Author: Charlotte E. English

By the time I returned, two of the beleaguered books had begun beating themselves against the walls of their glass-fronted houses. Whether they were trying to escape, or merely entertaining themselves, was unclear.

‘Mauf,’ I yelled over the tumult. ‘What is going on here?’

‘They appear to be in a state of some excitement,’ said Mauf gravely.

‘Yes, I can see that, but why? Can you talk to them?’

‘I would as usefully talk to a wall. A more empty-headed set of volumes I never did encounter.’

‘Is that the truth, Mauf, or do you exaggerate for effect?’

‘A very little exaggeration only, Miss Vesper.’

What could he mean? The word “empty-headed” must be an expression he had picked up from us, or some other book; it could not literally apply here. Were the books devoid of useful content, or were they somehow empty of words altogether?

I wanted to examine one. Unfortunately, the glass walls behind which they were imprisoned must have been magickally reinforced; for all their pounding and bouncing, none had contrived to escape.

So I fetched out my Sunstone Wand, and with a flick and a whisper, sent a bolt of crackling fire at the nearest of them — which happened (entirely by chance, I swear) to be the happy-natured jade-green book.

My little fireball bounced harmlessly off the glass and fell to the stone floor, where it lay sulking and sizzling.

‘Damn.’

‘You want that one?’ said Rob, withdrawing the Lapis Lazuli Wand from his sleeve.

‘Please, and thank you.’ I smiled.

He did his glass-shattering trick. I’ve never been able to master it. The glass imprisoning my chosen book turned ink-black, then cracked into a thousand pieces and fell away in a rain of… sand, this time.

‘Ouch,’ Rob grunted. ‘Powerful enchantments in here.’ A sheen of sweat glistened on his forehead. He frowned, and stared at the Wand as though he’d never seen it before. ‘I feel like that shouldn’t have worked.’

I ran and snatched up the book before it could get any bright ideas about, say, flying away, and opened it with breathless eagerness.

I saw at once what Mauf had meant.

‘It’s not that there aren’t words,’ I said, showing the pages to the others. ‘But something’s… happened to them.’ Page after page was full of gibberish, the genuinely nonsensical kind. I didn’t see a single coherent word, not in any language I knew, and besides that they were no longer arranged in the tidy rows one tended to expect. A great many letters, and in some cases whole words, had wandered off, wriggling all over the page like snails at a picnic. As I watched, some turned odd colours and faded away, then reappeared.

‘It isn’t some kind of code?’ said Jay, but doubtfully.

‘Not consistent enough, surely?’ I said. ‘Do you see any coherence whatsoever?’

Mauf, still tucked under my left arm, said clearly: ‘Magick-addled.’

‘It’s what?’ I said.

‘Round the bend,’ clarified Mauf. ‘It probably gets worse every time.’

‘Every time what… uh, Indira?’ Something moved at the edge of my vision. I looked that way just in time to see Jay’s sober and serious sister shoot into the air like a firework, her dark skirt and airy white blouse fluttering. Her hair streamed in a wind I could not feel.

While it was not unusual to see Indira levitate, and most adeptly too, this was different. For one thing, she rose and rose to at least twenty feet up, rapidly approaching those gauzy and unlikely clouds. For another thing, she was laughing in a fashion most unlike her.

‘Indira?’ called Jay. ‘That’s too high. Come down now.’

‘Is that even possible?’ I breathed, awed. Levitating to twenty feet? Actually, forget it. Indira wasn’t even levitating anymore. She was flat-out flying.

‘I never saw her do that before,’ said Jay. ‘Indira!’

Mauf gave what felt curiously like a bookish sigh. ‘I can see you are all to become quite tiresome. Perhaps you might restore me to the other chamber? I was engaged in a most interesting conversation.’

I barely attended to this speech, for Indira was shouting something. ‘There is so much of it!’ she laughed. ‘It’s wonderful. Like drowning in chocolate.’ There was more, but she became less coherent and farther away in equal measure.

The floor was thrumming again. I discarded my shoes a second time, and my socks, too, pressing my bare feet to the stones. That felt quite nice actually, so I lay down and stretched out. The low thrumming filled me, too, in soft pulses of warmth; it was like lying in the grass on a warm summer afternoon, that feeling of balmy contentment exactly, only about fifty times as potent.

I’d put myself eye-level with my useless fireball from earlier. Should it not have burned out by now? But it lay there still, spinning lazily, and emitting occasional puffs of coloured smoke.

Mauf lay near me. ‘Miss Vesper,’ he said. ‘Far be it from me to question your choices, but might this not be an excellent time to leave?’

‘No,’ I said, and giggled. ‘It’s lovely, lovely, lovely.’ The jade-green book and I sang it together, and I was distantly aware that I was smiling like an idiot — dancing, too, despite my recumbent posture — but the part of me that might normally have cared about such peculiar behaviour lay quiet and inert.

Rob sat slumped against a nearby wall. He’d stopped trying to fish Indira down and instead sat with his gaze fixed upon the clouds far above, smiling faintly. He still had the Lazuli Wand in hand; once in a while he gave it a spiralling little flourish, and some magickal thing leapt into being. A butterfly of painted silk. A tiny smoke dragon. A stream of miniature cars which roared across the floor, tooting tiny horns.

This looked like fun, so I joined in. I filled the air with dancing cakes, created a self-operating toot-organ with a taste for jazz (if you’ve never heard of a toot-organ, don’t ask me to explain for I’m sure I cannot). I even turned myself, briefly, into a pancake, but since this caused Rob to eye me hungrily I hastily changed back.

I slowly became aware of Jay standing over me, shrouded in a mantle of smoke dragons and gyrating cakes but nonetheless, inexplicably, frowning. ‘How can you be so severe,’ I said to him, and with a flick of my Wand I gave him a crown of sad faces etched in light and shadow.

‘Ves,’ he said. ‘We need to leave.’ His voice was slurred, and his movements sluggish, but he spoke firmly.

‘But how could we, when the furniture is so flatteringly eager for our company?’ For a party of chairs from a nearby chamber had that moment come clattering in. For all their graceful construction, silken upholstery and mahogany frames, they were clumsy in their movements, and chattered in coarse voices.

‘Look at that one,’ said their leader, scornfully. ‘Thinks it’s a chaise longue, does it? I’ve seen better padding on my grandmother’s couch.’ I realised, with a start, that the chair was speaking of me, for it delivered a kick to my shin with one slender, polished leg.

‘I like this one,’ said another, flouncing over to Rob. ‘Substantial. Firm. A chair you could trust.’

This, all told, was not an unreasonable description.

‘It is of no use,’ said Mauf. ‘You will have to wait until the flow has ebbed.’

‘The flow?’ said Jay, pausing in the act of prodding my various soft parts with his toe. Not gently.

‘Of magick.’

This made so much sense, I was overwhelmed by the sheer beauteous perfection of it. The possibility had entered our heads not so long ago, and now here we were experiencing something of that exact sort! I began to laugh, so delighted was I.

Jay, though, was neither so impressed nor so convinced. ‘Is it magick or are they high?’ he muttered, and retired to a corner.

‘Both,’ I tittered. ‘I think.’ I watched, some of my joy fading, as Jay slumped to the floor and sat with his head against the wall, his eyes closing. ‘Jay! Why aren’t you high?’

‘I feel unwell,’ he said shortly.

‘How unfair.’ I jumped to my feet. I don’t know what I was planning to do — run after him and make him enjoy the experience? — but a powerful headrush halted me where I stood, and I swayed.

A moment later I was back on the floor again, higgledy-piggledy.

‘Ouch,’ said Jay, apparently his idea of sympathy.

I looked up. Indira was still flying, swan-like, some way above. As I stared, glassy-eyed, something horned and yellow-furred and puppish floated slowly past, upside down and grinning.

‘You know,’ I said, tightly shutting my eyes. ‘Since you mention it, I’m not sure I feel so great either.’ That balmy, cocooned feeling faded in a rush, leaving me breathless in its sudden absence. Instead I felt squeezed, as though a great weight pressed down on me. Energy surged up from the floor, from the walls, from the very air, jolting through me like pulses of lightning; every hair on my body rose, and I began hyperventilating with the effort to breathe. I couldn’t sit still. I was too much of a livewire for that.

I thought I heard, as from a great distance, the voice of Mauf screaming, ‘Purple-hued malt-worm!’

All of this sounds terrifying, doesn’t it? Only, it wasn’t. I felt exhilarated, like I could jump out of a plane — or, perhaps, like I just had. I felt more alive than I ever remembered feeling before; and when, some unmeasurable time later, the energies washed out of me like the tide and left me empty, I felt bereft and diminished.

I sat, quiet and listless, as details of my surroundings slowly filtered through to my befuddled consciousness. Mauf lay tutting a few feet away. ‘I told you to leave,’ he muttered darkly. Our purloined jade-green book had ended up stuffed up my shirt; I had no memory of putting it there, and hastily retrieved it. It had ceased to chortle, or to speak, and lay unmoving in my hand, somehow seeming to weigh twice as much as it had before.

Rob sat still against the wall, blinking and shaking his head. Jay I could not see, nor Indira — until both came hurtling into view together, falling at ill-advised speed from the heavens.

They landed with a crunch.

‘Ouch,’ I said.

Jay groaned.

‘I was fine,’ said Indira waspishly as she picked herself up.

Jay just lay there, grimacing. ‘You wouldn’t have been in another five minutes.’

He had a point. To my dismay, all of Rob’s smoke dragons and butterflies were dissolving into dust and winking away. My cake chorus was already gone, and I no longer felt either the desire or the capacity to turn myself into a giant pancake.

Whoever would’ve thought I’d ever say that last bit with such gravity, or with such regret?

I got up, and upon finding myself generally stable I went over to Jay, and hauled upon his arm until he righted himself. ‘Anything broken?’

‘Not for lack of trying.’

I looked at Indira. ‘So how many times have you broken a limb?’

‘Three,’ she said, unblinking. ‘Why do you ask?’

‘Oh, no reason.’

Jay snorted.

I retrieved Mauf, and then Goodie, who I found stranded upon a shelf some six feet from the floor. I had not imagined the part about the flying Dappledok pup, then. Had I imagined any of it? No. Jay wasn’t wrong to use the word high, for we’d certainly lost touch with a few useful things like rationality and common sense. But we hadn’t been hallucinating.

I tried to remember when I had ever heard of such a surge happening before, or any similar effects if it had. Nothing came to mind — except, of course, the storyteller’s tale on Whitmore. ‘The Seas of Segorne,’ I mused aloud.

‘And the Vales of Wonder,’ said Jay.

Seeing Rob and Indira wearing twin expressions of confusion, I explained. ‘We heard a rumour on Whitmore. They said that the last king of Farringale — our Farringale, that is, so Torvaston the Second — escaped to the Fifth Britain with an entourage. And they went looking for places prone to excesses of magick.’

‘But no,’ said Indira, frowning. ‘Torvaston and Hrruna founded the new court at Mandridore.’

‘So the history books say, but they’ve been wrong before.’

Indira looked appalled, as well she might, studious girl that she was. The only comfort I could offer was a pat on the arm. ‘History’s a changeful beast. It’s one of the exhilarating things about it.’

‘Crushing and exhilarating,’ said Jay darkly.

‘Utterly crushing.’

‘But why wouldn’t Torvaston go to Mandridore?’ said Indira.

‘This is one of the questions we’re here trying to answer,’ I said. ‘The Troll Court had nothing about Torvaston, and precious little about the early days of Mandridore.’

‘Nothing at all?’

‘Not even a scrawled note.’

‘But that means…’

‘It means the story may have a kernel of truth to it. And Torvaston must have had a really solid reason for fleeing into the fifth instead of going with his wife.’

‘Like?’ That was Rob. He’d listened in silence up until then, but his grim face suggested that his thoughts were running along similar lines to mine.

‘It’s only a hypothesis, yet,’ I said cautiously. ‘But I’ve wondered before. What could possibly compel Torvaston to abandon his wife, his people, his court, and flee? And what could motivate him to go looking for dangerously magick-drunk places like the Seas of Segorne? Jay, I think you might be right. I think they were expelled from the Court — because they were addicted to magick.’

Rob nodded.

‘Magick-drunk,’ Indira repeated. ‘You mean it literally.’

‘It was fun, wasn’t it?’ I said, with a small smile. ‘I could get used to having that much magick around myself. I think the Court of Farringale did, too — or some of them, at least. Jay is proof that not everyone’s as deeply susceptible to the allure, but… such things have happened before. What might you do, if you needed your fix but there wasn’t enough around?’

‘Surely not,’ said Rob. ‘You mean to say Torvaston flooded Farringale?’

‘Yes,’ I said, utterly serious. ‘That’s exactly what I think happened.’

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‘What the bloody hell?’ growled Rob, staring in awe.

I had no words to offer. They’d all gone.

If I’d wondered before how an abandoned city came to be so well-kept, I had my answer now. Farringale’s wide, white boulevard lay stretched before us, flanked on either side by grand mansions in pale or golden stone and brick. A legion of shabby broomsticks was abroad in the street, wielded by no one and yet engaged in a furious orgy of sweeping. The noise bordered upon cacophonous as bristles scraped ruthlessly over paving stones and pathways and walls, removing every speck of accumulated dirt and dust. Ragged shreds of cloth applied themselves to leaded window panes, buffing them up to a renewed shine. Greenish water drained slowly from collected puddles, and buckets of fresher, soapy water emptied themselves into the spaces they left behind, the brooms rushing in to scrub away the stains left by filth and algae.

The air freshened slowly as we watched, the aromas of stagnation fading in favour of wafting, floral fragrances.

I kept my shield up and sturdy, in case any of the household implements should take exception to our entrance and attempt to attack us. They did not. We went ignored as they completed their furious spring-cleaning, those that approached routing smoothly around us with the apparent ease of long practice.

After, perhaps, ten minutes of this, a bell tinkled brightly somewhere and this seemed to be a signal, for the broomsticks and cloths, buckets and brushes, all vanished with a concerted pop.

I thought, apropos of nothing and with a brief pang, of Alban. What a pity he had missed the broomstick ballet.

‘How do we get this at home?’ said Jay, who had come up next to me some minutes before.

‘We’ve a lesser version of it at Home already,’ I said. ‘Much lesser, and more discreet. I can’t imagine the kind of power it would take to operate the Sweeping Symphony on so large a scale.’

‘And who’s running it, anyway?’ said Rob. ‘Any symphony needs a conductor.’

‘Do you think someone is still alive out here?’ I said, thinking of Baroness Tremayne, the… shade, I suppose, of a former courtier I’d met on our previous visit. But no, she was not technically alive. Not technically dead, either, but hers was a shadowed existence. She was, surely, too distant from the material world to much affect it. That was how she’d managed to survive at all.

‘It’s hard to see how,’ said Rob, with which opinion I had to agree. Even if somebody non-troll had lingered in Farringale after the fall, and successfully avoided the ortherex, how could they survive so long here? Why would anyone try? There was nothing left — no food, no trade, no links with the outside world at all.

No, there had to be another explanation.

‘I suppose this answers your question about the corpses of the fallen,’ I said to Jay. ‘They were, um, tidied away.’

‘How efficient,’ he answered. ‘I wonder if the Symphony always had that function.’

‘Or if somebody added it in later, as need arose? Perhaps.’

Indira had the strained look of a young woman trying her damnedest to commit a wealth of information to memory. She was probably brilliant enough to figure out its workings at a glance. By next week, the Sweepers at Home might be receiving a significant upgrade.

‘There was a pattern to their movements,’ she suddenly said. ‘They weren’t as random as they seemed. It was fully choreographed.’

That interested me. ‘Could something so complicated survive indefinitely without direct oversight?’

‘Not easily,’ she said, and I caught the scholar’s gleam sparking in her dark eyes. It’s that rabid fervour some of us get when presented with a mystery. She had to find the answer. ‘There would have to be a strong anchor somewhere, something with a powerful and renewing source of magick. Probably with a web of smaller anchors across the city…’ her slender hands sketched a rapid grid-shape in the air, and she drifted away towards the nearest building, eyes alight.

‘Indira,’ I called, not without a certain reluctance. ‘Now’s not the time. Dangers, remember?’

Not that we had seen hide nor hair of any so far. The broomsticks were indifferent to us, and though the twilight-blue heavens roiled with snowy and golden clouds and crackled with lightning, as they had before, no griffin had swooped out of the skies to destroy us.

Nonetheless, I may be Ves but I am not that reckless.

‘Right,’ said Indira and drifted back, with only one, lingering look of regret at the pale brick structure she’d been heading for.

‘I’d like to find that anchor,’ said Rob.

‘And whatever source it’s drawing from,’ added Jay.

‘Seconded upon both counts,’ I said. ‘I’d also like to see what Goodie makes of this place.’

‘Goodie?’ echoed Indira.

‘Goodie Goodfellow, AKA Robin, AKA Pup.’ I hauled her out of the satchel as I spoke, ignoring her little grunt of protest — honestly, has there ever been a creature more addicted to slumber? — and set her down. ‘Goodie,’ I said in my stern voice. ‘We need your help. Find interesting stuff, but — and this is important — no running away. Understood?’

Ms. Goodfellow’s nose was already glued to the ground by the time I’d made it through half of this speech, and she took off at a rolling trundle, tail wagging. I was left to hope that the main gist of my instructions had got through to her somehow.

‘Not to mention,’ I said as I set off after her, ‘the library. Post-haste.’

‘Seconded,’ said Mauf from the vicinity of my shoulder bag.

‘Haven’t you spent enough time on those shelves already?’ This was inaccurate, of course; I sometimes forgot he was only identical to Bill the Book, not actually Bill. But since he was a copy, and possessed all of Bill’s knowledge, it amounted to much the same thing. Right?

‘I am over familiar with some portion of the library,’ said Mauf, ‘and I trust you will not be disposed to leave me there. But I anticipate an exploration of the rest of my colleagues with great eagerness.’

His colleagues, I supposed, were books. I anticipated the same myself, most eagerly.

‘Then let’s start there,’ I suggested, and called to the pup, who largely ignored me.

As I unfolded Alban’s map of the city and tore off in the direction of the library — a place which had, I freely admit, haunted my dreams for weeks — I was too aware of the swarming infestation of ortherex parasites heaving and churning somewhere beneath my feet. While I knew they posed little threat to me or my present companions, their presence added nothing to my comfort. Apart from anything, they looked repulsive, and that, however unfairly, is often enough to incite disgust. Just think of how unpopular spiders are, even the ones that can cause no harm whatsoever.

And then, the fact that they’d apparently eaten an entire city did little to endear them to me.

I tried not to think about them, other than to keep some of our driving questions at the forefront of my thoughts: what had brought them here? How and why had they stayed?

‘Ves,’ Jay called, interrupting my thoughts.

‘Mm?’ I looked up, and was treated to a view of an unfamiliar street. Human-sized dwellings predominated there, most of them built from a mixture of reddish brick and timber: I’d wandered into a row of merchant’s houses, I judged, or something like that.

Which was lovely, but not exactly to the point.

Do you know, I reckon this is why I can find nothing and nowhere. I might set off in the right direction, but then my mind wanders and I stop paying attention to where I am, where I’ve been, and where I’m supposed to be going.

Sheepishly, I retraced my steps and handed the map to someone with less of a fatal tendency to daydream, otherwise known as Jay.

He was kind enough not to rib me about it this time, or maybe he was just too focused on the mission. Like I was supposed to be.

I sighed.

He got us to the library steps within minutes. I trotted along with my shields up and my head in the clouds; Rob kept wary eyes on the velvety, lightning-laced sky; Indira moved like a woman on a mission, exhibiting all the laser-like focus I wish I had.

‘Stop,’ said Jay as we mounted the steps. ‘Something’s different here.’

Perhaps it was no surprise that it was me who noticed it first. ‘Colours,’ I said, elegantly terse — or fatuously unhelpful, depending on your point of view. I gestured at the long, long windows set into the front of the soaring, white-stone building before us. They were filled in with leaded lights: many small, diamond-shaped panes of glass fitted edge-to-edge. Previously the glass had been clear. Now, they were a wash of dazzling, rainbow colour through which a soft light shone. ‘I’d swear these weren’t stained glass before.’

‘Or lit up like a Christmas tree,’ said Jay.

Indira, to my confusion, squatted down right there in the street and laid a palm against one pale stone slab. ‘These are warm,’ she said thoughtfully.

‘Is that significant?’ I wasn’t catching her drift.

‘Might be.’ She paused there in thought for a moment, then rose gracefully and re-joined us.

I noticed that Rob had drawn his lovely, terrifying silvered knives.

I also noticed that Ms. Goodfellow seemed to be having a very good time, though I could not determine why. Always a bundle of energy (except when comatose), she’d begun running in circles, a frenzy in miniature, her ears and tail flying. ‘Pause,’ I said to her, and scooped her up. Retrieving my hair-changing ring from her horn again (how did she keep doing that?), I gave her a swift sanity check.

She stared up at me with liquid eyes, tongue lolling in a canine grin.

‘You’re mad,’ I told her. ‘But I suppose that’s not so unusual.’

Jay had, cautiously, approached the main doors of the library, which opened to welcome him. The moment I set the pup down, she shot inside, yapping.

‘We should be careful—’ Rob was saying. He broke off with a sigh. ‘Okay, we can do it that way.’ He went after her, a silvery knife glinting in one fist and the Lapis Wand in the other.

Jay, Indira and I followed.

Something had changed inside, too. The air thrummed, a sound I might have connected with something like a central heating system if we weren’t standing in a building that far predated such modern conceits. What’s more, something was happening to the floor. I stepped out of my shoes, and soon saw what Indira had been talking about: the coloured tiles underfoot, which should have been cool, were toasty warm, and faintly pulsing.

I extracted my favourite book from his sleeping bag. ‘Mauf. You awake?’

‘Yes, madam.’

‘Did you ever experience anything like this before? Or your predecessor, I suppose. Did he? Any pertinent memories?’

‘I have not the pleasure of understanding you.’

‘The colours, the lights, the heat,’ I elaborated.

‘My predecessor (as you term him) having spent the greater part of three centuries blissfully insensate, I am afraid I can be of little assistance. The library certainly was not known to display such unseemly exuberance in those earlier days, when he found it possible to be awake.’ I detected a note of disdain. It was not the first time Mauf had displayed some little hostility towards the prototype of a book upon which he had been modelled.

‘Does Lady Tregawny say anything about such phenomenon?’ I hoped he’d had sufficient time to slurp up the contents of her memoirs by then.

‘Not a word.’

That might mean her ladyship’s memoirs predated these peculiarities, or it may mean merely that she had never had cause to discuss them. ‘Thanks,’ I remembered to say, my mind busy.

I went to stash him again, but he leapt in my hands and actually began to vibrate. ‘Wait! You promised.’

‘So I did. Come on, then.’ Avoiding the chamber nearest the main doors, from which spot Jay had originally snagged his predecessor, I followed Rob into a different chamber. This one was airy and light, a clear dome arcing over the ceiling. Spotless, of course; presumably the Sweeping Symphony had cleared away any dust that might previously have accumulated.

Mauf made a kittenish growl of pleasure. ‘Such erudition,’ he said dreamily.

‘Knock yourself out,’ I told him, and set him on a low table that stood between two towering bookcases. As yet, Pup had not re-materialised and I was becoming anxious about her. ‘Goodie?’ I called, uselessly. She probably did not yet understand that this dignified moniker was, approximately, her name.

But then the tick-tick of her claws upon the tiled floor alerted me to her approach, and she came bounding around a corner. She made for me at a flat run, hurtling headlong in my general direction, jaws fixed in a huge smile.

She had a jewelled scroll-case lodged between her teeth.

‘How lovely,’ I said, wincing as she collided with my legs. ‘Is it useful, Pup, or just pretty?’

‘Hey,’ said Jay from somewhere nearby. I couldn’t see him. ‘Some would argue that a thing may be both pretty and useful, no?’

I vaguely recognised one of my own maxims being repeated back to me there, and stuck out my tongue, forgetting that he could not see me either.

I wrestled the case from Goodie Goodfellow and tried to prise it open, but its ends were sealed fast and wouldn’t budge.

When, a moment later, a babble of voices abruptly cut through the prevailing quiet, coming from somewhere two or three rooms away, I mumbled a garbled curse and stuffed the case into my satchel. Jay was way ahead of me; I almost collided with him as I tore in the direction of the inexplicable tumult. Rob had gone that way.

We found him standing in the middle of a room I’d never seen before, a far larger chamber than the rest of the library. Its central hall, I surmised, for it had the cathedral-like height and splendid vaulting that might suit such an important spot. A smooth starstone floor stretched away into the near distance, inset with gilded curlicued ornaments, and — like the library at Mandridore — silvery puffs of cloud hung where the ceiling ought to be. There were fewer books here, and no actual bookcases. Instead, sections of the stone walls were covered over with glass, and behind the glass hung artefacts of, no doubt, unspeakable rarity and power. Most of them were great, gilt-edged tomes with ornate hinges, or — my heart sank a bit — scrolls in jewelled cases, awfully like the one the dear pup had just surrendered into my care.

The voices were coming from some of the books.

‘Giddy gods,’ I breathed. ‘More chatty tomes?’

‘I think,’ said Indira cautiously, ‘this is different.’

I saw her point. Unlike Mauf (or indeed Bill), who spoke like he had a mind stuffed somewhere into his bindings, these books were shrieking the same words over and over, like trained parrots. It burns us, it hurts us, take it away! yelled an otherwise sober-looking book in a black binding. We told you, we said so, we knew how it would be! repeated another, jauntier tome, flashing richly-coloured interior illuminations as it danced in agitation.

They weren’t all distressed, however. Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, sang a little jade-coloured book, and I developed an immediate desire to take it home with us. It’s time, it’s time, how we’ve missed it! chortled another.

A scroll in a ruby-studded jacket simply cackled without cease.

‘Farringale’s lunatic asylum for books?’ suggested Jay, backing away a step.

‘Are they mad?’ I mused. ‘Or just really pepped up?’

‘I’m not sure “pep” is a word I’d use,’ said Jay. ‘Except maybe for that one.’ He waved a hand at the giggling scroll.

I turned and left the cacophonic hallway at a run. ‘I think we’re going to need Mauf.’

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‘You want to do… what?’ said Milady, some twenty-four hours later.

‘Pop back into Farringale, ascertain the true cause of its infestation and consequent demise, mend it, divest it of its juiciest books by way of our well-earned reward, and be home in time for tea,’ I said smoothly.

‘Is the tea strictly vital to the mission?’

‘When have I ever been willing to miss tea?’

I chose to interpret Milady’s subsequent silence as either amusement or a hearty endorsement of the plan, and waited.

‘Ves,’ she said at last. ‘This is ambitious, even for you.’

‘What if I told you it was Jay’s plan?’

‘Hey,’ Jay objected. ‘My plan was to go into Farringale on a research and exploration mission. Scientific. Information gathering. That kind of thing.’

‘Right, sorry,’ I murmured. ‘I might have got a little carried away with the rest.’

‘If you find yourself with the means to restore the city then by all means use them,’ said Milady, with just a hint of sarcasm. ‘One suspects the situation might prove too complicated to mend by tea-time, however.’

When Milady starts referring to herself as “one”, she’s at maximum satire. ‘All right, we’ll take tea with us,’ I said sunnily.

The air sparkled. Definitely laughter; hopefully the nice kind. ‘May one ask what you are doing asking my permission?’ Milady continued.

Perhaps not the nice kind.

‘We’ll need Rob,’ I said. ‘And I’d like Indira, too.’

‘Wait, what?’ said Jay.

‘On the grounds that there’s little Team Patel can’t deal with,’ I went on, doggedly. ‘We’ll need the usual toys from Stores—’

‘Including that Sunstone Wand Ornelle has been complaining to me about?’ said Milady drily.

Since the object in question currently lay at the bottom of my satchel, with Ms. Goodfellow asleep on top of it, I smoothly let this pass. ‘And of course, we’ll need House to lend us the third key again.’

‘Ves,’ said Milady firmly. ‘Forgive me for pointing this out, but you would divest me of every single one of these advantages, without a word and without compunction, if you thought it necessary. So I ask you again: why are you asking my permission?’

‘Is it too much to believe that I’d like to do things by the book this time?’

‘Yes.’

Jay folded his arms and lifted his brows at me. The look said: Well. Go on.

So nice to have back-up.

‘Sneaking takes so much time and effort,’ I tried.

‘Undoubtedly, but Farringale has been lost for some four centuries already. It will await your kind, liberating efforts for another day or two.’

Unanswerable.

‘I miss Home,’ I said. I tried to sound nonchalant but I’m afraid the words came out in rather a small voice.

‘You what?’ said Milady. Even Jay looked a little surprised.

‘I miss Home,’ I said again. ‘I miss the Society. I miss my friends, and I miss you, even when you are witheringly sarcastic. I dislike being rogue and I want my family back.’ I paused. No one spoke. ‘Seeing as there’s no way the Ministry or anyone else could reasonably object to our assisting the Troll Court with a research expedition, I see no reason to go on playing the loose cannon while we do it.’

‘I see,’ said Milady, in something of a softened tone.

I avoided Jay’s eye while I awaited her verdict.

‘The matter of the fifth Britain is not yet resolved,’ she warned. ‘Not to mention whatever remains of the other seven. I had hoped to use the three of you to uncover more.’

‘You still can.’

‘Which cannot be done under the official aegis of the Society, for the Ministry is still being woefully stubborn upon that topic.’

My heart sank a little more with every syllable, but I tried not to let it show. ‘I understand,’ I said, which was true, though I didn’t like it.

‘However,’ said Milady. ‘The topic of Farringale is a loaded one. Its mythological status rivals that of Atlantis in some quarters. Were it to be widely known that we are launching an exploratory expedition, I fear we would be somewhat interfered with.’

My tension eased a fraction. ‘Most irritatingly,’ I agreed.

‘House, of course, is a related but separate entity and any choices made by her are little to do with me,’ she continued.

I was intrigued by this use of her to refer to the House. I don’t think I had ever heard Milady designate a gender before.

‘I will lend you Rob and Indira for one week, together with any supplies they should find it necessary to withdraw from Stores. You may not be aware, but Their Majesties of Mandridore recently communicated to me an urgent need for expert consultants in certain fields in which Rob and Indira excel. Naturally, we at The Society are always ready to assist the Court.’

I concealed a smile. ‘We’ll be very discreet,’ I promised. ‘Maximum sneaking.’

‘What’s more,’ said Milady, and the air glittered. ‘Tea will be provided.’

‘Typical Milady chicanery,’ I said to Jay half an hour later, as we sat waiting in a tiny back-parlour somewhere on the ground floor at Home. ‘If anyone asks inconvenient questions, she can simply blame the Court. And fairly enough. We are employed by them at present, after all, and they’ve got the might to out-manoeuvre the Ministry, if necessary.’

Jay slowly shook his head. ‘I may never get used to the double-speak.’

‘Give it time.’

‘Does she ever say no and, um, mean it?’

‘Frequently.’

‘Right.’

Confusion radiated off poor Jay, but one couldn’t explain these things.

We’d been sent down to the parlour to “wait”, officially, until Rob and Indira were ready to join us. Actually, we were hiding. The Society is full of wonderful, loyal people (I see no occasion to remember Miranda at this moment), but wherever there are people there will be gossip, and we did not want the grapevine ruining all our devious plans. Let them talk, if they would — after we’d got the goods.

I’d delivered a wish list to Rob, who’d promised to stop by Stores on his way down. I’d chosen him rather than Indira because, as charming as Jay’s sister could be (when she forgot to be shy), Rob had a way about him. I suspected Ornelle of being either a little afraid of his mildly forbidding air, or of harbouring a secret crush. The latter would hardly surprise me. Rob’s a good-looking man, with or without the greying hair, and underneath the grim exterior he’s marshmallow.

A few inches away from my feet, the floor bubbled. Considering that it was, in its entirety, paved with well-worn flagstones and carpeted with equally well-loved rugs, not a whole lot of bubbling should’ve been happening.

‘I think this is our key,’ I said to Jay.

We watched with spellbound fascination as a patch of stone a few inches wide buckled and boiled, belched bubbles into the air, and finally expelled a glittering key. I snatched it up. Its smooth silver, only slightly tarnished, was untouched by the churning goop, and its inset sapphire glowed.

‘Thank you,’ I said to House.

The floor settled back into its usual smooth, unbelching configuration.

I paused to consider. House could have simply put the key into my hand; what did the swampy-floor routine betoken? Did it — she — disapprove of our return into Farringale? She had helped us the last time, even without Milady’s concurrence. Now, it seemed, the situation was rather the reverse; Milady had persuaded, but House was not pleased.

‘Do you dislike the prospect, darling House?’ I said aloud. ‘Is it the possible restoration of the city that you dislike? Surely not.’

There came no reply, a silence I was unsure how to interpret.

‘It will only be opened again if it is no longer dangerous,’ I assured the building. ‘Any such outcome is likely to be some way off, if it is ever feasible.’

Silence.

‘You’re worried about Ves,’ said Jay suddenly. ‘You think she’s reckless.’

The floor belched loudly.

Did that mean Jay was right, or did it mean that House rained scorn upon the very notion that it might be concerned?

‘We aren’t trolls,’ I put in. ‘We should be safe enough from the ortherex.’ Even I had to wince at the unpromising word should in the middle of my sentence.

‘And we’re pretending the griffins don’t exist, just now,’ Jay added helpfully.

‘We survived them last time!’

‘So we did.’

I glowered at Jay. ‘It was your idea to go. Have you forgotten that?’

‘Nope.’ He smiled at me.

The floor belched out another bubble, this time rather nearer to Jay.

‘Too right,’ I said. ‘If we’re eaten by griffins, it is all Jay’s fault.’

‘In which case, if we save the city, that is my fault, too,’ said Jay.

‘Deal.’

Secretly I was proud of Jay. I was having a deliciously bad influence on him.

‘Ornelle wants her Wand back,’ Rob told me when he finally showed up, a full hour later.

‘But it loves me.’

He grunted. ‘We all do, more’s the pity. Ornelle knows she stands zero chance.’ He was offloading objects into my welcoming arms as he spoke: some of Orlando’s sleep capsules (they’re my style, all right?); a few bottomless phials filled with various restoratives; an emergency porridge-pot (I know, I know. Porridge isn’t my favourite food for the road either, but one takes what one can get and a steady diet of gruel is at least way better than gnawing hunger); and one of those scroll-and-quill combos I may have mentioned before. Val had the other one. If our phones should fail while we were out there, I didn’t want to be totally incommunicado.

Jay received a Wand of his own: the Ruby, very flashy. I gazed long upon it.

‘Stop it,’ said Rob. ‘You’ve already purloined one of the best Wands we’ve got.’

I cast him a sheepish smile, and tried my best to put a lid on my covetousness as he handed a beautiful Wand to Indira. It looked, to my experienced eye, like the Spinel: clear purple with a pinkish shimmer.

‘Thank you both for coming along,’ I said, with a smile especially for Indira. She, as always, said little, and besides offering a shy smile back, stood waiting in patient immobility. I was surprised to see that her broken arm was fully mended already. She’d been benefiting from some of Rob’s more potent healing enchantments.

Rob was senior enough to have his own Wand on permanent assignment, of course. He’d been wielding the Lapis Lazuli beauty for years. He generally wore it strapped to the inside of his arm, right alongside those deadly charmed knives of his.

I did a quick supply survey. Shiny toys from Stores: check. Alban’s map of Farringale City: check. Lady Tregawny’s Recollections of a Lost Age: A Courtier’s Memories of Farringale, purloined from Mandridore Library: check. Talkative, well-informed book named Mauf: check.

Jay, Rob, Indira and Ms. Goodfellow: check checkity check.

Me. Emphatic check.

‘Ready for adventure, danger and glory?’ I said, hefting my shoulder bag.

‘Lead on,’ said Rob.

‘Onward,’ said Jay.

Indira nodded emphatically.

‘Right, then.’

Off we went.

It felt like old times as we trooped down to the Waypoint in the cellar, a Society team once more. I hated a bit that I could say things like feels like old times about such a subject, and after only a few weeks of supposed independence, but I put that aside.

The journey proceeded much as before. Jay whisked us down to the Winchester area the quick-and-speedy way. I was pleased to note that my nausea was lessening with every Way-journey; either I was becoming a better Traveller of the Ways, or practice was improving Jay’s technique as Waymaster. Either way, I arrived in a Winchester field with my dignity intact and my spirits high.

After that, it was my turn. I fished up my syrinx pipes. (Will it surprise you to learn that I wasn’t really, technically, allowed to keep them? Their coming into my possession at all was more by accident than design, and there were those who’d objected strenuously to so rare and powerful a Treasure falling into such untested hands as mine were at the time. Milady made sure I got to keep them. I’m still not sure why).

Addie and Friends made excellent time, as is their wont. We swooped through the skies, wafted elegantly by unicorn wings, and landed near the bridge over the River Alre within half an hour. It was only mid-morning and the day stretched ahead of us, bright with possibility even if it was raining a bit.

I was soon grateful for my decision to request Indira.

‘I am too short,’ I said with chagrin, standing beneath the high-arching bridge with three keys in my hand and no way of reaching the trio of alcoves into which they needed to be set. Last time, we’d had Alban with us, who was plenty tall enough for the job. This time, our tall folk included only Rob and Jay, neither of whom had sufficient inches.

Indira subjected the bridge to one of her swift, keen looks, swept the keys out of my hands, and rose smoothly into the air by a distance of several feet. She levitated with the grace of a gazelle, while I (despite my aptitude with the flying chair trick) do so with all the elegance of an exuberant young bullock. What’s more, she could hold herself perfectly steady, the better to manipulate the tricky keys-and-alcoves combinations. Naturally, she needed no help discerning which key went where. Within minutes she had all three inset, and red, green and blue lights blazed over the bridge.

‘Right,’ said Rob as a door lit up in the ageing brick, and swung slowly inward. ‘Ves and me first. Shield, please, Ves. Make it a good one.’

I don’t fly well, but I do Ward. I shrouded us both in a tough shield charm, tuned to repel (hopefully) just about anything we might imminently encounter: poison, fire, lightning, physical attacks, incoming curses, hexes or other magickal unpleasantries, and more. It hadn’t the faintest chance of repelling a serious griffin attack, of course, but one does one’s little best.

In we went.

Last time we had ventured into Farringale, we’d found an empty but eerily tidy city, marred by scattered pools of stagnant water but otherwise largely intact. It had been utterly silent, of course, that heavy silence one finds in long-abandoned spaces.

This time was different. This time, we walked into chaos.

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The library of Mandridore is to die for.

I mean that almost literally. I’m sure I felt my heart stop when we walked in.

Tall people need a tall library, yes? This one soared up and up and up, to such a height there were wisps of cloud drifting near the ceiling. If there was a ceiling. No word of a lie, there really were, though I don’t suppose they ever took it upon themselves to rain. Every inch of every wall was covered in shelves housing perfectly-ordered rows of books. I looked for the traditional long ladders winding up the bookcases, but of these there was no sign. I did, however, spot a large tome floating at a leisurely pace down from a distant shelf. At Mandridore, one did not travel to the books; the books travelled to you.

I could get used to such a place.

‘When I die,’ I heard Mauf say from inside my satchel, ‘bury me here.’

I hoped he was busy soaking up whatever he could get his filthy book-mitts upon.

A dash of magick kept the light levels on the muted side, the better to protect the collections. This lent the library’s several chambers a peaceful, serene air which could not but please. I’d walked in and felt immediately at ease.

Unfortunately, things did not go nearly so well as this auspicious beginning suggested.

While Jay wandered off to browse, drawn like a magnet to a floor-level shelf crowded with enormous leather-bound volumes, I went with Alban to the grand mahogany desk behind which sat the librarian on duty. A large, handsome woman of middle age, she became flustered at Alban’s approach, and dropped a brief curtsey. Some subtle change to Alban’s expression told me he did not welcome this deference.

‘Dame Hellenna, I wonder if you could help us,’ he said, with an approximation of his usual smile. ‘We are interested in anything you can find on the topic of Torvaston the Second. Periods of particular interest include directly before, and any time after, the fall of Farringale.’

I did not at all see why, but something about this request made Dame Hellenna nervous. She glanced uncertainly at me, then made for the bookshelves with the air of a woman running away.

A slight frown creased Alban’s brow.

The jumpy librarian soon returned. ‘I— I’m afraid there are no books available on those topics, sir,’ she said, not meeting his eye.

‘None?’ repeated Alban blankly.

Dame Hellenna shook her head.

‘How can that be? King Torvaston founded this Court!’

The librarian began to look most unhappy. ‘I quite see your point, sir, but nonetheless…’

‘You’re telling me,’ said Alban with forced calm, ‘that no one has written of Mandridore’s founders in nearly four centuries?’

‘If they have, sir, their books are not kept here.’

‘That is impossible. There must be something.’

I laid a hand on Alban’s arm, for he seemed to be working himself into a froth. ‘Forgive me,’ I said to Dame Hellenna, ‘but were there any books on those topics, at any time in the past?’

Her eyes got a bit shifty. ‘I… couldn’t say, madam.’

Uh huh.

Alban was all over that like a rash. ‘So there aren’t now but that hasn’t always been the case. When were they removed, and by whose order?’

‘They— I don’t— I don’t precisely know, sir, but…’ She glanced about, as though she might be overheard, though no one was nearby save for myself. ‘I know of no specific removal of those books, but there are records of a general purge undertaken some years ago, by order of your highness’s mother’s esteemed father.’

It took me a moment to parse that. The queen’s dad, or Alban’s adoptive grandfather. Got it.

‘The library was overfull, of course, though so it always is…’

‘How many books were taken out?’ said Alban crisply.

‘The records suggest a great many, sir, though few titles are listed by name.’

‘When was this?’

‘More than fifty years ago.’

Well, well. Interesting. A spot of spring-cleaning would make a good cover for the removal of a few inconvenient books, though I failed to see why a former royal would have wanted to. What had he found out about Torvaston?

Did Alban’s mother know?

I could see similar questions echoing through Alban’s thoughts, for he’d developed a grim demeanour, and a note of worry lurked in his eyes.

Dame Hellenna appeared to be suffering some second thoughts. ‘I… beg your highness will not inform the queen of my comments, sir. My job—’

‘I need not mention your name,’ Alban said, in a fractionally softened tone. ‘Thank you for your help, Hellenna.’

Upon which words we turned away, leaving poor Dame Hellenna to recover her poise.

Jay was happily installed at a table with a stack of no fewer than eight gigantic tomes beside him. They were too big for the table, so he’d piled them up on the floor beside him. The heap was half as tall as I was.

‘I’m sorry to interrupt your book party,’ I said, with more sincerity than probably appeared, for he did look happy. ‘We have hit a snag.’ I told him about the Torvaston problem.

Jay regarded Alban thoughtfully. ‘So his highness is off to lay the smack down on her majesty?’

‘Something like that.’

‘While he’s doing that.’ Jay turned a page the size of a small sail, and the word Farringale caught my eye. An exquisitely detailed drawing depicted a block of several rooms, gathered together like a honeycomb. After a moment, the penny dropped: Farringale’s library. This must be where Alban had copied his hand-drawn map from. Jay looked up at me. ‘We could trawl from library to library looking for lost books, but it seems to me there’s only one place we can be sure of discovering the truth.’

‘You want to go back to Farringale?’

‘Don’t you?’

No. Yes. I did, sort of? And at the same time I really didn’t. I’d suspected, since the beginning, that our going there was precisely what Their Majesties had in mind when they’d summoned us to the Court. ‘I don’t want to do it alone,’ I said. ‘Nor can we, really, since we’ll need House’s help if we want the third key back.’

‘Do you think Milady will agree to partnering with the Court on this? She was against our ever going there in the first place.’

‘True,’ I conceded. ‘But since we came out alive, and with some highly interesting books in tow, I’ve some hopes she might have changed her mind.’

‘Right. We can’t take the baron this time, though.’ Jay sat back in his chair, and glanced perfunctorily at Alban. ‘Sorry, I mean the prince.’

Alban’s brow went up.

‘Too dangerous for you,’ said Jay. ‘We could have stayed longer the last time, if we hadn’t had to evacuate you.’

‘There is now a cure,’ Alban pointed out, presumably referring to the condition of ortherex… infestation, or whichever charming term by which one might discuss that disease.

‘Which has never been tested in Farringale,’ I pointed out. ‘As danger zones go, that place is code red. And you’re the crown prince, for heaven’s sake. I can’t believe Their Majesties let you go in the first place.’

Alban busied himself adjusting the cuff of his left sleeve. I received the impression he was avoiding my eye.

‘Oh,’ I said. ‘You didn’t ask them.’

‘I had their authority in the same way that you had Milady’s.’

‘Touché.’

‘You found nothing?’ said Queen Ysurra perhaps half an hour later. Alban had escorted us back to Their Majesties’ manor, but not to the Topaz Parlour. The queen sat, surprisingly, in the kitchen, sorting an array of dried flowers across the top of an aged, much-scrubbed oak table. There was no sign of the king.

‘Not precisely nothing,’ I said placatingly. I was perched atop a stool on the other side of the table, with a glass of clear, cold water before me. I was more disconcerted than encouraged by this peculiar simplicity. I’d only just begun to get used to all the pomp and gilding. ‘The ortherex simply aren’t such a problem in the fifth Britain. They are viewed as pests, like rats. Which means, the conditions which led to their total overrun of old Farringale may well be unique. So. If we can find out precisely what those conditions are, and how the parasites came to proliferate so excessively, then perhaps we can reverse those changes. If we can, the ortherex will die out.’

‘Which they should have, already,’ said Jay. ‘There are no trolls left alive there, and nothing but raw magick for the creatures to eat. That makes no sense. We can’t find an answer to these mysteries in another world; Melmidoc had no idea what we were talking about, and Whitmore’s library had nothing. We need to go deep into Farringale itself, and take a look with our own eyes.’

Queen Ysurra carefully crumbled desiccated lavender into a bowl, wafting pungent aromas everywhere. I took a deep, grateful inhalation. I’ve always found it a relaxing scent, and perhaps so did Her Majesty. ‘I cannot deny that I had hoped for just such a venture in time,’ she said, after a moment’s thought. ‘But not in so ill-prepared a fashion. What do you propose to do?’

‘We would like the Court to partner with the Society,’ I said. ‘Jay and I will spearhead this mission, but we would like our own allies with us. And we’d like to do it with your blessing, and Milady’s — not least because we’ll need every resource either organisation can put at our disposal.’

Queen Ysurra’s gaze went to Alban.

‘We won’t be taking Alban with us,’ I said quickly. ‘Not into such danger.’

That apparently wasn’t what was on her mind. ‘Do you really think my father knew something about this?’ she said in a low voice.

‘It looks that way,’ said Alban softly. ‘It does seem that he was hiding something about Torvaston.’

The queen looked, suddenly, haggard, and I remembered what Alban had said about her health. She sagged over the table top, weary beyond even her advanced years.  ‘We had no thought, when we began with this ill-fated idea, that there could be any scandal attached.’

I began to feel afraid that she might refuse us. ‘Our promise, your majesty,’ I said firmly. ‘We are well used to keeping secrets. It is to be hoped we will find nothing to the detriment of your family, but if we do… provided it endangers no one, we undertake to keep it to ourselves. This I can promise on behalf of the Society as a whole.’

I suppose so conditional a promise was not as reassuring as Ysurra might have liked, but she sighed, and gave me a nod. ‘I cannot prevent your going. Not when Naldran and I opened this can of worms ourselves. But I beg you to be… careful.’

A host of different warnings could be read into those words. Careful of what? Everything? Everything. It was, after all, a dangerous place. Ortherex might be dangerous mostly to trolls, but we did not absolutely know that they wouldn’t attack us. There were griffins, too, and that was just scratching the surface. What if we were right, and it was magick-flooded? What else might we find when we lingered in those ruined halls?

My stomach fluttering with a mix of excitement and fear, I stood up and gave Her Majesty my best curtsey. ‘With your leave, majesty, we’ll get going immediately. No time like the present.’

Queen Ysurra just looked at me, and her face was grey. ‘Thank you, Miss Vesper,’ she said. ‘Mr. Patel. Alban will see that you receive everything you need.’

‘A couple of keys to Farringale, for a start,’ I said. ‘The third one’s our problem.’

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I couldn’t leave Whitmore again without checking on Zareen. So while Jay went off to coax Millie into an imminent departure and the baro— prince — went to consult with Melmidoc, I made my way down onto the wide beach beneath the Whitmore cliff where Ashdown Castle had settled itself. The poor old place looked the worse for wear. It was too ancient, too delicate and too run-down to be dragged the length and breadth of Britain and beyond; a part of its roof had caved in during the journey (to Val’s cost), and, robbed of the foundations it was used to, it had… shifted, in places. The effect was a general sagging, as of a crestfallen building enjoying a lengthy sulk.

I felt rather sorry for it. You’d think Fenella would be more careful with her family’s ancestral home.

Inside, the air was much colder than the sun-drenched outdoors. That’s the way with old buildings: all that brick and stone and none of the insulation, double-glazing and so on that characterises more modern structures. But there was something unearthly about the chill in the great, shadowy hall, and I moved with caution. Last time I had set foot in there, the walls had been weeping great, salt tears. The ten or so enslaved Waymasters who’d moved the place had not been at all happy about it.

Was Zareen even still there? I wandered down a corridor or two, feeling like the only moving object for about twelve miles. The castle had the hushed, too-still air of total desertion. ‘Zar?’ I called, though not very loudly. I had the irrational feeling that a loud noise might bring the rest of the roof down.

Miranda popped into my thoughts. I’d last seen her somewhere in these castle halls, too. She couldn’t still be here — surely she had been dispatched back to our own Britain with the rest of her new colleagues. But when I came to consider the idea, I found I was not entirely sure. Distracted, exhausted and confused, I hadn’t thought to make certain that she was among the throng we had crammed into Millie’s parlours a few days before. ‘Mir?’ I called.

No response. My footsteps made discouraging dull, ringing sounds on the tiled floors, and the echoes they sent up told me clearly enough that I was alone.

Which is why I nearly died of fright when a voice abruptly screamed: ‘Is someone there?’

‘Argh!’ I said, and fell against the nearest wall. I regretted this at once, for it oozed a freezing chill which went straight to my bones. I hurriedly leapt away again. ‘Er. It’s only me,’ I said, squinting into the pervasive gloom. I saw no one. ‘Ves of the Society. No threat to you whatsoever.’

‘You should not be here,’ said the voice. ‘The ghost witch promised no one would come in.’

Ghost witch? ‘You mean Zareen?’

‘Yes.’

‘I came to visit the ghost witch. I’m a friend. Do you know where she is?’

‘She is engaged at present and cannot receive visitors.’

‘You mean she isn’t here?’

‘Oh, she is,’ said the disembodied voice, a note of disgust creeping in. ‘She is busy. With the man.’

I was not altogether surprised to hear that George Mercer was not making himself popular. ‘Can you tell me where she is?’ I persevered.

‘Northwest tower,’ the voice snapped.

‘Ah. And where is—’

‘Up the stairs.’

My enquiries for more specific directions went unanswered, so with a sigh I toiled up the first flight of stairs I came to, their simple design and shabby state informing me that I had wandered into the servants’ quarters. I toddled down passages uncounted, through drawing-rooms and bedchambers and parlours, aided only by an occasional snappish interjection from my bad-tempered guide: ‘Not that way. The other door!’ At length, a promisingly spiralling stairwell together with the low murmur of voices (hopefully the living variety) told me I had come to the right place.

Pausing near the top of the stairs, I called: ‘Zar?’

The murmuring stopped.

‘I hope you’re Ves,’ came Zareen’s voice.

‘What if I’m not?’

‘George will blast you out of existence.’

‘I don’t see why I have to be obliterated by George, of all people. That’s just adding insult to injury. Can’t you do it?’

The rickety oak door creaked open, and Zareen appeared. She was not wearing a great deal.

Neither, I soon had occasion to note, was George.

I gave a cough. ‘Everything’s going well then, hm?’

‘Some things,’ Zareen corrected. ‘Some things are going well.’

George, lounging in a threadbare chair near the window, scowled at me, a greeting I returned with similarly warm feelings. I’d learned enough about Zareen’s past to excuse her lingering infatuation with George — if that’s what it was — but that didn’t mean I had to like the man myself.

‘What are you doing back here?’ Zareen said. ‘I didn’t think we’d be seeing you for a while.’

‘On a royal mission.’ I grinned.

‘Troll Court?’

‘How’d you know?’

‘Wild guess: has to be something to do with that smooth talker of a baron.’

I toyed with the idea of enlightening Zareen on the point of the smooth-talker’s identity (and marital status), but decided against it. Not with George hanging around. We could have that conversation later.

I also couldn’t tell her much about the mission, though her lack of questions suggested she knew that. ‘Do you two need anything?’ I asked instead.

‘Nope, we’re good.’

‘Righto. And how’s Operation Ashdown progressing? I gather George is killing it with the locals.’

‘So you met Harriet.’

‘If she’s the snappish lady with the man-hating attitude, then yes.’

Zareen grinned at George, who rolled his eyes. ‘Harriet Theale, vicar’s wife. She has ideas about propriety. I’m afraid our modern attitudes aren’t working for her at all.’

‘How sisterly of her to blame George instead of you.’

‘It’s only fair. Normally the girls get all the blame. Ves, I should tell you: we’re not bringing Ashdown home.’

Unexpected. ‘What?’ I said, my brows going up.

‘You’ve seen the state of it, no? I don’t believe it can bear another cross-world hop. Nor should it be expected to. We’re looking instead for a better, permanent home for it out here on the fifth. Obviously it can’t stay on the beach.’

‘You don’t think Fenella will want it back?’

‘I dare say she will, but that’s tough. She shouldn’t have used it like a bus service in the first place. Once the Waymasters here have had time to recover, we’ll coach them through one final removal, get the castle set down somewhere more stable, and then let them go.’

‘They won’t want to go back to their own Britain?’

‘You’re full of discouraging questions, Ves.’

‘Sorry.’

Zareen shrugged. ‘That’s a bridge we’ll cross when we get there. Any that want to go home… well, I’m hoping Melmidoc might be able to help, either way.’

He might, at that. Perhaps he could get some of them settled in their own houses. After all, Whitmore seemed to make rather a habit of it.

George was, as usual, silent. Was it just that he hated me, or was he taciturn by nature? Presumably he was more forthcoming with Zareen. ‘Thank you for sticking with Zar,’ I said to him. ‘She’s important to us.’

‘And to me.’ Three ungracious words.

I gave up.

‘Right, leaving,’ I said. ‘One thing, though. Have you seen Miranda about?’

‘Didn’t she get shipped back to the sixth with the rest?’

‘I think so, and at the same time I don’t think so.’

‘We haven’t seen her.’

‘Roger.’ Perhaps it was thinking of Miranda that led to my saluting Zareen. ‘Vesper out. Take care out here, hm?’

‘We’re okay. You go impress the socks off the troll king.’

‘Actually, I get the impression the queen rules the roost there.’

‘As it should be.’

I arrived at Millie’s farmhouse to find Alban and Jay both there before me. Millie’s front door hung open; I sauntered in. A delicate melody wafted through the rooms, emanating, I supposed, from Millie’s old spinet. But it was not Millie playing it; it was Jay.

I regarded him in silence for a moment, enjoying the sheer beauty of the music he played. I’d rarely heard anything like it before. Indeed, had I ever? The music floated and danced, like… like faerie bells, I wanted to say, though stifled the thought as too fanciful by half.

‘Did I know you could play?’ I said, when Jay’s fingers stilled upon the keys.

He jumped, and gave me a startled glance over his shoulder. ‘Hi Ves.’

‘That was beautiful.’

He didn’t answer, but he did smile. ‘Alban’s upstairs,’ he said. ‘Are you ready to go?’

‘Yes. What’s he doing upstairs?’

‘Hiding from me.’

‘Uh huh. And why does he need to hide from you?’

‘We might have had words.’

‘I hope it was nothing to do with me.’

Jay’s silence spoke volumes.

All right, so Jay was still angry with Alban for flirting with me when he shouldn’t have. Why? Did I seem broken-hearted? I didn’t think I was. Absolutely not. Not even disappointed, really. Not a bit.

I went upstairs.

Alban sat tucked into the embrace of a pretty window seat in the homely drawing-room, one of its few pretences at elegance. He was too big for it, but had curled himself into it anyway with splendid disregard for proportion. Staring, no doubt moodily, out of the window, he did not turn when I came in.

I was swiftly growing tired of talking to people’s backs. ‘What did Melmidoc have to say about our theory?’ I asked without preamble.

‘He thinks it insane.’

‘Excellent.’

‘He might be right. No Court would exile its own king, and no exiled king would go in search of precisely the same dangerous environment he had just fled from. But then, Melmidoc does have a grudge or two against the Troll Court. His opinion is hardly clear-sighted.’

‘I say we proceed.’

‘Seconded. I can’t think of a better idea.’

‘Does he know of a way to, uh, drain magick from a flooded Dell?’

‘No. Says it’s never been done anywhere, to his knowledge.’

‘I suppose no one’s had reason enough to brave the dangers.’

He nodded without answering, and finally looked at me. It seemed to cost him an effort. ‘He’s right, of course.’

‘Melmidoc?’

‘Jay. I’ve been a selfish dick.’

‘Were those Jay’s words?’

‘I paraphrase.’

I felt the beginnings of a headache coming on. ‘Jay has no right to attack you for it,’ I said briskly. ‘I believe I can understand the difficulties of your predicament. And I don’t need to be protected from you or anybody else.’

‘So you aren’t hurt?’

‘No.’ I said it stoutly, without a trace of doubt, and met Alban’s eyes squarely when he looked at me.

He held my gaze for a moment, then nodded and looked away. ‘That is good to know.’

His tone suggested he’d drawn all manner of conclusions from that single word, some of which may or may not be hurtful, and some of which may or may not be true. But I didn’t have time to deal with it just then. Trailing from Zareen and George in dishabille, to an indignant Jay, to a sulking Alban, I felt like a nanny with a large and fractious brood to manage. ‘We’d better go, hadn’t we?’

It is awfully romantic, Millie broke in. Like a fairy tale. Shall you marry the prince in the end, Miss Vesper? I do hope so!

If I’d tried to come up with the quickest way to make the scene even more painfully awkward, I couldn’t have done a better job. ‘Thanks, Millie,’ I said with a sigh.

I judged it best to beat a hasty retreat.

I like her, I heard Millie say before I had made it out of earshot.

And Alban said, softly, ‘Me too.’

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How it seems to work with storytellers is: they arrive, noisily. People among the quickly-gathering crowd begin shouting out requests for stories. The tale-bearers pick whichever suggestion best suits their fancy and, for a little while, the drums stop in favour of their voices. Jay, Alban and I watched for a little while, taking their measure, and heard a spirited tale of an ancient hero called Gostingot who stormed the strongholds of corrupt sorcerers an unspecified number of centuries ago. The storytellers were good: he with his great, rumbling, booming voice and she with her light, musical tones, they had everything.

Once Gostingot’s tale was done, the giant resumed his drumming and off they went again, collecting more of an audience, until somebody’s called-out suggestion caught their attention once more.

‘This is going to take way too long,’ I said, sotto voce.

‘Right,’ said Jay. ‘It’ll have to be kidnapping, then.’

I stared. ‘What?’

‘That is what you were going to suggest, isn’t it?’

‘Nothing quite so daring—’

‘You disappoint me. Crazy Ves is becoming positively staid.’

I punched him. But only a little bit, on the arm.

I was actually looking at Alban.

‘What?’ said his highness, eyeing me back warily. ‘I don’t like that look in your eye, Ves.’

‘We want tales of displaced royalty, don’t we? How lucky that we happen to have a displaced royal right in our very midst. And from the same source, too!’ I gave him an encouraging smile.

He sighed. ‘So I am to be sacrificed for the sake of today’s mission, am I?’

‘Only your dignity.’

‘That’s reassuring.’

A short while later, a twitch or two of my intensely magickal Sunstone Wand had pepped up the prince’s appearance. His simple, stylish attire now resembled something far grander: he had velvets and silks, a fine, billowing cape, and a golden coronet.

‘Lose the crown, Ves,’ said Alban from between gritted teeth.

‘It is a bit too much,’ Jay agreed, surveying the prince critically.

I pouted a bit, for it made a splendid addition to his bronze-blond locks, but I obeyed.

‘And I’m not sure about the cape,’ Alban added, twisting around to look at the length of it swirling behind himself. ‘Must it billow like that?’

I’d given him the magickal equivalent of a wind machine. ‘Of course it must. We want pomp, we want majesty, we want hints of unearthly powers from afar. We need these people to take you seriously.’

‘That last part is sort of what I was getting at with the billowing thing.’

‘If this were a film, you’d have all that plus a mantle of palpable power, crackling around your muscled frame like a lightning storm—’

‘Please don’t give yourself ideas, Ves.’ He rolled his shoulders, stood a bit straighter, and sighed. ‘Just don’t let anybody trip on it, all right?’

‘Will watch like a hawk,’ I promised, probably mendaciously. I was given an immediate opportunity to prove myself, however, for Ms. Goodfellow made a sudden lunge at the cape’s floating ends and closed her teeth around the half-corporeal fabric. I bonked her on the nose with the Wand and she sneezed in surprise, releasing the cape at once.

‘You’re up,’ I told Alban, and nodded in the direction of the storytellers. We had ducked into a side street as they had paused again for another tale, and by the looks of it the story was winding down.

Alban closed his eyes briefly, opened them again for the pleasure of staring daggers at me, and then walked off.

‘He’s had practice at this,’ I murmured to Jay. We watched in momentary silence as our princely prince strode, with undeniable majesty and enviable grace, across the street and approached the storytellers’ audience. Somehow, that crowd parted for him like the sea; he did not even have to slow down. When he stopped, he was mere feet away from the giant and the sylph, and he seemed to my unbelieving eye to have grown a foot taller since he’d left us. Even the giant could not make him look small.

Jay and I hastily scuttled after.

‘I, Prince Alban of Mandridore,’ he was saying, ‘have come in search of answers to an age-old mystery. My noblest of ancestors, Torvaston the Second, is said once to have visited these shores. I would know the truth of these rumours.’ The fact that Alban was adopted and therefore no relation to Torvaston was quite by the by; I approved of his creative reinterpretation of the truth. He had a flare for it.

There followed some due flattering of the tale-bearers and their superior knowledge, wisdom, etc, most of which seemed to hit the mark. When he’d finished speaking, silence fell.

I noticed the giant’s merry eyes had travelled from Alban to Jay to me, and there was a twinkle of amusement discernible there.

‘I am sorry to tell your highness,’ he said in his deep, deep voice, ‘we know no tales of a Torvaston the Second.’

Alban appeared thrown by this, for when he opened his mouth nothing came out.

‘However,’ the giant went on, his smile broadening, ‘we do mayhap know a tale of another king of the trolls, who named himself Furgidan the Dispossessed.’

I knew the word furgidan. It meant “king” in Court Algatish, the language spoken upon more formal occasions at the Troll Courts. The Dispossessed King. That sounded about right.

‘A tale of tragedy, mystery, and adventure!’ the giant went on, addressing the crowd now. ‘And it takes place right here, upon your own Whitmore! Who shall hear it?’

Happily for us, the cheering that followed said everyone quite effectively.

‘Well, then,’ said the giant. ‘Some hundreds of years ago, the said Furgidan arrived with a royal entourage of more than thirty trolls, all members of his former court. Dukes and barons and marchionesses all, they caused quite the stir, for they were clad in finery rather like their descendent here,’ (Alban’s cape billowed obligingly at these words), ‘and they made the grandest of claims! “I am a king from afar,” said Furgidan, “from Farringale, on another shore.”

The sylph took up the tale. ‘I do not know that everyone believed him, for all knew of Farringale. The splendid Court of the Trolls, rich and age-old; there could be no other. But something about these grand strangers caught at the eye, and at the heart. They had travelled long and far, for there was a weariness about them, and a melancholy.

‘Offered bread and wine, the king declined, and so did all his party. They needed no sustenance, they said, and asked nothing of those who greeted them, save for one thing only. “We come in search of a home,” said Furgidan. “Some distant place, rich in magick, where we will be of trouble to no one.”‘

‘It is not known whither the dispossessed king went,’ said the giant, beginning to play the soft rhythm on his drums that indicated the story was drawing to a close. ‘Some say that he went into the south, to the Seas of Segorne and the islands there. Others trace his path deep into the North, to the Hyndorin Mountains and their Vales of Wonder. None can say for certain.

‘But a whisper once reached my ears about Furgidan the Dispossessed. It’s said that, wherever he and his courtiers made their home, they are there still. Not even the passage of centuries can defeat the lost King of Farringale.’

The tale ended there, for the giant returned to his drumming as his partner called for more requests. To my puzzlement, the drummer winked at me.

I mulled over the possible meanings of this gesture. I supposed he meant to indicate that he’d taken some liberties with the tale, which of course I had guessed. For one thing, this event — if it had taken place at all — had not happened on Whitmore, or Melmidoc would have met Furgidan the Dispossessed. Instead, only a whisper of the story had reached the Redclover brothers’ ears, which argued for a much more distant setting.

For another thing, I highly doubted that Furgidan — or rather, Torvaston — and his court were still alive somewhere, three and a half centuries later. That smacked to me of a cute way of ending a tale which, in its natural form, had no real ending at all. A twist of the storytellers’ art: a tendency to adapt the details of a story to suit the tastes of their audience.

And I didn’t want to get started on the question of how Torvaston had known of the sixth Britain when, according to Alban, his descendants knew of only three Britains, not including this one.

But what truths might we glean from the tale, having stripped away the embellishments? Some parts of it did not altogether make sense. Then again, some parts of it were highly interesting.

We went back to the library.

‘Points of interest,’ I said a little later, as I stalked shelves overflowing with history books. ‘Why were they weary? They had travelled far, yes, in the technical sense, but they hadn’t travelled long. They must have arrived by Waymaster; they hadn’t journeyed for months on foot. What was the matter with them?’

‘And why were they melancholy?’ Jay put in. ‘Yes, they’d lost Farringale, and perhaps that’s reason enough. But no mention of that was made in the story. Why did they come here, instead of going to Mandridore with the rest?’

‘Third point,’ said Alban, dropping a heavy tome down onto the nearest study table with a boompf. ‘These Seas of Segorne and mountainous Vales of Wonder. Were they pulled out of thin air for the tale, because they sound good? Or were they significant? I think the latter. Look.’ He riffled quickly through the book, careless of its aging paper, and skimmed a page or two. ‘The Seas of Segorne,’ he said. ‘Place of myth, said to have existed somewhere off the southwest coast of Britain. The islands there weren’t the traditional kind, for instead of floating on the water they drifted in the air, several feet above the sea’s surface. It was thought that the area was so soaked in magick that it had been warped by it, and nothing there was as it should’ve been.’

He turned several more pages. ‘Then the Hyndorin Mountains and those Wonder Vales. Same thing. Sounds to me like there were some magickal Dells scattered about up there, but unusually potent ones, flooded with magick. They, too, had gone a little strange. One was the site of a plethora of magick-induced mutations; nothing living that went in ever came out quite the same. One was said to have made a bubble of itself and floated away. Etc.’ He looked at me. ‘They asked for a place rich in magick, according to the story.’

‘Not just rich, but drowning in it,’ I mused. ‘Even to the point of being highly unsafe.’

‘Mm. But what does that do to our theory about old Farringale? If there was some kind of magickal disaster there, and the place was flooded, then it’s natural that Torvaston and company would flee from it, like everyone else. But why would they go searching for another home much the same?’

‘I wonder if they left voluntarily,’ said Jay, leafing through a book.

‘As much so as the rest, I suppose?’ I said. ‘Nobody wanted to abandon Farringale.’

‘I don’t mean Farringale, I mean Mandridore. We’ve been assuming that they chose to come here instead. What if they were exiled?’

‘Torvaston the Second, exiled from his own court?’ Alban was incredulous. ‘And exiled by, presumably, his own wife? How could that be?’

‘I don’t know, but it would explain the melancholy, wouldn’t it?’

‘That might just have been a detail for the story,’ Alban objected. ‘Included to get the audience to pity the dispossessed king.’

‘Might be,’ Jay agreed. ‘Then again, might not.’

I mulled this over. ‘It would take something very, very big to get the king kicked out.’

‘To say the least,’ said Jay.

‘As in, catastrophically big.’ I didn’t want to air the direction my thoughts were tending in. My vague new hypothesis bordered too much on the treasonous.

So I kept it to myself.

‘If something like that happened,’ said Alban, ‘there must be some record of it at Mandridore. There must.’

‘If so, I’m guessing it’s deeply buried,’ I said.

‘Luckily, I happen to know the queen.’ Alban grinned, a shade rueful.

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‘Torvaston the Second?’ I gasped. ‘But no, how could that be? He and Queen Hrruna founded the new court at Mandridore.’

You see the problem. Not that I was aware of this point of detail myself, for with these snatches of rumour came no report of the catastrophe at Farringale. But in my memory, Farringale was all-powerful, utterly unassailable. Why, then, should Torvaston ever leave it? And without Hrruna? It was impossible to credit such ridiculous assertions, and I ceased to listen to those who spread them. Somewhat to my regret, now.

My brain reeling, I had no immediate idea of what to say. Alban looked absolutely thunderstruck.

‘But, no,’ he said, faintly. ‘That cannot be, Melmidoc. It cannot. It is so widely known that Torvaston and Hrruna both took the Court to Mandridore. If the king had vanished, that must have been known. How could it have been concealed?’

I cannot answer that any more than you can, said Melmidoc. And perhaps I was right to dismiss these stories; perhaps they cannot, after all, be true. But I thought that you should know of them.

‘You were right,’ I said. ‘Thank you, Melmidoc.’ My heart was fluttering with excitement at this new mystery, and I wanted to set off running at once. What if it was true? What if?

‘Where did they go?’ said Jay. ‘Was it ever said? I can’t suppose they went off to your other Farringale.’

No, I do not suppose it either, Melmidoc agreed. The Court here is similar in some respects, but wildly different in many others, and would offer nothing of the comfort of familiarity a refugee might seek. Besides which, of course, Torvaston was king only in his own Britain. Another held that position here. No, I do not think it likely they went to Farringale, but where they went instead, I never did learn.

Alban was looking wild-eyed, and I thought I could guess at some of his thoughts. If Torvaston the Second had disappeared, who had known of it? Who knew of it now? Did his current liege-lords have the smallest suspicion?

What is commonly known about the earliest days of the new Court at Mandridore? Melmidoc asked.

‘Um.’ Alban visibly collected himself. ‘I’ve never studied the details, but it’s known that many of the Old Court made the transfer. Not all, but both of the monarchs for certain.’ He thought for a moment, then shook his head. ‘It isn’t my area of expertise. I’d have to research.’

I could see two choices opening before us. We could go back to Mandridore and raid the libraries there for more information about magickal surges, griffins, and now the founding of the new Court. Or we could stay on the fifth, and see if we could uncover the truth about the supposed arrival of Torvaston the Second from the sixth. The latter posed a few problems. If nobody knew where they were said to have gone, where did we start looking?

‘Mel, if we wanted to dig into these rumours, where would you suggest we go?’

If my memory does not betray me, answered Melmidoc — gliding past my abbreviation of his name, this time — I received these rumours from the lips of a travelling storyteller. In those days, they were a common sight. They wandered from town to town, telling tales in exchange for food or ale or coin. They brought gossip, too, and the news from parts far distant, though I have often suspected them of fabricating events altogether for the sake of a wage. There are not so many, now, but a handful remain. They make a virtue of the power of tales which I, I confess, do not wholly share, but since it has lead them to keep meticulous accounts of the stories, rumours and half-truths they have told down the ages, it is not without its uses.

‘So there is a repository somewhere?’ I said, encouraged.

I believe there are paper records, as I believe you are thinking of, but this practice was not begun until much more recently than the period we are interested in. I do not think it would be of much assistance to you.

‘That’s disappointing.’

However. There is a wild tale the storytellers like to say of themselves. It is not a simple matter to take up the profession; it is accounted among the many magickal arts, and there is a long process of learning and practice involved. When a new storyteller completes this process and takes on the mantle of tale-bearer, it is said that they receive full knowledge of all the tales that have gone before.

Melmidoc’s tone became more and more sceptical as he spoke.

‘You mean like a shared memory?’ Jay said.

Something of that sort. I have never felt sufficient interest to enquire into the precise workings of this supposed art. I admit to finding it improbably far-fetched. But stranger things have happened.

It was impossible to argue with such a point, standing as I was in an alternate world, chatting with the ghost of a Waymaster who had died hundreds of years before. ‘Where might we find one of these tale-bearers?’ I asked.

There are none on Whitmore at present. However, it is common for one or more to attend the Feast of Delunia here. We may yet play host to some representative of their people.

‘We can’t go home yet anyway,’ said Jay. ‘Millie won’t be ready to travel until tomorrow at the earliest.’

I chafed at the delay, wanting to talk to one of these wonderful people now, right away. ‘Is there not some way we could track one of them down?’ I asked, with faint hope.

I cannot see how. Melmidoc’s voice registered suppressed amusement. The problem with wanderers is their tendency to wander.

‘Well, then,’ said Alban, with his first real smile at me all day, ‘maybe it’s time for that little bit of feasting we were talking about.’

‘A little bit, maybe even a lot?’ I said.

‘Stranger things have happened.’

I will gloss over the events of that evening. Picture everything you like in the way of feasting and dancing, singing (yes, I admit it) and general decadence, and you’d have a fair idea of how Jay, Alban and I spent those hours. I’m not sorry either. Life’s for living.

We retired to Millie’s welcoming embrace at a shockingly late hour, only belatedly discovering that she had nothing resembling a bed among her scattered furniture. Not even one. So we divested her various chairs, couches and floors of assorted pillows, blankets and rugs, and passed out all over the floor.

It wasn’t our most dignified episode.

I woke the next morning to just a touch of a headache, and an appalling crick in my neck. ‘We should get Millie a few furniture upgrades,’ I said to Jay, who remained too comatose to make me any response.

I found Alban nursing his own headache on the porch, which was brave of him. The sun was pretty blinding by then. ‘I needed some air,’ he said to me as I joined him.

‘There’s air inside.’

‘A bit.’

You would think my stomach could’ve refrained from manifesting hunger, considering how much I had put into it the night before. It would have been the polite thing to do. But no. In fact it was roaring with distress.

‘There’s some kind of a pub two streets over,’ said Alban, grinning at me.

‘Pubs don’t serve breakfast.’

‘It’s nearer lunch by now.’

I’d switched my phone off, considering it was about as useful as a lump of rock out here. I had no idea what time it was. But considering the heat of the day, the height of the sun and the stroppiness of my empty stomach, he was probably right. ‘I’ll fetch Jay,’ I said, getting to my feet with a wince. ‘If I can.’

‘Bucket of cold water.’

‘We have no water.’

‘Ask Millie.’

‘Good idea.’

Millie had no water either, but she managed a creditable alternative. Her rickety old spinet sidled over to where Jay lay prone, and struck up a thundering concerto. Millie sang along with it, with a presumably improvised song about sleeping beauty. It wasn’t half bad.

Jay was insufficiently appreciative. He woke with a start, squinted blearily at the spinet’s keys as they riotously played themselves, and lunged for it with a groan. ‘Stop,’ he begged, laying his arms over the keys to hold them down. ‘Please, stop.’

Millie was undeterred.

‘I do believe you’ve killed him,’ I said, as Jay sank to the floor with a groan and, to all appearances, died.

Millie stopped at once. Mr. Patel?

No response.

I kicked him.

‘I’m alive,’ he said weakly. ‘No thanks to you.’

‘How does breakfast sound?’

‘Terrible.’

‘Coffee?’

His eyes opened. ‘You could interest me in that.’

I held out a hand to him. ‘Up you get. We’re leaving in three minutes.’

‘Only three?’ Jay grasped my hand and allowed himself to be hauled to his feet, very much at my expense. I definitely don’t have the kind of heft necessary for dragging grown men about.

‘Four would be more than my delicate constitution could bear.’ I patted my stomach.

‘Ha.’ Vertical again, Jay swayed unpromisingly, but managed not to collapse. ‘You’re about as delicate as a steel girder.’

‘Is that a compliment?’

‘I don’t know.’

‘Is it an insult?’

Jay thought about it. ‘Nope.’

‘Then I’ll take it.’

An hour and a solid sandwich later — not to mention three cups of tea — I was feeling rather better. Even Jay looked more alive than dead after he’d imbibed a vat or two of coffee. Alban, I concluded, was some kind of demigod, and as such wholly impervious to the effects of alcohol. Or maybe he was just big.

It was as we were preparing to leave that a commotion erupted in the street outside. The music had not begun again yet, to my relief, for I was not yet up to a renewed onslaught of bone-creaking beat. But into the general quiet came the sound of distant drums beating, rapidly coming closer. The rhythm caught my attention and held it; the sounds carried the promise of excitement with them, of colour and entertainment and nameless, but desirable things, and I was seized by an urge to run after whoever was playing those drums.

I recognised a wisp or two of magick at work in all this.

Out we trooped onto the street. We were not the only ones thus affected by the music; the wide road was rapidly filling with people streaming towards the drum beats, all palpably excited about something.

I thought I heard the word “tale-bearer” as a knot of children ran breathlessly past.

‘Seems promising,’ I said, and trotted towards the music.

The drummer was a giant, stomping up the road with thundering footsteps, a gigantic drum slung around his neck. He beat upon the skins with his enormous fists, and the sounds echoed off the stones of the street, improbably amplified. I liked the look of him. He wore a long, sweeping coat in my very favourite colour (purple), a wide-brimmed hat over his thatch of straw-coloured hair, and his weathered face was wreathed in smiles.

Next to him trotted a woman as tiny as the drummer was tall. She was fae, perhaps from one of the sylph tribes, considering the way her feet barely seemed to touch the ground. Pale and ethereal, with a wreath of lavender hair like smoke drifting around her tiny face, she practically oozed magick as she drifted up the street towards us.

I spotted a pack train: two stout ponies laden with bulging saddle-bags.

‘These look like travellers, wouldn’t you say?’ I observed to Jay.

‘Travellers and entertainers,’ he agreed.

‘Let’s go meet them.’

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Later, having peeled Ms. Goodfellow off the leg of the desk, pried my Curiosity out of her possession, and ushered her legion of new friends out of the door again (social butterfly, my pup), we were presented with one, meagre book by our new librarian friend. It was a thin thing, with anaemic white covers and a disappointing lack of heft.

‘It’s really not a popular topic,’ said the librarian, no doubt meaning to be kind as she demolished our mission in a mere six words.

I leafed through it. It contained annotated diagrams of an ortherex parasite and its eggs and larva, plus some notes as to its preferred habitats (rocky spaces in adulthood, especially underground, and a warm, magickal body for the eggs). Young and old alike fed greedily off magickal energies, the fresher the better, which is why they tended to collect in Dells, Dales and Enclaves.

Speaking of which. ‘Farringale is still an active Dell, isn’t it?’ I said aloud.

‘You mean in the magickal sense?’ asked Alban. ‘It seemed to be. It’s unlikely there would still be griffins living there if…’ He paused, staring into space. ‘Griffins,’ he repeated.

‘Yes?’ I prompted.

‘Griffins are as rare as unicorns, no?’

‘At least.’

‘They don’t live just anywhere, do they?’

‘No. I mean, it’s the size of them as much as anything. They need a lot of food, and a strong magickal source, especially if they’re raising young.’

‘Indeed,’ said Alban. ‘So. Where else are there known to be griffins?’

I turned back to the librarian, but Jay was way ahead of me, already asking her for every available resource on griffins.

‘And Magickal Dells,’ I added. ‘Especially the more powerful or unusual ones.’

I could see our credit as scholars was rising by the minute with the librarian. ‘Oh, we’d have lots about that,’ she enthused, and off she went.

Over the next couple of hours, our scholarly spelunkings uncovered the following nuggets of information:

1: While the Court of Farringale survived on the fifth Britain, it was not home to a colony of griffins, as ours was.

2: Griffin sightings were almost as rare on the fifth as they were in our home Britain, the sixth. But, this was not because they were rare in number. It was thought to be due to their intensely magickal nature; like unicorns, they are steeped in the stuff up to their eyeballs from birth (I paraphrase here). Not only can they bear a much closer proximity to dangerously powerful magickal energies than the rest of us, they actually thrive upon it. They need it. Ergo, griffins and unicorns both tend to populate areas in which mere humans, trolls or (arguably) lesser fae fear to tread.

3: Griffins are among the most dangerous of magickal creatures, and nobody wants to tangle with them. Whole villages have been evacuated overnight when a nesting pair of griffins made themselves at home there. But, there have also been recorded cases of griffins and other races living comfortably together without incident.

4: Related to the last point, it has sometimes been known to happen that a known magickal reservoir (a poor term, for it wrongly implies that pools of magick just lie soggily about the place, begging to be dived into, which is not at all the case; but it’s the best we have got) can undergo major, and apparently spontaneous, changes. Once in a great while, a Magickal Dell simply… dies, because its reservoirs dry up. On other occasions, the opposite can happen: a nice, mild Dell with just the right flows of magick can flare up without warning, flashing from balmy to deadly in a matter of hours. If we’re going to go with water analogies, it would be like the placid pond at the bottom of your garden turning into a small sea. Or perhaps a wide ocean. You may not love it if this happened, but creatures like griffins would.

5: This stuff is rare. Incredibly rare. But it happens.

‘What if it wasn’t really the ortherex that destroyed Farringale?’ Jay said at last. ‘What if they were flooded with magick?’

Alban nodded. ‘Which attracted griffins and ortherex alike, and drove away whoever was left alive after that.’

‘In which case,’ I said, ‘perhaps Their Majesties were essentially correct after all. This is a natural disaster. Or on the other hand: why do Dells sometimes flood? Just because no one has yet uncovered a root cause, does not necessarily mean it’s random. There haven’t been enough recorded instances of it to detect patterns, or form workable theories.’

We were gathered around a circular table in one corner of the library, ignoring a growing hunger and thirst (speaking for myself, at least) in the pursuit of Knowledge. Ms. Goodfellow had given up on us and conked out on the table top; Jay had propped a book open against her furry back. She was too deeply asleep to notice.

‘Are you still working on that conspiracy theory?’ Alban said to me, with a faint smile.

‘That somebody deliberately destroyed Farringale? Hmm. Well. I wouldn’t call it a theory, but it is a possibility that ought to be considered.’

Alban nodded. ‘When we get back to Court, I’ll see what the libraries have got about the last days of Farringale. Though I warn you not to get your hopes up too much. There really isn’t a lot.’

‘Which I can’t help thinking is significant. So important and catastrophic an event ought to have more records associated with it. It ought to have been exhaustively studied.’

‘Oh, it has been studied to death. There are endless pamphlets, dissertations and treatises waxing lyrical on a thousand possible causes for its demise. But since none of those authors had the benefit of actual access to the city itself, and because there’s so little hard evidence to base those theories on, it’s all just hot air. I suspect it’s become something of a sport by now. Who can come up with the wildest theory yet?’

‘Either way, Mel is right,’ I said. ‘If we’re correct in thinking that it’s a magickal surge that brought the ortherex, and the griffins, to Farringale — and keeps them there — then that’s what would have to be reversed in order to restore it to safety.’

‘Tall order,’ said Jay.

‘Truth. Has such a thing ever been done? Has anyone even tried?’ Our stack of books, informative as they were, had given no such indication. The few recorded occasions of magickal surges, or floods, had typically devastated a village here and there, or a small town; the inhabitants had simply moved to a new, safer spot, and gone on with their lives. Nobody had considered it worth the effort of trying to retrieve a flooded site, which told me one thing at least: there was certainly no easy way to do it.

But, we had the entire Court of Mandridore on our side.

‘We’ll have to be the first,’ said Jay.

‘I feel like a hero already.’

‘The ortherex and the griffins are an obstacle,’ Alban pointed out.

‘Right. Their Majesties will be needing significant non-troll assistance.’ I beamed at him.

‘Plus a couple of excellent griffin-tamers.’

‘A dime a dozen, those,’ I said stoutly.

‘Ves. That’s a lie.’

‘No. It’s optimism.’

Alban folded his arms. ‘Same thing.’

I winced. ‘Your cynicism is showing, your highness.’

I was rewarded with a scowl, which I felt was not undeserved.

‘I want,’ I said shortly afterwards, as we left the library of Whitmore and wended our way back up to Mel’s spire, ‘to go over the water, and see the rest of this Britain.’

‘All of it?’ said Jay.

‘Yes.’

‘That will take a while.’

‘Yes.’

‘Okay, I’m in.’ He held up his closed fist, which I bumped with my own.

‘One crazy mission at a time?’ Alban said. ‘Can we do that?’

‘Fine, fine. Farringale first, then the world.’

Jay was clutching our stack of books, with the same tenderness he might show to a puppy, or his firstborn child. He’d cared for his haul from Farringale with similar devotion. I did so like that about him. He had also undertaken to persuade the librarian to let us abscond with them, which had been no easy task. Even bandying Melmidoc’s name about hadn’t convinced her. I wasn’t sure how he had, in the end, except that it might have had something to do with that ineffable charm of his. Put anyone in a room with Jay for long enough, and they’d do anything for him.

I probably needed to work on improving my defences.

Anyway, we’d soothed the anxious librarian with promises of leaving the books at the spire, which we assuredly would, too — right after we’d given Mauf plenty of time to canoodle with them. We wanted to take their contents with us, if we couldn’t take the books themselves.

At the spire, we found Mauf deep in conversation with Mel. Loudly, too; laughter drifted through the closed door as we approached, audible even over the music, followed by snatches of some debate conducted at top volume.

‘When I said they’d get along splendidly, I didn’t know I was speaking the literal truth,’ I said as I pushed open the door, mystified.

Mauf lay sprawled in the centre of the otherwise empty hallway, his pages drifting idly back and forth. If he wasn’t a book and therefore constitutionally incapable of it, I’d have said he might be drunk.

‘Miss Vesper!’ he carolled joyfully as I stepped inside, Ms. Goodfellow trotting at my heels. ‘Pleasant greetings!’

‘Thank you,’ I said, conscious of a feeling of wariness. ‘And what have you two been up to?’

‘This fellow knows everything — everything — about the seventeenth principle of magickal dynamism under controlled conditions,’ said Mauf.

It was a specialty of mine, in my youth, said Melmidoc modestly.

The look on Jay’s face told me he had as little notion what Mauf was on about as I did.

‘We’ve been thieving,’ I said brightly, as Jay carefully set his stack of books down by Mauf. ‘With permission, I swear.’

I am astonished that Pherellina was able to provide you with such a wealth of material on the ortherex.

‘She wasn’t. Most of this is about Magickal Dells, surges, and griffins.’

Oh?

I told Melmidoc all about our fledgling theory. To my ear at least, it sounded very thin when spoken aloud. ‘I know we’ve only the most circumstantial evidence as yet,’ I finished. ‘But we’d like to investigate further.’

I have been debating within myself during your absence, Melmidoc replied. In fact, your excellent companion and I have had some conversation together upon a topic which may be of relevance to your quest.

‘Not the seventeenth principle of magickal dynamism under controlled conditions?’ I guessed.

Not that. No. This is mere rumour, a tale, one I have long dismissed as nonsense. But perhaps it is more than that.

‘Stories often contain a kernel of truth,’ I offered. ‘Sometimes a lot more than that.’

Indeed. Well, then. Some years after my removal here with my brother, and the most dedicated of our students and colleagues, it was suggested to me that we were not the only explorers from the sixth Britain to settle in these parts.

‘What!’

Yes. We, too, were interested, at least at first. But as the story unfolded, our excitement faded, for the scenario seemed to us so replete with absurdity as to be wholly uncreditable. These other refugees were trolls, supposedly, from Farringale itself. No ordinary citizens, either; they included the highest of courtiers, prominent officials and scholars — even, so it was said, the king himself.

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‘You said the ortherex of this Britain are stronger,’ I said to Melmidoc. ‘And they don’t confine themselves to just troll hosts. What else do they like?’

All of the more distinctly magickal races have suffered their share of infestations, Melmidoc replied. Though, interestingly, it is only sentient creatures who are afflicted. There have been no recorded cases of ortherex feeding upon, or breeding within, any species of magickal beast.

That eliminated my first theory. The only other living creatures we had encountered at Farringale were griffins. While they were splendidly magickal, I did not think they were sentient.

Probably.

‘Mauf, are griffins—’ I began, opening the rich purple cover of my precious book. But there I stopped, for I’d received an eyeful of his title page. ‘….That’s new,’ I observed.

‘In point of fact,’ said Mauf loftily, ‘It is a very old technique.’

‘I know that, but I’ve never seen you employ it before.’

‘I understand my predecessor to have been stolen, once. I humbly suggest that he would not have been, had he taken the correct precautions.’

‘Like this one, for example?’

‘Precisely like this one.’

I read the title page aloud. ‘Whoever steals this book, may they be drowned in water. And if they be not drowned in water, may they be burned in fire. And if they be not burned in fire, may they be hanged from the neck. And if they be not hanged from the neck, may they ingest poison. And if they do not ingest poison, may they be eaten by wolves. And if they be not eaten by wolves, may they fall from a great height. And if they do not fall from a great height…’ I turned the page and stopped reading, for it went on. And on.

‘Taking no chances, eh, Mauf?’ said Jay.

I patted the book gently. ‘Maufry, you do know that medieval thief-curses don’t work?’

‘Who says that they do not?’

The practice had persisted in some quarters well past the medieval era, in fact, for the belief in their efficacy as curses had endured. It had taken a large study, sponsored by the Hidden Ministry in its earlier days, to establish that many were fake. Or not so much fake as insufficient; they were just words, usually written down by those who had no magick. A real thief-curse needed no words, and since the authentic kind were genuinely deadly, they had, of course, been banned by the Ministry long ago.

But Mauf was bristling in my hands, and the tone of his dusty book-voice was both defensive and slightly injured. So I said, ‘Never mind,’ and weakly changed the subject. ‘Ortherex, Mauf. I am sure you must know a lot about those.’

‘Having sat helpless upon my shelf while they ate up my city around me, I can say with some justification that I do.’

‘What did they do?’

‘They drank up the magick of Farringale and dined upon its inhabitants, until the population lay dead in droves.’

‘And then what?’

‘I do not know, Miss Vesper. I, like my fellow tomes, fell deeply into slumber. What was left to wake for?’

‘Wait,’ said Jay, frowning. ‘We were there. We saw empty streets, quite clean. It was nothing like Darrowdale. If the people all died, why didn’t we see bones? Skeletons?’

‘Did they all die?’ said Alban. ‘Some fled, and founded Mandridore.’

‘And stuck around long enough to clean up the streets before they left? With the place infested with ortherex, and the threat of catching the infection any moment?’

He was right; that didn’t make sense.

I was silent, for another question was swirling about in my mind. If the parasites existed still in the fifth Britain, and had in fact grown stronger down the ages… why had there been no Farringale incident here? Why were they still accounted only as pests, not as disasters?

How was it that the things had suddenly grown so all-powerful in the 1650s as to wipe out Farringale within a year?

I was beginning to realise that this was in no way normal.

I relayed these thoughts, and Alban’s frown deepened. ‘Their Majesties believe it to have been something along the lines of a natural disaster,’ he said. ‘Tragic, but no more preventable than a hurricane or a volcanic eruption. Perhaps they’re wrong.’

‘If so, this could be a lot more complicated than simply clearing out the ortherex,’ said Jay. ‘We need to make sure they stay gone — and that means we need to know how they got there in the first place, and how they proliferated so fast.’

Maybe Their Majesties had more of an inkling than Alban suspected, for had I not asked myself why they had involved Jay and me? We were human. The ortherex of our Britain left humans alone, or so Baroness Tremayne had said. The king and queen couldn’t send people like Alban back into Farringale; they would be in terrible danger. But the Society’s members mostly weren’t trolls. Were we to be sent back to Farringale, once we’d found the way to fight the ortherex? I felt a flicker of excitement at the idea. This was hero-tale stuff.

Anyway. Focus. Answers first, heroics later. ‘Alban,’ I said. ‘How much is known of Farringale’s history directly before its demise?’

‘Not as much as you’d think. Those who fled the city salvaged what they could, but they were fleeing for their lives. It wasn’t all that much. Most of the library was left behind, as you saw, and those who founded Mandridore weren’t necessarily scholars. They were too busy building the new Court to produce detailed accounts of what they’d left behind them, or so we assume. It’s a hazy period.’

‘I am beginning to wonder if there wasn’t something else going on,’ I said. ‘Did the Court have enemies?’

‘It was a supremely powerful Court. Of course it had enemies.’

‘Any among rival powers?’

Alban looked thoughtfully at me. ‘Interesting question, Ves.’

‘Those were brutal times. The non-magickal folk were chopping the heads off their own kings. Who’s to say what the Fae Courts might have been doing to one another?’

‘Interesting, hideous question, Ves.’

‘Where can we go to get more answers?’ I said. ‘Mel, you implied there is a Farringale in this Britain.’

Mel. How charmingly brief.

I’d heard the dragon, Archibaldo, address Melmidoc as “Mel,” but perhaps I had not yet earned that right. Fair.

‘Mr. Redclover,’ I amended.

The air rippled with amusement. It is indeed the case that Farringale reigns on over the fifth.

‘And is it still a centre of learning?’

Some even believe that it rivals Whitmore as such.

Melmidoc obviously disagreed.

‘What have you got here?’ interjected Jay. ‘Anything good on the ortherex?’

After a short silence, Melmidoc said: I do not recall that the scholars of Whitmore have made a specialty of the study, but I am certain something can be found to interest you.

I tapped Mauf’s gold-edged pages. ‘Anything to add, Mauf?’

‘Not a great deal, Miss Vesper.’

I should like to borrow that book.

‘What?’ I said, surprised. ‘Mauf?’

It is a highly interesting piece of work.

‘It?’ said Mauf. ‘I am a gentleman, sir.’ His front cover snapped crisply shut, sending a puff of dust flying out from… somewhere.

Precisely my point.

‘If Mauf does not object, I am sure you may have an audience with him,’ I offered.

I shall be very much obliged.

Mauf maintained an offended silence for a few seconds, but flattery has ever worked wonders upon his vain little heart. ‘Oh, very well,’ he said huffily. ‘If Miss Vesper would like me to have conversation with this ghost, I shall, as always, be delighted to please her.’

I’ll here own up that flattery works wonders upon my vain little heart, too. I smiled.

‘However uncouth he may be,’ added Mauf.

I smirked. ‘You two will get along splendidly.’

The main problem with Whitmore as a prominent centre of learning is that it is rather small. Being already the Centre of Government for the North, or whatever Mel had called it, as well as the home of a reasonably thriving population of scholars, sorcerers and assorted others, there is already a lot to make room for. By the time you’ve added in a smattering of classrooms, magickal laboratories and lecture halls, that’s about it for space.

As such, the library to which we were later escorted was dishearteningly compact. Scarcely larger than the library at Home, in fact. Which was not to disparage it too much; Val’s library is a wonderful resource, one which has come to my aid many a time. Only, when one is looking for detailed knowledge upon a specialist, if not outright esoteric, subject, one hopes for a certain breadth.

I’d left Mauf lounging at the spire, giving Melmidoc a hard time. The pup, however, came along with us. I thought she was in sore need of some exercise, and perhaps a bit of social time with some others of her own kind. Mel assured us she would not wander off for long; they were loyal, the Dappledok pups. Nonetheless, I’d suffered a twinge of anxiety as we left the spire, for the pup had bombed straight past us and disappeared up the street at a gallop, ears and tail flying. We hadn’t seen her since.

The music had met us with a roar as we’d made our way to the library Mel described, and I’d spared a hope that it would be as muted among the books as it had been inside Melmidoc’s spire. I love music, but it is no easy task to study through someone else’s ear-shattering party.

The library, as it turned out, was everything I could have wished for. Almost eerily silent, with a web of complex enchantments to block out all sound from beyond the walls; stuffed floor to ceiling with books, making the most of every available inch of space; and, considering that it was party season, encouragingly deserted. I do so enjoy having a library to myself.

Well, not quite to myself, but I did not mind sharing with Jay and Alban.

We were met by the librarian on duty. Sort of.

When I said they were making the most of every possible inch, I mean that their attitude to space was a little different to ours. On our Britain, we need things like walls to support bookcases, and floors upon which to stand desks and chairs. On the fifth, apparently they do not. The librarian sat at a heavy oak desk floating some eight feet above our heads, surrounded by a small fleet of other such furniture. She reached for a book as I watched, and plucked it from a shelf tucked just under the ceiling. Well, why bother clambering up ladders to fetch the books down when you can go up to meet them? It was like my flying chair trick, only about ten times more powerful.

A deep lust uncurled in my covetous soul, and I suddenly had no trouble understanding why Jay had been reluctant to leave.

So absorbed was the librarian in her work, whatever it was, that she did not notice our entry. At length, Jay discovered a bell hovering near the door, and lightly rang it.

‘Oh!’ said she, peering down at us. ‘Just a moment. Sorry.’

“A moment” turned out to be more like three or four minutes, but at last she drifted down — her chair did, anyway, with her seated upon it; the desk remained up near the ceiling. She smiled at us and said: ‘I wasn’t expecting anybody today.’

Justifiably enough; the people of Whitmore really knew how to party. ‘We’re visiting,’ I told her. Her appearance fascinated me a little. She was as short as me, but thinner, even fragile-looking, with pale, wispy hair and sea-green eyes. Human enough, I thought, but not human through-and-through; her features, her air of ethereal delicacy, suggested to me that she had significant fae heritage somewhere in her family tree. Was that common for Whitmore? Or perhaps across the whole of the fifth? Perhaps it was. If the magick half of the world had no need to hide themselves, it stood to reason that intermingling would lead to more people of mixed heritage.

I liked this.

‘Melmidoc sent us down here,’ Jay told her, which wasn’t a bad move. ‘We’re looking for anything you have on ortherex infestations.’

Her face lit up at mention of Melmidoc’s name — and then fell again at Jay’s next words. Hardly surprising. Could there be a more deeply unsexy subject than pest management?

‘Our focus tends to be on more arcane subjects, but I’ll see what I can find.’ She went off, on foot this time, to consult an enormous tome chained to a pedestal some way behind her. An old-school library catalogue, a foot thick, its spine supported by chunky bronze hinges and its pages clad in thick green leather. Did they not have computers on Whitmore? Not that I was displeased. My nerdy little soul blazed with delight at sight of so beautiful a book.

I heard a cheery yip from behind me, and whirled. There was my pup!

…and at least twenty others. They came streaming in the library door, tails waving like flags, noses scooting along the ground as they scattered everywhere.

‘Oops,’ said Jay. ‘Maybe should not have left the door open.’

‘Um.’ I eyed the wriggling yellow furries doubtfully. ‘Which one of you is Pup?’

‘You still haven’t given her a name?’ said Alban, and then pointed out one of the pups — the one presently trying to climb the leg of the nearest desk. ‘There she is.’

‘How can you tell?’

‘She’s got your ring on her horn.’

She did, too. My right ring finger was bare of the labradorite hoop that usually adorned it. The jewel lay instead around the base of my disgraceful pup’s single horn, a glint of pearly rainbow colours among her yellow fur.

‘How did you—?!’ I resisted the temptation to clutch at my golden hair, the colour of which could not be changed without that ring, and set off after her.

‘How about Robin Goodfellow?’ Alban called after me.

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