think. What could we do? Run for it? I made a break for the door, but Jay was there before me.

‘Locked,’ he said. ‘Give me a moment.’

Okay, he was going to punch one of his void-space holes in it. Fine, but then what? We might be able to subdue Fenella, but that would do us little good. We were in her territory. We wouldn’t get two steps beyond the door without running into more of her agents; overpowering them would slow us down. And George could be anywhere in the castle. We would never be able to find him in time to prevent him from dragging the building home.

‘Quickly,’ I said to Jay. Alban was at my elbow, and I caught a glimpse of Emellana’s purple shirt out of the corner of my eye. If we could make it to the main doors in time—

The floor began to shake. I grabbed hold of Alban to steady myself, as my heart sank and terror turned my knees to water. This was it. The castle was moments away from a potentially fatal removal to the sixth Britain — fatal for me, because all the magick in me would go off like a firework and I’d burst like a rotten melon.

Ves,’ said a calm, but firm voice in my ear. Emellana. ‘Help Zareen.’ Her capable hands grasped my arms; she turned me to face Zar, and gave me a gentle shove.

Help Zareen with what? My brain gibbered helplessly, and I gulped down panic. Curse it. You’d think I could face my imminent demise with a bit more grace.

Hands steadied me again, and this time they were Alban’s. ‘Calm, Ves,’ he said softly. ‘Em is right. Zareen can’t block George on her own, but with your help, perhaps she can.’

My help? I was no necromancer.

No, but I was presently functioning as a magickal power source all on my own. I was a human griffin. A magickal battery. I grabbed hold of Zareen, and tried to focus on emptying my unwanted magickal overflow into her. ‘I have no idea what I’m doing,’ I gasped.

Alban chuckled. ‘And you’ll pull it off anyway. You always do.’

But I wouldn’t. Not this time. Because we were too late.

Even as I struggled to pump Zar full of all the power she’d need to wrest the castle away from George, the shaking of the floor intensified, and the walls began the slow, deep rumble of agitated brickwork. Someone screamed, a tearing noise that turned my insides to goo.

Zareen. She shrieked again, and began to babble, and I realised it wasn’t her screaming; she was a conduit for the dead waymasters locked into the walls. She spoke — and keened — with their voices, all ten of them at once. Her face was a mask of agony. As I watched in horror, blood began to pour from the corners of her eyes.

‘Shit,’ I said. Never mind my imminent demise. Zareen was breaking into pieces before my stupid, helpless eyes.

I didn’t have time to think. I just grabbed hold of her in a clumsy bearhug, my hands circling her wrists, and tried to make one entity of the two of us. We were not Zareen and Vesper, necromancer and magickal energiser bunny. We were Veseen, or Zaresper, one uber powerful necromancer. George was nothing to us.

The shuddering intensified. With a deep, unhappy groan, the tormented stones of Ashdown Castle tore themselves free of the Hyndorin Enclave. We vanished out of the fifth Britain in the blink of an eye.

And arrived in the familiar, deteriorated sixth. Our own, dear, magickal backwater.

I might’ve preferred to be hit with a sledgehammer.

The way I’d felt in the Other Scarborough — strained, tense, hyperactive, buzzing with prickly, stinging energy — was nothing to this. I was eight hundred Vespers crammed into one skin. I was a lit firework, my fuse burning down, explosion imminent. My overwrought brain reeled, my skin burned, my eyes leaked enough tears to fill a small lake.

I could’ve made a small lake, with a flick of my shimmering fingers.

And that was the part I really did not like. The fact that I did. Burn though I might in the fires of my own magickal potential, hurt though it did, I didn’t want to let it go. I felt as I had in Farringale, when we’d wallowed in our first magickal surge. Only better, because now I was in control. I was the surge. I could do anything I wanted — at least until I shattered into a thousand pieces.

I’d have welcomed that disintegration rather than voluntarily relinquish all that power.

Vesper, I said in the silence of my fevered mind. We are in big trouble.

I passed out, I suppose. When I was able to wrest my awareness away from the bubbling well of magick taking over my soul, I found myself still in Fenella Beaumont’s crummy drawing-room, though I was now receiving a rather different view of it. Too much ceiling.

I lay cradled in Alban’s arms, which was humiliating and delicious at the same time. I smiled dreamily up at his dear face, bent over me with so much concern.

‘High as a kite,’ said Jay from somewhere nearby. ‘Don’t let go of her, Alban.’

‘Never,’ he solemnly agreed.

I watched in fascination as Alban’s appearance changed before my eyes. His hair, skin and eyes washed through several colours, and he began, gradually, to grow. Then he shrank. Then he grew.

‘You’re an inconsistent size,’ I informed him. ‘Sorry.’

He grinned. ‘Actually, it’s you that’s changing.’

‘Oh.’ I thought, as best I could past the fog in my head. What had happened when I’d hugged Jay, back at the tower? He had absorbed some of my magickal overflow, which had been a good thing at the time.

Alban was now doing the same, and it wasn’t such a good thing this time. But he was bearing it.

Someone had hold of my wrist, too. I’d thought it was Alban, but when I checked I saw Jay’s slim brown fingers wrapped around my hand.

Miranda sat at my feet. She had a grip on my ankle, and she didn’t look too pleased about it. But between the three of them, they were siphoning enough off me to keep me in one piece.

‘Thanks,’ I said.

‘Anytime,’ said Jay.

I watched for a second as waves of magick pulsed through all three of them, doing some decidedly weird things. I’d really have to get a better grip on all that. I didn’t suppose Jay much appreciated growing feathers, though the silvery eye thing was pretty cool.

I looked around.

Em had done something to Fenella. I couldn’t tell what, but I did not imagine Ms. Beaumont had taken a seat in Emellana’s enormous armchair by choice. She sat with rigidly upright posture, her face fixed in her hostess smile, her hands gripping the chair’s tapestried arms. She did not move a muscle.

I caught Em’s eye. Somewhere at the back of my mind, beneath the chaos, a feeling of foreboding stirred. Whatever Em had done, it looked eerily like a total subjection of Fenella Beaumont’s will. The kind of binding the enchanters of Vale had used upon their unicorns and griffins. The same thing, I suspected, that Fenella had done to both Em and Alban, though with less effect.

Utterly illegal in our Britain, of course.

Emellana met my gaze calmly. Had she winked? Was that my imagination? ‘Ves,’ she said. ‘Help Zareen.’

Again with the helping Zareen? Hadn’t I done that enough? I’d already ascertained that Zar was still alive and breathing, which was about as much as I’d hoped for by then. She sat slumped against the wall, white as a sheet, but the blood had ceased to spill from her eyes.

Those eyes, though, were still coal-black, and she was breathing too quickly. ‘Yes,’ she said, hearing her name, and her gaze settled on me. ‘Help me, Ves.’

She spoke far too calmly, under the circumstances, and those eyes gave me the shivers. Nonetheless, I sat up. ‘What are we doing?’

‘Mass exorcism.’

‘Oh.’

She came slowly to her feet, and steadied herself against the wall. ‘George was supposed to help me, but since he’s otherwise occupied…’

I tried to get a look out of a window. ‘Where are we?’

‘Back in the castle grounds. And here it shall stay.’

‘Make some haste,’ said Emellana. ‘She is a strong woman. I cannot hold her indefinitely.’

I wanted to just bomb out of there and go Home, but Zareen was right. We had some housekeeping to do.

I held out my hand to Zareen. ‘The rest of you had better let go,’ I suggested. ‘For a bit. Zar gets the lot.’

Alban set me on my feet, and released me, to my distant regret. I focused my attention on Zar, who, with my infusion of raw magick, was rapidly turning scary-as-hell. Again.

And I’m really not kidding. It wasn’t just the eyes. She’d been way too pale before, but now she turned stark white in an instant, and sort of ethereal, like she was half-ghost herself. She radiated an icy frigidity, cold as the grave, and my fingers froze in her grip. Magick swirled around us both, ice-cold, smelling of fresh earth and decay.

The bones stood out in Zareen’s face. She was half cadaver, a creature of nightmares.

I hung grimly on, and shut my eyes to block out the sight.

But instead of the soothing blackness I’d expected, I received a different vision. I saw — or sensed — the outlines of the castle, magick glimmering in every brick. Shadowed motes blossomed all over the beleaguered place, grave-cold, trailing miasmas of despair. Were these the dead waymasters? I saw why Zareen had been so enraged. Every scrap of light or warmth had been wrested from them; they cowered, shattered and exhausted.

They deserved peace.

But peace was not quite what Zareen delivered. I felt her beside me, radiating icy fury. She was stronger than ever before; we were strong. We were one again, for an instant, and she was a queen of the dead as she stretched out her will and took hold of every one of those dark presences.

Then, with the negligent twist of a gardener uprooting a weed, she ripped them free of their earthly bindings and sent them sailing into the void.

With something like a gusty exhalation, Ashdown Castle settled around us, brick by brick, its animating forces dispatched.

‘No,’ gasped Fenella, twitching. ‘My castle.’ She was moving, slowly but surely, and though Em fought to hold her, she’d lost her grip. Fenella Beaumont, powerful as she was arrogant, wrested herself free of Emellana’s magick and surged to her feet. Ignoring Em, her face twisted with fury, she made straight for Zareen — and me.